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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
What a donkey.There are Hell's Kitchen auditions here in Memphis tomorrow. Mr. krista4 is rejecting my request that he try to get on the show for the purpose of calling Gordon Ramsey a "rapey dickmitten".
NorvilleBarnes
Footballguy
You can't audition?There are Hell's Kitchen auditions here in Memphis tomorrow. Mr. krista4 is rejecting my request that he try to get on the show for the purpose of calling Gordon Ramsey a "rapey dickmitten".
kevzilla
Footballguy
Have you tried begging? Tell him people he's never heard of insist he do it.There are Hell's Kitchen auditions here in Memphis tomorrow. Mr. krista4 is rejecting my request that he try to get on the show for the purpose of calling Gordon Ramsey a "rapey dickmitten".
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krista4
Footballguy
What a donkey.There are Hell's Kitchen auditions here in Memphis tomorrow. Mr. krista4 is rejecting my request that he try to get on the show for the purpose of calling Gordon Ramsey a "rapey dickmitten".
Not with any chance of making the show, since I don't, for example, cook. I think Mr. krista4 would have an actual shot at it.kevzilla, Operation Beg-a-thon commenced.You can't audition?There are Hell's Kitchen auditions here in Memphis tomorrow. Mr. krista4 is rejecting my request that he try to get on the show for the purpose of calling Gordon Ramsey a "rapey dickmitten".
SofaKings
Footballguy
Did you tell him you'd pay him to tryout? It has worked in the innernets world for you!Tell him if he does it, I'll go on The Biggest Loser and give Jillian what she's got coming.
krista4
Footballguy
He's no Woz.Did you tell him you'd pay him to tryout? It has worked in the innernets world for you!Tell him if he does it, I'll go on The Biggest Loser and give Jillian what she's got coming.
YSR
Footballguy
Then I'm very sorry for you.He's no Woz.Did you tell him you'd pay him to tryout? It has worked in the innernets world for you!Tell him if he does it, I'll go on The Biggest Loser and give Jillian what she's got coming.
YSR
Footballguy
So, my dad went in for a colonoscopy last Thursday and as they were taking his vitals afterwards, they noticed that his heart rate was >180, so they sent him to the hospital. He's been there ever since. He's had two ablations before, but in a different part of his heart, so this was a little disconcerting. After a couple of exploratory surgeries, some new meds that didn't work, so some other new meds, he had a pacemaker put in yesterday. W00t.
He apparently came to post-surgery thinking that the entire medical staff had come over to our house for Thanksgiving dinner and proceeded to think this - and act accordingly - for a good 20 minutes. He just thought it was so nice of them to come over.
He has also filled out a nomination form for his favorite nurse to win "Floor Nurse of the Month". Under the 'Why' section, he put, "Because she taught me what the term 'void' means."
I
my Dad.
He apparently came to post-surgery thinking that the entire medical staff had come over to our house for Thanksgiving dinner and proceeded to think this - and act accordingly - for a good 20 minutes. He just thought it was so nice of them to come over.
He has also filled out a nomination form for his favorite nurse to win "Floor Nurse of the Month". Under the 'Why' section, he put, "Because she taught me what the term 'void' means."
I
my Dad.
Dr. Bronner
Footballguy
oolGet well Mr. YSR!So, my dad went in for a colonoscopy last Thursday and as they were taking his vitals afterwards, they noticed that his heart rate was >180, so they sent him to the hospital. He's been there ever since. He's had two ablations before, but in a different part of his heart, so this was a little disconcerting. After a couple of exploratory surgeries, some new meds that didn't work, so some other new meds, he had a pacemaker put in yesterday. W00t.
He apparently came to post-surgery thinking that the entire medical staff had come over to our house for Thanksgiving dinner and proceeded to think this - and act accordingly - for a good 20 minutes. He just thought it was so nice of them to come over.
He has also filled out a nomination form for his favorite nurse to win "Floor Nurse of the Month". Under the 'Why' section, he put, "Because she taught me what the term 'void' means."
Imy Dad.
Dr. Bronner
Footballguy
Sometimes I'm not sure what to post as my FB status, and what to post here.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Yes. Drunk thread and VGF are also in the mix.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
oolGet well Mr. YSR!So, my dad went in for a colonoscopy last Thursday and as they were taking his vitals afterwards, they noticed that his heart rate was >180, so they sent him to the hospital. He's been there ever since. He's had two ablations before, but in a different part of his heart, so this was a little disconcerting. After a couple of exploratory surgeries, some new meds that didn't work, so some other new meds, he had a pacemaker put in yesterday. W00t.
He apparently came to post-surgery thinking that the entire medical staff had come over to our house for Thanksgiving dinner and proceeded to think this - and act accordingly - for a good 20 minutes. He just thought it was so nice of them to come over.
He has also filled out a nomination form for his favorite nurse to win "Floor Nurse of the Month". Under the 'Why' section, he put, "Because she taught me what the term 'void' means."
Imy Dad.
jplvr
Footballguy
videoguy505
Footballguy
One of your testes might ache in a couple of weeks.I just got my flu shot. Should I expect shoulder cancer?
videoguy505
Footballguy
Oh, he was Canadian. Forgot about that. Canadian hitchhikers don't count.MisfitBlondes said:He was a nice guy. He said he was hitchhiking across the country to help his father winterize his house in PEI.Disco Stu said:
videoguy505
Footballguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Imagine you had two sisters. One 18, and one 21. Would you let me hire either of them as a babysitter?
Last night...
Stu: "I might need a babysitter."
buddy: "Which one do you want?"
Stu:
(pause while filtering out inappropriate comments) "Umm... I have a choice? I mean, I thought the older one was at OU now."
buddy: "No, she partied too much and dropped out. She's back home now."
Stu: "Oh, ok."
buddy: "She'll just have to make sure she's not working at Victoria's Secret that night."
Stu:
antsflyacrosstheroom:
Last night...
Stu: "I might need a babysitter."
buddy: "Which one do you want?"
Stu:
(pause while filtering out inappropriate comments) "Umm... I have a choice? I mean, I thought the older one was at OU now."buddy: "No, she partied too much and dropped out. She's back home now."
Stu: "Oh, ok."
buddy: "She'll just have to make sure she's not working at Victoria's Secret that night."
Stu:
antsflyacrosstheroom:
Gatorman
Supreme Elite Maximum Tier
lol.Have them both babysit. It sounds like the beginnign of a great story.Imagine you had two sisters. One 18, and one 21. Would you let me hire either of them as a babysitter?Last night...Stu: "I might need a babysitter."buddy: "Which one do you want?"Stu:
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
I wouldn't even let you look at a picture of my sister.Hell, I feel a little nervous just letting you know I have a sister.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
"Messicaned drycleaner pushing 50" or regular pushing 50?
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I don't see how this could possibly end badly...I'll go to a party, talk to some girls, have a few drinks, and then be put in close proximity to an attractive 21 year old WHO IS ALREADY AT MY PLACE.lol.Have them both babysit. It sounds like the beginnign of a great story.Imagine you had two sisters. One 18, and one 21. Would you let me hire either of them as a babysitter?Last night...Stu: "I might need a babysitter."buddy: "Which one do you want?"Stu:(pause while filtering out inappropriate comments) "Umm... I have a choice? I mean, I thought the older one was at OU now."buddy: "No, she partied too much and dropped out. She's back home now."Stu: "Oh, ok."
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
:checkingfacebookfriends:
Not that you need the help (awesome trouble) but Mrs. SLB worked at Victoria's Secret while she was in nursing school. According to her, at least 90% of the men would ask her to try on whatever they were buying for their SO so they could see what it looked like.Disco Stu: So you work at Victoria's Secret?
21YO: Yes
Disco Stu: I bet you get a lot of creepy men asking you to try stuff on.
21YO: Make love to me.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Disco Stu: So you work at Victoria's Secret?
21YO: Yes
Disco Stu: I bet you get a lot of creepy men asking you to try stuff on.
21YO: Make love to me.
Dr. Bronner
Footballguy
Fixed.
Disco Stu: So you work at Victoria's Secret?
21YO: Yes
Disco Stu: I bet you get a lot of creepy men asking you to try stuff on.
21YO: *turns around and bends over*
mr. furley
Footballguy
dear guy who broke in to my dad's new store,
i'm pretty sure i know who you are and the next time i see you i am going to kick you dead in your ####ing forehead.
pray to allah that the police decide you were not involved before i catch up to you.
YIC,
mark
i'm pretty sure i know who you are and the next time i see you i am going to kick you dead in your ####ing forehead.
pray to allah that the police decide you were not involved before i catch up to you.
YIC,
mark
YSR
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
yes and yesWas there damage? Does he have insurance? Ugh.
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
Footballguy
Interesting fake real name shtick.
mr. furley
Footballguy
gotta cover my tracks just in case. nobody knows my real name.
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
Footballguy
Sure thing, Clive.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Store?Furley's Snow Shovel and Cheese-Shaped Headwear Emporium?
krista4
Footballguy
So my best friend moved to London from Chicago 13 years ago. During that time, I've visited her in London and other UK parts several times, and we've met in various spots (Geneva, Florence, etc.) when I was going to be in the area. But during that time she has never come back to the US to visit me...until now. And when I say "now", I mean that she just went to bed after arriving earlier this evening, the day before I thought she was getting here. With full "I must have missed you at the airport" call and "WTF are you talking about, aren't you coming in tomorrow?" beauty.
JFC. :worstfriendever:
JFC. :worstfriendever:
bentley
Footballguy
That's exactly the post I was looking for when I opened this thread.
Flash
Footballguy
Thanks!
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Insoxicated
Don't think they sell it here
Dr. Bronner
Footballguy
I'm going pedal-to-floor on Four Loko facebook shtick. At least two more 4L-related updates tomorrow I think.
krista4
Footballguy
For god's sake, this just might be the worst thing I've ever done.ETA: And to top it off, I have no idea what Four Loko is.
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Dr. Bronner
Footballguy
Well you'd better hurry up before the FDA shuts it down.For god's sake, this just might be the worst thing I've ever done.
ETA: And to top it off, I have no idea what Four Loko is.
krista4
Footballguy
Oh, is this one of those alcoholy caffeiney things? I don't get that anyway.Well you'd better hurry up before the FDA shuts it down.
ETA: And to top it off, I have no idea what Four Loko is.
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