⚽ Soccer Match-day Thread (6 Viewers)

[gianmarco]

Burnley are just a bunch of goons out there.

 

[El Floppo]

Burnley are just a bunch of goons out there.

they look clean to me.

I kid.

nice goal for the toffees

 

[McBokonon]

Townsend - Wow

 

[gianmarco]

Townsend - Wow

Yeah, that was filthy. Early contender for goal of the year.

 

[gianmarco]

Man did this turn quickly.

 

[McBokonon]

Yeah, that was filthy. Early contender for goal of the year.

Link to goal

 

[El Floppo]

cheaters never prosper

 

[El Floppo]

jeebus.

oh.. offsides  

 

[gianmarco]

3 goals in 5 minutes

That was almost 4 in about 6 minutes. 

 

[Eephus]

Burnley couldn't score two if you gave them til Saturday.

 

[El Floppo]

what I like and loathe about Richarlison is how pissed off he always looks. 

I scored a goal and won the game- pissed.

you swore at my mother- pissed.

you don't like ted lasso- pissed.

we won the FA cup- etc.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Link to goal

I liked when he was pointing to the top of the stands - as a little tribute to where he normally puts that shot.

 

[gianmarco]

I liked when he was pointing to the top of the stands - as a little tribute to where he normally puts that shot.

 

 

[leftcoastguy7]

what I like and loathe about Richarlison is how pissed off he always looks. 

I scored a goal and won the game- pissed.

you swore at my mother- pissed.

you don't like ted lasso- pissed.

we won the FA cup- etc.

yeah I think the dude has some anger issues

but then he'll get fouled and cry like a baby for 5 minutes

 

[gianmarco]

The Chaaaampions.

 

[charvik]

what I like and loathe about Richarlison is how pissed off he always looks. 

I scored a goal and won the game- pissed.

you swore at my mother- pissed.

you don't like ted lasso- pissed.

we won the FA cup- etc.

now, that is funny right there...

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

I liked when he was pointing to the top of the stands - as a little tribute to where he normally puts that shot.

The human embodiment of the phrase “even a blind squirrel finds a nut some days.”  See also, Seb Larsen and free kicks. 

 

[B Maverick]

Ok, who's ready for the Young Boys from Wankdorf Stadium??

 

[guru_007]

CR7 again

 

[B Maverick]

GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great ball in from Bruno!!!

 

[CletiusMaximus]

There he is again.  That boy just likes to score goals!

 

[B Maverick]

AWB sees RED!  United down to 10 men!

Lunged in and landed on the top of the foot/ankle area.  I will let you guys decide if it is red or not....

 

[AAABatteries]

AWB sees RED!  United down to 10 men!

Lunged in and landed on the top of the foot/ankle area.  I will let you guys decide if it is red or not....

Hard to complain - it was sloppy, unnecessary and dangerous.  So dumb.  

 

[B Maverick]

It looks like they are playing on carpet and everyone is slipping or fighting with the ball at their feet.

Just need to organize and put in a shift.  4 more subs available so they should be able to see it out.  Dalot on for Sancho so there is a lot of Portuguese power out there!

 

[guru_007]

Sevilla game has had 4 pk's awarded in the 1st half ffs

RB missed 2, game is 1-1

 

[AAABatteries]

It looks like they are playing on carpet and everyone is slipping or fighting with the ball at their feet.

Just need to organize and put in a shift.  4 more subs available so they should be able to see it out.  Dalot on for Sancho so there is a lot of Portuguese power out there!

Looks like Varane will come on so will go with a 5-3-1

 

[B Maverick]

Looks like Varane will come on so will go with a 5-3-1

On for VdB to sadly.

Hold the back, compact in the middle, maybe CR7 gets another shot....

 

[B Maverick]

And that's 1-1....

United is struggling with the fake grass.  They need to do better even with 10 men.

 

[AAABatteries]

And that's 1-1....

United is struggling with the fake grass.  They need to do better even with 10 men.

At half I would have been ok with a point, now maybe I'll be happy with it.

 

[B Maverick]

At half I would have been ok with a point, now maybe I'll be happy with it.

I think United will be too.  This game went all wrong.

Although they can still nick one, they have the players to do it...

 

[AAABatteries]

I hate these morons who get out on the field - hopefully dude goes to jail.  Having said that....

 

[B Maverick]

except when they put in Matic for Bruno and Lingard for Ronaldo

Hope for the draw

 

[AAABatteries]

except when they put in Matic for Bruno and Lingard for Ronaldo

Hope for the draw

I think those subs were strictly about West Ham game this weekend.

 

[AAABatteries]

Pefok!!!

 

[TLEF316]

Lingaard. OOF.

 

[AAABatteries]

The great news here is for @B Maverick - Lindgard may never play again in a United kit.

Oooooofffffff.

 

[B Maverick]

Lingard.  Young Boys best player

 

[B Maverick]

The great news here is for @B Maverick - Lindgard may never play again in a United kit.

Oooooofffffff.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let your words ring true

 

[encaitar]

Lingard....   

Nice awareness from Pefok.

 

[AAABatteries]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let your words ring true

I mean - you see a lot of bad mistakes but I'm not sure it gets any worse than that.  A back pass to the keeper with one minute left that goes directly to the other teams striker.  Unbelievable.  He literally could have done anything else and the game is probably over   

 

[AAABatteries]

Two colossal blunders from AWB and Lingard and you blow a chance at any points in your easiest road match.  Those two should pay their own way home.

 

[Sinn Fein]

To be fair to Lingard, its a beautifully weighted pass

 

[AAABatteries]

Barca v. Bayern

Davies fit for Bayern to start.  (not sure if he played this weekend).

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Pefok!!!

Make my fok the Pefok.

 

[encaitar]

Man U had an xG of 0.00 after the red card.

Added Link.

 

[B Maverick]

Man U had an xG of 0.00 after the red card.

Added Link.

They had 2 attempts on goal for the game I think, both before the card.

Ole went in with a strong team and some rotation trying to get off to a good start.  It went wrong horribly wrong with the red and the lingard.

I also don't want to use the pitch as an excuse but they really struggled with it.  The ball bounces and moves differently than grass.  I think United let it get to them.  But as professionals, they should have been able to adjust and play.    

And   any OleOut "fans" .  

 

[CGRdrJoe]

I mean - you see a lot of bad mistakes but I'm not sure it gets any worse than that.  A back pass to the keeper with one minute left that goes directly to the other teams striker.  Unbelievable.  He literally could have done anything else and the game is probably over   

saw it this past weekend from Aston Villa who gifted Kovacic a goal.

 

[El Floppo]

fwiw... (and lol at the choice of word)

...But the FA have confirmed they will be uphold Struijk's ban, meaning the 22-year-old will miss the club's next three games against Newcastle United, Fulham (cup) and West Ham United.

Reacting to news of this official verdict, Elliott defended Struijk once again and insisted that he believes the wrong call has been made.

"Sorry about this Pascal. I think it's wrong! But it'll soon blow over brother and you'll be back in no time smashing it again. Keep positive," said the Reds' midfielder on Instagram.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Barca v. Bayern

Davies fit for Bayern to start.  (not sure if he played this weekend).

He did. 

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

To be fair to Lingard, its a beautifully weighted pass

Cap him, Gregg!