GM's thread about nothing (13 Viewers)

[belljr]

i havent shaved in a couple weeks, its getting harder and harder to find my penis

 

[Ignoramus]

Until recently, I haven't made use of the 'ignore' feature, but I feel pretty good about the short list I've compiled over the last week or so.

 

[belljr]

Until recently, I haven't made use of the 'ignore' feature, but I feel pretty good about the short list I've compiled over the last week or so.

im sorry

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Anybody remember, back in the early 90s, the sports radio line up of John Renshaw, Papa Joe, Scotty Ferrell, and Arnie Spanier?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh and made my first drink of the evening. Store brand whiskey and diet cola.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Beerhole update?

Who's coming in town Friday night? My wife is getting us a sitter and we're going out with whoever shows. I may have to be on somewhat good behavior that night.

She's taking the kid out of town on Saturday so I can make an "### out of your(my)self for your(my) internet friends at the Brewer game". Sounds like a plan to me.

Are there any wives coming :snicker: other than Pepper? She was a little buzzed tonight and looking forward to it but when she's sober she is weird.

lol

Assuming I go (pretty likely) I'd come up Friday.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6yvrjipllk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

hard whiskey?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6yvrjipllk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

hard whiskey?

I get it.

 

[bentley]

Anybody remember, back in the early 90s, the sports radio line up of John Renshaw, Papa Joe, Scotty Ferrell, and Arnie Spanier?

1 8 0 0 7 7 7 Twooooooooooo 9 0 7.

I made it on with Arnie a couple times. Pretty average.

Is belljr trying to start a conversation about being a bag-shaver? Because I can get on board with that.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Amanda Coetzer was like 5' 1".

 

[belljr]

Anybody remember, back in the early 90s, the sports radio line up of John Renshaw, Papa Joe, Scotty Ferrell, and Arnie Spanier?

1 8 0 0 7 7 7 Twooooooooooo 9 0 7.I made it on with Arnie a couple times. Pretty average.

Is belljr trying to start a conversation about being a bag-shaver? Because I can get on board with that.

shave it son

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Anybody remember, back in the early 90s, the sports radio line up of John Renshaw, Papa Joe, Scotty Ferrell, and Arnie Spanier?

1 8 0 0 7 7 7 Twooooooooooo 9 0 7.

I made it on with Arnie a couple times. Pretty average.

Is belljr trying to start a conversation about being a bag-shaver? Because I can get on board with that.

lol I was on the bench with Ferrell a time or two. Not in a gay way.

Not both times, anyway.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Anybody remember, back in the early 90s, the sports radio line up of John Renshaw, Papa Joe, Scotty Ferrell, and Arnie Spanier?

1 8 0 0 7 7 7 Twooooooooooo 9 0 7.

I made it on with Arnie a couple times. Pretty average.

Is belljr trying to start a conversation about being a bag-shaver? Because I can get on board with that.

Whatever local radio station carried that line-up brought Papa Joe and Renshaw to town to do remotes.

Got to meet both. Papa Joe was a fat dooch who probably never even made Freshman baseball.

Hung out with Renshaw. Dude likes to party. He was like 23 at the time.

 

[T Bell]

Until recently, I haven't made use of the 'ignore' feature, but I feel pretty good about the short list I've compiled over the last week or so.

im sorry

He can't hear you.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh and FBG lurker Syxxpac picked up Renshaw from L.A. and drove him to Bakersfield. Pretty sure the first thing he asked was either "you guys want to get high?" or "we need to stop and get a 12ver."

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Nfl network best 10 players to never make the Super Bowl. Largent story is hilarious. 1983 afc championship Lyle Alzado rips a seahawks o linemans helmet off and beats him with it. Set the tone for the whole game

 

[belljr]

Until recently, I haven't made use of the 'ignore' feature, but I feel pretty good about the short list I've compiled over the last week or so.

im sorry

He can't hear you.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Nfl network best 10 players to never make the Super Bowl. Largent story is hilarious. 1983 afc championship Lyle Alzado rips a seahawks o linemans helmet off and beats him with it. Set the tone for the whole game

Couldn't have been an AFC championship game...divisional round?

I'm on serious satellite delay,,,,,,,, it's probably been answered.....Seattle was in the afc west forever.

#### you goodell

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Just did a shot, had a beer and bought a redbull $25 at the hilton bar. now headed back to work.

Slap it high?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just did a shot, had a beer and bought a redbull $25 at the hilton bar. now headed back to work.

Slap it high?

SLAP

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Mata is texting me pics of stiletto heels. She can't wear them, as she annihilated her tibia (or one of those bones) a few years ago. One of the texts has her getting ready to wrap her tongue around the heel. I'm toast, ladies & gents.

Are there pics of this temptress? For us.....

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Just did a shot, had a beer and bought a redbull $25 at the hilton bar. now headed back to work.

Slap it high?

SLAP

Mama didn't raise no quitter

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Without looking it up...

When the Seahawks and the Bucs came into the league who were the starting quarterbacks for both teams?

(don't really care if you get both right but most oldish dudes know at least one...and which one you know usually determines which coast you're closer too)

 

[belljr]

Without looking it up...

When the Seahawks and the Bucs came into the league who were the starting quarterbacks for both teams?

(don't really care if you get both right but most oldish dudes know at least one...and which one you know usually determines which coast you're closer too)

krieg and williams?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Jim Zorn in Seattle? No idear on the Bucs.

 

[FDAS]

Spurrier in Tampa, and I'll agree with Homer on Seattle, but I have no idea.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Yeah...

Zorn in Seattle.

Spurrier in Tampa.

Typically the East Coast guys will know Spurrier but not Zorn and vice versa.

 

[Limp Ditka]

my feeble mind is having a hard time grasping the fact that there's hockey being played at Dodger Stadium

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Mata is texting me pics of stiletto heels. She can't wear them, as she annihilated her tibia (or one of those bones) a few years ago. One of the texts has her getting ready to wrap her tongue around the heel. I'm toast, ladies & gents.

Are there pics of this temptress? For us.....

Yes, but I won't post them because I don't want a "random" bullet crashing through my window 12 seconds after said post. Trying to think of a celeb she looks like.......

 

[T Bell]

my feeble mind is having a hard time grasping the fact that there's hockey being played at Dodger Stadium

It gets wintery out here too, fella.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wife is watching "This is The End". I'm half watching it.

How long is this ####### movie?

 

[T Bell]

Mata is texting me pics of stiletto heels. She can't wear them, as she annihilated her tibia (or one of those bones) a few years ago. One of the texts has her getting ready to wrap her tongue around the heel. I'm toast, ladies & gents.

Are there pics of this temptress? For us.....

Yes, but I won't post them because I don't want a "random" bullet crashing through my window 12 seconds after said post. Trying to think of a celeb she looks like.......

Why would this happen?

 

[T Bell]

Wife is watching "This is The End". I'm half watching it.

How long is this ####### movie?

Look for this part:

THE END

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Mata is texting me pics of stiletto heels. She can't wear them, as she annihilated her tibia (or one of those bones) a few years ago. One of the texts has her getting ready to wrap her tongue around the heel. I'm toast, ladies & gents.

Are there pics of this temptress? For us.....

Yes, but I won't post them because I don't want a "random" bullet crashing through my window 12 seconds after said post. Trying to think of a celeb she looks like.......

Maybe Anna Gunn? Facial (hehe) structure is different, but body & eyes are similar.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wife is watching "This is The End". I'm half watching it.

How long is this ####### movie?

Look for this part:

THE END

It's over now. Funny movie but it goes on and on.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Mata is texting me pics of stiletto heels. She can't wear them, as she annihilated her tibia (or one of those bones) a few years ago. One of the texts has her getting ready to wrap her tongue around the heel. I'm toast, ladies & gents.

Are there pics of this temptress? For us.....

Yes, but I won't post them because I don't want a "random" bullet crashing through my window 12 seconds after said post. Trying to think of a celeb she looks like.......

Why would this happen?

Go backwards from "HAL = IBM" to "DJB = ???"

 

[Limp Ditka]

Vin Scully rules. true story.

 

[T Bell]

Mata is texting me pics of stiletto heels. She can't wear them, as she annihilated her tibia (or one of those bones) a few years ago. One of the texts has her getting ready to wrap her tongue around the heel. I'm toast, ladies & gents.

Are there pics of this temptress? For us.....

Yes, but I won't post them because I don't want a "random" bullet crashing through my window 12 seconds after said post. Trying to think of a celeb she looks like.......

Why would this happen?

Go backwards from "HAL = IBM" to "DJB = ???"

Ok. And I take it that's where this one works?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Vin Scully rules. true story.

Villalobos watches the first pitch end up as a low ball....Javier is known as a contact hitter...back in the Domincan Republic he earned the nickname "El Contact Hitter...ball two...high and outside...tomorrow night is "scarf night"...first 3297 fans through the gate get a hipster scarf...Garrison confers with Feltcher...Interesting fact about Garrison, he was also drafted by the XFL but told them '#### no'...here's the wind up and...Villalobos takes a strike down the pike...just a reminder to you local fans, the Pinnochio parking lot will be closed during the month of July due to hosing off of the blood stains...check-swing for strike two...after the game remember to pick up a 36 pack of Farmer John wieners at Ralphs....Garrison sets and delivers a smoker that just kisses the outsider corner...#### Villalobos...

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Horrible.

 

[kevzilla]

Watching Kiss alternately confuse and anger my parents made it like 1976 again.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Mata is texting me pics of stiletto heels. She can't wear them, as she annihilated her tibia (or one of those bones) a few years ago. One of the texts has her getting ready to wrap her tongue around the heel. I'm toast, ladies & gents.

Are there pics of this temptress? For us.....

Yes, but I won't post them because I don't want a "random" bullet crashing through my window 12 seconds after said post. Trying to think of a celeb she looks like.......

Why would this happen?

Go backwards from "HAL = IBM" to "DJB = ???"

Ok. And I take it that's where this one works?

Yes.

I've been playing it up a bit here for my own amusement (I don't really think I'm gonna get shot - ), but she's had assignments where she hasn't used her birth name (and she ain't a stripper)..

 

[Limp Ditka]

Did TRE just call Vin Scully horrible?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Did TRE just call Vin Scully horrible?

I think he was talking about my baseball announcer shtick.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Vin Scully rules. true story.

Villalobos watches the first pitch end up as a low ball....Javier is known as a contact hitter...back in the Domincan Republic he earned the nickname "El Contact Hitter...ball two...high and outside...tomorrow night is "scarf night"...first 3297 fans through the gate get a hipster scarf...Garrison confers with Feltcher...Interesting fact about Garrison, he was also drafted by the XFL but told them '#### no'...here's the wind up and...Villalobos takes a strike down the pike...just a reminder to you local fans, the Pinnochio parking lot will be closed during the month of July due to hosing off of the blood stains...check-swing for strike two...after the game remember to pick up a 36 pack of Farmer John wieners at Ralphs....Garrison sets and delivers a smoker that just kisses the outsider corner...#### Villalobos...

Love it.

Let me fix you a drink.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Vin Scully rules. true story.

Villalobos watches the first pitch end up as a low ball....Javier is known as a contact hitter...back in the Domincan Republic he earned the nickname "El Contact Hitter...ball two...high and outside...tomorrow night is "scarf night"...first 3297 fans through the gate get a hipster scarf...Garrison confers with Feltcher...Interesting fact about Garrison, he was also drafted by the XFL but told them '#### no'...here's the wind up and...Villalobos takes a strike down the pike...just a reminder to you local fans, the Pinnochio parking lot will be closed during the month of July due to hosing off of the blood stains...check-swing for strike two...after the game remember to pick up a 36 pack of Farmer John wieners at Ralphs....Garrison sets and delivers a smoker that just kisses the outsider corner...#### Villalobos...

Love it.

Let me fix you a drink.

Roger's Place is my favorite bar. Hope I don't choke on a Hot Pocket.

 

[The_Man]

Mata is texting me pics of stiletto heels. She can't wear them, as she annihilated her tibia (or one of those bones) a few years ago. One of the texts has her getting ready to wrap her tongue around the heel. I'm toast, ladies & gents.

Are there pics of this temptress? For us.....

Yes, but I won't post them because I don't want a "random" bullet crashing through my window 12 seconds after said post. Trying to think of a celeb she looks like.......

Why would this happen?

Go backwards from "HAL = IBM" to "DJB = ???"

EKC

Eastman Kodak Company?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Did TRE just call Vin Scully horrible?

I think he was talking about my baseball announcer shtick.

This one. Usually it's marginally funny, but this one was a 3/10.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Also, I celebrate the entire olive catalog.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Scully is the best ever... I listen to Dodger games at night every chance I get.