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You're not important enough for me to answer.Pick up the GD phone. If I call I want to talk.People like you who leave messagesStatcruncher said:
I saw you called. I'll call you back. If you have a message for me, send a text.
Then why do I have your number?You're not important enough for me to answer.Pick up the GD phone. If I call I want to talk.People like you who leave messagesStatcruncher said:
I saw you called. I'll call you back. If you have a message for me, send a text.
To make you feel special.Then why do I have your number?You're not important enough for me to answer.Pick up the GD phone. If I call I want to talk.People like you who leave messagesStatcruncher said:
I saw you called. I'll call you back. If you have a message for me, send a text.
Disagree. This is a life saver at Talledega Race track when the beer starts flowing freely through the urinary tract. A painfully slow butt-to-face shuffle to reach the end of the row turns into a moon walk along the bleacher seats.
You've been around here long enough to know I don't need any help in that department.To make you feel special.Then why do I have your number?You're not important enough for me to answer.Pick up the GD phone. If I call I want to talk.People like you who leave messagesStatcruncher said:
I saw you called. I'll call you back. If you have a message for me, send a text.
People at sporting events who yell at me for standing on a crucial 3rd down play in the 4th quarter.
why not just stay home and watch on tv? avoid all the discomfort of leaving your recliner.
Around these parts, it's practially unheard of to honk at someone for any reason whatsoever. Which makes it so much more effective. The startled "Holy **** someone just honked at me" look in people's eyes when I give them a horn to wake them up at a light is priceless.
Funny coming from the guy who says drivers should stop getting upset because bikers slow them down.
Huh? I think the ####ers on the elevator that don't try and keep it open if they see someone coming are the bigger #######s. And if I see you look at me and make no attempt to try and hold the door and I happen to make it on, I'm pressing a few extra buttons on accident.
Try and reread the bolded since you clearly didn't really understand what I said based on your response about elevators and windows and whatever else that was supposed to mean.
Or those that are in the left lane and pull WAY past the big, gigantic, obvious to anyone not blind huge white stripe so that no one can possibly see around them to make a right on red. Of course, these people are inviarably driving there van big enough to fit a World Cup team or the pickup that could haul the contents of an entire grocery store.
What if I only say it every once in a while?People constantly saying "the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results".
Better than bad is still bad.What if I only say it every once in a while?People constantly saying "the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results".
Maybe, maybe not.Better than bad is still bad.What if I only say it every once in a while?People constantly saying "the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results".
As long as you reference it as Einstein's definition, I won't harp on ya for it.Maybe, maybe not.Better than bad is still bad.What if I only say it every once in a while?People constantly saying "the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results".
Which is why whenever this happens to me, I like to wink and blow them a kiss, or if they're hot, flick my tongue provocatively.
ahhhhh.... matrimony.
Ugh. We have a sign where I live that looks like a No Turn On Red sign but is actually a weird sign directing people to stop at the traffic line.
Technically it's the law to put on your left turn signal when entering the highway from an on-ramp. I agree with the other bullet items.
What I don't like about lack of elevator etiquette, are those who are waiting to get on the elevator and when the door opens they get in the way of those trying to exit the elevator. These idiots should wait for everyone to leave the elevator before trying to get on. The door won't close on them if others are still exiting for crying out loud!!
On a related issue, i hate idiots who won't move over on a merge when there's no upcoming exit for them to get off on and there's room in the lane to the left of them. My M.O. on this is to cut right in front of them so they have to slow down.I actually do this to let people know I'm not yielding and I'm merging into traffic.
Have the same thing going with NYC subways. Is it that painful to wait the 10 seconds while everyone gets out before you barge on?
and to let the people on the freeway know you're merging... since most people in general aren't paying attention to much, it makes sense to me to let them know as much as possible when hurtling through space in metal boxes.
