Had a dream last night that I made love to a man (1 Viewer)

[belljr]

But when I'm making love, tongues collide.

And when the OP is making love, taints collide.Hairy taints.

SCISSORING!!!!

 

[jomar]

there is NOTHING gay about this. NOTHING!!!!!!!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I had a dream once that I was with a man .... And I am female ... Lesbian female. It also involved coke and I never done coke either

I read this post, and I was all "whaaat?" so I clicked on the profile. Then I saw this:

Latest Visitors:Notorious T.R.E. 28 Dec 2011 - 23:48

 

[Bogart]

Whoever is holding the keys to WetDream is falling down on the job this morning. That pitch is going to be any fatter.

 

[jon_mx]

Stop it!

Your lips say stop, but your eyes say go.

 

[Sarnoff]

GREASED LIGHTNING!

 

[belljr]

 

[Nipsey]

If you are not homosexual in your waking life and dream that you are homosexual represents a union with aspects of yourself. It is symbolic of self-love, self-acceptance, and compassion. If you are uncomfortable with homosexuality in your dream, then it suggests some fears or anxieties about your masculinity (if you are male) and femininity (if you are female). You may be experiencing some insecurity in your relations with the opposite sex.To dream that the guy you like in real life is gay represents your anxieties and fears that he won't like you back. By seeing him as gay, then it would be easier for you to dismiss your feelings for him because you have no chance with him. On a side note, it is common for expectant fathers to have dreams of homosexual encounters.If you are homosexual in your waking life, then the dream is simply a reflection of your own self.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Frotting?

 

[beavers]

I had a dream once that I was with a man .... And I am female ... Lesbian female. It also involved coke and I never done coke either

I read this post, and I was all "whaaat?" so I clicked on the profile. Then I saw this:

Latest Visitors:Notorious T.R.E. 28 Dec 2011 - 23:48

So it was you in my dream?

 

[Mile High]

Was it John Travolta? I had a dream I was making love to Kelly Preston the other night.

 

[EYLive]

I dreamt I smoked a cigarette. A real one, not a yufamism.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I had a dream once that I was with a man .... And I am female ... Lesbian female. It also involved coke and I never done coke either

I read this post, and I was all "whaaat?" so I clicked on the profile. Then I saw this:

Latest Visitors:Notorious T.R.E. 28 Dec 2011 - 23:48

So it was you in my dream?

Did I do a shot of whisky before/during/after? If so, maybe...

 

[belljr]

I dreamt I smoked a cigarette. A real one, not a yufamism.

schtick?

 

[Guest]

Is there a chance you could be going to prison any time soon?

Did you cuddle after?

 

[Foosball God]

Do you like gladiator movies?

 

[Clifford]

I had a dream the other night that I looked into the mirror and I was a 50-something woman.

Go fig

If I take meaning from this I should have a sex-change operation that also ages me 20 years.

 

[E Street Brat]

I had a dream the other night that I looked into the mirror and I was a 50-something woman.Go fig If I take meaning from this I should have a sex-change operation that also ages me 20 years.

How big were your bewbs?Ya know just in case I dream about making sweet love to you tonight

 

[beavers]

I had a dream once that I was with a man .... And I am female ... Lesbian female. It also involved coke and I never done coke either

I read this post, and I was all "whaaat?" so I clicked on the profile. Then I saw this:

Latest Visitors:Notorious T.R.E. 28 Dec 2011 - 23:48

So it was you in my dream?

Did I do a shot of whisky before/during/after? If so, maybe...

Sure. I also gave you a **** *** (which is where the coke came into play crazy, every once in a while I dream about men. I guess than makes me a non-man hating lesbian.

 

[Clifford]

I had a dream the other night that I looked into the mirror and I was a 50-something woman.Go fig If I take meaning from this I should have a sex-change operation that also ages me 20 years.

How big were your bewbs?Ya know just in case I dream about making sweet love to you tonight

Wrinkly and droopy, but i was wearing a pants-suit so hard to know for sure. If I were u I would pass on my menopausal dream self.

 

[GreatLakesMike]

I had a dream once that I was with a man .... And I am female ... Lesbian female. It also involved coke and I never done coke either

I really like coke and lesbians.

 

[GreatLakesMike]

I don't dream. I just lay down for an hour or two, then finally wind down enough to go to sleep. Then I wake up.

That said, if this isn't shtick, then I'm pretty sure you like bagina and smoking poles. The playing field just doubled, go with it.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

Was he good looking?

Hard to remember now. I know it was someone I knew, but I can't remember who.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

I almost feel dirty about it. I mean I'm comfortable with my own sexuality but this has me freaked out a little. Has anyone here had a similar experience? There's no shame in it. You can't control your dreams after all.

I've never had an experience like this, there is plenty of shame in it and you can certainly control this type of dream by waking the #%^* up. You should feel dirty.

How the hell do you do this? I wanted to. Believe me.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

I had a dream Steve Martin the comedian slobbed my knob when I was 16. I wish I was joking.

That's much worse.

 

[Das Boot]

Tony: [describing his dream] So there I am, getting it on with this perfect female body and...

Mike: What?

Tony: I can't say.

Mike: No, you can't give a build-up like that and not deliver. You know, a perfect female body, it's not a bad start.

Tony: But with the head of Abraham Lincoln. With the hat and the beard, everything.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

lol at "made love."

Puts an interesting spin on this.

 

[Disco Stu]

Was he good looking?

Hard to remember now. I know it was someone I knew, but I can't remember who.

Maybe you'll remember Friday.

 

[KentGraham10]

I had a dream Steve Martin the comedian slobbed my knob when I was 16. I wish I was joking.

Did you have this dream recently about your 16 year old self, or did you have this dream when you were 16? Cuz it makes a difference.

Yeah I was like 16 or 17 at the time I remember I was still in high school

 

[KentGraham10]

I had a dream Steve Martin the comedian slobbed my knob when I was 16. I wish I was joking.

That's much worse.

There's no shame in it bro. You can't control your dreams

 

[Rohn Jambo]

I had a dream Steve Martin the comedian slobbed my knob when I was 16. I wish I was joking.

That's much worse.

There's no shame in it bro. You can't control your dreams

Can't help but feel a little shameful, but you're right, though. We can't pick what we dream about. Although they would never admit it, I'm sure there are others around here who have had the same experience. Similar to you, sort of, I also had a dream about sucking off my college roommate while still living with him. I was utterly disgusted at the time but came to accept to it for what it was. Obviously, I never told anyone.

 

[cstu]

I had a dream once that I was with a man .... And I am female ... Lesbian female. It also involved coke and I never done coke either

You don't know what you missing (applies to both).

 

[pittstownkiller]

I had a dream Steve Martin the comedian slobbed my knob when I was 16. I wish I was joking.

That's much worse.

There's no shame in it bro. You can't control your dreams

Can't help but feel a little shameful, but you're right, though. We can't pick what we dream about. Although they would never admit it, I'm sure there are others around here who have had the same experience. Similar to you, sort of, I also had a dream about sucking off my college roommate while still living with him. I was utterly disgusted at the time but came to accept to it for what it was. Obviously, I never told anyone.

A reoccurring theme here. Why didn't you tell your roommate, maybe he had the same feelings.

 

[TinHat]

I have a repeating dream about waiting in a rest area bathroom, listening to a George Michael CD, when a bear in candy-striped gym shorts walks into a cubicle to do his business but i'm not scared.

are you doing what George Michael would do in a bathroom cubicle?

 

[beavers]

I had a dream once that I was with a man .... And I am female ... Lesbian female. It also involved coke and I never done coke either

You don't know what you missing (applies to both).

I do know what I'm missing ... I've slept with 3 men in hs and college.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I had a dream once that I was with a man .... And I am female ... Lesbian female. It also involved coke and I never done coke either

You don't know what you missing (applies to both).

I do know what I'm missing ... I've slept with 3 men in hs and college.

:recordscratch:

 

[TheAristocrat]

Holy

 

[RBM]

I almost feel dirty about it.

Which of you drew first blood?

"I'm coming for you, Murdock!"

In the OP's case, switch "for" to "in".

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I had a dream Steve Martin the comedian slobbed my knob when I was 16. I wish I was joking.

That's much worse.

There's no shame in it bro. You can't control your dreams

Can't help but feel a little shameful, but you're right, though. We can't pick what we dream about. Although they would never admit it, I'm sure there are others around here who have had the same experience. Similar to you, sort of, I also had a dream about sucking off my college roommate while still living with him. I was utterly disgusted at the time but came to accept to it for what it was. Obviously, I never told anyone.

Oh boy...

 

[Tecumseh]

I had a dream once that I was with a man .... And I am female ... Lesbian female. It also involved coke and I never done coke either

You don't know what you missing (applies to both).

I do know what I'm missing ... I've slept with 3 men in hs and college.

At the same time?

 

[beavers]

I had a dream once that I was with a man .... And I am female ... Lesbian female. It also involved coke and I never done coke either

You don't know what you missing (applies to both).

I do know what I'm missing ... I've slept with 3 men in hs and college.

At the same time?

 

[Rohn Jambo]

Nothing wrong with the dream. Referring to it as "made love" is concerning though.

That's' what it was. From the best I can remember, it wasn't some all out hardcore ####fest. I can't actually remember the specific act, but I woke up knowing that I had just dreamed about making love to another man.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

Did you enjoy it?Top or bottom?

Last thing I remember was standing.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

Could you describe the dream.... slowly

Really wish I could but that's mostly all I've got. We were in someone's house, almost seemed like an old place I lived in years ago. I remember the dude was much taller and probably 20 years or so older than me, and he was wearing glasses. If I had immediately written down the details after waking up, I would have more but most of it has faded. I'm still remembering bits and pieces here and there but nothing interesting. A buddy of mine was in the house too, I think, but not during the love making. Some other meaningless details I remember, the tv was on in the background etc.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

 

[Fennis]

nice sugar daddy

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how sensual are we talking?

 

[moderated]

 

[Britney Spears]

I had a dream once that I was with a man .... And I am female ... Lesbian female. It also involved coke and I never done coke either

I read this post, and I was all "whaaat?" so I clicked on the profile. Then I saw this:

Latest Visitors:Notorious T.R.E. 28 Dec 2011 - 23:48

So it was you in my dream?

I definitely dream about TRE.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how sensual are we talking?

6 at the most, but it's hard to say. He was sort of just standing there, so I'm guessing 6 may be a little generous.