Ted Stickles
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Wife hired help for a party we are throwing (1 Viewer)
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I sent a picture of a French Maid outfit to our friends who have the nanny and my wife saying this is her outfit for tonight. Our friends thought it was funny but my wife is telling me I'm obsessed about it and accused me of jerking it to her because I just took a long shower. She just yelled down to me that she is sending the picture to the nanny.
shapng up to be a fun night
shapng up to be a fun night
gianmarco
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parasaurolophus
Footballguy
Size 2? We know christo's vote now.
The Big Guy
Fear the Blitz
Fishboy
Footballguy
This would have gotten a lot more traction if you posted it yesterday (Friday).
Now I'm in, even on a weekend.
comfortably numb
Footballguy
1 up her...
Accidently call your wife the nannys name sometime today.
2 up her and do it while you are having sex with your wife
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NotSmart
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Reverse psychology is important here.
Tell her you agree, but maybe three would be better.
ghostguy123
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DallasDMac
Footballguy
Now I just feel depressed because I couldn't come up with 25 to 30 people to invite to a party if I wanted too.
James Daulton
Footballguy
Holy crap Oat's wife has life made in the shade. Well other than, you know, having to actually hook Oats up from time to time.
Johnny Rock
Footballguy
I’m expecting some good pics. In the FB age nobody will think twice about Snickers taking lots of shots.
Conanthecontrarian
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Insoxicated
comfortably numb
Footballguy
Turned into a bukake session????
What?
I'm not the only one that assumed that!
What?
I'm not the only one that assumed that!
Koya
Footballguy
No 3-way unfortunately, pretty sure my wife would have been down with it considering how drunk she was last night. Nanny stayed late and hung out with me and my wife for a couple of drinks after everyone left but nothing materialized...I don't really have it in me to make #### up.
Politician Spock
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Nursing a massive hangover, will give a more detailed recap after I down a few beers.
bradyfan
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comfortably numb
Footballguy
Gonna be awhile? grab a....
Kanil
Footballguy
E-Z Glider
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Or at least feeling good enough to make some #### up.
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Sorry for the delay and not sure if anyone really gives a #### but for what it is worth here is how the night unfolded.
The Nanny came over about 30 minutes earlier and my wife gave her a quick lay of the land. Nanny looked good but was dressed a bit conservative for my tastes. Party guests started to filter in around 6:30pm. We were having two contest during the party, one was a homemade apple pie contest where 5 guests brought pies. The second was a blind wine tasting party where everyone brought a California red below $30. Nanny was good setting up the win contest, basically pouring out wine into shot glasses for guests to sample and vote. A few folks can up to me asking who she was and giving me a look when I said the wife hired her. As more guests piled in, I was getting the beer drinkers they drinks from the fridge in the garage. I bought a bunch of local craft beer so I just felt better helping each guest pick out what I thought they would like best. Nanny was good cutting up the pie during the contest, getting a small number of folks their drinks and doing some light pick up.
People were absolutely wasted by 10:00am or at least which ever part of the couple wasn't driving was bombed. The party went from about 30 people to less than 10 in an hour. During the height of the party, I can hear my wasted wife telling friends and the Nanny how I had the idea for the Nanny to dress in a French maid's outfit and had sent out pictures of various outfits.
So end of night, still a fair amount of cleaning to be done which the Nanny was gearing up to do but wife tells her to have a drink with us. Ends up being me, my wife, the Nanny and the woman who has the Nanny for her twins drinking and BS'ng to about 1am. Nanny was trying to get us to go to this local University bar as it was homecoming weekend but we wisely turned down that idea.
In my wife's drunken state I'm pretty sure she would have been down for a little threeway action with the Nanny and the Nanny definitely gives off a vibe that she would be down for some dirty but no way am I pressing that action.
I end up waking up the next morning and cleaning the house for a good hour with a banging hangover. Made my wife a bacon egg and cheese sandwich and delivered it to her in bed. She finally drags herself out of bed around 1:30 and later tells me she thought the Nanny worked out great.
The Nanny came over about 30 minutes earlier and my wife gave her a quick lay of the land. Nanny looked good but was dressed a bit conservative for my tastes. Party guests started to filter in around 6:30pm. We were having two contest during the party, one was a homemade apple pie contest where 5 guests brought pies. The second was a blind wine tasting party where everyone brought a California red below $30. Nanny was good setting up the win contest, basically pouring out wine into shot glasses for guests to sample and vote. A few folks can up to me asking who she was and giving me a look when I said the wife hired her. As more guests piled in, I was getting the beer drinkers they drinks from the fridge in the garage. I bought a bunch of local craft beer so I just felt better helping each guest pick out what I thought they would like best. Nanny was good cutting up the pie during the contest, getting a small number of folks their drinks and doing some light pick up.
People were absolutely wasted by 10:00am or at least which ever part of the couple wasn't driving was bombed. The party went from about 30 people to less than 10 in an hour. During the height of the party, I can hear my wasted wife telling friends and the Nanny how I had the idea for the Nanny to dress in a French maid's outfit and had sent out pictures of various outfits.
So end of night, still a fair amount of cleaning to be done which the Nanny was gearing up to do but wife tells her to have a drink with us. Ends up being me, my wife, the Nanny and the woman who has the Nanny for her twins drinking and BS'ng to about 1am. Nanny was trying to get us to go to this local University bar as it was homecoming weekend but we wisely turned down that idea.
In my wife's drunken state I'm pretty sure she would have been down for a little threeway action with the Nanny and the Nanny definitely gives off a vibe that she would be down for some dirty but no way am I pressing that action.
I end up waking up the next morning and cleaning the house for a good hour with a banging hangover. Made my wife a bacon egg and cheese sandwich and delivered it to her in bed. She finally drags herself out of bed around 1:30 and later tells me she thought the Nanny worked out great.
Johnny Rock
Footballguy
2/3 left the party after one hour? Wtf?
People got there between 6:30 and 7 and started to leave around 10 and most filtered out by 11. Not sure where you are getting one hour out of that.
El Floppo
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NorvilleBarnes
Footballguy
Most folks stayed a little over 3 hours and seemed to have a good time. We started the party early and none of us are in our 20s anymore (well, except the Nanny) and most of us are in our 40s. Most tanks were nearing empty unless someone was going to break out the coke and that didn't happen.
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Peyton Marino
Footballguy
snick my man I think you may need to hire some help with writing these recaps.
Kanil
Footballguy
The way you worded it was a bit confusing. I figured it out but I can see why it confused folks.
belljr
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El Floppo
Footballguy
Damned if you do, damned if you don't on these boards. If I embellished about the night people call BS. I didn't get around to writing the recap for a few days because I knew it would be anticlimactic for those that wanted to hear I was balls deep inside the Nanny. However, if I don't provide a recap everyone complains about being left hanging.
AAABatteries
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Koya
Footballguy
It's all good buddy. And yes you'd be damned either way. After all, we are who you thought we were.
Next time,
AAABatteries
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belljr
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ghostguy123
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Me and some friends used to go away for a long weekend and rent some sort of vacation home. Usually about 10-16 people. We haven't been able to do it for a few years because everyone had kids all around the same time. Now all the kids are pretty much ages 2-5.
I had the idea to go on one of these trips soon, but take a babysitter with us and pay her (has to be her right?) for the weekend. Maybe even two babysitters since it could be more than a handful of kids. This way everyone can go, and the babysitter(s) could tend to the kids from around 6pm-10am the next day or whatever while we all get stupid drunk.
Nannys helping with parties, babysitters on vacation (think Grown Ups)........what's next for the FBGs?
I had the idea to go on one of these trips soon, but take a babysitter with us and pay her (has to be her right?) for the weekend. Maybe even two babysitters since it could be more than a handful of kids. This way everyone can go, and the babysitter(s) could tend to the kids from around 6pm-10am the next day or whatever while we all get stupid drunk.
Nannys helping with parties, babysitters on vacation (think Grown Ups)........what's next for the FBGs?
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