Keerock
Footballguy
Usually means ALMOST ALWAYS... even when not in a public bathroom
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What's Normal? - Do you usually wash your hands after you pee? (1 Viewer)
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Usually means ALMOST ALWAYS... even when not in a public bathroom
Keerock
Footballguy
Like some maniac...
belljr
Footballguy
I respect "my guy" greatly and he and deserves to be handled with clean hands.........
Navin Johnson
Footballguy
Don King: Only in America - "...before..." - Ving Rhames
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119838/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
youtu.be
massraider
Footballguy
Wash my hands?
Sheeet, if you saw this masterpiece, you'd wonder why I would ever take my hands off it.
Sheeet, if you saw this masterpiece, you'd wonder why I would ever take my hands off it.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Same here. Who knows where my hands have been.
Poke_4_Life
Footballguy
Hmm... I always wash in public and some of the time at home. Voted 'no'.
Andy Dufresne
Footballguy
Yes, always.
But never dry with an air dryer.
www.health.harvard.edu
But never dry with an air dryer.
The bacterial horror of hot-air hand dryers - Harvard Health
Researchers testing the dispersal of bacteria in public restrooms found that the hand dryers were picking up bacterial deposits, likely from aerosolized microbes caused by the flushing of uncovered...
www.health.harvard.edu
Drunken knight
Footballguy
oh yeah... especially being in the culinary world
kupcho1
Footballguy
Zow
Footballguy
Right. I definitely always rinse my hands but I concede I don't always give them a thorough wash - even though I did a live study in a Health class in college that shows the disparity in impact between just a quick rinse and a thorough wash with soap up to the wrists.
belljr
Footballguy
Am I sitting?
Zow
Footballguy
Because it's a medium between being quick and not feeling like a disgusting slob.
For an example you can maybe relate to, we usually have maybe 2-5 minutes at the turn to head in, order a drink and maybe a light bite, and use the restroom without holding up the group behind us. So, it's a quick order and a pee with a quick hand rinse and then it's off to hole 10.
Psychopav
Help us, Joebi-Wan Brynobi, you're our only ho
Rinsing is sufficient to remove germs from most surfaces. Human hands are different because they have oil, which is where the soap comes in.
On the other hand, urine is sterile so not much in the way of germs to wash off. I do use soap after going number 2.
Peak
Footballguy
This is me as well....although my wife constantly reminds me that I am a disgusting human being and setting a poor example for our teenage sons when I don't wash my hands after I pee at home.
Tecumseh
Footballguy
No it’s not.
togo
Footballguy
Sometimes......not generally,
Definitely not in a public bathroom. Things in there way more dirty than my member.
After I shower it's the CLEANEST thing on my whole body for the rest of the day!
Unless I pee on myself ......which hardly ever happens. I'm good at this,,,,doing it for a while,
And sometimes I wash my hands BEFORE I pee. Why put dirty hands there??
Where has your penis been?
It's been in my pants all day in my underwear with pants over that.
2 layers!
How dirty can it get!!??
Definitely not in a public bathroom. Things in there way more dirty than my member.
After I shower it's the CLEANEST thing on my whole body for the rest of the day!
Unless I pee on myself ......which hardly ever happens. I'm good at this,,,,doing it for a while,
And sometimes I wash my hands BEFORE I pee. Why put dirty hands there??
Where has your penis been?
It's been in my pants all day in my underwear with pants over that.
2 layers!
How dirty can it get!!??
Dezbelief
Footballguy
Old step-dad joke
What's the difference between a sewage worker and a doctor?
The sewage worker washes his hands before he pees, a doctor washes his after.
waiver wire
Footballguy
it is disgusting on how many men dont wash their hands after peeing. my god at least turn on the water and put them under for 1-2 seconds.
STEADYMOBBIN 22
Footballguy
I guess my point is - why make the effort to go to a sink a turn on the water (automatic or not) and not spend the extra 2 seconds putting on soap. That's like making the effort to brush your teeth but not putting toothpaste on the tooth brush
Wash or skip all together ......
Because they’re ****ing weirdos, Bell! All of them!
STEADYMOBBIN 22
Footballguy
Much like my golf swing, if I just twist my body to the left a little I can pee w/o ever touching anything other than the elastic on my shorts/pants.
I still watch my hands because I have to flush.
I still watch my hands because I have to flush.
Psychopav
Help us, Joebi-Wan Brynobi, you're our only ho
Correction: urine is not sterile. It has low levels of bacteria and is generally considered nontoxic.
Keerock
Footballguy
I'd say that's a "yes"
Brunell4MVP
Footballguy
The public bathroom faucets and doors are far, far more gross than you holding your junk for a few seconds. It's proven to be so. I do the opposite. Don't touch a thing at the public places. Wash hands at home.
FreeBaGeL
Footballguy
I always wash, then grab a paper towel and use that to turn off the faucet. And open the door. Seems like most public bathrooms realize people do this since there's almost always a trash can next to the door now.
FreeBaGeL
Footballguy
That's a "no".
3C's
Footballguy
Pip's Invitation
Footballguy
Yes
Raging weasel
Footballguy
Yes.
Only time I don't wash is if I'm peeing in the woods or something
kupcho1
Footballguy
Yes. As ot stands, I'm not shaking hands with any of you.
belljr
Footballguy
It's not my hand I want shook .....if you know what I mean
Chemical X
Footballguy
only if i have peed on my hands.
jhib
Footballguy
"A man washes his hands before or after tending to his needs. It tells you a lot about a man. He does it both times - points to a weakness in character."
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