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WR Ja'Marr Chase, CIN (9 Viewers)

Wait until you get spit on. You'll think A LOT differently about it.

Ya never know who has AIDS n what not in saliva..
Spit on a cop you'll get charged with assault! If you have AIDS,it's assault deadly weapon!!!!!
If Chase spit on him,100% should be suspended 1 game.
Only ones who disagree are his owners!

Umm. You could swim for 24 consecutive hours in a pool filled with the saliva of people who are HIV positive and you're not going to catch AIDs from it.
 
Wait until you get spit on. You'll think A LOT differently about it.

Ya never know who has AIDS n what not in saliva..
Spit on a cop you'll get charged with assault! If you have AIDS,it's assault deadly weapon!!!!!
If Chase spit on him,100% should be suspended 1 game.
Only ones who disagree are his owners!

Umm. You could swim for 24 consecutive hours in a pool filled with the saliva of people...
I didn't need this in my head...
 
Wait until you get spit on. You'll think A LOT differently about it.

Ya never know who has AIDS n what not in saliva..
Spit on a cop you'll get charged with assault! If you have AIDS,it's assault deadly weapon!!!!!
If Chase spit on him,100% should be suspended 1 game.
Only ones who disagree are his owners!

Umm. You could swim for 24 consecutive hours in a pool filled with the saliva of people...
I didn't need this in my head...
I could said you could gargle with HIV+ saliva every morning for a full year and you wouldn't catch AIDS. You'd probably catch bad breath though.
 
Wait until you get spit on. You'll think A LOT differently about it.

Ya never know who has AIDS n what not in saliva..
Spit on a cop you'll get charged with assault! If you have AIDS,it's assault deadly weapon!!!!!
If Chase spit on him,100% should be suspended 1 game.
Only ones who disagree are his owners!

Umm. You could swim for 24 consecutive hours in a pool filled with the saliva of people who are HIV positive and you're not going to catch AIDs from it.
Yep. I tried it and didn’t get sick. The tough part was finding enough HIV positive people to spit in a pool.
 
Wait until you get spit on. You'll think A LOT differently about it.

Ya never know who has AIDS n what not in saliva..
Spit on a cop you'll get charged with assault! If you have AIDS,it's assault deadly weapon!!!!!
If Chase spit on him,100% should be suspended 1 game.
Only ones who disagree are his owners!
Spitting is crappy, and I agree with Chase being suspended, and his defense is mind-numbingly idiotic. but this is not remotely true. Technically, you can't "get AIDS" from anything. AIDS is an advanced stage of HIV. You can't get HIV through saliva.
I always heard that you could get diseases including AIDS (or, okay, HIV, I didn't know that was different) that way. I had never heard otherwise, that is news to me. But I don't really follow or care about medical stuff much. I thought that was the rationale for it being considered assault?
Just looked it up and it sounds like that's true, cannot be transmitted through being spat on. In that case I have no idea why it's considered assault. Unless throwing a paper straw wrapper at someone is also assault.

ETA: Well maybe other diseases could be, though?

I know from personal experience that throwing a paper cup at a car is a felony discharge of a missile. That said, it got reduced to a $25 littering ticket.
 
Wait until you get spit on. You'll think A LOT differently about it.

Ya never know who has AIDS n what not in saliva..
Spit on a cop you'll get charged with assault! If you have AIDS,it's assault deadly weapon!!!!!
If Chase spit on him,100% should be suspended 1 game.
Only ones who disagree are his owners!

Umm. You could swim for 24 consecutive hours in a pool filled with the saliva of people...
I didn't need this in my head...
I could said you could gargle with HIV+ saliva every morning for a full year and you wouldn't catch AIDS. You'd probably catch bad breath though.
Yes, but would it make you turn green and develop bulging muscles ?
 
It's gross and the suspense is warranted, but these guys probably get spit, blood, and snot all over each other during the normal course of play.
 
Wait until you get spit on. You'll think A LOT differently about it.

Ya never know who has AIDS n what not in saliva..
Spit on a cop you'll get charged with assault! If you have AIDS,it's assault deadly weapon!!!!!
If Chase spit on him,100% should be suspended 1 game.
Only ones who disagree are his owners!

Umm. You could swim for 24 consecutive hours in a pool filled with the saliva of people...
I didn't need this in my head...
I could said you could gargle with HIV+ saliva every morning for a full year and you wouldn't catch AIDS. You'd probably catch bad breath though.
You're right, that’s much better.
 
You guys that are in the spitting on another person is not a big deal are confusing to me. It's not that saliva is the most disgusting thing in the world, it's that it's about the most disrespectful thing that you can do to a fellow human.
I was about to post this word for word.
Give people long enough they will have you believe you should thank the spitter for missing your mouth. Anyone spitting on me would probably get a response that involves an object in my right hand.
 
You guys that are in the spitting on another person is not a big deal are confusing to me. It's not that saliva is the most disgusting thing in the world, it's that it's about the most disrespectful thing that you can do to a fellow human.
I think the disrespectfulness of it is just a human invention. Which is fine, but that's why it wouldn't bother me so immensely.
 
Wait until you get spit on. You'll think A LOT differently about it.

Ya never know who has AIDS n what not in saliva..
Spit on a cop you'll get charged with assault! If you have AIDS,it's assault deadly weapon!!!!!
If Chase spit on him,100% should be suspended 1 game.
Only ones who disagree are his owners!

Umm. You could swim for 24 consecutive hours in a pool filled with the saliva of people who are HIV positive and you're not going to catch AIDs from it.
If blood work n saliva oh ok. Go ahead and drink it dipshit!
 
Wait until you get spit on. You'll think A LOT differently about it.

Ya never know who has AIDS n what not in saliva..
Spit on a cop you'll get charged with assault! If you have AIDS,it's assault deadly weapon!!!!!
If Chase spit on him,100% should be suspended 1 game.
Only ones who disagree are his owners!

Umm. You could swim for 24 consecutive hours in a pool filled with the saliva of people who are HIV positive and you're not going to catch AIDs from it.
If blood work n saliva oh ok. Go ahead and drink it dipshit!
Dude
 
You guys that are in the spitting on another person is not a big deal are confusing to me. It's not that saliva is the most disgusting thing in the world, it's that it's about the most disrespectful thing that you can do to a fellow human.
I'm not defending the spitting, but the act that precipitated the spitting was ramsey launching himself at the base of Chase's skull with his back turned as a defenseless receiver. Ramsey was playing to injure him, not tackle him, IMO. Does that fit on the spectrum of disrespect?
 
You guys that are in the spitting on another person is not a big deal are confusing to me. It's not that saliva is the most disgusting thing in the world, it's that it's about the most disrespectful thing that you can do to a fellow human.
I'm not defending the spitting, but the act that precipitated the spitting was ramsey launching himself at the base of Chase's skull with his back turned as a defenseless receiver. Ramsey was playing to injure him, not tackle him, IMO. Does that fit on the spectrum of disrespect?
Sure, if that's the case I would expect the Bengals to call a running play where the guard goes a little harder into Ramsey's knees.

Those are football things that paint outside the lines (and would have been part of the NFL highlights up until about 10-15 years ago).
 
You guys that are in the spitting on another person is not a big deal are confusing to me. It's not that saliva is the most disgusting thing in the world, it's that it's about the most disrespectful thing that you can do to a fellow human.
I'm not defending the spitting, but the act that precipitated the spitting was ramsey launching himself at the base of Chase's skull with his back turned as a defenseless receiver. Ramsey was playing to injure him, not tackle him, IMO. Does that fit on the spectrum of disrespect?
Sure, if that's the case I would expect the Bengals to call a running play where the guard goes a little harder into Ramsey's knees.

Those are football things that paint outside the lines (and would have been part of the NFL highlights up until about 10-15 years ago).
Sounds like a North Dallas Forty soundbite.
 
You guys that are in the spitting on another person is not a big deal are confusing to me. It's not that saliva is the most disgusting thing in the world, it's that it's about the most disrespectful thing that you can do to a fellow human.
I'm not defending the spitting, but the act that precipitated the spitting was ramsey launching himself at the base of Chase's skull with his back turned as a defenseless receiver. Ramsey was playing to injure him, not tackle him, IMO. Does that fit on the spectrum of disrespect?
The play that preceding the spitting was a run play.
 
I can think of two dozen other things off the top of my head.
For reference to the conversation, but more importantly an inside look into your brain please list the two dozen...
Here’s a teaser

1. Blow a snot rocket in my face
2. Take a dump on me
3. Kick me in the nads
4. Break my nose with a left hook
5. Insist that I attend a Jets game
 
And these just from today...

6. Run me over (nearly) in the crosswalk
7. Roll your grocery cart over my toe
8. Trespass on my hunting land
9. Steal my HDMI card from my game camera
10. Steal my ladder stand (OK, this was from a while back and not today)
 

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