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I don't think that I've had so much cognitive dissonance seeing the lead singer of a band since I found out the lead singer for Silversun Pickups was a beardy dude... I give you the

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Three dogs, a Doberman, a Boxer, and a Labrador were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation.

The Doberman turns to the Boxer and said, "So why are you here?" The Boxer replied, "I'm a urinator. I urinate on everything - the sofa, the cat, the kid, but the final straw was last night, when I urinated in the middle of my owner's bed." The Doberman asked, "So what is the vet going to do?" "Lethal injection," came the reply from the sad Boxer.

The Doberman then turned to the Labrador and asks, "Why are you here?" The Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees. I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch." "So what are they going to do to you?" the Doberman inquired. "Lethal injection," the dejected Labrador said.

The Labrador then turned to the Doberman and asked what he's at the vet's office for. "I'm a humper," the Doberman says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just gotten out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started humping away."

The Boxer and Labrador exchange a sad glance and said, "So, lethal injection for you too, huh?"

"No, no," the Doberman says, "I'm here to get my nails clipped."

 
I leave tomorrow for 18 days in South Africa (via Amsterdam), Zambia, and Zimbabwe. At what point should I start packing? :excited:

 
I leave tomorrow for 18 days in South Africa (via Amsterdam), Zambia, and Zimbabwe. At what point should I start packing? :lmao:
17 days, 22 hrs, and 30 minutes.
Hey, how did your Southeast Asia trip go? Or am I mixing you up with someone else?Also, if I have this right, you're saying I should pack for my trip shortly before I get back from my trip? :coffee:
You get your shots yet?
:confused:I spent 10 days in Kenya and got lots of shots before I went. Basically, Hepatitis A-M and a handful of others.
 
I leave tomorrow for 18 days in South Africa (via Amsterdam), Zambia, and Zimbabwe. At what point should I start packing? :coffee:
17 days, 22 hrs, and 30 minutes.
Hey, how did your Southeast Asia trip go? Or am I mixing you up with someone else?Also, if I have this right, you're saying I should pack for my trip shortly before I get back from my trip? :confused:
Wow, I have absolutely no reading comprehension....I thought you said you leave in 18 days.if you leave tomorrow, what time? more than 90 minutes to pack is a waste of time!SE Asia was awesome! Loved Thailand and Laos so much, but felt like a walking dollar sign in Cambodia. The trip was 18 months ago, and ended up having some life changing events. Met a fellow traveler (Who lived in Victoria...At the time I lived in Calgary) in Sapa, Vietnam...Ended up dating her a few months later, and have just recently sold my house, quit my job and moved out west to be with her. Call me crazy, but its a pretty awesome story to us.
 
I leave tomorrow for 18 days in South Africa (via Amsterdam), Zambia, and Zimbabwe. At what point should I start packing? :coffee:
17 days, 22 hrs, and 30 minutes.
Hey, how did your Southeast Asia trip go? Or am I mixing you up with someone else?Also, if I have this right, you're saying I should pack for my trip shortly before I get back from my trip? :confused:
Wow, I have absolutely no reading comprehension....I thought you said you leave in 18 days.
:lmao: I was going to suggest, "When you land in Amsterdam" until I read yours. It worked.
 
Note to self: Get a Hepatitis that's WAY down the alphabet.
My wife has Hepatitis X. She can see through walls.
Can I get a vial of her blood? Or her phone number? You know, whichever you're more comfortable with.
Sure. She's been asking for your phone number for months and if she can send you a vial of blood for longer than that.
I KNEW IT!!!!:doh:Today, this envelope: :bs: Tomorrow, the men's shower at the YMCA.
 
I leave tomorrow for 18 days in South Africa (via Amsterdam), Zambia, and Zimbabwe. At what point should I start packing? :rant:
17 days, 22 hrs, and 30 minutes.
Hey, how did your Southeast Asia trip go? Or am I mixing you up with someone else?Also, if I have this right, you're saying I should pack for my trip shortly before I get back from my trip? :popcorn:
You get your shots yet?
:lmao:I spent 10 days in Kenya and got lots of shots before I went. Basically, Hepatitis A-M and a handful of others.
:D No shots.
 
I leave tomorrow for 18 days in South Africa (via Amsterdam), Zambia, and Zimbabwe. At what point should I start packing? :rant:
17 days, 22 hrs, and 30 minutes.
Hey, how did your Southeast Asia trip go? Or am I mixing you up with someone else?Also, if I have this right, you're saying I should pack for my trip shortly before I get back from my trip? :lmao:
Wow, I have absolutely no reading comprehension....I thought you said you leave in 18 days.if you leave tomorrow, what time? more than 90 minutes to pack is a waste of time!SE Asia was awesome! Loved Thailand and Laos so much, but felt like a walking dollar sign in Cambodia. The trip was 18 months ago, and ended up having some life changing events. Met a fellow traveler (Who lived in Victoria...At the time I lived in Calgary) in Sapa, Vietnam...Ended up dating her a few months later, and have just recently sold my house, quit my job and moved out west to be with her. Call me crazy, but its a pretty awesome story to us.
Wow, that is a fantastic story! :popcorn:We leave tomorrow evening, but I'm going straight from work, so I'll need to pack sometime tonight...or maybe tomorrow morning.
 
I leave tomorrow for 18 days in South Africa (via Amsterdam), Zambia, and Zimbabwe. At what point should I start packing? :rant:
17 days, 22 hrs, and 30 minutes.
Hey, how did your Southeast Asia trip go? Or am I mixing you up with someone else?Also, if I have this right, you're saying I should pack for my trip shortly before I get back from my trip? :lmao:
Wow, I have absolutely no reading comprehension....I thought you said you leave in 18 days.if you leave tomorrow, what time? more than 90 minutes to pack is a waste of time!SE Asia was awesome! Loved Thailand and Laos so much, but felt like a walking dollar sign in Cambodia. The trip was 18 months ago, and ended up having some life changing events. Met a fellow traveler (Who lived in Victoria...At the time I lived in Calgary) in Sapa, Vietnam...Ended up dating her a few months later, and have just recently sold my house, quit my job and moved out west to be with her. Call me crazy, but its a pretty awesome story to us.
Wow, that is a fantastic story! :popcorn:We leave tomorrow evening, but I'm going straight from work, so I'll need to pack sometime tonight...or maybe tomorrow morning.
Beers and packing is a standard pre-trip tradition. Get on it!At least the beers part, anyway.
 
17 days, 22 hrs, and 30 minutes.
Hey, how did your Southeast Asia trip go? Or am I mixing you up with someone else?Also, if I have this right, you're saying I should pack for my trip shortly before I get back from my trip? :lmao:
Wow, I have absolutely no reading comprehension....I thought you said you leave in 18 days.if you leave tomorrow, what time? more than 90 minutes to pack is a waste of time!SE Asia was awesome! Loved Thailand and Laos so much, but felt like a walking dollar sign in Cambodia. The trip was 18 months ago, and ended up having some life changing events. Met a fellow traveler (Who lived in Victoria...At the time I lived in Calgary) in Sapa, Vietnam...Ended up dating her a few months later, and have just recently sold my house, quit my job and moved out west to be with her. Call me crazy, but its a pretty awesome story to us.
Wow, that is a fantastic story! :lmao:We leave tomorrow evening, but I'm going straight from work, so I'll need to pack sometime tonight...or maybe tomorrow morning.
Beers and packing is a standard pre-trip tradition. Get on it!At least the beers part, anyway.
I'm drinking wine and watching Big Brother. Close enough?
 
I leave tomorrow for 18 days in South Africa (via Amsterdam), Zambia, and Zimbabwe. At what point should I start packing? :bs:
17 days, 22 hrs, and 30 minutes.
Hey, how did your Southeast Asia trip go? Or am I mixing you up with someone else?Also, if I have this right, you're saying I should pack for my trip shortly before I get back from my trip? :lmao:
Wow, I have absolutely no reading comprehension....I thought you said you leave in 18 days.if you leave tomorrow, what time? more than 90 minutes to pack is a waste of time!

SE Asia was awesome! Loved Thailand and Laos so much, but felt like a walking dollar sign in Cambodia. The trip was 18 months ago, and ended up having some life changing events. Met a fellow traveler (Who lived in Victoria...At the time I lived in Calgary) in Sapa, Vietnam...Ended up dating her a few months later, and have just recently sold my house, quit my job and moved out west to be with her. Call me crazy, but its a pretty awesome story to us.
Wow, that is a fantastic story! :lmao:

We leave tomorrow evening, but I'm going straight from work, so I'll need to pack sometime tonight...or maybe tomorrow morning.
Thanks! Spent the better part of 2 years travelling around the world....ended up in Victoria!You gotta let me know how South Africa is. It's High on my list of places I want to go.

 

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