Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
Halloween is like snow.
When I was a kid, I loved both. Cruising around with your friends, getting free candy. Days off from school unexpectedly, sledding, snowball fights.
When I was a young man, I liked both. Going to halloween parties, hooking up with drunk chicks in skimpy outfits. Getting the occasional day off of class/work.
As a grown man/homeowner, they both suck. Getting up every 14 seconds to answer the door to hand out candy. Worrying about the house getting egged or your tires deflated. Shoveling the driveway, navigating dangerous streets in order to get to work.
I moved to Florida in large part to get away from snow permanently. Since I'd have to move to another country to get away from Halloween, I tolerate it. Has no real redeeming value unless you're a kid, single, enjoy wearing a costume to work, or are some kind of occult fanatic.
When I was a kid, I loved both. Cruising around with your friends, getting free candy. Days off from school unexpectedly, sledding, snowball fights.
When I was a young man, I liked both. Going to halloween parties, hooking up with drunk chicks in skimpy outfits. Getting the occasional day off of class/work.
As a grown man/homeowner, they both suck. Getting up every 14 seconds to answer the door to hand out candy. Worrying about the house getting egged or your tires deflated. Shoveling the driveway, navigating dangerous streets in order to get to work.
I moved to Florida in large part to get away from snow permanently. Since I'd have to move to another country to get away from Halloween, I tolerate it. Has no real redeeming value unless you're a kid, single, enjoy wearing a costume to work, or are some kind of occult fanatic.
I would have given you a Twix... unless your costume was "bored teenager who'd rather be playing Xbox but want free candy". I'm fine with giving anyone in a costume some of the good stuff. It's the tools in jeans and a hoody that get the Bit-o-Honey.
You gotta be ####### kidding.