General Malaise
Footballguy
Sorry. I lobied for slutty cheerleader, but she said 'no way'. Judge Judy makes me laugh.
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Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Judge Judy with a bikini underneath?
It was going 
but then went 
.Judge Judy was probably hot though way back in the day.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
I bet that killed Sacamano's 9 hour woody.
Sconch
Footballguy
Way to just put on random Oregon stuff from your closet, wildman.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
He hasn't dressed up in 10 years. GOING ALL OUT!
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
I'd go with Houston. Tennessee and the Giants seem too shaky right now, and it feels like the safe pick, but the one the others might not take (so you can win this week).Grain of salt, obviously.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Nothing, imo.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
NYG.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Agree...lots of traps in there I think
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm buying a visor tomorrow, jerks.also, bought some black shoes like coach yesterday. i think i have black slacks.
And I'm borrowing a headset from my neighbor.
I hate you all.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Dying your hair at least? Nike swoosh fake ankle tat?
also, bought some black shoes like coach yesterday. i think i have black slacks.
And I'm borrowing a headset from my neighbor.
I hate you all.
General Malaise
Footballguy
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
I'd put Bal at the top. Home against the ####ty Cards and they are going to be pissed off. I'm boating loading them on Sunday.
Tecumseh
Footballguy
Winfield Scott, ftw.My wife is awesome for a million reasons, but these two are worth noting:
1) We agreed with my ex-wife that she would be responsible for our oldest son's halloween costume and we'd tackle the younger son. Younger son is a gregarious lad who has a bevy of male and female friends at school, earning the nickname of 'Mayor of Ridgewood' amongst our family. Instead of going out a buying a costume, he said he wanted to be a 'chick magnet' for Halloween and my wife agreed to make this costume for him.
After trips to the Dollar Store and the soul draining Michaels, she had enough material for his costume. The gal worked all night long creating a shirt that had 'Chick Magnet' ironed onto it with glued on chicks and homemade magnets done out of felt. She probably spent 4-5 hours creating this shirt for him to wear. I would have given up after 5 minutes. But she stuck with it and created a pretty darn cool costume for the little Mayor. He's going to pull this off today and I'm going to the school in an hour to see him (and his brother) for their big parties.
2) When I asked her what she was going to be for Halloween (I'm going as Chip Kelly, which is lame, but I haven't dressed up for Halloween or been to a Halloween party for just grown ups in probably 10 years or more) she said she only had one idea. So I said "oh yeah, what's that". She smirked and said she considered wearing her graduation gown, putting a doiley (sp?) around the collar and going as Judge Judy. Not sure why, but that made my night. She'll need a fake gavel and a whig, but the thought of Coach Chip Kelly and Judge Judy going to what the invitation describes as a 'Skinsational' partymakes me laugh.
That is all. Back to talking about god inspired home runs, sandwiches and YSR losing things....
General Malaise
Footballguy
We're both kind of sandy blonds....Dying your hair at least? Nike swoosh fake ankle tat?
also, bought some black shoes like coach yesterday. i think i have black slacks.
And I'm borrowing a headset from my neighbor.
I hate you all.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Winfield Scott, ftw.My wife is awesome for a million reasons, but these two are worth noting:
1) We agreed with my ex-wife that she would be responsible for our oldest son's halloween costume and we'd tackle the younger son. Younger son is a gregarious lad who has a bevy of male and female friends at school, earning the nickname of 'Mayor of Ridgewood' amongst our family. Instead of going out a buying a costume, he said he wanted to be a 'chick magnet' for Halloween and my wife agreed to make this costume for him.
After trips to the Dollar Store and the soul draining Michaels, she had enough material for his costume. The gal worked all night long creating a shirt that had 'Chick Magnet' ironed onto it with glued on chicks and homemade magnets done out of felt. She probably spent 4-5 hours creating this shirt for him to wear. I would have given up after 5 minutes. But she stuck with it and created a pretty darn cool costume for the little Mayor. He's going to pull this off today and I'm going to the school in an hour to see him (and his brother) for their big parties.
2) When I asked her what she was going to be for Halloween (I'm going as Chip Kelly, which is lame, but I haven't dressed up for Halloween or been to a Halloween party for just grown ups in probably 10 years or more) she said she only had one idea. So I said "oh yeah, what's that". She smirked and said she considered wearing her graduation gown, putting a doiley (sp?) around the collar and going as Judge Judy. Not sure why, but that made my night. She'll need a fake gavel and a whig, but the thought of Coach Chip Kelly and Judge Judy going to what the invitation describes as a 'Skinsational' party
That is all. Back to talking about god inspired home runs, sandwiches and YSR losing things....
Great general.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
I got a cheesesteak in Philly last time I was there. Not as good as what I can get in Cincinnati.'General Malaise said:I can't believe I spent three days in Phily and didn't have a cheesesteak. Pretty poor planning on my part. I did, however, have something called 'scrapple' for breakfast at this old diner and it was incredible.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Pumped up Kicks: Cool to like this song or not?
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
I'd go see an ENT doc if it continues to bother you. Mine would occasionally swell up after a night of heavy drinking and smoking, but never seemed to go back down to its previous size. I eventually had to get most of it cut out with a cautery loop. Now that's painful.But of course you know all this otherwise why would you be asking me about your uvula.'Sarnoff said:
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
It's a LHUCKS favorite. Do the math, MOP.Pumped up Kicks: Cool to like this song or not?
Thorn > nfw do I rely on Eli Manning for anything. I'd ick Baltimore, they will be in an unpleasant mood and Arizona is pure garbage. It kinda sucks that you are burning one of the best teams remaining left, but there are only 4 teams left, you need to survive.
GM> first, tell Cheryl I said hi. And if you get any pics of chick magnet,
Everyone else>
Guinness would be very nice indeed.
I hope you all have a nice Friday night.
GM> first, tell Cheryl I said hi. And if you get any pics of chick magnet,
Everyone else>
Guinness would be very nice indeed.I hope you all have a nice Friday night.
-fish-
Footballguy
Knuckles, too. With that kind of fan base, how could you go wrong?It's a LHUCKS favorite. Do the math, MOP.Pumped up Kicks: Cool to like this song or not?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Ooooof.It's a LHUCKS favorite. Do the math, MOP.Pumped up Kicks: Cool to like this song or not?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I like it and my buddies give me #### for it. #### them.Pumped up Kicks: Cool to like this song or not?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Thorn > nfw do I rely on Eli Manning for anything. I'd ick Baltimore, they will be in an unpleasant mood and Arizona is pure garbage. It kinda sucks that you are burning one of the best teams remaining left, but there are only 4 teams left, you need to survive. GM> first, tell Cheryl I said hi. And if you get any pics of chick magnet,
Cheryl stayed for about an hour today. She only ate about half her Torta, though. Course, she's very skinny, so maybe that's why. Well that and her mormon ways keep her off teh boozes. I think our CFO is smitten with the gal more than half his age.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Okay. If you like it, then I can like it. I like the remix version. And if you are just saying you like it to make me admit to liking it, well then SCREW YOU pal.I like it and my buddies give me #### for it. #### them.Pumped up Kicks: Cool to like this song or not?
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Absolutely. By all means rely on Joe Flacco.Thorn > nfw do I rely on Eli Manning for anything. I'd ick Baltimore, they will be in an unpleasant mood and Arizona is pure garbage. It kinda sucks that you are burning one of the best teams remaining left, but there are only 4 teams left, you need to survive. GM> first, tell Cheryl I said hi. And if you get any pics of chick magnet,
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Ooooof.It's a LHUCKS favorite. Do the math, MOP.Pumped up Kicks: Cool to like this song or not?
I like it
assume there's a trip to the tanning bed tomorrow morning?
also, bought some black shoes like coach yesterday. i think i have black slacks.
And I'm borrowing a headset from my neighbor.
I hate you all.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Without looking at who you would want to save for the next couple weeks, it has to be the Giants.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Ooooof.It's a LHUCKS favorite. Do the math, MOP.Pumped up Kicks: Cool to like this song or not?I like it
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Does anyone even know who the quarterback is for Miami at this point? Jake Long?
Sconch
Footballguy
Winfield Scott, ftw.My wife is awesome for a million reasons, but these two are worth noting:
1) We agreed with my ex-wife that she would be responsible for our oldest son's halloween costume and we'd tackle the younger son. Younger son is a gregarious lad who has a bevy of male and female friends at school, earning the nickname of 'Mayor of Ridgewood' amongst our family. Instead of going out a buying a costume, he said he wanted to be a 'chick magnet' for Halloween and my wife agreed to make this costume for him.
After trips to the Dollar Store and the soul draining Michaels, she had enough material for his costume. The gal worked all night long creating a shirt that had 'Chick Magnet' ironed onto it with glued on chicks and homemade magnets done out of felt. She probably spent 4-5 hours creating this shirt for him to wear. I would have given up after 5 minutes. But she stuck with it and created a pretty darn cool costume for the little Mayor. He's going to pull this off today and I'm going to the school in an hour to see him (and his brother) for their big parties.
2) When I asked her what she was going to be for Halloween (I'm going as Chip Kelly, which is lame, but I haven't dressed up for Halloween or been to a Halloween party for just grown ups in probably 10 years or more) she said she only had one idea. So I said "oh yeah, what's that". She smirked and said she considered wearing her graduation gown, putting a doiley (sp?) around the collar and going as Judge Judy. Not sure why, but that made my night. She'll need a fake gavel and a whig, but the thought of Coach Chip Kelly and Judge Judy going to what the invitation describes as a 'Skinsational' party
That is all. Back to talking about god inspired home runs, sandwiches and YSR losing things....
or William Henry Harrison and then you can "die" right after the party starts.
Thorn
Footballguy
Wow I had no idea your flawless skin gave off that kind of glow.
Sarnoff
Footballguy
Sconch
Footballguy
Isn't it Matt Moore? Kid was a stud back in HS down in Santa Clarita. Other than that I think he blows.
Thorn
Footballguy
Appreciate the thoughts. I'm going to rule out San Fran; I don't think Cleveland is all that stinky. Also not taking Tennessee, Indy may be awful but Ten isn't anything great either, and Indy will at least be asked to show some pride.I like Baltimore but I don't like picking teams coming off a short week.That leaves Giants or Texans. First instinct was Texans but Miami is godawful. Might have to flip a coin.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Tecumseh
Footballguy
I loathe the regular version, acoustic version is ok.Pumped up Kicks: Cool to like this song or not?
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