Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Hm.
Nope.Is he Jesus?
No. No. No. No.Well, gotta start somewhere...Did he commit suicide because he felt guilty for something?Did he commit suicide because he thought he was going to get caught doing something?Did he commit suicide because he thought someone else was dead?Did he commit suicide because he thought he was going to die anyway?
NoIs he a termite?
Nowas he outdoors?
No.Is he blind?
NoIs he termite Jesus?
I dont give a F what the real answer is ...I like this story..!!!These things get so effing ridiculous. I bet it's some ridiculous story where there is some midget who was the shortest man in the world, in the habit of checking this status by measuring himself with a wooden stick of the same length as his height. His rival, likely the second shortest, probably engineered a heart attack by shortening the stick, thus leading the him to believe that he had grown, and that his livelihood was in jeopardy.
So at the point where you had to choose between being a d-bag and simply not replying because you already knew the answer, what pushed you over the edge to d-bag?These things get so effing ridiculous. I bet it's some ridiculous story where there is some midget who was the shortest man in the world, in the habit of checking this status by measuring himself with a wooden stick of the same length as his height. His rival, likely the second shortest, probably engineered a heart attack by shortening the stick, thus leading the him to believe that he had grown, and that his livelihood was in jeopardy.
So at the point where you had to choose between being a d-bag and simply not replying because you already knew the answer, what pushed you over the edge to d-bag?These things get so effing ridiculous. I bet it's some ridiculous story where there is some midget who was the shortest man in the world, in the habit of checking this status by measuring himself with a wooden stick of the same length as his height. His rival, likely the second shortest, probably engineered a heart attack by shortening the stick, thus leading the him to believe that he had grown, and that his livelihood was in jeopardy.

This is a good one and quite difficult or was for those of us the first time I heard this one.You may have already done some of these, so tell me if you have. Let's start with...."If he had seen the sawdust, he wouldn't have committed suicide"
I liked it, too. Apparently others disagreed.This is a good one and quite difficult or was for those of us the first time I heard this one.You may have already done some of these, so tell me if you have. Let's start with...."If he had seen the sawdust, he wouldn't have committed suicide"
Zero chance someone solves the problem this decade without looking it up. I felt like I needed to get things moving. I mean, look at the answer. Come on.So at the point where you had to choose between being a d-bag and simply not replying because you already knew the answer, what pushed you over the edge to d-bag?These things get so effing ridiculous. I bet it's some ridiculous story where there is some midget who was the shortest man in the world, in the habit of checking this status by measuring himself with a wooden stick of the same length as his height. His rival, likely the second shortest, probably engineered a heart attack by shortening the stick, thus leading the him to believe that he had grown, and that his livelihood was in jeopardy.
Wow you suck.Zero chance someone solves the problem this decade without looking it up. I felt like I needed to get things moving. I mean, look at the answer. Come on.So at the point where you had to choose between being a d-bag and simply not replying because you already knew the answer, what pushed you over the edge to d-bag?These things get so effing ridiculous. I bet it's some ridiculous story where there is some midget who was the shortest man in the world, in the habit of checking this status by measuring himself with a wooden stick of the same length as his height. His rival, likely the second shortest, probably engineered a heart attack by shortening the stick, thus leading the him to believe that he had grown, and that his livelihood was in jeopardy.
Wow - do you go around telling little kids there is no Santa?These things get so effing ridiculous. I bet it's some ridiculous story where there is some midget who was the shortest man in the world, in the habit of checking this status by measuring himself with a wooden stick of the same length as his height. His rival, likely the second shortest, probably engineered a heart attack by shortening the stick, thus leading the him to believe that he had grown, and that his livelihood was in jeopardy.
GTFOZero chance someone solves the problem this decade without looking it up. I felt like I needed to get things moving. I mean, look at the answer. Come on.So at the point where you had to choose between being a d-bag and simply not replying because you already knew the answer, what pushed you over the edge to d-bag?These things get so effing ridiculous. I bet it's some ridiculous story where there is some midget who was the shortest man in the world, in the habit of checking this status by measuring himself with a wooden stick of the same length as his height. His rival, likely the second shortest, probably engineered a heart attack by shortening the stick, thus leading the him to believe that he had grown, and that his livelihood was in jeopardy.
Zero chance someone solves the problem this decade without looking it up. I felt like I needed to get things moving. I mean, look at the answer. Come on.So at the point where you had to choose between being a d-bag and simply not replying because you already knew the answer, what pushed you over the edge to d-bag?These things get so effing ridiculous. I bet it's some ridiculous story where there is some midget who was the shortest man in the world, in the habit of checking this status by measuring himself with a wooden stick of the same length as his height. His rival, likely the second shortest, probably engineered a heart attack by shortening the stick, thus leading the him to believe that he had grown, and that his livelihood was in jeopardy.
Not true - I've done this with a group and I'm sure it was much smaller than the group here. We got it. Hell, I've even heard this one and was anxious to see the questions asked.Zero chance someone solves the problem this decade without looking it up. I felt like I needed to get things moving. I mean, look at the answer. Come on.So at the point where you had to choose between being a d-bag and simply not replying because you already knew the answer, what pushed you over the edge to d-bag?These things get so effing ridiculous. I bet it's some ridiculous story where there is some midget who was the shortest man in the world, in the habit of checking this status by measuring himself with a wooden stick of the same length as his height. His rival, likely the second shortest, probably engineered a heart attack by shortening the stick, thus leading the him to believe that he had grown, and that his livelihood was in jeopardy.
Yes, you're correct. Zero chance of it every being solved. If only you could ask questions and get more information to make it more solvable...oh, wait. That's what we were doing before you crapped on it. Whomever runs the next conundrum, please run it by the boss first.Zero chance someone solves the problem this decade without looking it up. I felt like I needed to get things moving. I mean, look at the answer. Come on.So at the point where you had to choose between being a d-bag and simply not replying because you already knew the answer, what pushed you over the edge to d-bag?These things get so effing ridiculous. I bet it's some ridiculous story where there is some midget who was the shortest man in the world, in the habit of checking this status by measuring himself with a wooden stick of the same length as his height. His rival, likely the second shortest, probably engineered a heart attack by shortening the stick, thus leading the him to believe that he had grown, and that his livelihood was in jeopardy.
Started a new thread in the News section for you.GTFOZero chance someone solves the problem this decade without looking it up. I felt like I needed to get things moving. I mean, look at the answer. Come on.So at the point where you had to choose between being a d-bag and simply not replying because you already knew the answer, what pushed you over the edge to d-bag?These things get so effing ridiculous. I bet it's some ridiculous story where there is some midget who was the shortest man in the world, in the habit of checking this status by measuring himself with a wooden stick of the same length as his height. His rival, likely the second shortest, probably engineered a heart attack by shortening the stick, thus leading the him to believe that he had grown, and that his livelihood was in jeopardy.
The answer is "Freefallin'"Next conundrum please.so start answering some of our questions so we can get it
It's over guy.was he outdoors?
kGuy flushes toilet, doesnt like what he sees and decides to kill his Neighbor named Harry.The answer is "Freefallin'"Next conundrum please.so start answering some of our questions so we can get it
i missed it, what was the answer? the midget ruler thing?It's over guy.was he outdoors?
Yes.i missed it, what was the answer? the midget ruler thing?It's over guy.was he outdoors?
Does the guy's name have anything to do with why he killed him?kGuy flushes toilet, doesnt like what he sees and decides to kill his Neighbor named Harry.The answer is "Freefallin'"Next conundrum please.so start answering some of our questions so we can get it
Yes.i missed it, what was the answer? the midget ruler thing?It's over guy.was he outdoors?
damn thought he was goofing, that is low of Chunky to do thatOk we had enough midget ones for this week, lets get some more Wimmin onesnoDoes the guy's name have anything to do with why he killed him?kGuy flushes toilet, doesnt like what he sees and decides to kill his Neighbor named Harry.The answer is "Freefallin'"Next conundrum please.so start answering some of our questions so we can get it
yesMatthias said:Was his neighbor a person?kGuy flushes toilet, doesnt like what he sees and decides to kill his Neighbor named Harry.The answer is "Freefallin'"Next conundrum please.so start answering some of our questions so we can get it