GM's thread about nothing (22 Viewers)

[Crazy Canuck]

I have four more days in my office (then leaving for Singapore for a business trip that will be my actual last act in this job). Open to all shtick suggestions. So far have only determined that I'm going to try to work "that's what she said" into every meeting at least once.

Kizzy in the hiz-ouse!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Whoa, this is the house we lived in until I got kicked out of the first grade and we moved. :(

Looks like a tree.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Went to the Cards home opener Monday. Around the 5th inning I was standing in line to use the privilaged bathroom when I notice a guy behind me eating nachos. A couple of other guys seem to notice too but mind their own business. I finally say "hey, you're taking those nachos into the bathroom with you?". Guy replies "yeah, I'm hungry." In a loud voice I exclaim "WHAT IS THIS, A SEINFELD EPISODE"!!! Much to my delight the entire line began to crack up laughing. I pushed it to far by trying my first ever Kramer impression "but Jerry, I'm hungry!"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Whoa, this is the house we lived in until I got kicked out of the first grade and we moved. :(

Looks like a tree.

Windows are busted out and it has been deemed unlivable.

 

[T Bell]

Whoa, this is the house we lived in until I got kicked out of the first grade and we moved. :(

And nobody's cleaned it up since then?

 

[General Malaise]

How do you get kicked out of first grade?

 

[T Bell]

I have four more days in my office (then leaving for Singapore for a business trip that will be my actual last act in this job). Open to all shtick suggestions. So far have only determined that I'm going to try to work "that's what she said" into every meeting at least once.

Kizzy in the hiz-ouse!

 

[General Malaise]

MOP's got a new fishing trip up. Not AS GOOD as Wallgreens, but he's got some overt racism tossed in for good measure. 8 pages easily.

 

[kevzilla]

I have four more days in my office (then leaving for Singapore for a business trip that will be my actual last act in this job). Open to all shtick suggestions. So far have only determined that I'm going to try to work "that's what she said" into every meeting at least once.

Upper decker?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Whoa, this is the house we lived in until I got kicked out of the first grade and we moved. :(

And nobody's cleaned it up since then?

lol

That's right up the street from all of the pics in the newspaper.

How do you get kicked out of first grade?

I beat a second grader unconscious then took his shoes off and threw them on the roof of the school because he kicked my King Kong lunch box down the stairs to the playground as I was eating lunch.

 

[EYLive]

I have four more days in my office (then leaving for Singapore for a business trip that will be my actual last act in this job). Open to all shtick suggestions. So far have only determined that I'm going to try to work "that's what she said" into every meeting at least once.

Upper decker?

Just don't do it in Singapore. They'll make you clean it up with your mouth, then choke slam you.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Whoa, this is the house we lived in until I got kicked out of the first grade and we moved. :(

And nobody's cleaned it up since then?

lol

That's right up the street from all of the pics in the newspaper.

>How do you get kicked out of first grade?

I beat a second grader unconscious then took his shoes off and threw them on the roof of the school because he kicked my King Kong lunch box down the stairs to the playground as I was eating lunch.

Bob?

 

[T Bell]

I beat a second grader unconscious then took his shoes off and threw them on the roof of the school because he kicked my King Kong lunch box down the stairs to the playground as I was eating lunch.

Did you stand at the top of the stairs like this?

 

[shuke]

I pushed it to far by trying my first ever Kramer impression "but Jerry, I'm hungry!"

 

[kevzilla]

My boss pulled me in to tell me he was retiring next month. I don't know what this means for my immediate future, and neither does he. I really need the old unsure emoticon right now.

 

[charvik]

Is anyone answering questions?

Shoot.

First time, long time. I'm considering getting wasted tonight. Lately I've been drinking the way I work, alone. Sometimes with a monkey watching in case I pass out then he can flip me over on my side so I don't choke on my own vomit. Anyhow, is anybody else imbiding tonight?

oh yes, fax me a monkey please

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Whoa, this is the house we lived in until I got kicked out of the first grade and we moved. :(

And nobody's cleaned it up since then?

lol

That's right up the street from all of the pics in the newspaper.

>How do you get kicked out of first

grade?

I beat a second grader unconscious then took his shoes off and threw them on the roof of the school because he kicked my King Kong lunch box down the stairs to the playground as I was eating lunch.

Bob?

I beat a second grader unconscious then took his shoes off and threw them on the roof of the school because he kicked my King Kong lunch box down the stairs to the playground as I was eating lunch.

Did you stand at the top of the stairs like this?

Let's just say this wasn't my first altercation....

I sitll have the sweet stuffed (plush?) turtle that I won for being the best in the class at reading that year. They can never take that away from me.

 

[charvik]

I sent an email to my former fantasy football mates, who include two Baker Botts alums. No responses as of yet.

I just rode down in the elevator with a young lady from Baker Botts. Do I have HPV now?

 

[kevzilla]

I sent an email to my former fantasy football mates, who include two Baker Botts alums. No responses as of yet.

I just rode down in the elevator with a young lady from Baker Botts. Do I have HPV now?

Not unless you made an Aerosmith video in there or something.

 

[-fish-]

Baseball/fantasy nerds: mike zunino (mariners aaa) - 17 RBI in 6 games. Their 2012 first rounder.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I sent an email to my former fantasy football mates, who include two Baker Botts alums. No responses as of yet.

I just rode down in the elevator with a young lady from Baker Botts. Do I have HPV now?

Must've been a helluva ride.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Baseball/fantasy nerds: mike zunino (mariners aaa) - 17 RBI in 6 games. Their 2012 first rounder.

... has AIDS?

... is currently in my living room?

... always scratches his left nut when he eats fried chicken, and I think that's strange. Is it more strange that I noticed?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Drifter > pretty sure I'm good to go for Keeneland on Friday

Sweet. I've confirmed for two tickets.

I was informed that there's a small dress code in our "area" (box?). Slacks/shirt, no denim. PITA for me as I wasn't planning on travelling with anything but jeans, tshirts and sneakers since I'm going to be in warehouses for pretty much the entire trip.

So when and where do i need to be?

Still up for poker after if we can make it up in time?

Shuke, how about you? If Drifter and I make it back, want to join the poker game?

Probably 50/50. Will depend on how my wife is feeling. I had to take her to the ER tonight for migraine.

Have you guys tried the Tens Unit yet?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I owe GM a 12 pack, who do I owe for the NCAA pool or did I win?

GM got some Red Tick coming your way soon.

 

[Hawks64]

Y'all goin to town and seein' a new fangled contraption

^^^^

How are you doing this?

He had to install a separate program.

#### it, I give up.

Me too

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Found my turtle. Being organized is

 

[Mr.Pack]

She's got a resume pretty similar to one of our resident attorneys

See, this :unsure smilie is totally off. Why is this not fixed yet? I asked Charv to fix it at LABS and it was done within seconds. Can we put Charv in charge of everything?

What is this LABS that I see mentioned from time to time?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Found my turtle. Being organized is

I could crap a better turtle than that.

 

[kevzilla]

Found my turtle. Being organized is

I love that your keyboard is washable, too.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Found my turtle. Being organized is

I could crap a better turtle than that.

Exactly what a gay would say.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Can I get some GMTAN help for a good cause? GB of mine is working on a program to provide art education for school-age kids in his community (Batavia, IL). State Farm is running a competition where the top 40 vote-getting proposals get funding. Link, and TIA for your support.

10 votes cast.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Found my turtle. Being organized is

I love that your keyboard is washable, too.

I'm friends with the rep and gave me a bunch of them. I eat breakfast/brunchfest/brunch/lunch/dinner many times while I work. Pretty cool item.

Found my turtle. Being organized is

I could crap a better turtle than that.

Exactly what a gay would say.

Plus this was made by the teacher back in 1977.

 

[strykerpks]

St. Louis Bob, on 11 Apr 2013 - 15:37, said:

Officer Pete Malloy, on 11 Apr 2013 - 14:36, said:

Mr. Pickles, on 11 Apr 2013 - 14:36, said:Is anyone answering questions?

Shoot.

First time, long time. I'm considering getting wasted tonight. Lately I've been drinking the way I work, alone. Sometimes with a monkey watching in case I pass out then he can flip me over on my side so I don't choke on my own vomit. Anyhow, is anybody else imbiding tonight?

Water in my basement. I'll be getting fit shaced later

 

[St. Louis Bob]

St. Louis Bob, on 11 Apr 2013 - 15:37, said:

Officer Pete Malloy, on 11 Apr 2013 - 14:36, said:

Mr. Pickles, on 11 Apr 2013 - 14:36, said:Is anyone answering questions?

Shoot.

First time, long time. I'm considering getting wasted tonight. Lately I've been drinking the way I work, alone. Sometimes with a monkey watching in case I pass out then he can flip me over on my side so I don't choke on my own vomit. Anyhow, is anybody else imbiding tonight?

Water in my basement. I'll be getting fit shaced later

Dang, I lived through that WAY to many times growing up. It's not too bad I hope? :(

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Found my turtle. Being organized is

I love that your keyboard is washable, too.

I'm friends with the rep and gave me a bunch of them. I eat breakfast/brunchfest/brunch/lunch/dinner many times while I work. Pretty cool item.

>

Found my turtle. Being organized is

I could crap a better turtle than that.

Exactly what a gay would say.

Plus this was made by the teacher back in 1977.

All good. I coulda crapped a better one in 1977, too.

 

[Frostillicus]

Whoa, this is the house we lived in until I got kicked out of the first grade and we moved. :(

And nobody's cleaned it up since then?

lol

That's right up the street from all of the pics in the newspaper.

>How do you get kicked out of first

grade?

I beat a second grader unconscious then took his shoes off and threw them on the roof of the school because he kicked my King Kong lunch box down the stairs to the playground as I was eating lunch.

Bob?

I beat a second grader unconscious then took his shoes off and threw them on the roof of the school because he kicked my King Kong lunch box down the stairs to the playground as I was eating lunch.

Did you stand at the top of the stairs like this?

Let's just say this wasn't my first altercation....

I sitll have the sweet stuffed (plush?) turtle that I won for being the best in the class at reading that year. They can never take that away from me.

Did that impress Pepper or did you guys not get together until 3rd grade?

 

[T Bell]

Found my turtle. Being organized is

It looks more like a bagpipe without the straws.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Did that impress Pepper or did you guys not get together until 3rd grade?

I didn't know her until I was 17. Plus, girls back then appreciated a man that could take care of business. I was lousy with chicks.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Found my turtle. Being organized is

It looks more like a bagpipe without the straws.

Y'all jelly.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I really want to sex this woman.

She would be an epic bang...

Spoiler

...and then an epic stalker.

Spoiler

Yes. You wouldn't want her to know where you live. Or work. Or your real name.

After seeing her full res head-shot, I'm already a little frightened. Staring into my soul...

Spoiler

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zWMei93gnaM/TriyZ-FLM4I/AAAAAAAAIbE/gBMhjyyERrc/s1600/Janice.jpg

why can't I change the text of the links I add?

Spoiler

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtLcELU1brA

Tanner can do it. Others can do it. But I have only the option to paste the link. No option for "Text to Display"

I really gotta say, this new board sucks. Why did they change? You can't see who starts threads anymore...how am I supposed to know what to click on? I'm moving on to Shaggy Bevo. They're much funnier there.

Type out what you want to type, then highlight it, then click on the "link icon". Then paste your URL in, and click "OK"

Walla,

 

[Mr.Pack]

Since nobody bothered to reply, I think I'm just going to go for it. Just mixed made a whiskey.

Had some crazy weather here last night. A wind sheer actually snapped my flag pole off with crazy precision. My link

A tornado touched down right on the steet where my cousin's Mom and a GB live. Another GB lives in the subdivision right behind the pics of the damaged apartments.My Link

They're fine.

Happy your OK GB.

 

[T Bell]

I sent an email to my former fantasy football mates, who include two Baker Botts alums. No responses as of yet.

I just rode down in the elevator with a young lady from Baker Botts. Do I have HPV now?

Oops, Botts.

 

[cosjobs]

Not that the game is going to sell out or anythingWhat do you guys think?

I would probably just roll the dice at the box office. If they are at even 20% capacity I'd be surprised. I really don't care which seats, but the $28 ones don't seem too bad. I spoke briefly with guru, and he might be in as well.

Are we talking Astros?what date? Seems like k4s employers should have tickets available. Or I can make a few calls. Sadly my inbev connection moved to Dallas.

 

[Mr.Pack]

St. Louis Bob, on 11 Apr 2013 - 15:37, said:

Officer Pete Malloy, on 11 Apr 2013 - 14:36, said:

Mr. Pickles, on 11 Apr 2013 - 14:36, said:Is anyone answering questions?

Shoot.

First time, long time. I'm considering getting wasted tonight. Lately I've been drinking the way I work, alone. Sometimes with a monkey watching in case I pass out then he can flip me over on my side so I don't choke on my own vomit. Anyhow, is anybody else imbiding tonight?

Water in my basement. I'll be getting fit shaced later

That sucks GB, my sump pump is running every 30 secs. If we lose power I'm sunk.

I started designing an ark today at work, let me know if you want in.

 

[cosjobs]

When I moved, Directv installed a dish at my new place for free. And they give free stuff anytime I call.

Can they rry you you're identity and credit rating back?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Since nobody bothered to reply, I think I'm just going to go for it. Just mixed made a whiskey.

Had some crazy weather here last night. A wind sheer actually snapped my flag pole off with crazy precision. My link

A tornado touched down right on the steet where my cousin's Mom and a GB live. Another GB lives in the subdivision right behind the pics of the damaged apartments.My Link

They're fine.

Happy your OK GB.

Thanks GB. Shoot, we're all fine.

 

[Annyong]

Shuke does a nice job in that Roundup commercial

 

[Annyong]

Oh I'm home alone with my 2 boys tonight. Just opened another beer. Raising kids is hard

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Pretty sure this unsure emoticon is really a :####mypantsemoticon:

Started "The Breaks of the Game" yesterday.

Season 2 of the Wires just got reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeely good! :hotshots:

Loves me some Halberstams

 

[strykerpks]

Dang, I lived through that WAY to many times growing up. It's not too bad I hope? :(

That sucks GB, my sump pump is running every 30 secs. If we lose power I'm sunk.

I started designing an ark today at work, let me know if you want in.

Thanks. It's not terrible but I'm a bit on edge about it. There's like 10 small areas/streams but once I mop up one area and move to another, the previous area is wet again. It just isn't stopping and I don't have $50-75K laying around to get it looked at.