GM's thread about nothing (19 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Anybody else pumped for the National University Holiday Bowl?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have no idea what a polish mistake is.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Anybody else pumped for the National University Holiday Bowl?

Duh.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I have no idea what a polish mistake is.

Agree.

 

[cosjobs]

I have no idea what a polish mistake is.

redundant?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have no idea what a polish mistake is.

Agree.

I was going to make a joke about Rude's parents using the rhythm method but thought better of it.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I have no idea what a polish mistake is.

I'm Polish, have been to Poland, and never heard of these.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Almost done with this one: The Devil in Silver

It's about an under budget, ####ty mental institution in Hyde Park. Not my usual cup of tea, but very well written imo.

Hmm, just realized this is written by a black dude. Cool.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Velvetta in polish mistakes? WTF is wrong with you people?

I just looked at some recipes on line. Velveeta seems to be rather common. We've always melted cream cheese and cheddar together

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I have no idea what a polish mistake is.

Agree.

I was going to make a joke about Rude's parents using the rhythm method but thought better of it.

You should have.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Velvetta in polish mistakes? WTF is wrong with you people?

I just looked at some recipes on line. Velveeta seems to be rather common. We've always melted cream cheese and cheddar together

That's basically non-poisonous velveeta, I think.

 

[Gadzooks]

It's been handled #######s. I'm not going. And I didn't get the thread clipped last week either. ####### judgmental #######s.

I also blame you for Enron, all issues in the Middle East and my #### warts.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Still think the thread disappearance was Abe. Some mystery spam bot doesn't hold water.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Polish Mistakes

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Mmmm "processed cheese food"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

They learned it from watching you.

The Dork Knight

Can't think of a title

That's probably what I would use

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

"Put your wiener on the table" down?

 

[T Bell]

I have no idea what a polish mistake is.

Typically it's been trusting the Germans or the Russians.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I have no idea what a polish mistake is.

Typically it's been trusting the Germans or the Russians.

lol

 

[Limp Ditka]

I have no idea what a polish mistake is.

Typically it's been trusting the Germans or the Russians.

 

[bentley]

There were some hot chicks in here. Notably the Oregon cheerleaders who walked right past me on the street and much of the Texas coed section. Also enjoyed getting to drink beer in the stands at a college game.

However, the football was quite ####ty. They should have put Mack Brown down at halftime on the field. Also currently 34 minutes into trying to get out of the Alamodome parking lot.

 

[bentley]

I have no idea what a polish mistake is.

Typically it's been trusting the Germans or the Russians.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Rather shark pooly

 

[Annyong]

That's probably what I would use

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Rather shark pooly

This is pretty good.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have no idea what a polish mistake is.

I'm Polish, have been to Poland, and never heard of these.

I've always known them as rye bread pizzas as a kid. Then I made a bunch of friends in Chicago and they all called them Polish Mistakes. They are freaking delicious. Perfect combination of chewy and crunchy. Mrs. SLB tops hers with mozzarella. If you tried one and said you didn't like it, you would be lying. Great drunk food and even better stoned food.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have no idea what a polish mistake is.

Typically it's been trusting the Germans or the Russians.

Rather shark pooly

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Oh, I want one. Just never heard of em before.

 

[shuke]

in 6 hours or so my wife is having a biopsy done on a mass in her left breast. she is easily one of the sweetest kindest people i have ever met. her mother died from breast cancer in her early 40's. she is terrified. i'm trying to hold it together.

i'll take any & all tpw's

Best of luck.

 

[Rustoleum]

I have no idea what a polish mistake is.

I'm Polish, have been to Poland, and never heard of these.

I've always known them as rye bread pizzas as a kid. Then I made a bunch of friends in Chicago and they all called them Polish Mistakes. They are freaking delicious. Perfect combination of chewy and crunchy. Mrs. SLB tops hers with mozzarella. If you tried one and said you didn't like it, you would be lying. Great drunk food and even better stoned food.

I've always known these as Hanky Panky; probably just the name my German ancestors made up after they took the recipe from the Poles.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I have no idea what a polish mistake is.

I'm Polish, have been to Poland, and never heard of these.

I've always known them as rye bread pizzas as a kid. Then I made a bunch of friends in Chicago and they all called them Polish Mistakes. They are freaking delicious. Perfect combination of chewy and crunchy. Mrs. SLB tops hers with mozzarella. If you tried one and said you didn't like it, you would be lying. Great drunk food and even better stoned food.

Intoxicants aside, I'm powerless around them. I walk into a party, see them on the table and proactively loosen the belt a notch.

 

[shuke]

Speaking of the 'Cer, my niece finished her 30 days of radiation. She has a scan on 1/8 or thereabouts which will hopefully show she's in remission.

Keep your ##### crossed.

Best of luck.

 

[shuke]

Best ball is misleading as really there's only one ball to be had, so to speak, but....

NO WAIVER WIRES@!!!!111

Why are the rules so secret?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

GM, send me the entry info

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have no idea what a polish mistake is.

I'm Polish, have been to Poland, and never heard of these.

I've always known them as rye bread pizzas as a kid. Then I made a bunch of friends in Chicago and they all called them Polish Mistakes. They are freaking delicious. Perfect combination of chewy and crunchy. Mrs. SLB tops hers with mozzarella. If you tried one and said you didn't like it, you would be lying. Great drunk food and even better stoned food.

Intoxicants aside, I'm powerless around them. I walk into a party, see them on the table and proactively loosen the belt a notch.

LD knows stuff. Really wish she would have made them tonight.

 

[shuke]

MICROSOFT!?!? THE GUYS WHO MAKE WINDOWS!!!?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, take my entry fee out of my winnings please.

 

[shuke]

I wish I would have taken a trip after Dylan was born and I was getting back right about now.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Mrs. SLB is making rye bread pizzas, aka Polish Mistakes,tomorrow. I can't wait. How GM doesn't love them is baffling. I even sent him all of the stuff to make them.

If these are what I think they are, they are awesome.

Too bad I'm gong on the 4th day of a damn stomach flu bug.

This sucks

 

[krista4]

It's been handled #######s. I'm not going. And I didn't get the thread clipped last week either. ####### judgmental #######s.

I'm not kidding that I didn't see anything wrong with this idea. It's just a couple of days and she will have plenty of help and attention.

Obviously I have not had kids so am apparently am an idiot when it comes to these things. Double

Now you know how I feel when you start talking about contracts and CFOs and in-house counsels and all that other businessy stuff.

Makes sense.

Ate my mom's meatloaf tonight. Twas a mistake.

I hope to god this isn't a euphemism.

That's probably what I would use

TF> hey

 

[proninja]

Do we have anybody here that is close enough to Redmond, WA to have a corn hole on Feb 13? I'm trying to decide how badly I want to go on this trip.

Pros: Never been to Washington, never been invited to a Microsoft thing, love to travel.

Cons: My 2nd kid is being born a week before.

They only let one person from each org go so its either me or my boss. But he went last year. And before anyone gives me #### about the kid being born, my wife will not be by herself as her very large family will probably move in for a couple weeks. A 2 day outing to Washington would probably be welcome relief.

I work in Redmond. Very in.

edit: I see you're getting destroyed for this idea. I'll pull for an early birth.

 

[shuke]

Polish Mistakes

Ate about 15 of these the other day, with a jalapeno slice topped on each. Never knew that's what they were called.

 

[Limp Ditka]

So if I cut myself 5 1/2 hours ago, and it's still bleeding, I should probably be getting stitches..... amirite?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Do we have anybody here that is close enough to Redmond, WA to have a corn hole on Feb 13? I'm trying to decide how badly I want to go on this trip.

Pros: Never been to Washington, never been invited to a Microsoft thing, love to travel.

Cons: My 2nd kid is being born a week before.

They only let one person from each org go so its either me or my boss. But he went last year. And before anyone gives me #### about the kid being born, my wife will not be by herself as her very large family will probably move in for a couple weeks. A 2 day outing to Washington would probably be welcome relief.

I work in Redmond. Very in.

Next few posts are going to be disappointing for you

 

[proninja]

Pros:

1. Never been to Washington

2. Microsoft SWAG!

3. Potential cornhole with Pacific NW fbgs

4. Free food and booze!

5. Hot Microsoft interns

Cons:

1. Balls ripped violently from body and fed to dogs with a nice Bearnaise.

I have a good friend/little fraternity brother who worked for Dell for 10 years. He moved from Austin to Seattle/Kirkland because his biggest client was Microsoft. He spent a great deal of his time on that campus. Few things I learned: 1) Msft is incredibly cheap. 2) Not a whole hell of a lot of hot anywhere. 3) They will soul suck you for every last damn cent out of every deal you try to make with them. 4) Vipul is a more common first name on campus than Bill.

This is spot on

 

[proninja]

Do we have anybody here that is close enough to Redmond, WA to have a corn hole on Feb 13? I'm trying to decide how badly I want to go on this trip.

Pros: Never been to Washington, never been invited to a Microsoft thing, love to travel.

Cons: My 2nd kid is being born a week before.

They only let one person from each org go so its either me or my boss. But he went last year. And before anyone gives me #### about the kid being born, my wife will not be by herself as her very large family will probably move in for a couple weeks. A 2 day outing to Washington would probably be welcome relief.

I work in Redmond. Very in.

Next few posts are going to be disappointing for you

I should get up to date before I start my evening hippling.

 

[bentley]

So if I cut myself 5 1/2 hours ago, and it's still bleeding, I should probably be getting stitches..... amirite?

Nah. Just let it go. Eventually it will all bleed out.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So if I cut myself 5 1/2 hours ago, and it's still bleeding, I should probably be getting stitches..... amirite?

I've done the ol' heated spoon trick a time or two.

 

[Limp Ditka]

So if I cut myself 5 1/2 hours ago, and it's still bleeding, I should probably be getting stitches..... amirite?

Nah. Just let it go. Eventually it will all bleed out.

It's not gushing, but I can still put pressure around the cut and still force some out

 

[Limp Ditka]

So if I cut myself 5 1/2 hours ago, and it's still bleeding, I should probably be getting stitches..... amirite?

I've done the ol' heated spoon trick a time or two.

Was thinking super glue