Hot Sauce Guy
Footballguy
And so many oceans - why live under a bridge?If you're going to do that, at least hold enough back to get a decent van. Preferably one with an airbrushed paint job and those little round plastic windows near the back.Last I checked $14 million guaranteed dollars isn’t “free”, nor would it require one to “live in a box under a bridge” even in California.If you want to play for free, fine; donate your salary to charity and live in a box under the bridge, but don't assume your union brothers want to do the same.
Solid hyperbole though.
I’m just sayin, be practical, park the van on a beach somewhere.