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'YSR said:
I've decided to get out of the house and go to a local Bingo hall. This ought to be awesome.



I've set some sort of pre-ranking for my draft, but if you're feeling charitable and want to help with my rankings, please to PM me and I'll give you username and PW.

(and yes, I realize that going to play Bingo isn't helping Truck's (mis)representation of my being a redneck).
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Seriously no one jumped on this? We could have gotten her all Seahawks. Or all white RBs/WRsGPJ> :lmao: Keep em coming

 
Talked to a girl I know for the first time in a while tonight. She's got cancer. Terminal. They stopped chemo a month ago. Docs tell her she's got three months left. This chick is 27, a single digit handicap, well on her way to $cupperville, hot, smart, and wicked cool. Had the world by the tail.

We were never close, but talking to someone who knows they're dead for an hour makes it tough to sleep.

 
'proninja said:
Talked to a girl I know for the first time in a while tonight. She's got cancer. Terminal. They stopped chemo a month ago. Docs tell her she's got three months left. This chick is 27, a single digit handicap, well on her way to $cupperville, hot, smart, and wicked cool. Had the world by the tail. We were never close, but talking to someone who knows they're dead for an hour makes it tough to sleep.
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Did she call you?
 
'Good said:
'proninja said:
Talked to a girl I know for the first time in a while tonight. She's got cancer. Terminal. They stopped chemo a month ago. Docs tell her she's got three months left. This chick is 27, a single digit handicap, well on her way to $cupperville, hot, smart, and wicked cool. Had the world by the tail. We were never close, but talking to someone who knows they're dead for an hour makes it tough to sleep.
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Did she call you?
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Sent me a text. I called her.
 
'proninja said:
Talked to a girl I know for the first time in a while tonight. She's got cancer. Terminal. They stopped chemo a month ago. Docs tell her she's got three months left. This chick is 27, a single digit handicap, well on her way to $cupperville, hot, smart, and wicked cool. Had the world by the tail. We were never close, but talking to someone who knows they're dead for an hour makes it tough to sleep.
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:sadbanana:Terrible news.
 
'proninja said:
'Good said:
'proninja said:
Talked to a girl I know for the first time in a while tonight. She's got cancer. Terminal. They stopped chemo a month ago. Docs tell her she's got three months left. This chick is 27, a single digit handicap, well on her way to $cupperville, hot, smart, and wicked cool. Had the world by the tail. We were never close, but talking to someone who knows they're dead for an hour makes it tough to sleep.
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Did she call you?
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Sent me a text. I called her.
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That's tough. You're a saint for even having that conversation with someone.
 
'Good said:
'proninja said:
'Good said:
'proninja said:
Talked to a girl I know for the first time in a while tonight. She's got cancer. Terminal. They stopped chemo a month ago. Docs tell her she's got three months left. This chick is 27, a single digit handicap, well on her way to $cupperville, hot, smart, and wicked cool. Had the world by the tail. We were never close, but talking to someone who knows they're dead for an hour makes it tough to sleep.
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Did she call you?
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Sent me a text. I called her.
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That's tough. You're a saint for even having that conversation with someone.
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Meh. You get a text from anyone that has the words "terminal cancer" and you're sort of obligated to make a phone call. Was good to catch up.
 
'proninja said:
'Good said:
'proninja said:
'Good said:
'proninja said:
Talked to a girl I know for the first time in a while tonight. She's got cancer. Terminal. They stopped chemo a month ago. Docs tell her she's got three months left. This chick is 27, a single digit handicap, well on her way to $cupperville, hot, smart, and wicked cool. Had the world by the tail. We were never close, but talking to someone who knows they're dead for an hour makes it tough to sleep.
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Did she call you?
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Sent me a text. I called her.
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That's tough. You're a saint for even having that conversation with someone.
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Meh. You get a text from anyone that has the words "terminal cancer" and you're sort of obligated to make a phone call. Was good to catch up.
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Sorry Pro. I've been in a similar situation and it's tough. There's not much you can say. Hang in there
 
I will not make a joke about proninja working a sympathy lay from his hot, young, terminally ill cancer patient friend. There will be no lines like "out with a bang," "no use worrying about your reputation now," "God is f!@#ing you, why not me too?" or references to Cloe in Fight Club. This would be low. Too low. Even for scum like me. But ### #### it, there's this little sick ******* in a red suit on my shoulder whispering stuff...

Proninja> That really is a sad story. It's big of you to call and (I suspect) make some peace with the girl. I'm sure she's doing this with everyone she knows. Speaking as a guy who had someone suddenly taken from him, knowing you're going to die is actually a small blessing. It gives you time to settle accounts, which is no small matter for the heart & soul when you lay down on your last pillow.

 
My company was sold this month and the new name and ownership kicks in today. We handed out white polo shirts with the new name and logo, and everyone was told to wear it with jeans today.

The place just looks creepy. Bunch of drones. Makes me think of an Office Space situation that just didn't make the final cut of the movie. I have already heard five "nice shirt!" and two "this is awkward, we picked the same outfit".

I get to spend a good chunk of the morning rebranding all of my stuff (voicemail, email signature, business cards, etc.) Good use of my time.

 
this just in.....

recovery process slows as you age. I suppose 9 hours of sleep (total) for a 3.5 day Vegas romp would have been enough when I was 23 or so, but at 40, well, this is an issue when you are expected to work the Monday you return.

:hangover: x50

 
'General Malaise said:
'krista4 said:
'McJose said:
'krista4 said:
'Dr. Awesome said:
Holy crap, two pages hijacked for this guy? For the love of God, please stop. I've no issues with him but let's get back to posts about crapping ones pants, cats, everyone cornholing, and krista traveling the world.
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We're going to Chicago for Labor Day weekend. I have to go to Luxembourg for a 1/2-hour meeting on September 15, so Mr. krista is going to join me and we'll hit Brussels and Bruges while we're over that way, too. He intends to see how much beer he can drink while I'm in my meeting. Then on September 21, we're going to the Nicaragua house and then to Panama. So I should have some travel notes again soon. :)
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Sounds cool, Khrysta.
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:lmao: Actually my name was really unusual when I was a kid, and I hated it for that reason. Now you see a few more Kristas here and there. I always hated that I could never get a little fake license plate or keychain or whatever with my name on it. :(
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Uh huh....now imagine you hated it as a kid, never got the fake lincense plates or keychains and THEN - right in the middle of your college experience where you are trying your damndest to get laid - they come out with a little movie called "Krista Gump". :mellow: Thanks, jesus.
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At least Gump was a good guy. Try getting a "Damon" keychain and have "The Omen" and "Omen II" come out when you're in junior high.
 
'Doofenshmirtz said:
My company was sold this month and the new name and ownership kicks in today. We handed out white polo shirts with the new name and logo, and everyone was told to wear it with jeans today.The place just looks creepy. Bunch of drones. Makes me think of an Office Space situation that just didn't make the final cut of the movie. I have already heard five "nice shirt!" and two "this is awkward, we picked the same outfit".I get to spend a good chunk of the morning rebranding all of my stuff (voicemail, email signature, business cards, etc.) Good use of my time.
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Weird....something very similar is going on here.
 
'cosjobs said:
'General Malaise said:
'krista4 said:
'McJose said:
'krista4 said:
'Dr. Awesome said:
Holy crap, two pages hijacked for this guy? For the love of God, please stop. I've no issues with him but let's get back to posts about crapping ones pants, cats, everyone cornholing, and krista traveling the world.
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We're going to Chicago for Labor Day weekend. I have to go to Luxembourg for a 1/2-hour meeting on September 15, so Mr. krista is going to join me and we'll hit Brussels and Bruges while we're over that way, too. He intends to see how much beer he can drink while I'm in my meeting. Then on September 21, we're going to the Nicaragua house and then to Panama. So I should have some travel notes again soon. :)
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Sounds cool, Khrysta.
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:lmao: Actually my name was really unusual when I was a kid, and I hated it for that reason. Now you see a few more Kristas here and there. I always hated that I could never get a little fake license plate or keychain or whatever with my name on it. :(
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Uh huh....now imagine you hated it as a kid, never got the fake lincense plates or keychains and THEN - right in the middle of your college experience where you are trying your damndest to get laid - they come out with a little movie called "Krista Gump". :mellow: Thanks, jesus.
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At least Gump was a good guy. Try getting a "Damon" keychain and have "The Omen" and "Omen II" come out when you're in junior high.
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:confused: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075005/

 
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'cosjobs said:
'General Malaise said:
'krista4 said:
'McJose said:
'krista4 said:
'Dr. Awesome said:
Holy crap, two pages hijacked for this guy? For the love of God, please stop. I've no issues with him but let's get back to posts about crapping ones pants, cats, everyone cornholing, and krista traveling the world.
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We're going to Chicago for Labor Day weekend. I have to go to Luxembourg for a 1/2-hour meeting on September 15, so Mr. krista is going to join me and we'll hit Brussels and Bruges while we're over that way, too. He intends to see how much beer he can drink while I'm in my meeting. Then on September 21, we're going to the Nicaragua house and then to Panama. So I should have some travel notes again soon. :)
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Sounds cool, Khrysta.
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:lmao: Actually my name was really unusual when I was a kid, and I hated it for that reason. Now you see a few more Kristas here and there. I always hated that I could never get a little fake license plate or keychain or whatever with my name on it. :(
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Uh huh....now imagine you hated it as a kid, never got the fake lincense plates or keychains and THEN - right in the middle of your college experience where you are trying your damndest to get laid - they come out with a little movie called "Krista Gump". :mellow: Thanks, jesus.
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At least Gump was a good guy. Try getting a "Damon" keychain and have "The Omen" and "Omen II" come out when you're in junior high.
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:confused: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075005/
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:goodposting: and try being a "husky" jr. high kid when the Rolaids (I think) commercial came out with "The fullest the Fuller family ever felt" line and they were all fatasses.

 
'Doofenshmirtz said:
My company was sold this month and the new name and ownership kicks in today. We handed out white polo shirts with the new name and logo, and everyone was told to wear it with jeans today.The place just looks creepy. Bunch of drones. Makes me think of an Office Space situation that just didn't make the final cut of the movie. I have already heard five "nice shirt!" and two "this is awkward, we picked the same outfit".I get to spend a good chunk of the morning rebranding all of my stuff (voicemail, email signature, business cards, etc.) Good use of my time.
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Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!
 
'Woogie Lee said:
'Doofenshmirtz said:
My company was sold this month and the new name and ownership kicks in today. We handed out white polo shirts with the new name and logo, and everyone was told to wear it with jeans today.The place just looks creepy. Bunch of drones. Makes me think of an Office Space situation that just didn't make the final cut of the movie. I have already heard five "nice shirt!" and two "this is awkward, we picked the same outfit".I get to spend a good chunk of the morning rebranding all of my stuff (voicemail, email signature, business cards, etc.) Good use of my time.
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Weird....something very similar is going on here.
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:bag: What part of the world are you in?
 
How far are we talking here? Under 180 or over 180? That's an important distinction. Also, big boobs? You can forgive a few extra lbs for big boobs. If yes to both of these, I see no issue. 1 out of 2, maybe. 0 for 2 and, yes, you need to quit drinking

 
'McJose said:
'kotzwinkle said:
To my daughter's teacher: just because you can put together a list of class supplies that we're willing to buy and provide you to stock the classroom doesn't mean you can turn it into a freaking scavenger hunt. It's a small town. There's one office supply store here. They don't stock the pens that you demand my child have, and you know it. I know you guys do this to get back at the parents who named their kids goofy stuff. Now I'm collateral damage in your war.
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If only there was a regular poster in this thread that worked in the office supply business. If only...
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:goodposting:
'kotzwinkle said:
'McJose said:
'kotzwinkle said:
To my daughter's teacher: just because you can put together a list of class supplies that we're willing to buy and provide you to stock the classroom doesn't mean you can turn it into a freaking scavenger hunt. It's a small town. There's one office supply store here. They don't stock the pens that you demand my child have, and you know it. I know you guys do this to get back at the parents who named their kids goofy stuff. Now I'm collateral damage in your war.
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If only there was a regular poster in this thread that worked in the office supply business. If only...
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SLB--I need a box of bic stic red pens stat!!! Will trade for bacon.j/k. she's getting papermate, and she's going to have deal with it. I know it's because there's a boy in her class named Justys.
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Sorry, I was out of town golfing, gambling and destroying my body the last 3 days. Shoot me a PM if you still need help. I can have whatever supplies you need in your hands tomorrow.
 
'Drifter said:
How far are we talking here? Under 180 or over 180? That's an important distinction. Also, big boobs? You can forgive a few extra lbs for big boobs. If yes to both of these, I see no issue. 1 out of 2, maybe. 0 for 2 and, yes, you need to quit drinking
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Probably right around 180...she was kinda tall. Oh, and MASSIVE boobs.
 
'Josie Maran said:
'Drifter said:
How far are we talking here? Under 180 or over 180? That's an important distinction. Also, big boobs? You can forgive a few extra lbs for big boobs. If yes to both of these, I see no issue. 1 out of 2, maybe. 0 for 2 and, yes, you need to quit drinking
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Probably right around 180...she was kinda tall. Oh, and MASSIVE boobs.
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Any security footage at the bar?
 
I approve of you single guys fornicating with women of all sizes in any and all locales. No reason to stop drinking over this.

 
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'Josie Maran said:
'Drifter said:
How far are we talking here? Under 180 or over 180? That's an important distinction. Also, big boobs? You can forgive a few extra lbs for big boobs. If yes to both of these, I see no issue. 1 out of 2, maybe. 0 for 2 and, yes, you need to quit drinking
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Probably right around 180...she was kinda tall. Oh, and MASSIVE boobs.
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Christo would be proud. I'm all on board with some extra weight if it means massive boobies. Well done. :thumbup:
 
'General Malaise said:
'krista4 said:
'McJose said:
'krista4 said:
'Dr. Awesome said:
Holy crap, two pages hijacked for this guy? For the love of God, please stop. I've no issues with him but let's get back to posts about crapping ones pants, cats, everyone cornholing, and krista traveling the world.
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We're going to Chicago for Labor Day weekend. I have to go to Luxembourg for a 1/2-hour meeting on September 15, so Mr. krista is going to join me and we'll hit Brussels and Bruges while we're over that way, too. He intends to see how much beer he can drink while I'm in my meeting. Then on September 21, we're going to the Nicaragua house and then to Panama. So I should have some travel notes again soon. :)
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Sounds cool, Khrysta.
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:lmao: Actually my name was really unusual when I was a kid, and I hated it for that reason. Now you see a few more Kristas here and there. I always hated that I could never get a little fake license plate or keychain or whatever with my name on it. :(
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Uh huh....now imagine you hated it as a kid, never got the fake lincense plates or keychains and THEN - right in the middle of your college experience where you are trying your damndest to get laid - they come out with a little movie called "Krista Gump". :mellow: Thanks, jesus.
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