2018 NCAA Tournament/Shtick Thread: TBS cameraman focused on crying kid who just happens to be up too late (2 Viewers)

[parasaurolophus]

You are a moron if you didn’t hedge

How would i hedge in wisconsin? 

 

[phandango]

Sister Jean falling asleep.

 

[Rirruto]

Hot rumor in the Ocean State today is Rick is coming back to Rhode Island. Makes a lot of sense, brings him full circle plus we have amazing Italian restaurants and tons of strippers.

I like everything about this. 

 

[Eephus]

Hot rumor in the Ocean State today is Rick is coming back to Rhode Island. Makes a lot of sense, brings him full circle plus we have amazing Italian restaurants and tons of strippers.

I like everything about this. 

Hope he packs his white suit

 

[JuniorGong]

How would i hedge in wisconsin? 

Nobody bets in Wisconsin, interesting 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

How would i hedge in wisconsin? 

5Dimes 

bovada 

sportsbook.ag

BOL

Bookmaker

etc

 

[shuke]

Just wow

 

[JuniorGong]

I like everything about this. 

Heard from reliable sources the school is giving him consideration, no idea if they are just kicking the tires or if it has legs. One thing I will say, the fan base will universally accept him as we are talking about a state that elected a convicted felon as Mayor of their capital city. Heck, I can’t stand Two-Pump but I will upgrade my season tickets to courtside next year if it sounds like he is coming. 

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Can't believe the Wildcats are going out like this after the wars they won to get here.

 

[dickey moe]

The chubby white kid with a receding hairline for Loyola is my favorite player in college basketball. I would wear his jersey.

He's a great passer for a big guy. And he's a freshman.

This team is going to be really good for a few years.

 

[dickey moe]

Niiiiiice

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Not dead yet...

 

[loser]

CWebb is pretty good as an analyst 

 Especially when he says someone got away with a walk.

 

[parasaurolophus]

 Especially when he says someone got away with a walk.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Can't believe the Wildcats are going out like this after the wars they won to get here.

K-State is trash

 

[dickey moe]

If that won't make Sister Jean jump out of her wheelchair, nothing will.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Let’s go Ramblers! Beat those MOPs! 

I was with them since day 1.  

 

[NutterButter]

Ramble on

 

[Ramblin Wreck]

Needed a 35 foot buzzer beater on Day 1 to stay alive.  Now in the Final Four.  This tournament rocks.

 

[NutterButter]

suck it atheists

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Loyola's all-time NCAA tourney winning % is .767, the highest in all of D-I.

They have jumped Kansas, KY, UCLA, UNC, Duke and Florida this year.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

 Custer and Richardson postgame are terrific.  BVNW represent.  

 

[Galileo]

suck it atheists

If god were real we would have Loyola, Xavier, TCU, and St. Bonaventure in the final four...

 

[Capella]

Excited for this college football playoff game. 

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

If god were real we would have Loyola, Xavier, TCU, and St. Bonaventure in the final four...

And Duke University would spontaneously eject into space.

 

[hagmania]

Would have been pretty awesome to see the Ramblers boatrace UK.

 

[Rirruto]

And Duke University would spontaneously eject into space.

Duke is Satan's protectorate. 

 

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Robinson gets a flagrant-1 because the FSU kid takes a dive. Love that CBB is turning into European League soccer. 

 

[JuniorGong]

Is Wagner wearing lipstick?

 

[ChiefD]

Loyola is on a mission from God.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Loyola is on a mission from God.

The references to one of the greatest movies ever made have definitely been a plus for this tourney.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Loyola is on a mission from God.

Chicago

Blue Valley Northwest

whoa

 

[Ramblin Wreck]

Loyola is on a mission from God.

VCU, George Mason, and Butler have done this.  It's time for one of these mid majors to win the whole damn thing

 

[parasaurolophus]

5Dimes 

bovada 

sportsbook.ag

BOL

Bookmaker

etc

I used to bet on bovada, but the last time I cashed out my bank really made it a pain for me since the check came from singapore. They did just send me a 10 dollar bonus for free for "College Madness" so I made two 5 dollar parlays. 

Mar 23, 2018

6:58 PM

#1803838387932

Placed byWeb

7 Team Parlay #1803838387932(Outcome: Win) 

$5.00

$490.85

Basketball - NBA - Point Spread

Boston Celtics @ Portland Trail Blazers

Boston Celtics 7.0 (-110) Mar 23, 2018 10:00 PM

Outcome: Win

Date settled: Mar 24, 2018 4:45 AM

Basketball - NCAA March Madness - Point Spread

Clemson (5) @ Kansas (1)

Clemson (5) 5.0 (-105) Mar 23, 2018 7:07 PM

Outcome: Win

Date settled: Mar 24, 2018 4:45 AM

Basketball - NBA - Point Spread

Los Angeles Clippers @ Indiana Pacers

Indiana Pacers -4.0 (-110) Mar 23, 2018 7:00 PM

Outcome: Win

Date settled: Mar 24, 2018 4:45 AM

Basketball - NCAA March Madness - Total

Syracuse (11) @ Duke (2)

Over 132.0 (-105) Mar 23, 2018 10:00 PM

Outcome: Win

Date settled: Mar 24, 2018 4:45 AM

Basketball - NCAA March Madness - Moneyline

Texas Tech (3) @ Purdue (2)

Texas Tech (3) EVEN Mar 23, 2018 10:20 PM

Outcome: Win

Date settled: Mar 24, 2018 4:45 AM

Basketball - NBA - Point Spread

Utah Jazz @ San Antonio Spurs

San Antonio Spurs -3.5 (-115) Mar 23, 2018 8:30 PM

Outcome: Win

Date settled: Mar 24, 2018 4:45 AM

Basketball - NCAA March Madness - Point Spread

West Virginia (5) @ Villanova (1)

Villanova (1) -6.0 (-110) Mar 23, 2018 7:27 PM

Outcome: Win

Date settled: Mar 24, 2018 4:45 AM

I did put 250 of that on loyola. The problem is though that is considered bonus funds so I dont really consider it real money yet. I didn't want to make a deposit and pay 5% + the -110 to hedge a 1200 win. The problem with online too though is I do really stupid stuff when I am drunk. Like when I bet on Central Michigan against Oregon. What's that you say? You thought Central Michigan was playing Liberty in the CIT? Yeah, that's right. I bet on the damn women's team. 

Those wonderful ladies covered. 

 

[Long Ball Larry]

I did put 250 of that on loyola. The problem is though that is considered bonus funds so I dont really consider it real money yet. I didn't want to make a deposit and pay 5% + the -110 to hedge a 1200 win. The problem with online too though is I do really stupid stuff when I am drunk. Like when I bet on Central Michigan against Oregon. What's that you say? You thought Central Michigan was playing Liberty in the CIT? Yeah, that's right. I bet on the damn women's team. 

Those wonderful ladies covered. 

doesn't sound stupid at all then.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I used to bet on bovada, but the last time I cashed out my bank really made it a pain for me since the check came from singapore. They did just send me a 10 dollar bonus for free for "College Madness" so I made two 5 dollar parlays. 

Mar 23, 2018

6:58 PM

#1803838387932

Placed byWeb

7 Team Parlay #1803838387932(Outcome: Win) 

$5.00

$490.85

Basketball - NBA - Point Spread

Boston Celtics @ Portland Trail Blazers

Boston Celtics 7.0 (-110) Mar 23, 2018 10:00 PM

Outcome: Win

Date settled: Mar 24, 2018 4:45 AM

Basketball - NCAA March Madness - Point Spread

Clemson (5) @ Kansas (1)

Clemson (5) 5.0 (-105) Mar 23, 2018 7:07 PM

Outcome: Win

Date settled: Mar 24, 2018 4:45 AM

Basketball - NBA - Point Spread

Los Angeles Clippers @ Indiana Pacers

Indiana Pacers -4.0 (-110) Mar 23, 2018 7:00 PM

Outcome: Win

Date settled: Mar 24, 2018 4:45 AM

Basketball - NCAA March Madness - Total

Syracuse (11) @ Duke (2)

Over 132.0 (-105) Mar 23, 2018 10:00 PM

Outcome: Win

Date settled: Mar 24, 2018 4:45 AM

Basketball - NCAA March Madness - Moneyline

Texas Tech (3) @ Purdue (2)

Texas Tech (3) EVEN Mar 23, 2018 10:20 PM

Outcome: Win

Date settled: Mar 24, 2018 4:45 AM

Basketball - NBA - Point Spread

Utah Jazz @ San Antonio Spurs

San Antonio Spurs -3.5 (-115) Mar 23, 2018 8:30 PM

Outcome: Win

Date settled: Mar 24, 2018 4:45 AM

Basketball - NCAA March Madness - Point Spread

West Virginia (5) @ Villanova (1)

Villanova (1) -6.0 (-110) Mar 23, 2018 7:27 PM

Outcome: Win

Date settled: Mar 24, 2018 4:45 AM

I did put 250 of that on loyola. The problem is though that is considered bonus funds so I dont really consider it real money yet. I didn't want to make a deposit and pay 5% + the -110 to hedge a 1200 win. The problem with online too though is I do really stupid stuff when I am drunk. Like when I bet on Central Michigan against Oregon. What's that you say? You thought Central Michigan was playing Liberty in the CIT? Yeah, that's right. I bet on the damn women's team. 

Those wonderful ladies covered. 

No need for shady checks since Bitcoin came along

 

[facook]

I used to bet on bovada, but the last time I cashed out my bank really made it a pain for me since the check came from singapore. They did just send me a 10 dollar bonus for free for "College Madness" so I made two 5 dollar parlays. 

Mar 23, 2018

6:58 PM

#1803838387932

Placed byWeb

7 Team Parlay #1803838387932(Outcome: Win) 

$5.00

$490.85

Basketball - NBA - Point Spread

Boston Celtics @ Portland Trail Blazers

Boston Celtics 7.0 (-110) Mar 23, 2018 10:00 PM

Outcome: Win

Date settled: Mar 24, 2018 4:45 AM

Basketball - NCAA March Madness - Point Spread

Clemson (5) @ Kansas (1)

Clemson (5) 5.0 (-105) Mar 23, 2018 7:07 PM

Outcome: Win

Date settled: Mar 24, 2018 4:45 AM

Basketball - NBA - Point Spread

Los Angeles Clippers @ Indiana Pacers

Indiana Pacers -4.0 (-110) Mar 23, 2018 7:00 PM

Outcome: Win

Date settled: Mar 24, 2018 4:45 AM

Basketball - NCAA March Madness - Total

Syracuse (11) @ Duke (2)

Over 132.0 (-105) Mar 23, 2018 10:00 PM

Outcome: Win

Date settled: Mar 24, 2018 4:45 AM

Basketball - NCAA March Madness - Moneyline

Texas Tech (3) @ Purdue (2)

Texas Tech (3) EVEN Mar 23, 2018 10:20 PM

Outcome: Win

Date settled: Mar 24, 2018 4:45 AM

Basketball - NBA - Point Spread

Utah Jazz @ San Antonio Spurs

San Antonio Spurs -3.5 (-115) Mar 23, 2018 8:30 PM

Outcome: Win

Date settled: Mar 24, 2018 4:45 AM

Basketball - NCAA March Madness - Point Spread

West Virginia (5) @ Villanova (1)

Villanova (1) -6.0 (-110) Mar 23, 2018 7:27 PM

Outcome: Win

Date settled: Mar 24, 2018 4:45 AM

I did put 250 of that on loyola. The problem is though that is considered bonus funds so I dont really consider it real money yet. I didn't want to make a deposit and pay 5% + the -110 to hedge a 1200 win. The problem with online too though is I do really stupid stuff when I am drunk. Like when I bet on Central Michigan against Oregon. What's that you say? You thought Central Michigan was playing Liberty in the CIT? Yeah, that's right. I bet on the damn women's team. 

Those wonderful ladies covered. 

You need to come to the friggin FFA wagering thread.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Is Wagner wearing lipstick?

Lindsay?

 

[parasaurolophus]

No need for shady checks since Bitcoin came along

Isnt that like gambling with the money you gamble with? How quickly can you turn bitcoin to cash? 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Isnt that like gambling with the money you gamble with? How quickly can you turn bitcoin to cash? 

A little but that adds to the fun 

there are a few books that keep your funds in bitcoin but most convert to cash. There’s some fluctuation when cashing out but usually can have money in your account within a few days of withdrawing

 

[Rirruto]

Having your best offensive player poorly try to take a charge with 3 fouls seems like a suboptimal strategy.

 

[Eephus]

Having your best offensive player poorly try to take a charge with 3 fouls seems like a suboptimal strategy.

Worst German strategy since Operation Barbarossa

 

[JaxBill]

Seems like Wagner exit led to Michigan run.

Cue "Ride of the Valkyries"

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Worst German strategy since Operation Barbarossa

I believe you've forgotten Milli Vanilli's strategy for success

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Hope you had the under @tnc09 

 

[Capella]

Good run for the Noles. Bound to end this way. 

This was an extremely crappy night of basketball. I cannot believe there are people who think this gameplay is better than the nba. The stakes and the stories are better but this #### is awful. 

 

[JaxBill]

51% FT shooting? Shame there's no way to practice that.

 

[Steve Tasker]

I believe you've forgotten Milli Vanilli's strategy for success

Eeph you know it's true

 

[Eephus]

I believe you've forgotten Milli Vanilli's strategy for success

Eeph you know it's true

I blame it on the rain

 

[Capella]

51% FT shooting? Shame there's no way to practice that.

You can practice the pressure of making shots in the second half of an elite 8 game?