Man, I do NOT miss that about the Twin Cities. It's 70 degrees in SoCal today.Fell twice in the last two days on ice in the driveway. Last night I fell right on my knee ripping my pants, and ripping the skin off my knee. In the old days, this would have been a slip, wobble, and catch my balance. Knee is sore and pants are ruined.
Slipped this morning in a different spot, and would have fallen except the railing caught me as I fell sideways on it. Back is now sore from the collision.
Ya, at least I'm not that old!You know you’re old when you read a post like this and think “why are you living somewhere where there’s ice and snow?!?!”
I'm sure there's a bannable "FYP" somewhere in the above.My sneaker selections are becoming "whiter and cheaper" as I age
You know, New Balance actually makes some comfy shoes for walking.My sneaker selections are becoming "whiter and cheaper" as I age
The defense restsYou know, New Balance actually makes some comfy shoes for walking.
lol....I missed this post by a few minutes.You know, New Balance actually makes some comfy shoes for walking.
Heh. If I were troubled by using a public toilet ... I'd have to either start with Depends or never leave the house.I find I am willing to sit on the toilet to use a public restroom now. It may not be a sign of aging, rather a sign of maturity.
I am SO glad this is not just me. I have to whisper to myself "closed and locked" as am closing the door to leave the house in the morning. Invariably, though, I will get into my car and have to run back to check. Probably 2-3 times a week. "Daddy, where did you go?"When I leave work, I'll forget that I locked the door by the time I walk down to the car which is 20 feet away. So I get out of my car, walk up to the door, and double check. 100% of the time it's locked.
It's gotten to the point where I pull the door 3 times to make sure, because it gives me one extra thing to remember when I get into the car.
When I think caring about fashion and giving two craps about what you look like...I think Kawhi.New Balance is actually pretty popular in the sneaker world. they don't just make the classic dad shoe model anymore.
hell, even Kawhi is sponsored and wearing their clothes & shoes
I actually bought a nice pair a couple years ago. They were nice and felt great. But every time I wore them, my wife and daughter would roast me non stop. So I bought some uncomfortable Nikes.New Balance is actually pretty popular in the sneaker world. they don't just make the classic dad shoe model anymore.
hell, even Kawhi is sponsored and wearing their clothes & shoes
Yep. You are getting oldNew Balance is actually pretty popular in the sneaker world.
Wow that’s really sad.I actually bought a nice pair a couple years ago. They were nice and felt great. But every time I wore them, my wife and daughter would roast me non stop. So I bought some uncomfortable Nikes.
they dont do that anymore...I'm having issues with one of my wrist, and ready to head out to have it checked by my doctor. Why every time I get ready to go see the doctor for anything, I stress about having the doctor gloving up and performing the old Moon River procedure?* It has nothing to do to my wrist, he's not going to do it, but I still worry and prep like its going to happen (not in a wishful thinking kind of way).
*The doctor has only checked out back there once, but believe me, it got my attention. I'm just guessing, but I think his wife buys him extra large gloves for Christmas.
Only my urologist checked that. What kind of family doctor is doing that each visit? You might want to get a rape kit.they dont do that anymore...
The opposite. I liked that chick from weird science a lot.Has this happened to anyone else? You had a Hollywood crush on someone when you were young. Then you go back now and rewatch a movie they are in and think they aren't attractive anymore? I mean, they are the same age. And then there are people who I didn't find attractive that I now see in old movies that I now think are beautiful.
Should maybe consider not using Craigslist to find your ‘doctor’.I'm having issues with one of my wrist, and ready to head out to have it checked by my doctor. Why every time I get ready to go see the doctor for anything, I stress about having the doctor gloving up and performing the old Moon River procedure?* It has nothing to do to my wrist, he's not going to do it, but I still worry and prep like its going to happen (not in a wishful thinking kind of way).
*The doctor has only checked out back there once, but believe me, it got my attention. I'm just guessing, but I think his wife buys him extra large gloves for Christmas.
And what the #### does this meanI still worry and prep like its going to happen
Same thing. I meant it could work both ways.The opposite. I liked that chick from weird science a lot.
Then for some reason I googled her a couple years ago to see what she looked like now. Bad mistake!
If the doctor tells you to assume the position just ask if he minds if you freshen up first.It has nothing to do to my wrist, he's not going to do it, but I still worry and prep like its going to happen (not in a wishful thinking kind of way).
Playing an away game. Start of carpal tunnel, and blindness.What do they think you were doing when you hurt your wrist?
One thing I can tell you from experience... if you start wearing a wrist brace, prepare yourself for endless jokes about jerking off too much.Playing an away game. Start of carpal tunnel, and blindness.
I always clean back there, but sometimes you pull out the old power washer to make extra sure.And what the #### does this mean
My family doctor would do it on my yearly check up. I was bummed when they stopped. I always scheduled with the cute lady doc. Smaller fingersOnly my urologist checked that. What kind of family doctor is doing that each visit? You might want to get a rape kit.
Rinse and repeat. No way you forget both times.I'm having trouble remembering if I washed my hair or not every so often when I'm in the shower.
You just keep on thinking that.Rinse and repeat. No way you forget both times.
Older gentleman came up to my car and started to reach for the passenger door. Then he noted my standing there putting gas in the tank. He sheepishly walked to the next set of pumps where he got in the car with what appeared to be his son. Different color, different brand of car. About the only thing in common was we were both at a gas station. At least I'm not THAT bad.On Friday my wife and I pull into a quik-trip and when I came out I opened the door of a car that wasn’t ours. Two ladies sitting in the car were laughing as I did this. When I got into our car my wife said as I was walking out of the store, he’s going to do it, yep, he’s going to do it, yes he did it.
Last year I walked into the ladies bathroom at a musical event. I was wondering why there were no urinals, so I went into a stall. After I was finished and was washing my hands, a woman walked out of a stall and said, “one of us is wrong”. I said, yep, that would be me. When I left the restroom my wife and others were laughing at me. I Iaughed at myself pretty good at that one.I once came out of the convenience store and got in a car next to a stranger. The friend I was with laughed her *** off.
I was in my twenties. I'm doomed.
Just recently in a mall I did my business not even wondering why this mall only had stalls and no urinals in their mens room. Leaving it an older lady gave me an odd smile as she entered.Last year I walked into the ladies bathroom at a musical event. I was wondering why there were no urinals, so I went into a stall. After I was finished and was washing my hands, a woman walked out of a stall and said, “one of us is wrong”. I said, yep, that would be me. When I left the restroom my wife and others were laughing at me. I Iaughed at myself pretty good at that one.
My wife and I said the same thing. 1/3 of the guys don't look old enough to have driver's licenses.Watching some Nascar and they are interviewing the rookies. They look barely older than my daughter...... Oof
I did this once but not because I was old. Was at a seafood restaurant drinking one night. I get up to use the bathroom and I walk down the hall where they are. The first door has a Christmas decoration on it, but I can clearly see the GU and S. The rest is obscured by the decoration. But, it's obvious it says GUYS. So I go in and realize there are no urinals. A lady came in a split second after me and we had a weird moment where I blabbered some excuse and made my way out. Turns out the doors said BUOYS and GULLS.Last year I walked into the ladies bathroom at a musical event. I was wondering why there were no urinals, so I went into a stall. After I was finished and was washing my hands, a woman walked out of a stall and said, “one of us is wrong”. I said, yep, that would be me. When I left the restroom my wife and others were laughing at me. I Iaughed at myself pretty good at that one.