Sconch
Footballguy
The hotter one has some super secret FB page. Tried to find her when I was getting ready for her wedding...it's just not there.
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GM's thread about nothing (28 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
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The hotter one has some super secret FB page. Tried to find her when I was getting ready for her wedding...it's just not there.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Are you friends with Amanda too?Thanks to Frosty
bentley
Footballguy
This much is true. There's a dozen pages worth of #######s that buy into the Offdee Scale. Or, at least that's what I assume they're doing since I'm not going in there on principle.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
His decision to dress like he's attending one of my hipster events?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Friend me so I can see your hot girlfriend.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Saving Private Ryan is starting on TNT right now. I sometimes masturbate to the beginning when the present-day James Ryan is walking through the cemetary with his wildly hot grand-daughters. Just thought your wife might want to know this. Not about me masturbating, but about the hot grand-daughters, since Cinemax isn't doing it for her tonight.
Mrs. BSR
Footballguy
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Man, the first 13th Floor Elevators album would be so much better without the ####### jug.
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
Me?
I really only have like 7 brick and mortar friends. Everyone else is people from HS/college who I don't want to talk to, or internet people. I perennially de-friend people too.
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shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
MiddleRightLeft
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I think she's looking for some crank.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Done before I saw this. At least I think that was you.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
The portly guy knows things.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
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Gadzooks
Footballguy
Any chance I can just friend your hot girlfriend? In case she asks you any questions about how you and I know each other.... ah never mind.Done before I saw this. At least I think that was you.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Good. Contribute to VGF slacker.SPeaking of, tonight was weird. Story posted.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Timely and relevant post.But you are correct.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
With the evidence presented, I'd probably call this a draw. They need to be standing.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Sorry. I'm streaming You're Gonna Miss Me right now. I need my own thread.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Ton of pictures of random (and not so random) chicks in there. Recommend.
SuperAwesomeDude
Footballguy
how early before i have to paint the nursery? shes about 19 weeks along.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Euphemism? I think you still have at least a month before she'll completely shut it down.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I'm watching Karate Kid.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Southern California is full of blonde-haired jerks.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
This probably goes without saying, but I would shoot it inside Elizabeth Shue.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I wish I was Asian so spooky Asian music would play whenever I went somewhere.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I wish I had the idea to dress up like a shower for Halloween.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
He kinda deserved to get his ### kicked for turning the hose on someone while they're trying to roll a joint.
Where did Miyagi come from?
Where did Miyagi come from?
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
Is this related to Amanda H.'s Halloween photo album?
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#### you, beaner
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I wish this movie was just an elaborate ploy by Miyagi to get his cars waxed.
Same here.
Much like a couple of drunken shore-leave in Pattaya Beach, this thread is one big gift that keeps on giving. Bonus that it doesn't bring about the same annoying itch and searing pee pain most of the time.
While I won't post here from work, I am certainly not above checking in and getting my daily dose of funny. Never fails to entertain.
Even as the drinks start to color the content, the mix of smart wit and poop stories manage to maintain a high level of excellent content. Sunday mornings at work are a lot like driving a party bus, except that you all are pretty well behaved and I know I won't have any puke to clean up when the ride is finally over.
While I won't post here from work, I am certainly not above checking in and getting my daily dose of funny. Never fails to entertain.
Even as the drinks start to color the content, the mix of smart wit and poop stories manage to maintain a high level of excellent content. Sunday mornings at work are a lot like driving a party bus, except that you all are pretty well behaved and I know I won't have any puke to clean up when the ride is finally over.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Introducing my kid to it right now. He's loving it. This movie has the most deliciously '80s soundtrack of all time.
Early_10
footballgoddess
I was out for a walk yesterday and ran into the sister of an old friend. We got chatting and she asked how I was doing. Being also recently single, she gave me her number suggesting we hit the town together some night. I wanted to say "thanks but I'm trying to limit the number of crack-###### in my friend list." I smiled and said, "sure..maybe"
General Malaise
Footballguy
yes.
General Malaise
Footballguy
7.5 and 7
General Malaise
Footballguy
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
I can barely do 3 miles at a 10 minute pace, let alone a half-marathon. Nice.
bostonfred
Footballguy
Drinking a bit of wine while watching a little leftover Sounder's soccer and waiting for the replay of UFC 131. Maybe I judged my recruiter too harshly so many years ago. If you are going to spend a year plus serving in the Middle East, this is a nice way to do it (Pours 40).
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
What wine is over there?
Sconch
Footballguy
OH COME ON7.5 and 7
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
I really did. My wife is awesome.
Lots really and they have shows every month or so on base. Tonight is more quantity over quality, a lovely 2010 Cab/merlot mix from Chile that rings in at an impressive $9 for 1.75l. I do not know a ton about wines, but I do enjoy many. This one is decent for the price. We get a lot of stuff in from Italy during the tastings. I can't bring myself to buy the $20+ ones...can't take it home with me and I would just drink it out here.
Sarnoff
Footballguy
I never really understood the song "You're the best... around..." What kind of backhanded compliment is that? 'Hey kid, you're the best... in this room, maybe. Of those I can see standing right here. Definitely the best within arm's reach. If we go outside you might totally suck, but of everyone in this limited group, you're tops.'
Congrats GM, I have run the Sea-fair Half once and it broke me for half a year. Have been shrinking down towards the 3 mile a year club since that time. Not much of a surprise, but the shrinking miles correlates quite nicely with an expanding belt line.
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