Kenny Powers
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Never watched the show, but enjoy this one and maybe Id call it a guilty pleasure. Spader and Snake have some good schtick.Billy Bats said:
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What's the worst movie you've ever seen? (1 Viewer)
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Ghoti
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When a Man Loves a Woman. What a horrible movie - no redeeming qualities at all. I could watch holocaust flicks and feel better about humanity than I did after watching that piece of ####. I do feel a measure of revenge as Meg Ryan's career cratered after it... she should have stuck to stupid rom-coms with Tom Hanks.
Kenny Powers
Footballguy
Oh, you can take you whore ### into the back room while taking baby steps and go #### yourself
Billy Bats
Footballguy
NetnautX said:
Maybe I wasn't having a good day, but I didn't even smile half way through and shut it off. Was mad I spent a $1 at redbox for it.
Insein
Footballguy
Yea for being touted as a female hangover, it sure sucked hard. Was also about 50 mins too long.NetnautX said:
Cjw_55106
Footballguy
i liked Mall cop
Insein
Footballguy
John Maddens Lunchbox
Socialism for Dummies
Some quality fishing going on in here.
How can people tell how bad a movie is by walking out of it before it finishes?
I'll try and suffer to the end of every movie I've paid for and if for some reason I don't make it to the end, it's usually because I'm bored.
Boring doesn't make it "the worst movie ever seen"
How can people tell how bad a movie is by walking out of it before it finishes?
I'll try and suffer to the end of every movie I've paid for and if for some reason I don't make it to the end, it's usually because I'm bored.
Boring doesn't make it "the worst movie ever seen"
Kenny Powers
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KarmaPolice
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Yeah, that list is pretty predictable. Agree that none would make my top of the year, one I thought was terrible (Oz), and one you probably couldn't pay me to watch (Hobbit).Ministry of Pain said:
Dallas was one of the better movies of the year, and really want to see Her. I also love the docs - hardly ever a bad one to watch. My old ### has grown so anti-CGI that I really can't enjoy much of the typical blockbuster/summer fare. Gravitate towards the smaller, offbeat ones. Side Effects made my top 10 list, as did a couple others nobody seemed to watch in Disconnect and The East. Trance didn't do it for me, but I don't think I have liked many of Boyle's movies, so that is not a surprise.
KarmaPolice
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Impossible for Kubrick to do bad.Kenny Powers said:
Corporation
Angry Bovine
Ahh you know I tried to purge the 3rd Matrix, this needs more of my consideration.nysfl2 said:
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
KarmaPolice
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Ministry of Pain
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flapgreen
Footballguy
No kidding
Fariq
Footballguy
How many times did you see it? If one time, then see it again.When I watched it the first time, my reaction was something like, "WTF did I just watch?" I gave it a second chance and it is now one of my favorite films.
Abraham
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Donny Loved Bowling
Footballguy
Godzilla
Terrible script.
Awful casting.
Bad acting. (Sorry Ferris!)
Dreadful creature design.
With over a year of buildup and anticipation... truly a massive letdown.
(Please get it right this year.)
Terrible script.
Awful casting.
Bad acting. (Sorry Ferris!)
Dreadful creature design.
With over a year of buildup and anticipation... truly a massive letdown.
(Please get it right this year.)
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avoiding injuries
Footballguy
The Royal Tenenbaums
Apple Jack
Footballguy
Crash. Though I did laugh when racism threw Sandra bullock down the stairs.
Apple Jack
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Ministry of Pain
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bostonfred
Footballguy
Exactly. Like donnie darko and v for vendetta.
Insein
Footballguy
flysack
Footballguy
It was some Hercules film from the 1980s. It was so bad I don't remember the name. Don't remember a single (no name) actor.
The only thing I remember was that when a volcano exploded near the end, they used the National Geographic footage of some volcano erupting in Hawaii. My father spotted it right away and laughed his @$$ off. I was skeptical. Then a couple years later I happened to see the National Geographic documentary with the original footage. Yep. That was the footage.
That, friends, is the definition of a bad movie.
The only thing I remember was that when a volcano exploded near the end, they used the National Geographic footage of some volcano erupting in Hawaii. My father spotted it right away and laughed his @$$ off. I was skeptical. Then a couple years later I happened to see the National Geographic documentary with the original footage. Yep. That was the footage.
That, friends, is the definition of a bad movie.
Ketamine Dreams
Footballguy
flysack
Footballguy
Tree of Life is an odd one.
I saw it in the theaters and afterward remember arguing vehemently with a friend about it. He loved it. But he's also a guy who loves odd avant garde attempts in writing and art, even if they miss the mark. And to me, this is the 20-30 minute opening section of Tree of Life: an attempt to do something that, in concept, is a nifty idea....that simply didn't translate onto the screen. It wanted to situate the Brad Pitt family drama within the macro context of the universe and time. Hence all the space shots, dinosaurs, etc. The idea is great. To show how something can be so full of meaning (the family drama) and yet utterly meaningless in the larger context of things. Only the film put you to sleep. It was boring. Beyond boring. It just kept trudging on and on and on. I nearly walked out of the theater.
Then the Brad Pitt family section starts, and I was astounded. It was fantastic. Incredibly well written, incredibly shot, incredibly acted. Tree of Life is like two different movies made by two different directors, one a crappy art school shmuck who does nothing but SUCK, and the other a crafty, pitch-perfect indie film director who makes masterpieces.
I can't dislike it. I'd even watch it again if it comes out on netflix. But I get why many hurl their hate at it.
It sorta reminds me of Franzen's The Corrections. People loved it. It won the national book award. Parts of it are indeed incredible writing. But other parts, specifically the Denise section, as just god awful. Such a bipolar work. Just like Tree of Life.
I saw it in the theaters and afterward remember arguing vehemently with a friend about it. He loved it. But he's also a guy who loves odd avant garde attempts in writing and art, even if they miss the mark. And to me, this is the 20-30 minute opening section of Tree of Life: an attempt to do something that, in concept, is a nifty idea....that simply didn't translate onto the screen. It wanted to situate the Brad Pitt family drama within the macro context of the universe and time. Hence all the space shots, dinosaurs, etc. The idea is great. To show how something can be so full of meaning (the family drama) and yet utterly meaningless in the larger context of things. Only the film put you to sleep. It was boring. Beyond boring. It just kept trudging on and on and on. I nearly walked out of the theater.
Then the Brad Pitt family section starts, and I was astounded. It was fantastic. Incredibly well written, incredibly shot, incredibly acted. Tree of Life is like two different movies made by two different directors, one a crappy art school shmuck who does nothing but SUCK, and the other a crafty, pitch-perfect indie film director who makes masterpieces.
I can't dislike it. I'd even watch it again if it comes out on netflix. But I get why many hurl their hate at it.
It sorta reminds me of Franzen's The Corrections. People loved it. It won the national book award. Parts of it are indeed incredible writing. But other parts, specifically the Denise section, as just god awful. Such a bipolar work. Just like Tree of Life.
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Donny Loved Bowling
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Pretty sure Godzilla qualifies for the "steaming pile" designation.
Anyone disagree?
Anyone disagree?
El Floppo
Footballguy
I'll try to get through the rest of the thread besides this page, but...
I take it nobody else saw Dungeons and Dragons (the movie)?
I took my gf to see it because it was the only thing playing just as we finished dinner one date. It was so bad, I had to marry her to make up for it.
eta: and there are a lot of quality movies being mentioned just on this page. IMHO there's a difference between "worst" and movie I didn't like because it did things I didn't get or agree with but it still tried. The worst movies just don't bother trying, from the writing on down. The latter movies at least try- and maybe just don't connect with specific viewers. Putting directors like Malick or Kubrick on any worst list is insane.
I take it nobody else saw Dungeons and Dragons (the movie)?
I took my gf to see it because it was the only thing playing just as we finished dinner one date. It was so bad, I had to marry her to make up for it.
eta: and there are a lot of quality movies being mentioned just on this page. IMHO there's a difference between "worst" and movie I didn't like because it did things I didn't get or agree with but it still tried. The worst movies just don't bother trying, from the writing on down. The latter movies at least try- and maybe just don't connect with specific viewers. Putting directors like Malick or Kubrick on any worst list is insane.
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Henry Ford
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Alex P Keaton
Footballguy
Leonard Part 6 is easily the worst movie I've ever seen. I don't understand how money gets allocated to a film that moronic.From IMDBPeople who liked this also liked...
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Wow. Just, wow.
El Floppo
Footballguy
That's the thing that gets me... money- significant money- gets thrown at this drek. Yeah, it employs a bunch of people... but I'm always left thinking about where else that money could've been used. Math lessons for MOP, that kind of thing.Leonard Part 6 is easily the worst movie I've ever seen. I don't understand how money gets allocated to a film that moronic.From IMDBPeople who liked this also liked...
Leonard Part 6
Going Overboard
3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain
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Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
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Wow. Just, wow.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Best review of it I saw mentioned that you could string together any 3-4 episodes of The Cosby Show and end up with a far superior movie than that mess.
Chaka
Footballguy
For example I completely get the fact that Tree of Life didn't resonate with everyone but I think a lot of that is on the viewer for not understanding what Terrance Malick brings to the table before going to see the film.
I am not sure I liked the whole thing but 1) I loved the visuals of the creation of the universe scenes, I mean I didn't even need context to enjoy those visuals & 2) I really appreciate how he expertly crafts the storytelling perspective of an individuals memories, in this case Sean Penn.
The family aspects of Tree of Life were never intended to be linear storytelling, they were entirely the perspective of Sean Penn as an adult remembering his childhood. Malick did something similar with The New World and parts of Thin Red Line, it's his shtick.
Try to remember your own childhood as a linear story and then to at least give ToL another thought with that mindset. I am not saying it would make ToL a great movie in your eyes but it will certainly make it more accessible.
The ending was, IMO, a little weird and didn't contribute much (it even took away from it on many levels IMO) but overall it was an interesting story, certainly nothing on par with Leonard Part 6 and similar garbage that we are talking about in here.
Chaka
Footballguy
How in the world did the studio rope Jeremy Irons into that ####fest?They must have compromising pictures of him a monkey, a midget and a dead French hooker.
bostonfred
Footballguy
This used to be my go-to for worst movie ever until I saw Donnie Darko and V for Vendetta.
