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Can we discuss pet peeves here? (11 Viewers)

can you imagine a guy who sends an email and then IMMEDIATELY walks 10 feet to your desk to tell you all about what he just emailed you????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?

cause i can
Haha...mine was 5 minutes.  :thumbup:

 
Pennies - they're worthless and I hate them.  My goal is to die penniless.  Why do we even use them? Just round to the nearest nickel, like those smart folks in Canada.

And while I'm at it, why do we still use the $1 bill?  I know we've tried a dollar coin before and some idiots couldn't differentiate between it and a quarter. There's no 1 euro bill and they manage quite well. The only real downside to eliminating the dollar bill is how to tip in a "gentleman's" club, amirite?
I have heard this sentence.....

"This ain't no slot machine, honey"

 
Lol yeah I’m concerned about your concept of my masculinity in this scenario. 

You feel the same way about power sliding doors on a minivan?  
I’m giving you a hard time, relax. And I have three myself. 

Funny you mention minivan sliders. After two broken automatic doors on our previous van, we opted for manual sliders on our current one. I try to go non automatic on as much as I can in cars as that #### tends to break.

 
The sliding door is the single greatest thing that’s ever happened to young families.  My buddies who have giamt SUavs because they consider it to be more manly are always #####ing that their kids are opening the car doors into other things. 

 
People who congregate/stand in the middle of a waiting area where others are clearly trying to get through. Like leaving a restaurant or after a school concert or church service and 12 people are standing in the middle of the foyer talking and laughing and you have to push through them. Somehow they give you the stink eye like it’s your ####### fault they’re in your way. 

And IKEA - oh my ####### goodness I can’t even go there anymore. 
Worse than the groups are the people that just stop and do an about face or hard left/right in heavy pedestrian traffic.  

People have no care for the world around them and are pretty much complete selfish piles of crap. 

 
can you imagine a guy who sends an email and then IMMEDIATELY walks 10 feet to your desk to tell you all about what he just emailed you????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?????!!!#?@?@?@!@@?!?#?$!?!?

cause i can
No

 
Worse than the groups are the people that just stop and do an about face or hard left/right in heavy pedestrian traffic.  

People have no care for the world around them and are pretty much complete selfish piles of crap. 
Failed common courtesies are the currency of the selfish, lazy and/or stupid. 

 
People having lengthy speaker phone conversations in public. I've been sitting in front of a woman on a packed NyC bus who's been taking for twenty minutes in Spanish with somebody.

 
I’m giving you a hard time, relax. 
People that after getting called out for making comments like “be a man and just hold the door” and then realize they were the ones actually being the #### and saying things like....”relax I was just busting your balls”....or “I’m giving you a hard time relax.”...and they try to throw the “disclaimer” out afterwards....the whole, I’m going to slam on you, but then if I realize I’m wrong I’ll say....”relax dude I was just busting your balls”....even though at the time you were actually being a ####....with a capitol D...

if your going to run your mouth.....and call people out...stick by it....

 
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People that after getting called out for making comments like “be a man and just hold the door” and then realize they were the ones actually being the #### and saying things like....”relax I was just busting your balls”....or “I’m giving you a hard time relax.”...and they try to throw the “disclaimer” out afterwards....the whole, I’m going to slam on you, but then if I realize I’m wrong I’ll say....”relax dude I was just Justin busting your balls”....even though at the time you were actually being a ####....with a capitol D...

if your going to run your mouth.....and call people out...stick by it....
Thanks for the advice, Champ.

 
I was giving you a hard time...relax....
Indeed.

I stand by the ‘lazy ####ers use handicap auto doors’ stance. For Roboto, I’ll cut him some slack towing a bunch or kids along to a mall or whatever, as I understand having kids myself. Have a good night, Chachi.

 
Indeed.

I stand by the ‘lazy ####ers use handicap auto doors’ stance. For Roboto, I’ll cut him some slack towing a bunch or kids along to a mall or whatever, as I understand having kids myself. Have a good night, Chachi.
How do you know they are lazy?  It's completely possible they have a handicap that you can't see.  Really possible.

 
Indeed.

I stand by the ‘lazy ####ers use handicap auto doors’ stance. For Roboto, I’ll cut him some slack towing a bunch or kids along to a mall or whatever, as I understand having kids myself. Have a good night, Chachi.


Champ and and Chachi all in one thread....impressive.....with all do respect I prefer “sport”.....and this coming from the guy whose interests in his sign in name include “Laziness”....priceless

 
People without handicap use the handicap button all the time...if your hands are full....delivery guys, etc....why wouldn’t you....?....it doesn’t make you a bad person or lazy....you are just using available resources at your disposal to make things easier....at no cost or no harm to anybody on the planet....

 
Indeed.

I stand by the ‘lazy ####ers use handicap auto doors’ stance. For Roboto, I’ll cut him some slack towing a bunch or kids along to a mall or whatever, as I understand having kids myself. Have a good night, Chachi.
Now that you are back peddling...are there any other instances where it might be ok...?

 
Pennies - they're worthless and I hate them.  My goal is to die penniless.  Why do we even use them? Just round to the nearest nickel, like those smart folks in Canada.

And while I'm at it, why do we still use the $1 bill?  I know we've tried a dollar coin before and some idiots couldn't differentiate between it and a quarter. There's no 1 euro bill and they manage quite well. The only real downside to eliminating the dollar bill is how to tip in a "gentleman's" club, amirite?
I'm in favor of swiping my phone down a strippers crack.

Gotta be an app for that?

####pal?

Vagmo?

 
People without handicap use the handicap button all the time...if your hands are full....delivery guys, etc....why wouldn’t you....?....it doesn’t make you a bad person or lazy....you are just using available resources at your disposal to make things easier....at no cost or no harm to anybody on the planet....
As previously discussed too, the handicap assist feature on doors can make them very difficult to open manually.

 
Pennies - they're worthless and I hate them.  My goal is to die penniless.  Why do we even use them? Just round to the nearest nickel, like those smart folks in Canada.

And while I'm at it, why do we still use the $1 bill?  I know we've tried a dollar coin before and some idiots couldn't differentiate between it and a quarter. There's no 1 euro bill and they manage quite well. The only real downside to eliminating the dollar bill is how to tip in a "gentleman's" club, amirite?
Just got to make one of these that holds $1 & $2 coins and strap it to the dancer's hips.

https://www.jesrestaurantequipment.com/chamber-coin-changer-with-bumper-quarter-dime-nickel-penn-p-806225.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIlbjS0Peb2gIVyLrACh1VggZMEAQYASABEgJnNfD_BwE

 
Mercurial spouses.

Got the week off (schools closed for Spring recess). Was looking forward to vegging, Netflix, the 4th "Red Rising" book. 

Wife decided it would be the perfect time to repaint the family room. Spent a week staring at paint swatches, calls her girlfriend who is "really good at colors" over for consultation. Decides on 2 colors, same shade, one dark and one lighter.

Put primer up today (tinted to lighter color). Soon as I put it up I knew she wouldn't like it. Like a dark split pea soup. Oh weeellllllllll.

Gets home and starts talking about changing colors. Grrrrr. Not repainting and not eating the 100 bucks spent on paint.

spent the last hour singing the praises of how "rich" in color split pea soup is. 

 
Mercurial spouses.

Got the week off (schools closed for Spring recess). Was looking forward to vegging, Netflix, the 4th "Red Rising" book. 

Wife decided it would be the perfect time to repaint the family room. Spent a week staring at paint swatches, calls her girlfriend who is "really good at colors" over for consultation. Decides on 2 colors, same shade, one dark and one lighter.

Put primer up today (tinted to lighter color). Soon as I put it up I knew she wouldn't like it. Like a dark split pea soup. Oh weeellllllllll.

Gets home and starts talking about changing colors. Grrrrr. Not repainting and not eating the 100 bucks spent on paint.

spent the last hour singing the praises of how "rich" in color split pea soup is. 
“Really good at colors”? Wtf

 
Gets home and starts talking about changing colors.
I'd have handed her the brush on the spot and said "I only paint it once, this one's yours." I can't imagine being so neutered as to do it twice, and I'm pretty whipped.

 
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The "Way Too Early" top 25 polls, rankings, blah blah blah.

The season ended 3 minutes ago. Go hide for 6 months and give us a ranking next season. 

 
Not sure how to label this but.....

My son just bought a house - it needs some work but its not a "fixer upper" - a lot if cosmetic and cleaning etc

So we went over last weekend and started doing work.  My wife was there for 10 hours.

SHe says hey next weekend after the tournament you want to go to sons to help work on it some more. I was :mellow:

We have way more that needs to be done at our own house yet she is not motivated for that.  (basement area/old furniture/ sorting through junk etc).

 
Mercurial spouses.

Got the week off (schools closed for Spring recess). Was looking forward to vegging, Netflix, the 4th "Red Rising" book. 

Wife decided it would be the perfect time to repaint the family room. Spent a week staring at paint swatches, calls her girlfriend who is "really good at colors" over for consultation. Decides on 2 colors, same shade, one dark and one lighter.

Put primer up today (tinted to lighter color). Soon as I put it up I knew she wouldn't like it. Like a dark split pea soup. Oh weeellllllllll.

Gets home and starts talking about changing colors. Grrrrr. Not repainting and not eating the 100 bucks spent on paint.

spent the last hour singing the praises of how "rich" in color split pea soup is. 
How is this even possible? Pretty much every place sells samples now for like two bucks. 

 
How is this even possible? Pretty much every place sells samples now for like two bucks. 
Hmm I honestly had no idea places sold small actual paint samples. She just had a bunch of the paper color swatches and she was unsure how shades went together? And how dark it would make room look, etc. I dunno, I gave my 2 cents but she seems to put more weight on what friends, work friends, etc think.....about a whole bunch of things. Even though-I hate to say it-I'm usually on the right side of things. I guess matching colors is apparently some special skill that laymen like myself don't possess.

 

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