Unexpected Roommates (1 Viewer)

[Carolina Hustler]

If you can get her back to this I can keep her out of your hair for a weekend at least..

Does she still look like that Wrigley? For the price of an airline ticket per FBG, we could take her off your hands, chain-letter style. The Boston FBGs can chip in for an airline ticket to Boston... I get first dibs since it was my idea... she can stay with me for a week... I can hand off to Hell Toupee, and he can hand off to the next one... then someone else can chip in for the next airline ticket to take her to her next destination. She can get to see the entire United States for free AND be out of your hair for a long, long time. Sound like a plan?

This one went over the line from edgy to creepy...

Me? Creepy?? I've nevah heard that one before! I thought it was a very creative solution to the Wrigley problem. Look at it this way. How many johns would your average street prostitute bang in a day? 10? 12? 20? How big is the FFA community who are open minded enough to engage in this sort of time-share arrangement? Maybe... 20 guys total... 30, tops? The rest are all holier-than-thou or too cheap (like Dentist) or too boring (like Tim). And how many guys do you think she bangs over the course of a month doing the status quo? And for what? Nothing! And she's a burden on Wrigley. So this is a win-win-win type of situation. We win by banging a reasonably good looking girl, no strings attached... she wins because she gets an expense-paid tour of America, and Wrigley wins because he doesn't have to see her or put up with her for a while. gotta think outside the box, man, as it were.

And if you want creepy... you ain't seen nuthin' yet.

Great. Now the entire FBG community will end up with the herp or something..

Only if Johnny goes first

 

[Carolina Hustler]

She could still pretty easily secure a older, rich guy, sugar daddy. Although probably not as easily as two years ago. Time is ticking people. That needs to be a group effort, a family effort. Think of the kids, man.

There is a website for this. Wrigley needs to simply leave his browser open one morning and she can find it. Problem solved as long as she is up to it. Quick, easy, painless.

It's more likely that she finds it if he prints out the web page and sticks it in a vodka bottle.

lol

 

[Brady Marino]

Ya know, if you told her there are a bunch of guys on the interwebs that would offer $ for a certain type of pic. It might help her get back on her feet and out of your door.

Just saying.

In for $5.73

If its a porno, I'm down for $25.

I'll pay more for certain "types" of porno.

 

[deep vacuum]

Update?

 

[Otis]

I've not the time for 15 or so pages -- can someone give me the one paragraph summary? I see the link to the pic, you might as well include that. TIA

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I've not the time for 15 or so pages -- can someone give me the one paragraph summary? I see the link to the pic, you might as well include that. TIA

Here's a (probably not correct) Haiku

Slutty SIL was hot

Cocaine is a hell if a drug

Please take her

 

[AAABatteries]

If you can get her back to this I can keep her out of your hair for a weekend at least..

Does she still look like that Wrigley? For the price of an airline ticket per FBG, we could take her off your hands, chain-letter style. The Boston FBGs can chip in for an airline ticket to Boston... I get first dibs since it was my idea... she can stay with me for a week... I can hand off to Hell Toupee, and he can hand off to the next one... then someone else can chip in for the next airline ticket to take her to her next destination. She can get to see the entire United States for free AND be out of your hair for a long, long time. Sound like a plan?

I know it's hard to tell from the pic but she's not Asianed.

 

[DrJ]

If you can get her back to this I can keep her out of your hair for a weekend at least..

Does she still look like that Wrigley? For the price of an airline ticket per FBG, we could take her off your hands, chain-letter style. The Boston FBGs can chip in for an airline ticket to Boston... I get first dibs since it was my idea... she can stay with me for a week... I can hand off to Hell Toupee, and he can hand off to the next one... then someone else can chip in for the next airline ticket to take her to her next destination. She can get to see the entire United States for free AND be out of your hair for a long, long time. Sound like a plan?

This one went over the line from edgy to creepy...

Me? Creepy?? I've nevah heard that one before! I thought it was a very creative solution to the Wrigley problem. Look at it this way. How many johns would your average street prostitute bang in a day? 10? 12? 20? How big is the FFA community who are open minded enough to engage in this sort of time-share arrangement? Maybe... 20 guys total... 30, tops? The rest are all holier-than-thou or too cheap (like Dentist) or too boring (like Tim). And how many guys do you think she bangs over the course of a month doing the status quo? And for what? Nothing! And she's a burden on Wrigley. So this is a win-win-win type of situation. We win by banging a reasonably good looking girl, no strings attached... she wins because she gets an expense-paid tour of America, and Wrigley wins because he doesn't have to see her or put up with her for a while. gotta think outside the box, man, as it were.

And if you want creepy... you ain't seen nuthin' yet.

Besides the creep factor, he doesn't have any problem handing her off for months at a time when she looks like that. She even gets drugs and roughed up a little bit to boot, which she seems in to. You're going to need to sweeten the pot a little.

 

[Wrigley]

Finally got her out of my house, only to find out she was arrested yesterday afternoon.

Home town jail will hold her until 12-17 unless her bond is paid $150(failure to appear in court) We will not be paying this.

Kicker is, there is another warrant for her arrest. Once she's discharged/bonded out she will be transported over to county(WILL) to sit in front of another judge.....assuming to get more time.

DUI

No insurance(x2)

Driving w/out DL(x2)

Failure to appear on DUI

Fleeing the scene of an accident(wrecked her ex-husbands S4)

More things change, the more they stay the same. Ugh!!!

Feel awful for the kids

And, I've still got a garage full of her crap.

:bangshead:

 

[glock]

Finally got her out of my house, only to find out she was arrested yesterday afternoon.

Home town jail will hold her until 12-17 unless her bond is paid $150(failure to appear in court) We will not be paying this.

Kicker is, there is another warrant for her arrest. Once she's discharged/bonded out she will be transported over to county(WILL) to sit in front of another judge.....assuming to get more time.

DUI

No insurance(x2)

Driving w/out DL(x2)

Failure to appear on DUI

Fleeing the scene of an accident(wrecked her ex-husbands S4)

More things change, the more they stay the same. Ugh!!!

Feel awful for the kids

And, I've still got a garage full of her crap.

Let me "help."

 

[Wrigley]

Finally got her out of my house, only to find out she was arrested yesterday afternoon.

Home town jail will hold her until 12-17 unless her bond is paid $150(failure to appear in court) We will not be paying this.

Kicker is, there is another warrant for her arrest. Once she's discharged/bonded out she will be transported over to county(WILL) to sit in front of another judge.....assuming to get more time.

DUI

No insurance(x2)

Driving w/out DL(x2)

Failure to appear on DUI

Fleeing the scene of an accident(wrecked her ex-husbands S4)

More things change, the more they stay the same. Ugh!!!

Feel awful for the kids

And, I've still got a garage full of her crap.

Let me "help."

Why, you want her stuff?

 

[Brady Marino]

Finally got her out of my house, only to find out she was arrested yesterday afternoon.

Home town jail will hold her until 12-17 unless her bond is paid $150(failure to appear in court) We will not be paying this.

Kicker is, there is another warrant for her arrest. Once she's discharged/bonded out she will be transported over to county(WILL) to sit in front of another judge.....assuming to get more time.

DUI

No insurance(x2)

Driving w/out DL(x2)

Failure to appear on DUI

Fleeing the scene of an accident(wrecked her ex-husbands S4)

More things change, the more they stay the same. Ugh!!!

Feel awful for the kids

And, I've still got a garage full of her crap.

Let me "help."

Why, you want her stuff?

Just how awful looking is she now? This is important in case we want to "chip in".

 

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updated pics are important.

 

[Joe Summer]

updated pics are important.

Mugshot is probably available somewhere.

 

[fatness]

And, I've still got a garage full of her crap.

:bangshead:

Sell it online.

 

[belljr]

I apologize for my thread....

 

[mr roboto]

updated pics are important.

Mugshot is probably available somewhere.

Can't find it. I found her warrant though.

 

[Wrigley]

updated pics are important.

Mugshot is probably available somewhere.

Can't find it. I found her warrant though.

link

 

[Brady Marino]

updated pics are important.

Mugshot is probably available somewhere.

Can't find it. I found her warrant though.

link

Hot.

 

[[icon]]

And, I've still got a garage full of her crap.

:bangshead:

Sell it online.

BAGS O CRAP ALL AROUND!!!

 

[Limp Ditka]

updated pics are important.

Mugshot is probably available somewhere.

Can't find it. I found her warrant though.

link

 

[bshell27]

Not her, but sounds close

A woman's blood alcohol level was more than twice over the legal limit when she intentionally drove her car into her ex-boyfriend's garage on Thanksgiving night, Plainfield police said.

 

[Annyong]

What a disaster

 

[Wrigley]

Not her, but sounds close

A woman's blood alcohol level was more than twice over the legal limit when she intentionally drove her car into her ex-boyfriend's garage on Thanksgiving night, Plainfield police said.

Funny, she's in jail down near you

 

[mr roboto]

Wrigley and Annyong, are the kids ok?

 

[Wrigley]

Wrigley and Annyong, are the kids ok?

Sure.......they are living with their grandmother(bio fathers side)

My wife is having a hard time with this.

She's having a hard time buying gifts for ours when she knows she can help her sister get out of the slammer

Eff that

 

[VA703]

Not her, but sounds close

A woman's blood alcohol level was more than twice over the legal limit when she intentionally drove her car into her ex-boyfriend's garage on Thanksgiving night, Plainfield police said.

Funny, she's in jail down near you

conjugal visit?

 

[Hawks64]

Wrigley and Annyong, are the kids ok?

Sure.......they are living with their grandmother(bio fathers side)

My wife is having a hard time with this.

She's having a hard time buying gifts for ours when she knows she can help her sister get out of the slammer

Eff that

Not an easy position to be in I am sure. Glad to hear the kids are with someone else. Any idea on how they are handling dealing with their Mom not being around and in all this legal crap?

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

Ya know, if you told her there are a bunch of guys on the interwebs that would offer $ for a certain type of pic. It might help her get back on her feet and out of your door.

Just saying.

In for $5.73

If its a porno, I'm down for $25.

I'll pay more for certain "types" of porno.

 

[Wrigley]

Wrigley and Annyong, are the kids ok?

Sure.......they are living with their grandmother(bio fathers side)

My wife is having a hard time with this.

She's having a hard time buying gifts for ours when she knows she can help her sister get out of the slammer

Eff that

Not an easy position to be in I am sure. Glad to hear the kids are with someone else. Any idea on how they are handling dealing with their Mom not being around and in all this legal crap?

No not really, I'm sure they are upset......but truth be told, I'm pretty sure they are used to her not being around

Day she was arrested she was supposed to give her daughter a lift to Volleyball tryouts........she never made it.

Pains me to the bone.

 

[Hawks64]

Wrigley and Annyong, are the kids ok?

Sure.......they are living with their grandmother(bio fathers side)

My wife is having a hard time with this.

She's having a hard time buying gifts for ours when she knows she can help her sister get out of the slammer

Eff that

Not an easy position to be in I am sure. Glad to hear the kids are with someone else. Any idea on how they are handling dealing with their Mom not being around and in all this legal crap?

No not really, I'm sure they are upset......but truth be told, I'm pretty sure they are used to her not being around

Day she was arrested she was supposed to give her daughter a lift to Volleyball tryouts........she never made it.

Pains me to the bone.

That's awful, nothing worse than kids having to pay for their parents failures.

 

[T Bell]

Wrigley and Annyong, are the kids ok?

Sure.......they are living with their grandmother(bio fathers side)

My wife is having a hard time with this.

She's having a hard time buying gifts for ours when she knows she can help her sister get out of the slammer

Eff that

Not an easy position to be in I am sure. Glad to hear the kids are with someone else. Any idea on how they are handling dealing with their Mom not being around and in all this legal crap?

No not really, I'm sure they are upset......but truth be told, I'm pretty sure they are used to her not being around

Day she was arrested she was supposed to give her daughter a lift to Volleyball tryouts........she never made it.

Pains me to the bone.

That upsets me more than just about anything you've conveyed in this.

 

[Wrigley]

Update: She's still in the clink. Being bonded out today, only to be shipped over to a different county(WILL) to face another warrant(failing to appear)

Being told she's been pulled over 3 times for driving on a suspended license.......could be looking at another 30 days(without bond).

I've heard the Will county is not going to be a pleasant experience. Not going to be a very Merry Christmas for her.

:good:

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Maybe they can do an Orange Is The New Black spinoff with her

 

[Sabertooth]

I agree Wrigley. She's getting what she's earned.

 

[Godsbrother]

Update: She's still in the clink. Being bonded out today, only to be shipped over to a different county(WILL) to face another warrant(failing to appear)

Being told she's been pulled over 3 times for driving on a suspended license.......could be looking at another 30 days(without bond).

I've heard the Will county is not going to be a pleasant experience. Not going to be a very Merry Christmas for her.

:good:

Wow. Hopefully this will be the kick in pants she needs to get herself straightened out.

 

[Frostillicus]

Finally got her out of my house, only to find out she was arrested yesterday afternoon.

Home town jail will hold her until 12-17 unless her bond is paid $150(failure to appear in court) We will not be paying this.

Kicker is, there is another warrant for her arrest. Once she's discharged/bonded out she will be transported over to county(WILL) to sit in front of another judge.....assuming to get more time.

DUI

No insurance(x2)

Driving w/out DL(x2)

Failure to appear on DUI

Fleeing the scene of an accident(wrecked her ex-husbands S4)

More things change, the more they stay the same. Ugh!!!

Feel awful for the kids

And, I've still got a garage full of her crap.

:bangshead:

She just gets hotter and hotter with every post.

 

[Guest]

I was going to make a joke about her being just my type, but the kid thing really upsets me.

 

[Keerock]

I was going to make a joke about her being just my type, but the kid thing really upsets me.

Too young?

 

[T Bell]

Update: She's still in the clink. Being bonded out today, only to be shipped over to a different county(WILL) to face another warrant(failing to appear)

Being told she's been pulled over 3 times for driving on a suspended license.......could be looking at another 30 days(without bond).

I've heard the Will county is not going to be a pleasant experience. Not going to be a very Merry Christmas for her.

:good:

Wow. Hopefully this will be the kick in pants she needs to get herself straightened out.

I have a feeling it won't be.

 

[Sabertooth]

Update: She's still in the clink. Being bonded out today, only to be shipped over to a different county(WILL) to face another warrant(failing to appear)

Being told she's been pulled over 3 times for driving on a suspended license.......could be looking at another 30 days(without bond).

I've heard the Will county is not going to be a pleasant experience. Not going to be a very Merry Christmas for her.

:good:

Wow. Hopefully this will be the kick in pants she needs to get herself straightened out.

I have a feeling it won't be.

I agree. She's an entitled little princess. This is just going to get spun in her mind as her getting screwed over by the courts.

 

[Zow]

Update: She's still in the clink. Being bonded out today, only to be shipped over to a different county(WILL) to face another warrant(failing to appear)

Being told she's been pulled over 3 times for driving on a suspended license.......could be looking at another 30 days(without bond).

I've heard the Will county is not going to be a pleasant experience. Not going to be a very Merry Christmas for her.

:good:

Wow. Hopefully this will be the kick in pants she needs to get herself straightened out.

I have a feeling it won't be.

I agree. She's an entitled little princess. This is just going to get spun in her mind as her getting screwed over by the courts.

Very likely how she'll perceive it.

 

[Wrigley]

Update: She's still in the clink. Being bonded out today, only to be shipped over to a different county(WILL) to face another warrant(failing to appear)

Being told she's been pulled over 3 times for driving on a suspended license.......could be looking at another 30 days(without bond).

I've heard the Will county is not going to be a pleasant experience. Not going to be a very Merry Christmas for her.

:good:

Wow. Hopefully this will be the kick in pants she needs to get herself straightened out.

I have a feeling it won't be.

I agree. She's an entitled little princess. This is just going to get spun in her mind as her getting screwed over by the courts.

Very likely how she'll perceive it.

Just like day one. It's always somebody else's fault.

 

[Brady Marino]

Just like day one. It's always somebody else's fault.

I have a bad feeling that's how she views her kids, too.

 

[Zow]

Update: She's still in the clink. Being bonded out today, only to be shipped over to a different county(WILL) to face another warrant(failing to appear)

Being told she's been pulled over 3 times for driving on a suspended license.......could be looking at another 30 days(without bond).

I've heard the Will county is not going to be a pleasant experience. Not going to be a very Merry Christmas for her.

:good:

Wow. Hopefully this will be the kick in pants she needs to get herself straightened out.

I have a feeling it won't be.

I agree. She's an entitled little princess. This is just going to get spun in her mind as her getting screwed over by the courts.

Very likely how she'll perceive it.

Just like day one. It's always somebody else's fault.

Nobody can change her but her. And some people just don't change.

Has CPS gotten involved with the kids yet? I'd say she's nearing that territory.

 

[Wrigley]

Just like day one. It's always somebody else's fault.

I have a bad feeling that's how she views her kids, too.

The father(he's never been a dad) hasn't paid a dime in over 7 years....so of course she's got that to complain about.

This has been her fallback complaint since I can remember

 

[Wrigley]

Update: She's still in the clink. Being bonded out today, only to be shipped over to a different county(WILL) to face another warrant(failing to appear)

Being told she's been pulled over 3 times for driving on a suspended license.......could be looking at another 30 days(without bond).

I've heard the Will county is not going to be a pleasant experience. Not going to be a very Merry Christmas for her.

:good:

Wow. Hopefully this will be the kick in pants she needs to get herself straightened out.

I have a feeling it won't be.

I agree. She's an entitled little princess. This is just going to get spun in her mind as her getting screwed over by the courts.

Very likely how she'll perceive it.

Just like day one. It's always somebody else's fault.

Nobody can change her but her. And some people just don't change.

Has CPS gotten involved with the kids yet? I'd say she's nearing that territory.

Wife seems to think the Grandmother may eventually make a play for custody.

At this point I hope she does

 

[DrJ]

Wrigley and Annyong, are the kids ok?

Sure.......they are living with their grandmother(bio fathers side)

My wife is having a hard time with this.

She's having a hard time buying gifts for ours when she knows she can help her sister get out of the slammer

Eff that

Not an easy position to be in I am sure. Glad to hear the kids are with someone else. Any idea on how they are handling dealing with their Mom not being around and in all this legal crap?

No not really, I'm sure they are upset......but truth be told, I'm pretty sure they are used to her not being around

Day she was arrested she was supposed to give her daughter a lift to Volleyball tryouts........she never made it.

Pains me to the bone.

That upsets me more than just about anything you've conveyed in this.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Just like day one. It's always somebody else's fault.

I have a bad feeling that's how she views her kids, too.

The father(he's never been a dad) hasn't paid a dime in over 7 years....so of course she's got that to complain about.

This has been her fallback complaint since I can remember

How / why isn't this guy behind bars too? People like this make me irate. Does he have any other kids that he's not providing for?

 

[Zow]

Update: She's still in the clink. Being bonded out today, only to be shipped over to a different county(WILL) to face another warrant(failing to appear)

Being told she's been pulled over 3 times for driving on a suspended license.......could be looking at another 30 days(without bond).

I've heard the Will county is not going to be a pleasant experience. Not going to be a very Merry Christmas for her.

:good:

Wow. Hopefully this will be the kick in pants she needs to get herself straightened out.

I have a feeling it won't be.

I agree. She's an entitled little princess. This is just going to get spun in her mind as her getting screwed over by the courts.

Very likely how she'll perceive it.

Just like day one. It's always somebody else's fault.

Nobody can change her but her. And some people just don't change.

Has CPS gotten involved with the kids yet? I'd say she's nearing that territory.

Wife seems to think the Grandmother may eventually make a play for custody.

At this point I hope she does

It's not that simple. If the grandmother is serious she should get some legal advice. In AZ, it's near impossible for a grandmother to get "custody" without CPS first getting involved.