General Malaise
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Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Leaning towards "Whatchoo talkin about, Ladder?"
krista4
Footballguy
Running with scissors
Stark Raving Sane
I don't think that I've had so much cognitive dissonance seeing the lead singer of a band since I found out the lead singer for Silversun Pickups was a beardy dude... I give you the
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shut it down
Footballguy
I have the sixth pick in a ten team PPR league. Who do I take?
Bonus question: Who do I take in the 2nd round?
Bonus question: Who do I take in the 2nd round?
Incogneto
Footballguy
Looking at updating the T-Shirt collection....need some help with some picks.
Here are some sites to choose shirts from:
http://www.glennz.com/
http://www.threadless.com/
http://www.bustedtees.com/
Here are some sites to choose shirts from:
http://www.glennz.com/
http://www.threadless.com/
http://www.bustedtees.com/
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Clifton
Footballguy
Old Elephant 6 band.
Running with scissors
Stark Raving Sane
Eddie George; RB Dallas Cowboys
Clifton
Footballguy
Frank GoreBA WR
Incogneto
Footballguy
shut it down
Footballguy
I would like to know that girl in a Biblical way.
Incogneto
Footballguy
I know the joke is about 3 years old, but this still makes me laugh:
http://www.bustedtees.com/suitssuck
http://www.bustedtees.com/suitssuck
Gopher State
Footballguy
Three dogs, a Doberman, a Boxer, and a Labrador were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation.
The Doberman turns to the Boxer and said, "So why are you here?" The Boxer replied, "I'm a urinator. I urinate on everything - the sofa, the cat, the kid, but the final straw was last night, when I urinated in the middle of my owner's bed." The Doberman asked, "So what is the vet going to do?" "Lethal injection," came the reply from the sad Boxer.
The Doberman then turned to the Labrador and asks, "Why are you here?" The Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees. I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch." "So what are they going to do to you?" the Doberman inquired. "Lethal injection," the dejected Labrador said.
The Labrador then turned to the Doberman and asked what he's at the vet's office for. "I'm a humper," the Doberman says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just gotten out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started humping away."
The Boxer and Labrador exchange a sad glance and said, "So, lethal injection for you too, huh?"
"No, no," the Doberman says, "I'm here to get my nails clipped."
The Doberman turns to the Boxer and said, "So why are you here?" The Boxer replied, "I'm a urinator. I urinate on everything - the sofa, the cat, the kid, but the final straw was last night, when I urinated in the middle of my owner's bed." The Doberman asked, "So what is the vet going to do?" "Lethal injection," came the reply from the sad Boxer.
The Doberman then turned to the Labrador and asks, "Why are you here?" The Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees. I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch." "So what are they going to do to you?" the Doberman inquired. "Lethal injection," the dejected Labrador said.
The Labrador then turned to the Doberman and asked what he's at the vet's office for. "I'm a humper," the Doberman says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just gotten out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started humping away."
The Boxer and Labrador exchange a sad glance and said, "So, lethal injection for you too, huh?"
"No, no," the Doberman says, "I'm here to get my nails clipped."
Incogneto
Footballguy
17 days, 22 hrs, and 30 minutes.I leave tomorrow for 18 days in South Africa (via Amsterdam), Zambia, and Zimbabwe. At what point should I start packing?
Harry Manback
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
Hey, how did your Southeast Asia trip go? Or am I mixing you up with someone else?Also, if I have this right, you're saying I should pack for my trip shortly before I get back from my trip?17 days, 22 hrs, and 30 minutes.I leave tomorrow for 18 days in South Africa (via Amsterdam), Zambia, and Zimbabwe. At what point should I start packing?
Harry Manback
Footballguy
YSR
Footballguy
EYLive
Footballguy
LOOK AT YOU! You're gonna get high... wif indigenous black people.I leave tomorrow for 18 days in South Africa (via Amsterdam), Zambia, and Zimbabwe. At what point should I start packing?
shut it down
Footballguy
You get your shots yet?Hey, how did your Southeast Asia trip go? Or am I mixing you up with someone else?Also, if I have this right, you're saying I should pack for my trip shortly before I get back from my trip?17 days, 22 hrs, and 30 minutes.I leave tomorrow for 18 days in South Africa (via Amsterdam), Zambia, and Zimbabwe. At what point should I start packing?
YSR
Footballguy
You get your shots yet?Hey, how did your Southeast Asia trip go? Or am I mixing you up with someone else?Also, if I have this right, you're saying I should pack for my trip shortly before I get back from my trip?17 days, 22 hrs, and 30 minutes.I leave tomorrow for 18 days in South Africa (via Amsterdam), Zambia, and Zimbabwe. At what point should I start packing?
I spent 10 days in Kenya and got lots of shots before I went. Basically, Hepatitis A-M and a handful of others.
Incogneto
Footballguy
Wow, I have absolutely no reading comprehension....I thought you said you leave in 18 days.if you leave tomorrow, what time? more than 90 minutes to pack is a waste of time!SE Asia was awesome! Loved Thailand and Laos so much, but felt like a walking dollar sign in Cambodia. The trip was 18 months ago, and ended up having some life changing events. Met a fellow traveler (Who lived in Victoria...At the time I lived in Calgary) in Sapa, Vietnam...Ended up dating her a few months later, and have just recently sold my house, quit my job and moved out west to be with her. Call me crazy, but its a pretty awesome story to us.Hey, how did your Southeast Asia trip go? Or am I mixing you up with someone else?Also, if I have this right, you're saying I should pack for my trip shortly before I get back from my trip?17 days, 22 hrs, and 30 minutes.I leave tomorrow for 18 days in South Africa (via Amsterdam), Zambia, and Zimbabwe. At what point should I start packing?
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Note to self: Get a Hepatitis that's WAY down the alphabet.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Wow, I have absolutely no reading comprehension....I thought you said you leave in 18 days.Hey, how did your Southeast Asia trip go? Or am I mixing you up with someone else?Also, if I have this right, you're saying I should pack for my trip shortly before I get back from my trip?17 days, 22 hrs, and 30 minutes.I leave tomorrow for 18 days in South Africa (via Amsterdam), Zambia, and Zimbabwe. At what point should I start packing?
I was going to suggest, "When you land in Amsterdam" until I read yours. It worked.
Aunt Beru
Footballguy
My wife has Hepatitis X. She can see through walls.
YSR
Footballguy
Together, she and Radical Larry would be unstoppable.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Can I get a vial of her blood? Or her phone number? You know, whichever you're more comfortable with.
Aunt Beru
Footballguy
Sure. She's been asking for your phone number for months and if she can send you a vial of blood for longer than that.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Today, this envelope:
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
oh, hey
Incogneto
Footballguy
oooooh....liking this....
Incogneto
Footballguy
....This had moved into the top 5, as well.
http://6dollarshirts.com/t-shirts/I-Want-t...ld-p-11235.html
Where can you get a shirt with the saddled cat?
http://6dollarshirts.com/t-shirts/I-Want-t...ld-p-11235.html
Where can you get a shirt with the saddled cat?
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Who in the hell is Winky?
Hoart Petterson
Footballguy
Raise the buy-in to four figures. No more boredom.charvik said:
krista4
Footballguy
You get your shots yet?Hey, how did your Southeast Asia trip go? Or am I mixing you up with someone else?Also, if I have this right, you're saying I should pack for my trip shortly before I get back from my trip?17 days, 22 hrs, and 30 minutes.I leave tomorrow for 18 days in South Africa (via Amsterdam), Zambia, and Zimbabwe. At what point should I start packing?
No shots.
krista4
Footballguy
Wow, that is a fantastic story!Wow, I have absolutely no reading comprehension....I thought you said you leave in 18 days.if you leave tomorrow, what time? more than 90 minutes to pack is a waste of time!SE Asia was awesome! Loved Thailand and Laos so much, but felt like a walking dollar sign in Cambodia. The trip was 18 months ago, and ended up having some life changing events. Met a fellow traveler (Who lived in Victoria...At the time I lived in Calgary) in Sapa, Vietnam...Ended up dating her a few months later, and have just recently sold my house, quit my job and moved out west to be with her. Call me crazy, but its a pretty awesome story to us.Hey, how did your Southeast Asia trip go? Or am I mixing you up with someone else?Also, if I have this right, you're saying I should pack for my trip shortly before I get back from my trip?17 days, 22 hrs, and 30 minutes.I leave tomorrow for 18 days in South Africa (via Amsterdam), Zambia, and Zimbabwe. At what point should I start packing?
We leave tomorrow evening, but I'm going straight from work, so I'll need to pack sometime tonight...or maybe tomorrow morning.
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
Beers and packing is a standard pre-trip tradition. Get on it!At least the beers part, anyway.Wow, that is a fantastic story!Wow, I have absolutely no reading comprehension....I thought you said you leave in 18 days.if you leave tomorrow, what time? more than 90 minutes to pack is a waste of time!SE Asia was awesome! Loved Thailand and Laos so much, but felt like a walking dollar sign in Cambodia. The trip was 18 months ago, and ended up having some life changing events. Met a fellow traveler (Who lived in Victoria...At the time I lived in Calgary) in Sapa, Vietnam...Ended up dating her a few months later, and have just recently sold my house, quit my job and moved out west to be with her. Call me crazy, but its a pretty awesome story to us.Hey, how did your Southeast Asia trip go? Or am I mixing you up with someone else?Also, if I have this right, you're saying I should pack for my trip shortly before I get back from my trip?17 days, 22 hrs, and 30 minutes.I leave tomorrow for 18 days in South Africa (via Amsterdam), Zambia, and Zimbabwe. At what point should I start packing?
krista4
Footballguy
I'm drinking wine and watching Big Brother. Close enough?Beers and packing is a standard pre-trip tradition. Get on it!At least the beers part, anyway.Wow, that is a fantastic story!Wow, I have absolutely no reading comprehension....I thought you said you leave in 18 days.if you leave tomorrow, what time? more than 90 minutes to pack is a waste of time!SE Asia was awesome! Loved Thailand and Laos so much, but felt like a walking dollar sign in Cambodia. The trip was 18 months ago, and ended up having some life changing events. Met a fellow traveler (Who lived in Victoria...At the time I lived in Calgary) in Sapa, Vietnam...Ended up dating her a few months later, and have just recently sold my house, quit my job and moved out west to be with her. Call me crazy, but its a pretty awesome story to us.Hey, how did your Southeast Asia trip go? Or am I mixing you up with someone else?Also, if I have this right, you're saying I should pack for my trip shortly before I get back from my trip?
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
I'll allow it.
Incogneto
Footballguy
Thanks! Spent the better part of 2 years travelling around the world....ended up in Victoria!You gotta let me know how South Africa is. It's High on my list of places I want to go.Wow, that is a fantastic story!Wow, I have absolutely no reading comprehension....I thought you said you leave in 18 days.if you leave tomorrow, what time? more than 90 minutes to pack is a waste of time!Hey, how did your Southeast Asia trip go? Or am I mixing you up with someone else?Also, if I have this right, you're saying I should pack for my trip shortly before I get back from my trip?17 days, 22 hrs, and 30 minutes.I leave tomorrow for 18 days in South Africa (via Amsterdam), Zambia, and Zimbabwe. At what point should I start packing?
SE Asia was awesome! Loved Thailand and Laos so much, but felt like a walking dollar sign in Cambodia. The trip was 18 months ago, and ended up having some life changing events. Met a fellow traveler (Who lived in Victoria...At the time I lived in Calgary) in Sapa, Vietnam...Ended up dating her a few months later, and have just recently sold my house, quit my job and moved out west to be with her. Call me crazy, but its a pretty awesome story to us.
We leave tomorrow evening, but I'm going straight from work, so I'll need to pack sometime tonight...or maybe tomorrow morning.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Where is draft chat taking place?
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