GM's thread about nothing (59 Viewers)

[Abraham]

I should have married a professional women's tennis player. We all should have. Including ysr.

Think she's the only one eligible. I think they only date lesbians and pro hockey players.

Your whore mouth _> close it bub.

 

[-fish-]

Nfl network best 10 players to never make the Super Bowl. Largent story is hilarious. 1983 afc championship Lyle Alzado rips a seahawks o linemans helmet off and beats him with it. Set the tone for the whole game

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Weather now "snow showers"

That's cute

Nfl network best 10 players to never make the Super Bowl. Largent story is hilarious. 1983 afc championship Lyle Alzado rips a seahawks o linemans helmet off and beats him with it. Set the tone for the whole game

at both

 

[kevzilla]

I should have married a professional women's tennis player. We all should have. Including ysr.

Think she's the only one eligible. I think they only date lesbians and pro hockey players.

Your whore mouth _> close it bub.

I call dibs on Sharapova. You guys can fight over the rest.

 

[Abraham]

I should have married a professional women's tennis player. We all should have. Including ysr.

Think she's the only one eligible. I think they only date lesbians and pro hockey players.

Your whore mouth _> close it bub.

I call dibs on Sharapova. You guys can fight over the rest.

The one on right now names radwanska...I would disable her permanently.

 

[Abraham]

Homer - if I'm drink and poor Bacardi rum in a glass over ice, does that have a name?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Nfl network best 10 players to never make the Super Bowl. Largent story is hilarious. 1983 afc championship Lyle Alzado rips a seahawks o linemans helmet off and beats him with it. Set the tone for the whole game

Couldn't have been an AFC championship game...divisional round?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Homer - if I'm drink and poor Bacardi rum in a glass over ice, does that have a name?

Yep.

It's called a Keyboard Lethargy.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Nevermind

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Hola, ladies & gents

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Man, I could destroy a HomerJay Rum Punch right about now...mainly because my body needs vitamins. And the rest of me needs booze.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hola, ladies & gents

Mornin!

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Hola, ladies & gents

Mornin!

Hopefully, I'm on a tweener. That means I can drink, right?

 

[Frostillicus]

Nevermind

oh come on

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hola, ladies & gents

Mornin!

Hopefully, I'm on a tweener. That means I can drink, right?

Sure thing. Rum seems to be the theme of late.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I need a passport.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Hola, ladies & gents

Mornin!

Hopefully, I'm on a tweener. That means I can drink, right?

Sure thing. Rum seems to be the theme of late.

If Rum = Sambuca, we're golden

 

[Abraham]

Wait. So the greatest rock band and greatest country band and second greatest blues band of all time has won a total of two ####### Grammies? What the guck is wrong with the world?

 

[-fish-]

Nfl network best 10 players to never make the Super Bowl. Largent story is hilarious. 1983 afc championship Lyle Alzado rips a seahawks o linemans helmet off and beats him with it. Set the tone for the whole game

Couldn't have been an AFC championship game...divisional round?

Could have been. Hawks beat the dolphins then lost to the raiders.Just looked it up. AFC Championship. I'm drunk but right.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Wait. So the greatest rock band and greatest country band and second greatest blues band of all time has won a total of two ####### Grammies? What the guck is wrong with the world?

Quiet, wholemilk.

 

[Abraham]

Wait. So the greatest rock band and greatest country band and second greatest blues band of all time has won a total of two ####### Grammies? What the guck is wrong with the world?

Quiet, wholemilk.

Opening that rum now. I'll see you on the other side. Godspeed, Homer XIII. Godspeed to you.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Nfl network best 10 players to never make the Super Bowl. Largent story is hilarious. 1983 afc championship Lyle Alzado rips a seahawks o linemans helmet off and beats him with it. Set the tone for the whole game

Couldn't have been an AFC championship game...divisional round?

Could have been. Hawks beat the dolphins then lost to the raiders.

Ahhhh, you were right. I thought Alzado was a Brown by '83.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bill!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Swelling go down yet?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Ok, "Rum" has now morphed into "Jaeger Shot And A Beer".

Funny how that works

 

[Homer J Simpson]

K. College Football is on my agenda...Bowling Green looking to repeat as national champs.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Bill!

Brotherman!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Ok, "Rum" has now morphed into "Jaeger Shot And A Beer".

Funny how that works

K. College Football is on my agenda...Bowling Green looking to repeat as national champs.

Fine. One more hit and another whiskey.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Swelling go down yet?

I'm not allowed to talk about that, so no - it hasn't

 

[strykerpks]

Ok, "Rum" has now morphed into "Jaeger Shot And A Beer".

Funny how that works

And why aren't you videoing this?

 

[Drifter]

Ok, "Rum" has now morphed into "Jaeger Shot And A Beer".

Funny how that works

K. College Football is on my agenda...Bowling Green looking to repeat as national champs.

Fine. One more hit and another whiskey.

Group hit?

 

[strykerpks]

Ok, "Rum" has now morphed into "Jaeger Shot And A Beer".

Funny how that works

K. College Football is on my agenda...Bowling Green looking to repeat as national champs.

Fine. One more hit and another whiskey.

Group hit?

Mine's in my detached garage and it's cold.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Ok, "Rum" has now morphed into "Jaeger Shot And A Beer".

Funny how that works

And why aren't you videoing this?

I don't know how to video it OR post it. Where's Guster? He usually bails me out doing these things.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Ok, "Rum" has now morphed into "Jaeger Shot And A Beer".

Funny how that works

K. College Football is on my agenda...Bowling Green looking to repeat as national champs.

Fine. One more hit and another whiskey.

Group hit?

Swelling go down yet?

I'm not allowed to talk about that, so no - it hasn't

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Ok, "Rum" has now morphed into "Jaeger Shot And A Beer".

Funny how that works

K. College Football is on my agenda...Bowling Green looking to repeat as national champs.

Fine. One more hit and another whiskey.

Group hit?

Mine's in my detached garage and it's cold.

 

[Drifter]

Ok, "Rum" has now morphed into "Jaeger Shot And A Beer".

Funny how that works

K. College Football is on my agenda...Bowling Green looking to repeat as national champs.

Fine. One more hit and another whiskey.

Group hit?

Mine's in my detached garage and it's cold.

Dugout needs to be reemed and I can't find a needle. I have no ####### idea where the bong is. Made the 783rd tinfoil bowl of my life just for you guys.

 

[strykerpks]

Ok, "Rum" has now morphed into "Jaeger Shot And A Beer".

Funny how that works

And why aren't you videoing this?

I don't know how to video it OR post it. Where's Guster? He usually bails me out doing these things.

Pretty sure he's fingering Nanook right now

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Ok, "Rum" has now morphed into "Jaeger Shot And A Beer".

Funny how that works

And why aren't you videoing this?

I don't know how to video it OR post it. Where's Guster? He usually bails me out doing these things.

Pretty sure he's fingering Nanook right now

In the back of a cab, no doubt. Or on a bachelorette bus.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Ok, "Rum" has now morphed into "Jaeger Shot And A Beer".

Funny how that works

K. College Football is on my agenda...Bowling Green looking to repeat as national champs.

Fine. One more hit and another whiskey.

Group hit?

Mine's in my detached garage and it's cold.

Dugout needs to be reemed and I can't find a needle. I have no ####### idea where the bong is. Made the 783rd tinfoil bowl of my life just for you guys.

Beer/soda cans work in a pinch, too. Or so I've been told BECAUSE I'VE BEEN DRUG TESTED FOR THE LAST 25 YEARS BY ORDER OF OSHA-NAZIS.

 

[Frostillicus]

K. College Football is on my agenda...Bowling Green looking to repeat as national champs.

godspped

 

[Abraham]

...

 

[Frostillicus]

My job doesn't drug test because if they test me they also have to test anybody who acts in their movies and god knows they don't want to do that. I've taken advantage by getting high once in the 5 years in the industry and that was in the middle of nowhere Canada on a houseboat on a fishing trip. I think I'm doing it wrong.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[Uruk-Hai]

God, thinking about the tools I used to make ganja-smoke it's no wonder I'm half ######ed.

Welded together copper pipe (no poison there, I'm sure) with a brass fitting for a bowl

Used 1.5" PVC, about 4' long. Drilled a hole and inserted (maybe) same brass fitting for a bowl. Someone else would hold their hand over the far end of the pipe, then let go to shotgun the toker into oblivion.

Cardboard toilet paper holder. This was fun and I burnt my eyebrows off more than once.

One friend of mine in HS swore he couldn't feel pain, so we'd burn grass right on his hand and inhale. If he's still alive, I'd be amazed. Last I heard, he was drinking MD2020 and milk (for his delicate innards).

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Hot chicks and douchebags at the Hard Rock.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

74% on Denver?

Seattle to the bank right?

Let us Do It!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

74% on Denver?

Seattle to the bank right?

Let us Do It!

I'm also thinking about converting the family to Judaism. I figure if there is a test most of the answers will be "Hitler".

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Olives are tasty.

 

[kevzilla]

Hot chicks and douchebags at the Hard Rock.

Water is wet, as well.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Hot chicks and douchebags at the Hard Rock.

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