Tim's Fantasy Football League 2018- Link for draft in OP (1 Viewer)

[Binky The Doormat]

It's moving... 

what's moving?

You're scarin' me again. 

 

[eoMMan]

what's moving?

You're scarin' me again. 

His poop, silly. All those protein shakes gets him moving.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

His poop, silly. All those protein shakes gets him moving.

ooohhhhh ...thanks, I must have missed all of that.

I try to avoid my GB's posts in this thread as they are mostly voodoo-related.  

 

[flapgreen]

Ready to take my ### whooping from the team with the worst luck in the league. @bucksoh

 

[flapgreen]

Looking like I'm going to have to score a million ####### points every week to have any shot at winning from here on out. Smh

 

[eoMMan]

My team.....whoa.

 

[flapgreen]

My team.....whoa.

And your opponents lol. It's like they're scared. 

 

[flapgreen]

Binky can't lose. Binky won't lose. Called it weeks ago 

 

[flapgreen]

To add insult to injury, buck doesn't even start a defense and beats me when I score one of my highest of the season. Bunch of effin bull####. 

 

[eoMMan]

To add insult to injury, buck doesn't even start a defense and beats me when I score one of my highest of the season. Bunch of effin bull####. 

Yeah, I was gonna say something about the defense on a bye.

Kind of messed up, imo.

Was it a matter of his bench being stacked and not wanting to drop a guy?

 

[flapgreen]

Yeah, I was gonna say something about the defense on a bye.

Kind of messed up, imo.

Was it a matter of his bench being stacked and not wanting to drop a guy?

I didn't look that much into it. Kicked my ### anyway so didn't matter. 

 

[flapgreen]

Half my players will be on IR in 2 weeks and I'll miss the playoffs by one game. 

 

[flapgreen]

Yeah, I was gonna say something about the defense on a bye.

Kind of messed up, imo.

Was it a matter of his bench being stacked and not wanting to drop a guy?

I owe you big time. Now that AJ is likely out for the season, it's equivalent to me trading Kareem for Rivers and Gurley.

 

[psychobillies]

Half my players will be on IR in 2 weeks and I'll miss the playoffs by one game. 

That's good.  I'm trying to make that last spot by one game.

 

[psychobillies]

Well, that whole hold on to Dez for 10 weeks in case he goes to a good offense thing was fun for a couple of days.

 

[flapgreen]

Looking like I'm going to have to score a million ####### points every week to have any shot at winning from here on out. Smh

Like I said, it will be that way the rest of the season. I'll get ####ed from here on out like I do every year. It doesn't matter who my players are or what I score.  It's so strange. 

 

[The Ref]

Can one of you guys update me on how it’s going?  

 

[eoMMan]

Can one of you guys update me on how it’s going?  

It's going well. Thanks for asking. I had a nice day. I went and played some poker for a little bit, stopped at the grocery store and watched some football. Work should be busy tomorrow but all is well.

 

[flapgreen]

I'll lose every effin game the rest of the way. Same every year no matter who I have. Guaranteed failure. 

 

[jvdesigns2002]

I'll lose every effin game the rest of the way. Same every year no matter who I have. Guaranteed failure. 

How are you possibly complaining more than me?  You realize that this season--I'd basically lost my first rounder up to this week (fournette), my third round pick got hurt and is  done for the year (ajayi), my 4th round pick hurt himself racing a drone (gordon), my 5th round pick snapped his leg (delanie walker), and my 6th round pick is done for the year (fuller).    If anybody is snake bitten this year it's been me. Lol.  Your team will be fine. 

 

[flapgreen]

I've punched holes in the wall today and cried out every tear in my body.  My family is frightened of me. 

 

[eoMMan]

Some people in our league?

 

[flapgreen]

Some people in our league?

https://giphy.com/gifs/bigbrotherca-big-brother-emotion-8cMVsvomybkO34bGVn

 

[Binky The Doormat]

omg ...Armed Rodgery may pull this out again.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Was .02 down and Moe's defense went from 1pt to 0.  Moe has Barkley and is .3 behind.  

 

[Binky The Doormat]

These two are the 2nd and 3rd lowest scoring teams this week.  

 

[Binky The Doormat]

that Barkley catch and run down to the 12 put it away for Moe.  Tough loss for Armed Rodgery - he's had his share of close wins though as well.  

 

[flapgreen]

Binky can't lose. Binky won't lose. Called it weeks ago 

Told ya

 

[eoMMan]

that Barkley catch and run down to the 12 put it away for Moe.  Tough loss for Armed Rodgery - he's had his share of close wins though as well.  

Cooper Kupp broke my heart. 

 

[Moe.]

I don't suppose I'll ever lose again 

 

[eoMMan]

Armed Rodgery might be changing their team name....

STAY TUNED

 

[eoMMan]

@Bonzai

aka AIDS

Make sure you pick up a defense this week.  New England is on bye.

 

[Bonzai]

@Bonzai

aka AIDS

Make sure you pick up a defense this week.  New England is on bye.

Yeah, I know.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

This Eric Ebron side bet I made with Stuart is getting more and more ridiculous every day.  

Looks like "Process over Results" is going to lose this one.  

 

[flapgreen]

I'll need to score 130 minimum each week over the last 3 weeks to have a shot at winning one game and making the playoffs, which I won't.  Lost 3 of my last 4 and soon to be 6 of my last 7 with freaking Gurley going off. Will be the 2nd consecutive year I'll have the top rb, top kicker, and top 5 TE and miss the playoffs. This league is such bull####. :finger:

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I'll need to score 130 minimum each week over the last 3 weeks to have a shot at winning one game and making the playoffs, which I won't.  Lost 3 of my last 4 and soon to be 6 of my last 7 with freaking Gurley going off. Will be the 2nd consecutive year I'll have the top rb, top kicker, and top 5 TE and miss the playoffs. This league is such bull####. :finger:

have you studied fantasy football for over 30 years GB? 

Only then are you capable of telling yourself and others what players deserve to be drafted or not drafted.  

 

[flapgreen]

I doubt I'll lose another game this year. I'm on fire! 

 

[flapgreen]

have you studied fantasy football for over 30 years GB? 

Only then are you capable of telling yourself and others what players deserve to be drafted or not drafted.  

No, but I cry frequently when playing. 

 

[eoMMan]

That Alex Smith injury was ugly. I think I should drop him.

 

[flapgreen]

Armed Rodgery opponent scared ####less yet again. 

 

[flapgreen]

The scoring is all messed up and incorrect on yahoo

 

[bucksoh]

Even when I win they still put me down as a loss.   

 

[flapgreen]

Looks like they fixed it. 

 

[flapgreen]

@eoMMan is like Tiger in his Sunday reds in his prime. The competition wilts. 

 

[eoMMan]

@eoMMan is like Tiger in his Sunday reds in his prime. The competition wilts. 

Magic football.  I really am due for many, many losses.

I think I'll get the bye for the playoffs but then lose in week 2. 

 

[flapgreen]

Magic football.  I really am due for many, many losses.

I think I'll get the bye for the playoffs but then lose in week 2. 

You have as much of a shot as anyone. 

 

[Moe.]

how many teams make the playoffs?

 

[eoMMan]

how many teams make the playoffs?

This is what I copied from August:

6 players make playoffs with 2 byes

1st Place 60% 2nd Place 30% 3rd Place 10%

 

[eoMMan]

Aaron Rodgers sucks.  I should have traded him and kept Phillip Rivers.

My team name has officially been changed.

 

[eoMMan]

Moose Knuckles, nice job starting a tight end on a bye this week.  Thanks!