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Bros Icing Bros (1 Viewer)

The best part about icing is when someone brings it up the phenomenon and the whole group talks in depth about how stupid it is and how nobody would ever participate. Then a few minutes later, someone gets iced.

 
The host at the July 4th BBQ party I went to had a sixer in his fridge. I was one of only about 3 people out of the 30 at the party that had ever heard of this. After some explanation and discussion we went thru that 6 icing people in the blink of an eye. When we killed the keg a few hours later and I went on a trip to buy more beer at the store, one of the girls at the party actually called my cellphone and "ordered" me to buy more Smirnoff while I was picking up beer.

I'm undecided on what side of the ######ed/funny scale this falls on.

 
Buckna said:
The host at the July 4th BBQ party I went to had a sixer in his fridge. I was one of only about 3 people out of the 30 at the party that had ever heard of this. After some explanation and discussion we went thru that 6 icing people in the blink of an eye. When we killed the keg a few hours later and I went on a trip to buy more beer at the store, one of the girls at the party actually called my cellphone and "ordered" me to buy more Smirnoff while I was picking up beer.I'm undecided on what side of the ######ed/funny scale this falls on.
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i think its kinda run its course in my circles, has a short shelf life. but chicks usually enjoy it so im not gonna knock it.
 
Just gave/witnessed my 1st icing on Sunday. It wasn't as entertaining as I thought it'd be, but funny enough. I could see it potentially getting out of control at our weekend lake party at the end of the month. 35-50 people ages 20-28.

 
hooter311 said:
Kenny Powers said:
Walton Goggins said:
Kenny Powers said:
You bros should listen to this, bro
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Why gay men call icing bros "gay" I think that's all that needs to be said.
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Daniel Tosh is gay? News to me
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I always wondered, but on one of the Tosh.O's he proclaimed over and over again that he wasn't.the one where the dudes hold each other's ankles and do push ups.
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He used to date Megan Abrigo a "Deal or No Deal chick" ...not sure if he still does :lmao:
 
This is officially the peak of stupidity in college-aged American males. "AWW YOU'RE ICED BRO!!!" Really? Gayest thing ever... sorry. Not to mention, these guys are the biggest ####### losers I"ve ever seen.
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I considered whipping this out with the lake crowd on the 4th of July, but I was pretty certain no one had heard of it and would look at me like I was from Mars (they do already because I got a degree by 25). Plus I didn't want to spend like 10 bucks on crappy malt liquor.

 
Zow said:
I considered whipping this out with the lake crowd on the 4th of July, but I was pretty certain no one had heard of it and would look at me like I was from Mars (they do already because I got a degree by 25).
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It's probably not because of this.
 
cstu said:
One of the lamest, unfunny things I've ever heard of.
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its funny if youre the first person to do it in your group. as long as you do it in a creative, elaborate way, and you dont hang out with a bunch of turds or 40 year olds who hate their lives...
 
I'm not going to read this thread because this may be one of the most ridiculously ridiculous things I've ever heard of. Are people partaking in this here?

 
Finless said:
I'm not going to read this thread because this may be one of the most ridiculously ridiculous things I've ever heard of. Are people partaking in this here?
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listen ricky, some of us still like to get black out drunk w/ friends at bars and do ridiculous things... it happens. breathe.
 
boom king said:
cstu said:
One of the lamest, unfunny things I've ever heard of.
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its funny if youre the first person to do it in your group. as long as you do it in a creative, elaborate way, and you dont hang out with a bunch of turds or 40 year olds who hate their lives...
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I got my buddy by putting it in the box of popcorn at the bar. Offer him some popcorn after a round of darts, he grabs it without looking, jump in his face and proclaim "You just got iced, #####!" Hilarity ensues.
 
hooter311 said:
boom king said:
cstu said:
One of the lamest, unfunny things I've ever heard of.
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its funny if youre the first person to do it in your group. as long as you do it in a creative, elaborate way, and you dont hang out with a bunch of turds or 40 year olds who hate their lives...
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I got my buddy by putting it in the box of popcorn at the bar. Offer him some popcorn after a round of darts, he grabs it without looking, jump in his face and proclaim "You just got iced, #####!" Hilarity Corniness ensues.
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Finless said:
hooter311 said:
boom king said:
cstu said:
One of the lamest, unfunny things I've ever heard of.
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its funny if youre the first person to do it in your group. as long as you do it in a creative, elaborate way, and you dont hang out with a bunch of turds or 40 year olds who hate their lives...
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I got my buddy by putting it in the box of popcorn at the bar. Offer him some popcorn after a round of darts, he grabs it without looking, jump in his face and proclaim "You just got iced, #####!" Hilarity Corniness ensues.
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not saying its good everytime you hang, but its funny as #### when your drunk ### buddyy goes to piss in the urinal only to find a frosty ice hes gotta chug. cant wait to meet you in vail buddy.
 
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Frozen Battery - It's an ice or be iced world out there. Some times you have to go to extremes. If you can manage to get a hold of your target's car keys, open the hood. Disconnect that battery cables, plant an ice in his engine and wait. When his car won't start you can bet he'll never suspect it's because his battery has been frozen.
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The only way this amuses me is if one of you has some HBFA superglue one to a bros johnson while he is passed out. If he wakes, goes immediately to one knee, and then slams that thing that, maybe, would be something.

 
Went to dinner with about 10 co-workers/spouses last night. Stroll a few blocks down to the neighborhood bar...about an hour into it, I'm having a conversation with a buddy, and another friend just walks up nonchalantly and ices me. At the same time some random chick (who none of us knew) was walking by, and points at me: "You got iced #####!"

It was my first icing witness....pretty funny. I drank it, that #### is nasty.

Upon leaving the bar, some other dude was on one knee chugging one.

Sure it'll get old after awhile, but it's pretty freaking funny IMO.

 
The bro I was considering icing at the wedding was a no-show (family illness). Probably a good thing though, heard he was kicked out of a previous wedding for going overboard with drunken shenanigans.

 
A bro I work with just got iced. He got a package in the mail with one in it. To his credit, he got on one knee and chugged. I must say it was pretty funny.

 
Tiger Fan said:
Went to dinner with about 10 co-workers/spouses last night. Stroll a few blocks down to the neighborhood bar...about an hour into it, I'm having a conversation with a buddy, and another friend just walks up nonchalantly and ices me. At the same time some random chick (who none of us knew) was walking by, and points at me: "You got iced #####!"It was my first icing witness....pretty funny. I drank it, that #### is nasty.Upon leaving the bar, some other dude was on one knee chugging one.Sure it'll get old after awhile, but it's pretty freaking funny IMO.
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Just say no. /nancyreaganI still don't understand. I can't imagine this going over well in Tuscaloosa this fall.
 
My buddy is out of town for the week and asked me to bring in his mail. I was bored so I bought a six pack on the way over.

I flipped the breaker for his man cave. There is a warm Ice and a short note waiting for him in his fuse box.

Also cleaned out his beer fridge in the man cave and moved all his beer to his garage refrigerator. Another ice waiting there for him.

Another one under his pillow.

Another one in his sock drawer.

Another one in his console on his recliner.

Last one is in his cupholder of his work truck in the garage.

I'm sure his girlfriend is going to turn this into a lecture on why it isn't a good idea to leave friend's the key to their house. She freaks out over stuff like this. Even funnier because I know he is the type of person to follow through on the icing rules, even if he is by himself.

Also, he is a major OCD freak and I took the time to rearrange his entire dvd collection (200+) from alphabetical order to reverse alphabetical order. This took way more time than I had intended.

Welcome back from vacation, #####.

 
What's the penalty for saying no? I mean, if I was assured a kick to the nuts, I'd probably consider it. "Dude, party foul" for avoiding crappy malt liquor in my system isn't enough to shame me.

 
jplvr said:
What's the penalty for saying no? I mean, if I was assured a kick to the nuts, I'd probably consider it. "Dude, party foul" for avoiding crappy malt liquor in my system isn't enough to shame me.
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That's when we bust out the duct tape and funnel, you old coot.
 
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