Buddy comedy in the works?Black dot for when my divorce is final this spring.
This is brilliant and why didn't someone think of this long ago.The fun with bumble is the woman has to send the first message so it cuts down on your effort.
I am SO IN!!!Also, the cute chick/bartender that I ####ed up with the number/name mix up gave me one hell of a hug - and kiss - as I just now left the bar, so...
chicks, pass the beer nuts?
These girls have heard my voice. At the bar.Would only say there is a subset of women for whom the call actually makes you more attractive/stand out. If I get that vibe I'll often go that way - have a pretty stock conversation that covers the important details, then meet up. For those women they show up much more comfortable having heard a voice already and it does make for better conversion rates that way. So I'd say be open minded to different styles on that.
Does your wife know about this?i might have to jump back into this whole dating thing when my wife and i part ways in the near future.
ThisWell ####.
But yes! I guess this is good, you'll be fine GB.
Man, I hate it when that happens.So I play golf yesterday with a bunch of amigos. 20 of us, annual holiday tradition. In a cart with our hero, who is a 6'5 linebacker type who with one arm hits better irons than I do. Plays in competitive amputee leagues, etc. Anyway, guy is killin' the single scene. I start asking him questions re Tinder, etc and he goes "Tinder? That's nothin'. You should hear about my hookups on Bumble". With that I promptly bang into the cart in front of me going close to full speed. But I digress. After a few stories I asked what was the strangest date he had been on. Tells me it's this hot chick who sent him a video of her slowly stripping in the shower (he showed us the video, still on his phone of course). He was going to be in town on business and they agreed to meet at the hotel he was staying in. So he walks into his room at the Embassy Suites post work and there she is, laying on his bed. He's never met the chick. She sweet talked the guy at the front desk and acted like she was his wife. They gave her the key. So he's wondering WTF, sorta weird. Anything, he said they go at it like dogs in heat till exhaustion. Take a break to get something to eat and then go back for an extended round 2. It was gettin' freaky with her demanding he choke her with his one arm, etc. Psycho nymph stuff. He passes out, then wakes up in the am and realizes he's got to back to work. She said "uh uh - you are going to #### me again". He said "No, I can't. I have to get to work". She promptly kicks him in the ribs, spat on him and said "you're just like my ####### husband" as she walked out the front door.
This is true. It's clearly not the norm these days, and you get a feel for it with the girl when you meet her. It's "less murdery/rapey" to text, but this approach of calling is completely touch an go. If you meet a girl and she is talkative and you get the vibe she is into you, just make the call to make plans. Worst case if a phone call is offsetting at the onset, you weed one out, and move on. Otherwise, if she's into it she's going to be in **** yeah mode.Would only say there is a subset of women for whom the call actually makes you more attractive/stand out. If I get that vibe I'll often go that way - have a pretty stock conversation that covers the important details, then meet up. For those women they show up much more comfortable having heard a voice already and it does make for better conversion rates that way. So I'd say be open minded to different styles on that.
FBG wives everywhere are pleading with Joe to get this thread shut down.Dammit, now I want to divorce my wife.
Like I said... pass the beer nuts.So I play golf yesterday with a bunch of amigos. 20 of us, annual holiday tradition. In a cart with our hero, who is a 6'5 linebacker type who with one arm hits better irons than I do. Plays in competitive amputee leagues, etc. Anyway, guy is killin' the single scene. I start asking him questions re Tinder, etc and he goes "Tinder? That's nothin'. You should hear about my hookups on Bumble". With that I promptly bang into the cart in front of me going close to full speed. But I digress. After a few stories I asked what was the strangest date he had been on. Tells me it's this hot chick who sent him a video of her slowly stripping in the shower (he showed us the video, still on his phone of course). He was going to be in town on business and they agreed to meet at the hotel he was staying in. So he walks into his room at the Embassy Suites post work and there she is, laying on his bed. He's never met the chick. She sweet talked the guy at the front desk and acted like she was his wife. They gave her the key. So he's wondering WTF, sorta weird. Anything, he said they go at it like dogs in heat till exhaustion. Take a break to get something to eat and then go back for an extended round 2. It was gettin' freaky with her demanding he choke her with his one arm, etc. Psycho nymph stuff. He passes out, then wakes up in the am and realizes he's got to back to work. She said "uh uh - you are going to #### me again". He said "No, I can't. I have to get to work". She promptly kicks him in the ribs, spat on him and said "you're just like my ####### husband" as she walked out the front door.
If they were to be, would need to come from a sugar momma to meet this point.Have any racks been lent?
44 in the new 24.....Use technology...."Just For Men, Crest White Strips, Viagra, Cialis"Old.
44.
I believe the combined age of the two women (the one with lesser prospects has gone silent - not all seeds will grow, and not all stems will bud) is 51. May 52.
I'm torn between breaking the news tonight when the ball drops or saving it for v day. In all seriousness, she's the one that made the decision a few months back. Its been a long time coming. So come next summer, any of you fools that are currently hunting in the morris county, nj area might have to move elsewhere b/c there's going to be a new big game hunter on the scene.Does your wife know about this?i like the sound of this. i might have to jump back into this whole dating thing when my wife and i part ways in the near future.
You do know tomorrow is NYE, right?I'm torn between breaking the news tonight when the ball drops or saving it for v day. In all seriousness, she's the one that made the decision a few months back. Its been a long time coming. So come next summer, any of you fools that are currently hunting in the morris county, nj area might have to move elsewhere b/c there's going to be a new big game hunter on the scene.
Men are such pigs ?She said "uh uh - you are going to #### me again". He said "No, I can't. I have to get to work". She promptly kicks him in the ribs, spat on him and said "you're just like my ####### husband" as she walked out the front door.
This is why I come here. Been planning this for months and all could've been wasted b/c I forgot to move the decimal.You do know tomorrow is NYE, right?
If any of these fellas come there next summer, you aren't the divorced partner they'll be interested in hunting down.I'm torn between breaking the news tonight when the ball drops or saving it for v day. In all seriousness, she's the one that made the decision a few months back. Its been a long time coming. So come next summer, any of you fools that are currently hunting in the morris county, nj area might have to move elsewhere b/c there's going to be a new big game hunter on the scene.
Ha!44 in the new 24.....Use technology...."Just For Men, Crest White Strips, Viagra, Cialis"
All day long. 20-30.Ha!
Seriously though... it’s surprisingly easy for a resonably in-shape, reasonably well heeled guy in his 40s to pull fantastic 25-30yo tail if you have any personality at all.
Maybe my confidence is just shot and/or I've certainly never been in the post college game meeting my wife in college, but I'm probably all 3 and I can't see myself pulling a fantastic 25 year old at age 40 unless it involves paying her for her professional services.Ha!
Seriously though... it’s surprisingly easy for a resonably in-shape, reasonably well heeled guy in his 40s to pull fantastic 25-30yo tail if you have any personality at all.
Gotta neg 'em, bro.Maybe my confidence is just shot and/or I've certainly never been in the post college game meeting my wife in college, but I'm probably all 3 and I can't see myself pulling a fantastic 25 year old at age 40 unless it involves paying her for her professional services.
I met my ex when I was 36. She was 23. Honestly, pretty amazing we made it almost a decade.Maybe my confidence is just shot and/or I've certainly never been in the post college game meeting my wife in college, but I'm probably all 3 and I can't see myself pulling a fantastic 25 year old at age 40 unless it involves paying her for her professional services.
Better if your front rubs up against her back. If she was that attractive, she'll feel your attraction. ;-)I met my ex when I was 36. She was 23. Honestly, pretty amazing we made it almost a decade.
Btw, at a pretty sweet and good female to male ratio'd NYE party at a lounge where I know some of the tenders and owner a bit. My butt definitely got rubbed up against by a fairly attractive chick...
Thats buttsex, right? Little outta practice.
HAPPY NEW YEARS to the newly single crew! Our lives may at times resemble a sitcom, but it's our damn sitcom, #####es.
Just without Seinfelds billions.
Listen to this man! He knowsHa!
Seriously though... it’s surprisingly easy for a resonably in-shape, reasonably well heeled guy in his 40s to pull fantastic 25-30yo tail if you have any personality at all.
Are you any better at this yet or are you engaged now?Bad news? Mixed up the names/numbers.
I ain't ready for the single life.
Think a few Mrs. K pics are still around here somewhere.There are some pics of ex-wifey somewhere on these boards. Nothing especially titillating (which says a lot considering she's at her smallest a D to DD)