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WR Ja'Marr Chase, CIN (2 Viewers)

Wait until you get spit on. You'll think A LOT differently about it.

Ya never know who has AIDS n what not in saliva..
Spit on a cop you'll get charged with assault! If you have AIDS,it's assault deadly weapon!!!!!
If Chase spit on him,100% should be suspended 1 game.
Only ones who disagree are his owners!

Umm. You could swim for 24 consecutive hours in a pool filled with the saliva of people who are HIV positive and you're not going to catch AIDs from it.
 
Wait until you get spit on. You'll think A LOT differently about it.

Ya never know who has AIDS n what not in saliva..
Spit on a cop you'll get charged with assault! If you have AIDS,it's assault deadly weapon!!!!!
If Chase spit on him,100% should be suspended 1 game.
Only ones who disagree are his owners!

Umm. You could swim for 24 consecutive hours in a pool filled with the saliva of people...
I didn't need this in my head...
 
Wait until you get spit on. You'll think A LOT differently about it.

Ya never know who has AIDS n what not in saliva..
Spit on a cop you'll get charged with assault! If you have AIDS,it's assault deadly weapon!!!!!
If Chase spit on him,100% should be suspended 1 game.
Only ones who disagree are his owners!

Umm. You could swim for 24 consecutive hours in a pool filled with the saliva of people...
I didn't need this in my head...
I could said you could gargle with HIV+ saliva every morning for a full year and you wouldn't catch AIDS. You'd probably catch bad breath though.
 
Wait until you get spit on. You'll think A LOT differently about it.

Ya never know who has AIDS n what not in saliva..
Spit on a cop you'll get charged with assault! If you have AIDS,it's assault deadly weapon!!!!!
If Chase spit on him,100% should be suspended 1 game.
Only ones who disagree are his owners!

Umm. You could swim for 24 consecutive hours in a pool filled with the saliva of people who are HIV positive and you're not going to catch AIDs from it.
Yep. I tried it and didn’t get sick. The tough part was finding enough HIV positive people to spit in a pool.
 
Wait until you get spit on. You'll think A LOT differently about it.

Ya never know who has AIDS n what not in saliva..
Spit on a cop you'll get charged with assault! If you have AIDS,it's assault deadly weapon!!!!!
If Chase spit on him,100% should be suspended 1 game.
Only ones who disagree are his owners!
Spitting is crappy, and I agree with Chase being suspended, and his defense is mind-numbingly idiotic. but this is not remotely true. Technically, you can't "get AIDS" from anything. AIDS is an advanced stage of HIV. You can't get HIV through saliva.
I always heard that you could get diseases including AIDS (or, okay, HIV, I didn't know that was different) that way. I had never heard otherwise, that is news to me. But I don't really follow or care about medical stuff much. I thought that was the rationale for it being considered assault?
Just looked it up and it sounds like that's true, cannot be transmitted through being spat on. In that case I have no idea why it's considered assault. Unless throwing a paper straw wrapper at someone is also assault.

ETA: Well maybe other diseases could be, though?

I know from personal experience that throwing a paper cup at a car is a felony discharge of a missile. That said, it got reduced to a $25 littering ticket.
 
Wait until you get spit on. You'll think A LOT differently about it.

Ya never know who has AIDS n what not in saliva..
Spit on a cop you'll get charged with assault! If you have AIDS,it's assault deadly weapon!!!!!
If Chase spit on him,100% should be suspended 1 game.
Only ones who disagree are his owners!

Umm. You could swim for 24 consecutive hours in a pool filled with the saliva of people...
I didn't need this in my head...
I could said you could gargle with HIV+ saliva every morning for a full year and you wouldn't catch AIDS. You'd probably catch bad breath though.
Yes, but would it make you turn green and develop bulging muscles ?
 
It's gross and the suspense is warranted, but these guys probably get spit, blood, and snot all over each other during the normal course of play.
 
Wait until you get spit on. You'll think A LOT differently about it.

Ya never know who has AIDS n what not in saliva..
Spit on a cop you'll get charged with assault! If you have AIDS,it's assault deadly weapon!!!!!
If Chase spit on him,100% should be suspended 1 game.
Only ones who disagree are his owners!

Umm. You could swim for 24 consecutive hours in a pool filled with the saliva of people...
I didn't need this in my head...
I could said you could gargle with HIV+ saliva every morning for a full year and you wouldn't catch AIDS. You'd probably catch bad breath though.
You're right, that’s much better.
 
You guys that are in the spitting on another person is not a big deal are confusing to me. It's not that saliva is the most disgusting thing in the world, it's that it's about the most disrespectful thing that you can do to a fellow human.
I was about to post this word for word.
Give people long enough they will have you believe you should thank the spitter for missing your mouth. Anyone spitting on me would probably get a response that involves an object in my right hand.
 
You guys that are in the spitting on another person is not a big deal are confusing to me. It's not that saliva is the most disgusting thing in the world, it's that it's about the most disrespectful thing that you can do to a fellow human.
Tea bagging is way more disrespectful
 
You guys that are in the spitting on another person is not a big deal are confusing to me. It's not that saliva is the most disgusting thing in the world, it's that it's about the most disrespectful thing that you can do to a fellow human.
I think the disrespectfulness of it is just a human invention. Which is fine, but that's why it wouldn't bother me so immensely.
 
You guys that are in the spitting on another person is not a big deal are confusing to me. It's not that saliva is the most disgusting thing in the world, it's that it's about the most disrespectful thing that you can do to a fellow human.
I'm not defending the spitting, but the act that precipitated the spitting was ramsey launching himself at the base of Chase's skull with his back turned as a defenseless receiver. Ramsey was playing to injure him, not tackle him, IMO. Does that fit on the spectrum of disrespect?
 
You guys that are in the spitting on another person is not a big deal are confusing to me. It's not that saliva is the most disgusting thing in the world, it's that it's about the most disrespectful thing that you can do to a fellow human.
I'm not defending the spitting, but the act that precipitated the spitting was ramsey launching himself at the base of Chase's skull with his back turned as a defenseless receiver. Ramsey was playing to injure him, not tackle him, IMO. Does that fit on the spectrum of disrespect?
Sure, if that's the case I would expect the Bengals to call a running play where the guard goes a little harder into Ramsey's knees.

Those are football things that paint outside the lines (and would have been part of the NFL highlights up until about 10-15 years ago).
 
You guys that are in the spitting on another person is not a big deal are confusing to me. It's not that saliva is the most disgusting thing in the world, it's that it's about the most disrespectful thing that you can do to a fellow human.
I'm not defending the spitting, but the act that precipitated the spitting was ramsey launching himself at the base of Chase's skull with his back turned as a defenseless receiver. Ramsey was playing to injure him, not tackle him, IMO. Does that fit on the spectrum of disrespect?
Sure, if that's the case I would expect the Bengals to call a running play where the guard goes a little harder into Ramsey's knees.

Those are football things that paint outside the lines (and would have been part of the NFL highlights up until about 10-15 years ago).
Sounds like a North Dallas Forty soundbite.
 
You guys that are in the spitting on another person is not a big deal are confusing to me. It's not that saliva is the most disgusting thing in the world, it's that it's about the most disrespectful thing that you can do to a fellow human.
I'm not defending the spitting, but the act that precipitated the spitting was ramsey launching himself at the base of Chase's skull with his back turned as a defenseless receiver. Ramsey was playing to injure him, not tackle him, IMO. Does that fit on the spectrum of disrespect?
The play that preceding the spitting was a run play.
 
And these just from today...

6. Run me over (nearly) in the crosswalk
7. Roll your grocery cart over my toe
8. Trespass on my hunting land
9. Steal my HDMI card from my game camera
10. Steal my ladder stand (OK, this was from a while back and not today)
 
Surprise! Two sides to this one!

no excuse to spit on a human being, but if we're in the absolving mood i'm willing to hum a few bars if you can fake it.
 
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He was my 1st pick in League Uno. I was set to take Bijan right up until draft. Been an up and down season for Chase. All will be forgotten and forgiven if he goes on a 3 game tear starting now. Ravens at home minus Higgins is the storybook setting for an absolute monster game.

10 catches
175 yards
2 tds
 
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He was my 1st pick in League Uno. I was set to take Bijan right up until draft. Been an up and down season for Chase. All will be forgotten and forgiven if he goes on a 3 game tear starting now. Ravens at home minus Higgins is the storybook setting for an absolute monster game.

10 catches
175 yards
2 tds
It's supposed to be 10 degrees. Anyone have any splits info on Chase in very cold temps? Not that it matters because you play him no matter what. I worry about him having already checked out for the season.
 
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Going to be 11 degrees in Cincy Tmrw. I don't see huge passing #s from any QB.
The ball gets hard as a rock n more slick,harder to throw,catch and kick.

Ya won't see many 50 yards field goal attempts in this game,even 40 yarders are tough with hard frozen ball.
 
He was my 1st pick in League Uno. I was set to take Bijan right up until draft. Been an up and down season for Chase. All will be forgotten and forgiven if he goes on a 3 game tear starting now. Ravens at home minus Higgins is the storybook setting for an absolute monster game.

10 catches
175 yards
2 tds
Same with me.

Not getting Bijan actually totally screwed me up in one league. Went Chase, McBride, Lamar and then totally whiffed at RB with Pollard and Pacheco. Has dogged me all season...especially early when Cinci was in a total funk.

Somehow in the playoffs and I need a big game. Frigid conditions though.
 
Temperatures fell below zero and the wind chill hit minus-24 degrees and Plaxico Burress still had 11 catches for 154 yards. I don't want you Debbie Downers talking about cold. We all work when it's cold. Time for Chase to put the work in.
 

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