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Yeah, But Do You Guys Pee On The Tile Floor Of A Remodeled Shower? (1 Viewer)

rockaction

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I swear there's very little separating you guys from heathens these days. 

The barbarians at the gates. Pshaw. More like tiddly widdly liddle piddlers. 

 
i don't make it a point to piss in the shower, but if im in there and feel the urge, im not waiting til i dry off to go in the toilet. i aim for the drain and go. 

 
The rules are pretty simple, and are determined by texture, water flow, and gravity.

Peeing in the shower when it's a smooth surface, with sufficient water force, that runs downhill is fine... the pee is going to go away from you at good speed, mix with plenty of clean water, and go down the drain.

Peeing in a tile floored shower, however, is a different story... some of the pee won't run downhill, it'll stay on top of the raised tiles where you risk stepping right into it. That's obviously not desired. You need to make sure that the water flow is sufficient to run over the top of the tiles, and not just through the grout. You also need to make sure it's sufficiently graded downhill toward the drain to take the pee away quickly. You need enough water to mix and dilute the pee, at least 10:1, and wash it away with force.

I'm surprised this is a question, it seems obvious.

 
Runkle said:
The rules are pretty simple, and are determined by texture, water flow, and gravity.

Peeing in the shower when it's a smooth surface, with sufficient water force, that runs downhill is fine... the pee is going to go away from you at good speed, mix with plenty of clean water, and go down the drain.

Peeing in a tile floored shower, however, is a different story... some of the pee won't run downhill, it'll stay on top of the raised tiles where you risk stepping right into it. That's obviously not desired. You need to make sure that the water flow is sufficient to run over the top of the tiles, and not just through the grout. You also need to make sure it's sufficiently graded downhill toward the drain to take the pee away quickly. You need enough water to mix and dilute the pee, at least 10:1, and wash it away with force.

I'm surprised this is a question, it seems obvious.
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ETA:  Bathroom Engineering FOR Engineers

Design Patterns: Elements of Slope, Materials, Urine Strength & Water Flow - by Runkle

 
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Runkle said:
The rules are pretty simple, and are determined by texture, water flow, and gravity.

Peeing in the shower when it's a smooth surface, with sufficient water force, that runs downhill is fine... the pee is going to go away from you at good speed, mix with plenty of clean water, and go down the drain.

Peeing in a tile floored shower, however, is a different story... some of the pee won't run downhill, it'll stay on top of the raised tiles where you risk stepping right into it. That's obviously not desired. You need to make sure that the water flow is sufficient to run over the top of the tiles, and not just through the grout. You also need to make sure it's sufficiently graded downhill toward the drain to take the pee away quickly. You need enough water to mix and dilute the pee, at least 10:1, and wash it away with force.

I'm surprised this is a question, it seems obvious.
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its just piss dude, it’ll get washed off

 
rockaction said:
Nope. A light yellow. It discolors the caulk and moulding eventually. Pee on a tile floor. Watch it change from a chalky white to a light brown, even when dry. 
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Maybe only from certain pee? I mean, my dog pees on my grass all the time and nothing happens. But there's this one neighbor dog leaving brown spots all over my yard from his pee. Maybe they feed it a lot of asparagus or something.

 
Has anyone peed in the bathroom sink? No need to worry about the dreaded golden grout seen in remodeled showers.

I did when i had extreme urgency a few months ago but not even a trickle. I thought the water running in the sink would make urine flow like Yosemite falls in the spring. No luck. Very uncomfortable. Two days later i captured a stone in the toilet at work and all was back to normal. Occasionally, i still pee in the sink. I think I'm saving water. 

 
Runkle said:
The rules are pretty simple, and are determined by texture, water flow, and gravity.

Peeing in the shower when it's a smooth surface, with sufficient water force, that runs downhill is fine... the pee is going to go away from you at good speed, mix with plenty of clean water, and go down the drain.

Peeing in a tile floored shower, however, is a different story... some of the pee won't run downhill, it'll stay on top of the raised tiles where you risk stepping right into it. That's obviously not desired. You need to make sure that the water flow is sufficient to run over the top of the tiles, and not just through the grout. You also need to make sure it's sufficiently graded downhill toward the drain to take the pee away quickly. You need enough water to mix and dilute the pee, at least 10:1, and wash it away with force.

I'm surprised this is a question, it seems obvious.
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You know, or just pee directly into the drain.  No need to worry about slope, grout or tile discoloration.   Just have good aim and there are no worries.  

 
Don't generally pee in the shower, but I do love peeing off of my deck.  I don't even mean when I'm already outside.  Like, if I'm sitting on the couch and feel the urge, and the bathroom and deck are equidistant, I'll often pick the latter.

 
I go to the same gym with a buddy of mine  on a daily basis, — he told me he always pees in the shower after a workout.  I quit taking showers at the gym.

 
Gopher State said:
I go to the same gym with a buddy of mine  on a daily basis, — he told me he always pees in the shower after a workout.  I quit taking showers at the gym.
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I'd change my answer for a public shower. That's just kinda messed up. 

 
I've been at it so long that the pee is the remodel.  It's a lifetime passion project.

 
Some of you guys really think urine is bad stuff.  I pee in the shower almost every morning.  Pebbled stone tile floor.  Been doing it since we remodeled 8 years ago.  Still looks brand new.  Hard water is 100x worse than my pee pee.  I also have peed in my sink a few times - was coming to bed really late and my wife is a light sleeper.  Forgot to pee down stairs, so I just peed in the sink.  I pee in the sink because our toilet flushes loudly and I feel bad waking her.  Sink peeing is tough because there is splash and I don't want to get it on my toothbrush.  It's all about the angles.  I'm also an expert at peeing in a used beverage bottle while driving - saves me a stop on long solo trips!  It's just pee guys.

 
I peed in a test tube shooter and convinced my buddy I bought him a shot.

I still feel bad about that

 
belljr said:
I peed in a test tube shooter and convinced my buddy I bought him a shot.

I still feel bad about that
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There was a guy (Randy) on our dorm floor that no one liked.  One night, a bunch of us were playing cards and Randy stuck his head in the door and asked some dumb question, and my friend friend Little Ryan gave him a smart-### response.  Randy walked down the hall and came back with a super-soaker, and dared Ryan to repeat himself, noting that he had just filled the reservoir of the water gun with his own urine.  

I guess Little Ryan didn't believe him, so he talked some more smack, then opened his mouth wide and dared Randy to go for it.  Randy opened fire and shot hot piss all over his face.  Now, none of us had any doubts that Randy would have taken Little Ryan in a fight, but there's no way you can let a dude do that to you and not fight back a little, right?  I don't think any of us looked at Ryan quite the same afterwards for just walking down to the bathroom and cleaning himself off without saying a word.  

 
scorchy said:
There was a guy (Randy) on our dorm floor that no one liked.  One night, a bunch of us were playing cards and Randy stuck his head in the door and asked some dumb question, and my friend friend Little Ryan gave him a smart-### response.  Randy walked down the hall and came back with a super-soaker, and dared Ryan to repeat himself, noting that he had just filled the reservoir of the water gun with his own urine.  

I guess Little Ryan didn't believe him, so he talked some more smack, then opened his mouth wide and dared Randy to go for it.  Randy opened fire and shot hot piss all over his face.  Now, none of us had any doubts that Randy would have taken Little Ryan in a fight, but there's no way you can let a dude do that to you and not fight back a little, right?  I don't think any of us looked at Ryan quite the same afterwards for just walking down to the bathroom and cleaning himself off without saying a word.  
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Which nickname did he hate more: Little Ryan or P###face?

 
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