Conundrums, Puzzles, Logic Problems (3 Viewers)

[Nigel Tufnel]

Hm.

 

[awesomeness]

Quite.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Is he Jesus?

 

[Genedoc]

Is he Jesus?

Nope.

 

[CBusAlex]

Well, gotta start somewhere...

Did he commit suicide because he felt guilty for something?

Did he commit suicide because he thought he was going to get caught doing something?

Did he commit suicide because he thought someone else was dead?

Did he commit suicide because he thought he was going to die anyway?

 

[Genedoc]

Well, gotta start somewhere...Did he commit suicide because he felt guilty for something?Did he commit suicide because he thought he was going to get caught doing something?Did he commit suicide because he thought someone else was dead?Did he commit suicide because he thought he was going to die anyway?

No. No. No. No.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Is he a termite?

 

[biggamer3]

was he outdoors?

 

[Hoart Petterson]

Is he blind?

 

[Genedoc]

Is he a termite?

No

 

[Genedoc]

was he outdoors?

No

 

[Genedoc]

Is he blind?

No.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Is he termite Jesus?

 

[Genedoc]

Is he termite Jesus?

No

 

[Chunky Soup]

These things get so effing ridiculous. I bet it's some ridiculous story where there is some midget who was the shortest man in the world, in the habit of checking this status by measuring himself with a wooden stick of the same length as his height. His rival, likely the second shortest, probably engineered a heart attack by shortening the stick, thus leading the him to believe that he had grown, and that his livelihood was in jeopardy.

 

[Wu-banger]

These things get so effing ridiculous. I bet it's some ridiculous story where there is some midget who was the shortest man in the world, in the habit of checking this status by measuring himself with a wooden stick of the same length as his height. His rival, likely the second shortest, probably engineered a heart attack by shortening the stick, thus leading the him to believe that he had grown, and that his livelihood was in jeopardy.

I dont give a F what the real answer is ...I like this story..!!!

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Is it a man that commits suicide?

 

[awesomeness]

Does he work at a sawmill?

 

[biggamer3]

Attic solve this damn one already and put out another one

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

Was he a midget with an umbrella?

 

[Genedoc]

These things get so effing ridiculous. I bet it's some ridiculous story where there is some midget who was the shortest man in the world, in the habit of checking this status by measuring himself with a wooden stick of the same length as his height. His rival, likely the second shortest, probably engineered a heart attack by shortening the stick, thus leading the him to believe that he had grown, and that his livelihood was in jeopardy.

So at the point where you had to choose between being a d-bag and simply not replying because you already knew the answer, what pushed you over the edge to d-bag?

 

[Urlacher54]

Is the sawdust from one of his possessions?

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

These things get so effing ridiculous. I bet it's some ridiculous story where there is some midget who was the shortest man in the world, in the habit of checking this status by measuring himself with a wooden stick of the same length as his height. His rival, likely the second shortest, probably engineered a heart attack by shortening the stick, thus leading the him to believe that he had grown, and that his livelihood was in jeopardy.

So at the point where you had to choose between being a d-bag and simply not replying because you already knew the answer, what pushed you over the edge to d-bag?

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Termite Jesus>Monster Panties

 

[AAABatteries]

You may have already done some of these, so tell me if you have. Let's start with...."If he had seen the sawdust, he wouldn't have committed suicide"

This is a good one and quite difficult or was for those of us the first time I heard this one.

 

[Genedoc]

You may have already done some of these, so tell me if you have. Let's start with...."If he had seen the sawdust, he wouldn't have committed suicide"

This is a good one and quite difficult or was for those of us the first time I heard this one.

I liked it, too. Apparently others disagreed.

 

[Chunky Soup]

These things get so effing ridiculous. I bet it's some ridiculous story where there is some midget who was the shortest man in the world, in the habit of checking this status by measuring himself with a wooden stick of the same length as his height. His rival, likely the second shortest, probably engineered a heart attack by shortening the stick, thus leading the him to believe that he had grown, and that his livelihood was in jeopardy.

So at the point where you had to choose between being a d-bag and simply not replying because you already knew the answer, what pushed you over the edge to d-bag?

Zero chance someone solves the problem this decade without looking it up. I felt like I needed to get things moving. I mean, look at the answer. Come on.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

A'ight. Gene, give us another one if you've got it.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

These things get so effing ridiculous. I bet it's some ridiculous story where there is some midget who was the shortest man in the world, in the habit of checking this status by measuring himself with a wooden stick of the same length as his height. His rival, likely the second shortest, probably engineered a heart attack by shortening the stick, thus leading the him to believe that he had grown, and that his livelihood was in jeopardy.

So at the point where you had to choose between being a d-bag and simply not replying because you already knew the answer, what pushed you over the edge to d-bag?

Zero chance someone solves the problem this decade without looking it up. I felt like I needed to get things moving. I mean, look at the answer. Come on.

Wow you suck.

 

[AAABatteries]

These things get so effing ridiculous. I bet it's some ridiculous story where there is some midget who was the shortest man in the world, in the habit of checking this status by measuring himself with a wooden stick of the same length as his height. His rival, likely the second shortest, probably engineered a heart attack by shortening the stick, thus leading the him to believe that he had grown, and that his livelihood was in jeopardy.

Wow - do you go around telling little kids there is no Santa?

 

[Worm]

These things get so effing ridiculous. I bet it's some ridiculous story where there is some midget who was the shortest man in the world, in the habit of checking this status by measuring himself with a wooden stick of the same length as his height. His rival, likely the second shortest, probably engineered a heart attack by shortening the stick, thus leading the him to believe that he had grown, and that his livelihood was in jeopardy.

So at the point where you had to choose between being a d-bag and simply not replying because you already knew the answer, what pushed you over the edge to d-bag?

Zero chance someone solves the problem this decade without looking it up. I felt like I needed to get things moving. I mean, look at the answer. Come on.

GTFO

 

[McJose]

These things get so effing ridiculous. I bet it's some ridiculous story where there is some midget who was the shortest man in the world, in the habit of checking this status by measuring himself with a wooden stick of the same length as his height. His rival, likely the second shortest, probably engineered a heart attack by shortening the stick, thus leading the him to believe that he had grown, and that his livelihood was in jeopardy.

So at the point where you had to choose between being a d-bag and simply not replying because you already knew the answer, what pushed you over the edge to d-bag?

Zero chance someone solves the problem this decade without looking it up. I felt like I needed to get things moving. I mean, look at the answer. Come on.

 

[AAABatteries]

These things get so effing ridiculous. I bet it's some ridiculous story where there is some midget who was the shortest man in the world, in the habit of checking this status by measuring himself with a wooden stick of the same length as his height. His rival, likely the second shortest, probably engineered a heart attack by shortening the stick, thus leading the him to believe that he had grown, and that his livelihood was in jeopardy.

So at the point where you had to choose between being a d-bag and simply not replying because you already knew the answer, what pushed you over the edge to d-bag?

Zero chance someone solves the problem this decade without looking it up. I felt like I needed to get things moving. I mean, look at the answer. Come on.

Not true - I've done this with a group and I'm sure it was much smaller than the group here. We got it. Hell, I've even heard this one and was anxious to see the questions asked.

 

[Genedoc]

These things get so effing ridiculous. I bet it's some ridiculous story where there is some midget who was the shortest man in the world, in the habit of checking this status by measuring himself with a wooden stick of the same length as his height. His rival, likely the second shortest, probably engineered a heart attack by shortening the stick, thus leading the him to believe that he had grown, and that his livelihood was in jeopardy.

So at the point where you had to choose between being a d-bag and simply not replying because you already knew the answer, what pushed you over the edge to d-bag?

Zero chance someone solves the problem this decade without looking it up. I felt like I needed to get things moving. I mean, look at the answer. Come on.

Yes, you're correct. Zero chance of it every being solved. If only you could ask questions and get more information to make it more solvable...oh, wait. That's what we were doing before you crapped on it. Whomever runs the next conundrum, please run it by the boss first.

 

[biggamer3]

so start answering some of our questions so we can get it

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

These things get so effing ridiculous. I bet it's some ridiculous story where there is some midget who was the shortest man in the world, in the habit of checking this status by measuring himself with a wooden stick of the same length as his height. His rival, likely the second shortest, probably engineered a heart attack by shortening the stick, thus leading the him to believe that he had grown, and that his livelihood was in jeopardy.

So at the point where you had to choose between being a d-bag and simply not replying because you already knew the answer, what pushed you over the edge to d-bag?

Zero chance someone solves the problem this decade without looking it up. I felt like I needed to get things moving. I mean, look at the answer. Come on.

GTFO

Started a new thread in the News section for you.

 

[biggamer3]

was he outdoors?

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

so start answering some of our questions so we can get it

The answer is "Freefallin'"Next conundrum please.

 

[AAABatteries]

was he outdoors?

It's over guy.

 

[biggamer3]

so start answering some of our questions so we can get it

The answer is "Freefallin'"Next conundrum please.

kGuy flushes toilet, doesnt like what he sees and decides to kill his Neighbor named Harry.

 

[Chunky Soup]

Was he the shortest man in the world?

 

[biggamer3]

was he outdoors?

It's over guy.

i missed it, what was the answer? the midget ruler thing?

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

Did we start a new one or is biggamer on sat delay?

 

[AAABatteries]

was he outdoors?

It's over guy.

i missed it, what was the answer? the midget ruler thing?

Yes.

 

[AAABatteries]

so start answering some of our questions so we can get it

The answer is "Freefallin'"Next conundrum please.

kGuy flushes toilet, doesnt like what he sees and decides to kill his Neighbor named Harry.

Does the guy's name have anything to do with why he killed him?

 

[biggamer3]

was he outdoors?

It's over guy.

i missed it, what was the answer? the midget ruler thing?

Yes.

damn thought he was goofing, that is low of Chunky to do thatOk we had enough midget ones for this week, lets get some more Wimmin ones

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

Tree falls, over the Palisades Parkway. How many men are dispatched to clean up the mess?

 

[biggamer3]

so start answering some of our questions so we can get it

The answer is "Freefallin'"Next conundrum please.

kGuy flushes toilet, doesnt like what he sees and decides to kill his Neighbor named Harry.

Does the guy's name have anything to do with why he killed him?

no

 

[biggamer3]

so start answering some of our questions so we can get it

The answer is "Freefallin'"Next conundrum please.

kGuy flushes toilet, doesnt like what he sees and decides to kill his Neighbor named Harry.

Was his neighbor a person?

yes

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

This toilet flushing one is a real one? I thought it was more shtick.