What a donkey.There are Hell's Kitchen auditions here in Memphis tomorrow. Mr. krista4 is rejecting my request that he try to get on the show for the purpose of calling Gordon Ramsey a "rapey dickmitten".
You can't audition?There are Hell's Kitchen auditions here in Memphis tomorrow. Mr. krista4 is rejecting my request that he try to get on the show for the purpose of calling Gordon Ramsey a "rapey dickmitten".
Have you tried begging? Tell him people he's never heard of insist he do it.There are Hell's Kitchen auditions here in Memphis tomorrow. Mr. krista4 is rejecting my request that he try to get on the show for the purpose of calling Gordon Ramsey a "rapey dickmitten".
What a donkey.There are Hell's Kitchen auditions here in Memphis tomorrow. Mr. krista4 is rejecting my request that he try to get on the show for the purpose of calling Gordon Ramsey a "rapey dickmitten".
Not with any chance of making the show, since I don't, for example, cook. I think Mr. krista4 would have an actual shot at it.kevzilla, Operation Beg-a-thon commenced.You can't audition?There are Hell's Kitchen auditions here in Memphis tomorrow. Mr. krista4 is rejecting my request that he try to get on the show for the purpose of calling Gordon Ramsey a "rapey dickmitten".
Did you tell him you'd pay him to tryout? It has worked in the innernets world for you!Tell him if he does it, I'll go on The Biggest Loser and give Jillian what she's got coming.
He's no Woz.Did you tell him you'd pay him to tryout? It has worked in the innernets world for you!Tell him if he does it, I'll go on The Biggest Loser and give Jillian what she's got coming.
Then I'm very sorry for you.He's no Woz.Did you tell him you'd pay him to tryout? It has worked in the innernets world for you!Tell him if he does it, I'll go on The Biggest Loser and give Jillian what she's got coming.
oolGet well Mr. YSR!So, my dad went in for a colonoscopy last Thursday and as they were taking his vitals afterwards, they noticed that his heart rate was >180, so they sent him to the hospital. He's been there ever since. He's had two ablations before, but in a different part of his heart, so this was a little disconcerting. After a couple of exploratory surgeries, some new meds that didn't work, so some other new meds, he had a pacemaker put in yesterday. W00t.
He apparently came to post-surgery thinking that the entire medical staff had come over to our house for Thanksgiving dinner and proceeded to think this - and act accordingly - for a good 20 minutes. He just thought it was so nice of them to come over.
He has also filled out a nomination form for his favorite nurse to win "Floor Nurse of the Month". Under the 'Why' section, he put, "Because she taught me what the term 'void' means."
I my Dad.
Yes. Drunk thread and VGF are also in the mix.Sometimes I'm not sure what to post as my FB status, and what to post here.
oolGet well Mr. YSR!So, my dad went in for a colonoscopy last Thursday and as they were taking his vitals afterwards, they noticed that his heart rate was >180, so they sent him to the hospital. He's been there ever since. He's had two ablations before, but in a different part of his heart, so this was a little disconcerting. After a couple of exploratory surgeries, some new meds that didn't work, so some other new meds, he had a pacemaker put in yesterday. W00t.
He apparently came to post-surgery thinking that the entire medical staff had come over to our house for Thanksgiving dinner and proceeded to think this - and act accordingly - for a good 20 minutes. He just thought it was so nice of them to come over.
He has also filled out a nomination form for his favorite nurse to win "Floor Nurse of the Month". Under the 'Why' section, he put, "Because she taught me what the term 'void' means."
I my Dad.
Get well Mr. YSR!
Find a safe spot to dump the body?MisfitBlondes said:I picked up a hitchhiker today.
One of your testes might ache in a couple of weeks.I just got my flu shot. Should I expect shoulder cancer?
7-minute abs?MisfitBlondes said:I picked up a hitchhiker today.
Oh, he was Canadian. Forgot about that. Canadian hitchhikers don't count.MisfitBlondes said:He was a nice guy. He said he was hitchhiking across the country to help his father winterize his house in PEI.Disco Stu said:Find a safe spot to dump the body?MisfitBlondes said:I picked up a hitchhiker today.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9mioHO4hoMMisfitBlondes said:Say what now?YSR said:7-minute abs?MisfitBlondes said:I picked up a hitchhiker today.
lol.Have them both babysit. It sounds like the beginnign of a great story.Imagine you had two sisters. One 18, and one 21. Would you let me hire either of them as a babysitter?Last night...Stu: "I might need a babysitter."buddy: "Which one do you want?"Stu: (pause while filtering out inappropriate comments) "Umm... I have a choice? I mean, I thought the older one was at OU now."buddy: "No, she partied too much and dropped out. She's back home now."Stu: "Oh, ok." buddy: "She'll just have to make sure she's not working at Victoria's Secret that night."Stu: antsflyacrosstheroom:
I wouldn't even let you look at a picture of my sister.Hell, I feel a little nervous just letting you know I have a sister.Imagine you had two sisters. One 18, and one 21. Would you let me hire either of them as a babysitter?
:checkingfacebookfriends:I wouldn't even let you look at a picture of my sister.Hell, I feel a little nervous just letting you know I have a sister.Imagine you had two sisters. One 18, and one 21. Would you let me hire either of them as a babysitter?
Skip it. She's pushing 50.:checkingfacebookfriends:I wouldn't even let you look at a picture of my sister.Hell, I feel a little nervous just letting you know I have a sister.Imagine you had two sisters. One 18, and one 21. Would you let me hire either of them as a babysitter?
"Messicaned drycleaner pushing 50" or regular pushing 50?Skip it. She's pushing 50.:checkingfacebookfriends:I wouldn't even let you look at a picture of my sister.Hell, I feel a little nervous just letting you know I have a sister.Imagine you had two sisters. One 18, and one 21. Would you let me hire either of them as a babysitter?
I don't see how this could possibly end badly...I'll go to a party, talk to some girls, have a few drinks, and then be put in close proximity to an attractive 21 year old WHO IS ALREADY AT MY PLACE.lol.Have them both babysit. It sounds like the beginnign of a great story.Imagine you had two sisters. One 18, and one 21. Would you let me hire either of them as a babysitter?Last night...Stu: "I might need a babysitter."buddy: "Which one do you want?"Stu: (pause while filtering out inappropriate comments) "Umm... I have a choice? I mean, I thought the older one was at OU now."buddy: "No, she partied too much and dropped out. She's back home now."Stu: "Oh, ok." buddy: "She'll just have to make sure she's not working at Victoria's Secret that night."Stu: antsflyacrosstheroom:
Not that you need the help (awesome trouble) but Mrs. SLB worked at Victoria's Secret while she was in nursing school. According to her, at least 90% of the men would ask her to try on whatever they were buying for their SO so they could see what it looked like.:checkingfacebookfriends:I wouldn't even let you look at a picture of my sister.Hell, I feel a little nervous just letting you know I have a sister.Imagine you had two sisters. One 18, and one 21. Would you let me hire either of them as a babysitter?
Not that you need the help (awesome trouble) but Mrs. SLB worked at Victoria's Secret while she was in nursing school. According to her, at least 90% of the men would ask her to try on whatever they were buying for their SO so they could see what it looked like.:checkingfacebookfriends:I wouldn't even let you look at a picture of my sister.Hell, I feel a little nervous just letting you know I have a sister.Imagine you had two sisters. One 18, and one 21. Would you let me hire either of them as a babysitter?
Disco Stu: So you work at Victoria's Secret?
21YO: Yes
Disco Stu: I bet you get a lot of creepy men asking you to try stuff on.
21YO: Make love to me.
Fixed.Not that you need the help (awesome trouble) but Mrs. SLB worked at Victoria's Secret while she was in nursing school. According to her, at least 90% of the men would ask her to try on whatever they were buying for their SO so they could see what it looked like.:checkingfacebookfriends:I wouldn't even let you look at a picture of my sister.Hell, I feel a little nervous just letting you know I have a sister.Imagine you had two sisters. One 18, and one 21. Would you let me hire either of them as a babysitter?
Disco Stu: So you work at Victoria's Secret?
21YO: Yes
Disco Stu: I bet you get a lot of creepy men asking you to try stuff on.
21YO: *turns around and bends over*
Was there damage? Does he have insurance? Ugh.dear guy who broke in to my dad's new store,i'm pretty sure i know who you are and the next time i see you i am going to kick you dead in your ####ing forehead.pray to allah that the police decide you were not involved before i catch up to you.YIC,mark
yes and yesWas there damage? Does he have insurance? Ugh.dear guy who broke in to my dad's new store,i'm pretty sure i know who you are and the next time i see you i am going to kick you dead in your ####ing forehead.pray to allah that the police decide you were not involved before i catch up to you.YIC,mark
Interesting fake real name shtick.dear guy who broke in to my dad's new store,i'm pretty sure i know who you are and the next time i see you i am going to kick you dead in your ####ing forehead.pray to allah that the police decide you were not involved before i catch up to you.YIC,mark
gotta cover my tracks just in case. nobody knows my real name.Interesting fake real name shtick.dear guy who broke in to my dad's new store,i'm pretty sure i know who you are and the next time i see you i am going to kick you dead in your ####ing forehead.pray to allah that the police decide you were not involved before i catch up to you.YIC,mark
Sure thing, Clive.gotta cover my tracks just in case. nobody knows my real name.Interesting fake real name shtick.dear guy who broke in to my dad's new store,
i'm pretty sure i know who you are and the next time i see you i am going to kick you dead in your ####ing forehead.
pray to allah that the police decide you were not involved before i catch up to you.
YIC,
mark
Store?Furley's Snow Shovel and Cheese-Shaped Headwear Emporium?dear guy who broke in to my dad's new store,i'm pretty sure i know who you are and the next time i see you i am going to kick you dead in your ####ing forehead.pray to allah that the police decide you were not involved before i catch up to you.YIC,mark
That's exactly the post I was looking for when I opened this thread.So my best friend moved to London from Chicago 13 years ago. During that time, I've visited her in London and other UK parts several times, and we've met in various spots (Geneva, Florence, etc.) when I was going to be in the area. But during that time she has never come back to the US to visit me...until now. And when I say "now", I mean that she just went to bed after arriving earlier this evening, the day before I thought she was getting here. With full "I must have missed you at the airport" call and "WTF are you talking about, aren't you coming in tomorrow?" beauty.
JFC. :worstfriendever:
Thanks!page 180Link?Remember the story about my cop buddy and the suitcases full of money?
I hope he is watching his back.
We made a cop friend at the bar a few years back that I was always kind of suspicious of but I've come to conclude he's a solid guy. It always made me uncomfortable that he would be sitting at our table while people would be walking up to my GB placing bets.
Anyhow, there was a big bank robbery here a few months back and the thieves got away with around 3 million. He got a tip on a guy and pulled his car over. In the trunk was a suitcase with a little over 2 million dollars in $100 bills. He said that was packed so tight that when he opened it, the suitcase "exploded" with $100 bills. This was two days after the robbery and the moron still had the gun and ski mask in the car. This story is pending because there are 4 other accomplices they are after and this cat ain't talking.
To answer your question, there were two Feds with him.
Don't think they sell it hereOh, and guess who just bought his local convenience store out of Four Loko on the off chance that he liked it?
I'm going pedal-to-floor on Four Loko facebook shtick. At least two more 4L-related updates tomorrow I think.Oh, and guess who just bought his local convenience store out of Four Loko on the off chance that he liked it?
For god's sake, this just might be the worst thing I've ever done.That's exactly the post I was looking for when I opened this thread.So my best friend moved to London from Chicago 13 years ago. During that time, I've visited her in London and other UK parts several times, and we've met in various spots (Geneva, Florence, etc.) when I was going to be in the area. But during that time she has never come back to the US to visit me...until now. And when I say "now", I mean that she just went to bed after arriving earlier this evening, the day before I thought she was getting here. With full "I must have missed you at the airport" call and "WTF are you talking about, aren't you coming in tomorrow?" beauty.
JFC. :worstfriendever:
Well you'd better hurry up before the FDA shuts it down.For god's sake, this just might be the worst thing I've ever done.That's exactly the post I was looking for when I opened this thread.So my best friend moved to London from Chicago 13 years ago. During that time, I've visited her in London and other UK parts several times, and we've met in various spots (Geneva, Florence, etc.) when I was going to be in the area. But during that time she has never come back to the US to visit me...until now. And when I say "now", I mean that she just went to bed after arriving earlier this evening, the day before I thought she was getting here. With full "I must have missed you at the airport" call and "WTF are you talking about, aren't you coming in tomorrow?" beauty.
JFC. :worstfriendever:
ETA: And to top it off, I have no idea what Four Loko is.
Oh, is this one of those alcoholy caffeiney things? I don't get that anyway.Well you'd better hurry up before the FDA shuts it down.For god's sake, this just might be the worst thing I've ever done.That's exactly the post I was looking for when I opened this thread.So my best friend moved to London from Chicago 13 years ago. During that time, I've visited her in London and other UK parts several times, and we've met in various spots (Geneva, Florence, etc.) when I was going to be in the area. But during that time she has never come back to the US to visit me...until now. And when I say "now", I mean that she just went to bed after arriving earlier this evening, the day before I thought she was getting here. With full "I must have missed you at the airport" call and "WTF are you talking about, aren't you coming in tomorrow?" beauty.
JFC. :worstfriendever:
ETA: And to top it off, I have no idea what Four Loko is.