C - Gary Sanchez: Rookie of the year. By season's end, people will be saying "Yogi who?"
1B - Miguel Cabrera: Triple Crowns are just what he does.
2B - Devin Travis: A full season of production will make this the value pick of the year in that potent lineup.
SS - Javier Baez: Best player on MLB's best team.
3B - Ryon Healy: Brings the bash back to Oakland.
MI - Jose Ramirez: And this is why I'm winning Cake this year.
CI - Wil Myers: 30/30 from CI? Yes please, all day long.
OF - Charlie Blackmon, Jackie Bradley Jr, Nomar Mazara, Hunter Renfroe, Tyler Naquin: Just an embarrassment of riches, really.
UT - Yoan Moncada: Gary Shandling says this is the next Jose Altuve. What a get!
UT - Jurickson Profar: Eligible at every position but catcher. He may even spot start at pitching for the Rangers.
SP - Jon Lester, Mashario Tanaka, Gerrit Cole, Julio Urias, Jordan Zimmerman, Junior Guerrra, Sonny Gray, Lucas Giolito, Seth Lugo: This is why I've already spent your money on drugs and cobalt. It's mine already.
CL - Aroldis Chapman, Brandon Kintzler, Santiago Casilla, Bruce Rondon, Randaell Delgado: My strategy was to punt saves, but I ended up with five closers anyhow.
WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!