C'mon parents....stopped with the EFFed up names.. (2 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

nearly all of these effed up names are better than lame traditional names like Steven

Feel free to strap the bag of d icks right to your face.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I named my second son Fintan. That probably qualifies for this thread.

http://celerydoor.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/edward-norton-self-punch-reach-gif-in-fight-club.gif?w=640

 

[Riversco]

When I was in elementary school, there was a kid by the name of Nosmo King Smith. Nosmo King. No Smoking.

There was a bar in NYC a looong time ago with that name. first non-smoking bar in the city, IIRC.

Someone should open a bar called Game Errage.

 

[Spike]

I named my second son Fintan. That probably qualifies for this thread.

Why do you hate your son?

And you DO realize he's going to kill you someday, right? Justifiably?

 

[Spike]

I named my second son Fintan. That probably qualifies for this thread.

Why? I assume there's a story/history behind it?

Anagram of "infant". Also "ant fin" and "fat inn". Gotta be a meaning behind one of those.

Yes, there is. "ant fin" means "father is stupid"

 

[TwinTurbo]

I named my second son Fintan. That probably qualifies for this thread.

Why? I assume there's a story/history behind it?

Anagram of "infant".

I really hope this isn't it. But you have a point.

When he turns 3, following that logic, he should change his name to Terdlot.

Well when the sh@t hits the Fintan you do get Terdlot.

 

[shadyridr]

nearly all of these effed up names are better than lame traditional names like Steven, or Gary, or Maurile

your the guy who took his wife's last name right?

 

[the moops]

nearly all of these effed up names are better than lame traditional names like Steven, or Gary, or Maurile

your the guy who took his wife's last name right?

almost

 

[Zow]

Haven't contributed to this thread in a while. Here are the Kindergartners and 1st graders that stuck

out. (I didn't even go with "quirky" spellings of established names.)

Girls:

Jovie (yes from Elf)

Aurina

Keeley

Kinsley

Willow

Graciela

Averyona

Boys:

Sane

Lochlan

Rinks

Ave'ion

Olaff (poor *******, thanks a lot Frozen)

Did Frozen come out 5 or more years ago?

Nice job inspector clouseau.

What I was saying was, that thanks to Frozen this

kid will get teased for the rest of his elementary days.

Oh. I thought you meant Olaf by itself was a super weird name.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Brodarious Hamm probably owns the bank brohans

 

[El Floppo]

The 2016 Name of the Year bracket has been revealed.

Voting to start in a few days at nameoftheyear.com.

Lots of stellar entries this year. Burm Snart, Onno Hoes, Oozi Cats, Snookie Catholique, Atilla Freska, Muna Tuna, Sweet Orefice... it just goes on and on.

I think the toughest Round 1 matchup is Dicaprio Bootle vs. Cinderela Guevara. That's going to be a close one I think. Good chance the 14 upsets the 3 seed.

Furious Carney vs Sicnarf Loopstok in round 2 should be a doozey. but it's Sweet Orefice's to lose, IMO.

don't know why, but Tre McKitty

 

[fruity pebbles]

My wife is into these odd ball names for our son born in July, i just keep rejecting every single one of them. She was set on Arlo, then it was Ryker, latest one is Bentley. 

 

[Keerock]

My wife is into these odd ball names for our son born in July, i just keep rejecting every single one of them. She was set on Arlo, then it was Ryker, latest one is Bentley. 

Let her know Bentley is my dog's name.

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Dic# Tips has it in the bag.

 

[jdoggydogg]

I work with a Jessekah.

You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

 

[Zegras11]

Dic# Tips has it in the bag.

Sweet Orefice and Muna Tuna and Pope McCorkle III  

 

[El Floppo]

Pope McCorkle III  

missed that one

 

[SWC]

Brodarious Hamm probably owns the bank brohans

that name has crunch brohans take  that to the bank bromigos

 

[SWC]

back in the day we had a kid in my class named mcstinkpickle pretty sure he was foreign true story brohans take that to the half of the crap in this thread is total bs bank bromigos 

 

[Ilov80s]

I give you a name, you tell me if its a boy or girl:

Mysterie

Des'toney

Kobvette 

 

[Mister CIA]

I give you a name, you tell me if its a boy or girl:

Mysterie

Des'toney

Kobvette 

G

B

G

??

 

[Ilov80s]

G

B

G

??

I'll give others a chance to guess. 

 

[travdogg]

Wild guess, they are all boys.

 

[El Floppo]

all girls.

 

[El Floppo]

on the flip side, every kid is named Hudson or Hunter these days. I prefer something more Moopian than those.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I give you a name, you tell me if its a boy or girl:

Mysterie

Des'toney

Kobvette 

Stripper

Stripper

infected gay escort

 

[Ilov80s]

Answers:

Girl 

Boy 

Boy (pronounced like smashing together of Kobe and corvette)

 

[Ilov80s]

G

G

B

Nailed it 

 

[russinfortworth]

Waiting for the first parent to do something like this:

C@rol

Ro#ney

 

[Mr. Mojo]

Waiting for the first parent to do something like this:

C@rol

Ro#ney

Don't give the fools any ideas! 

 

[Scoresman]

Waiting for the first parent to do something like this:

C@rol

Ro#ney

Hi this is my son, HashtagBob.  

 

[The Man With No Name]

Arm and Hammer https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armand_Hammer

 

[James Bond]

So which is worse for a boy, Rifle or Baxter?

 

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So which is worse for a boy, Rifle or Baxter?

Everyone knows baxter is a dog's name. 

 

 

[TakiToki]

So which is worse for a boy, Rifle or Baxter?

Honestly, I think Rifle sounds like an awesome name.

 

[James Bond]

Everyone knows baxter is a dog's name. 

 

That's what I told the dad.  But at least it was better than the original choices of Baylyn, DaMarri, and Sparrow.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

That's what I told the dad.  But at least it was better than the original choices of Baylyn, DaMarri, and Sparrow.

Is he naming a kid or writing homoerotic Hunger Games fan fiction?

 

[mr. furley]

have i mentioned that i volunteer to read with 1st graders once a month and one of the kids, a girl, is named Pantera?

maybe elsewhere

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

have i mentioned that i volunteer to read with 1st graders once a month and one of the kids, a girl, is named Pantera?

maybe elsewhere

  

 

[[icon]]

That's what I told the dad.  But at least it was better than the original choices of Baylyn, DaMarri, and Sparrow.

These kids would be better off as wards of the state, IMO. 

 

[sbonomo]

These kids would be better off as wards of the state, IMO. 

 

[Homer J Simpson]

That's what I told the dad.  But at least it was better than the original choices of Baylyn, DaMarri, and Sparrow.

F### it, I'm joining ISIS. 

 

[shadyridr]

F### it, I'm joining ISIS. 

Hey that's my daughter's name!

 

[DallasDMac]

F### it, I'm joining ISIS. 

Don't you mean Eye-Psys?

 

[James Bond]

Is he naming a kid or writing homoerotic Hunger Games fan fiction?

Actually the dad is my brother.  He's trying to rope in my SIL who is coming up with these names.  She is a big time Game of Thrones fan.  Her choice name for a girl is Khaleesi.  Apparently those boy names are from the books too. 

 

[mr. furley]

  

weird kid. not a great reader. my guess is she lives with her mom's ex-boyfriend while mom is in jail drying out.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Hilarius https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilarius_Moa_Nurak

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

I want to name a kid Bobby Tables

 

[DallasDMac]

Late to the party with "KVIIIlyn" 

How the eff is that supposed to be pronounced? Given the capitalization, I am guessing K-V-Lynn?

 

[sho nuff]

How the eff is that supposed to be pronounced? Given the capitalization, I am guessing K-V-Lynn?

The VII - 8 

Its K "eight" lyn