Who is the best FFA poster? (2 Viewers)

[Doctor Detroit]

Considering brevity, number of posts, impact of posts, knowledge of various things, hilarity, and whatever else you think is important. I would sugget posters who are known more for quantity than quality (e.g. Furley) be disqualified as this is not a popularity contest. Please link any good examples if the poster is someone who only posts now and again. If we get enough examples we'll wrap this into a poll later.

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

I need to know how much everyone weighs.

 

[mr. furley]

really like Sacamano's chances here

 

[Stoneys]

I need to know how much everyone weighs.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

My added weight dilutes my quality. Which was already suspect.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I need to know how much everyone weighs.

Posts Per Pound?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Here's my guy. Just over 4000 posts in three years and makes them all count: Indirect humor (Have no idea what this means but it's funny anyway):

Long live the slothnor,Apes with Guns

Direct body emmission humor:

maybe he farted

Subtle humor:

i sent it to my wife. maybe this way, her boyfriend won't recognize her.

Medical knowledge:

non-specific urethritis isn't fun, so wear a condom, #######.

Politics:

fear helps them republicans win. perhaps they too have read the Forbidden Book® and know that the dead will rise from their graves tonight at midnight. come election time, they'll be back on top.

He's a good closer:

I once had to eat lunch with someone I didn't like. I tried to think positively about it, and that maybe I would find out that my initial impression were wrong and that the person wasn't really as bad as I thought they were. After one of the most uncomfortable lunches of my life, where the silence was punctuated by gems like "That looks good" and "Ummm...", I figured out that I was wrong. The person sucked even more one on one.There was a positive from this experience. I learned to trust my instincts more. Also, I learned that no matter how hard you try, if your mother-in-law is a ####, a free lunch won't change that fact.

 

[The Z Machine]

Fro:

Beer, funnies, wimmens, herb, good semen, and just outight silly.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Considering brevity, ...

I'm out.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

The OFFICIAL LIST

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Fro:Beer, funnies, wimmens, herb, good semen, and just outight silly.

Didn't even think of but he is and gets every ounce out of every post. So to speak....

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

Fro:

Beer, funnies, wimmens, herb, good semen, and just outight silly.

Personal experience

 

[harryhood]

Is this like the edition of homecoming king?

 

[Bluestaples]

I once had to eat lunch with someone I didn't like. I tried to think positively about it, and that maybe I would find out that my initial impression were wrong and that the person wasn't really as bad as I thought they were. After one of the most uncomfortable lunches of my life, where the silence was punctuated by gems like "That looks good" and "Ummm...", I figured out that I was wrong. The person sucked even more one on one.

There was a positive from this experience. I learned to trust my instincts more. Also, I learned that no matter how hard you try, if your mother-in-law is a ####, a free lunch won't change that fact.

 

[Wheelhouse]

Some of you guys are actually very funny and then some more of you have a very unique and witty way of explaining things. Then there are the very select few who are a combination of both. Pound for pound and over the long haul it's hard to not give this distinction to General Malaise, IMO. But sometimes, it's the guy that comes out of left field who delivers a brilliant post that makes us all breakdown with laughter. Humor is definitely alive and well here.

 

[kupcho1]

3 words: storytime with mojo

:winner:

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Some of you guys are actually very funny and then some more of you have a very unique and witty way of explaining things. Then there are the very select few who are a combination of both. Pound for pound and over the long haul it's hard to not give this distinction to General Malaise, IMO. But sometimes, it's the guy that comes out of left field who delivers a brilliant post that makes us all breakdown with laughter. Humor is definitely alive and well here.

I'm familiar with his work at another site not here. But he's good.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Is this an attempt to invite new people into the FBG circlejerk.

 

[The Z Machine]

Fro:

Beer, funnies, wimmens, herb, good semen, and just outight silly.

Personal experience

maybe... why do you ask?

 

[The Z Machine]

Also,

FBG CIRCLE-JERK SEQUENCE INITIATED

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Is this an attempt to invite new people into the FBG circlejerk.

Maybe. I'm actually just looking for some funny #### to get me through my Monday so I was hoping people would provide links to fairly obscure but effective posters who are humorous.

 

[QUEZILLA]

Here's my guy. Just over 4000 posts in three years and makes them all count: Indirect humor (Have no idea what this means but it's funny anyway):

Long live the slothnor,Apes with Guns

Direct body emmission humor:

maybe he farted

Subtle humor:

i sent it to my wife. maybe this way, her boyfriend won't recognize her.

Medical knowledge:

non-specific urethritis isn't fun, so wear a condom, #######.

Politics:

fear helps them republicans win. perhaps they too have read the Forbidden Book® and know that the dead will rise from their graves tonight at midnight. come election time, they'll be back on top.

He's a good closer:

I once had to eat lunch with someone I didn't like. I tried to think positively about it, and that maybe I would find out that my initial impression were wrong and that the person wasn't really as bad as I thought they were. After one of the most uncomfortable lunches of my life, where the silence was punctuated by gems like "That looks good" and "Ummm...", I figured out that I was wrong. The person sucked even more one on one.There was a positive from this experience. I learned to trust my instincts more. Also, I learned that no matter how hard you try, if your mother-in-law is a ####, a free lunch won't change that fact.

Goog work DD

 

[chet]

Here's my winner.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Here's my winner.

 

[snogger]

I'd say Wheelhouse or Hippo.

They have provided ample and insight material for years to come.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I'm a fan of Ditkaless Wonders.

 

[Scottish Revenge]

Three words:

Nigel Tufnel.

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

TannerBoyle is pretty good.

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

Fan of Leroy Hoard and Fullback Fro also.

 

[Irregardless]

3 words: storytime with mojo:winner:

Seconded... he knows from funny.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

TannerBoyle is pretty good.

:legend: with HOF status. Likely disqualified.

 

[E-Z Glider]

Wet Dream

 

[Doctor Detroit]

This guy

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...?showuser=16110

I think that one belongs in a different forum under a different subtopic.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

This guy

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...?showuser=16110

I think that one belongs in a different forum under a different subtopic.

The guy cracks me up with every post/topic.

He is a really bright guy. Maybe we can reconsider.

 

[LHUCKS]

I like Norville, Shining Path and Tremblay.

 

[The Z Machine]

Are MevsMaradona and hamster13 one and the same person?

 

[whoknew]

I vote that girl who came on a while back and gave us pictures of her in her underpants.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I vote that girl who came on a while back and gave us pictures of her in her underpants.

Limp Ditka?

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

I vote that girl who came on a while back and gave us pictures of her in her underpants.

Was she the one that was selling pictures of herself drinking beer in NYC?She was kind of funny. She just disappeared one day. I guess she "had a nice season, girl".

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I like Norville, Shining Path and Tremblay.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

TannerBoyle is pretty good.

I think he had one of the funnier one-liners that I've read on FBG.Someone had put up a poll about which was the worst vilian for Ralph Macchio: Johnny Lawrence from "Karate Kid" or the Devil in "Crossroads".And TannerBoyle said, "In Crossroads he had to beat Satan. In Karate Kid all he had to do was beat some blond kid from the Valley."One of the very few literal LOL's.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I was a big fan of the Ultimate %^&*@!. Unfortunately, he flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.

Wow, w a n k e r gets edited?

 

[piratemike]

My man-crush for Tufnel knows no bounds.

 

[Couch Potato]

Here are 17 of my candidates...

FBG (Faithfully)

Free For All is where I see you all.

Wheelhouse hangin' round all of the time.

Pickles, Garts, Mojorizin high,

TannerBoyle I love, along with Nigel.

I know that the board ain't no place to show the family.

Right here online it's been you furley.

And takin' the rants of Ham ain't always done so easily.

Oh, but you're friends to me.

I'm forever yours... FBG

JAA's wife, Simey and Cocoagirl.

I need you around to make me smile.

Through wit and rhyme, always another show,

Songs by bigbottom... lost without you.

And being away ain't easy when I go somewhere.

I just can't wait to get Shuked again.

I get the joy of rediscovering Smoo,

Otis, and Righetti,

I'm forever yours... FBG

Sa, ca, ma, no,

Sa, ca, ma, no...

Sa, ca, ma, no, ohhhhhhhh!

Faithfully! I'm still yours...

I'm forever yours...

Ever yours... FBG...

 

[Britney Spears]

I thought most of you were fat.

 

[Keerock]

I gotta go with GM. Tufnel and Fruley run a close second.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

GM

Nigel Tufnel

Big Bottom

Idiot Boxer - It's a shame he is not more appreciated. he's deeply twisted.

Pony Boy- He has the best shtick going but one would only know this if the met the man.

Dave Baker

Evilgrin 72

Team can knock it out of th epark when he wants.

 

[MelvinTScupper]

GM

JZilla

the rest are effing p0sers

 

[RavenFan]

I can't believe everyone's sleeping on The Iron Sheik

 

[General Malaise]

Some of you guys are actually very funny and then some more of you have a very unique and witty way of explaining things. Then there are the very select few who are a combination of both. Pound for pound and over the long haul it's hard to not give this distinction to General Malaise, IMO. But sometimes, it's the guy that comes out of left field who delivers a brilliant post that makes us all breakdown with laughter. Humor is definitely alive and well here.

I once stepped on a scale and cracked it in half.