Jose Canseco is probably the 2nd most pathetic twitter user (1 Viewer)

[the moops]

sweet jorts

 

[flapgreen]

He's awesome.

 

[beer 302]

He's trying desperately to get on the Indians since they seem to be entertaining the remnants of the 80's ball players still able to walk upright now in spring training this year. He would be the single best thing to happen to Cleveland since Moses Cleveland stood on the banks of the Cuyahoga and founded the city.

 

[BobbyLayne]

He's trying desperately to get on the Indians since they seem to be entertaining the remnants of the 80's ball players still able to walk upright now in spring training this year. He would be the single best thing to happen to Cleveland since Moses Cleveland stood on the banks of the Cuyahoga and founded the city.

Moses spelled his name Cleaveland.A newspaper editor who didn't have enough room on the a masthead removed the first 'a' 30 years after the Connecticuter went home. I'm digging Jose's bimbo. She made him a V-day card/poem incorporated the names of 30+ candy bars. It's like they're perfect for each other.

 

[Righetti]

Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCansecoAncient gravity was much weaker1:09 AM - 19 Feb 13

 

[Righetti]

Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCansecoYou ever wonder why nothing REALLY big exists today in nature1:11 AM - 19 Feb 13

 

[Righetti]

Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCansecoelephants today eight tons supersaurs two hundred tons a totally different world. why?1:16 AM - 19 Feb 13

 

[Righetti]

Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCansecoAnimal tissue of muscles and ligaments could not support huge dinosaurs even standing up or pump blood up 60 foot necks1:23 AM - 19 Feb 13

 

[Righetti]

Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCansecoGravity had to be weaker to make dinosaurs nimble1:29 AM - 19 Feb 13

 

[Righetti]

Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCansecoMy theory is the core of the planet shifted when single continent formed to keep us in a balanced spin1:33 AM - 19 Feb 13

 

[Righetti]

Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCansecoThe land was farther away from the core and had much less gravity so bigness could develop and dominate

 

[Righetti]

Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCansecoI may not be 100% right but think about it. How else could 30 foot leather birds fly?1:38 AM - 19 Feb 13

 

[gmbacm]

Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCansecoAncient gravity was much weaker1:09 AM - 19 Feb 13

Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCansecoYou ever wonder why nothing REALLY big exists today in nature1:11 AM - 19 Feb 13

Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCansecoelephants today eight tons supersaurs two hundred tons a totally different world. why?1:16 AM - 19 Feb 13

Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCansecoAnimal tissue of muscles and ligaments could not support huge dinosaurs even standing up or pump blood up 60 foot necks1:23 AM - 19 Feb 13

Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCansecoGravity had to be weaker to make dinosaurs nimble1:29 AM - 19 Feb 13

Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCansecoMy theory is the core of the planet shifted when single continent formed to keep us in a balanced spin1:33 AM - 19 Feb 13

Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCansecoThe land was farther away from the core and had much less gravity so bigness could develop and dominate

Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCansecoI may not be 100% right but think about it. How else could 30 foot leather birds fly?1:38 AM - 19 Feb 13

Sounds about right.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

He's trying desperately to get on the Indians since they seem to be entertaining the remnants of the 80's ball players still able to walk upright now in spring training this year.

I heard Duane Kuiper is looking for a tryout.

 

[Sarnoff]

 

[Gr00vus]

Looks like he still has access to primo party favors.

 

[shuke]

 

[Premier]

He has me rethinking everything.

 

[Abraham]

30 foot leather birds. Band name or fantasy team?

 

[Sarnoff]

His Oscar night tweets sync'ed up with screencaps from the broadcast

 

[flapgreen]

Love this guy!

 

[T Bell]

Serious question - do you think we could provoke him and Iron Sheik into a Twitter flame war?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Serious question - do you think we could provoke him and Iron Sheik into a Twitter flame war?

http://deadspin.com/5943600/the-iron-sheik-and-jose-canseco-had-twitter-beef-last-night

 

[Sarnoff]

Thus is my painting of Bud Selig. It is for sale. Make me an offer. pic.twitter.com/fN4BILKrPy

 

[Sarnoff]

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCansecoI am now painting donald trump

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCansecoDennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path

 

[Sarnoff]

Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCansecoAncient gravity was much weaker1:09 AM - 19 Feb 13

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCansecojust imagine Kevin Durant and ancient gravity. crazy. thats why I'm picking him for my fantasy team. you cant beat me

 

[Sarnoff]

Posted on his daughter's account:

Josie Canseco ‏@JosieCansecoMy mom is so embarrassing.

 

[T Bell]

Serious question - do you think we could provoke him and Iron Sheik into a Twitter flame war?

http://deadspin.com/5943600/the-iron-sheik-and-jose-canseco-had-twitter-beef-last-night

 

[Tiger Fan]

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCansecoDennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path

 

[flapgreen]

Lol

 

[T Bell]

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCansecoDennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path

They're not exactly Cardinal Richelieu and Louis XIII, are they?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Yeah he's been on a roll the past couple of days. I think he confuses the World Baseball Classic with the Pope election.

 

[T Bell]

Yeah he's been on a roll the past couple of days. I think he confuses the World Baseball Classic with the Pope election.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Yeah he's been on a roll the past couple of days. I think he confuses the World Baseball Classic with the Pope election.

Looks like PJPII might have been imitating Rod Carew's stance there.

 

[Tiger Fan]

apparantly he has some beef with Shaq and wants to fight him...Shaq ignored him and now he's calling out Alex Rodriguez`

 

[Mr. Retukes]

Jose goes to Twitter to defend rape allegations

Breaking news this is a first folks las vegas police was just at my house i have been charged with rape by [WOMAN'S NAME] from las vegas.

All media welcome to this drama filled event. Did i rape [WOMAN'S NAME] or is she lieing. Stay tuned to another day in the life of jose canseco

[WOMAN'S NAME] told the police that i druged her and then raped her. hmmmmm. lets find out what really happened.”

 

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Jose goes to Twitter to defend rape allegations

Breaking news this is a first folks las vegas police was just at my house i have been charged with rape by [WOMAN'S NAME] from las vegas.

All media welcome to this drama filled event. Did i rape [WOMAN'S NAME] or is she lieing. Stay tuned to another day in the life of jose canseco

[WOMAN'S NAME] told the police that i druged her and then raped her. hmmmmm. lets find out what really happened.

This will clearly help his case. His atty must be thrilled.

 

[flapgreen]

I freaking love this guy.

 

[flapgreen]

apparantly he has some beef with Shaq and wants to fight him...Shaq ignored him and now he's calling out Alex Rodriguez`

Shaq responded a few times. Good stuff.

 

[Premier]

Probably?

 

[Tom Servo]

Jose goes to Twitter to defend rape allegations

Breaking news this is a first folks las vegas police was just at my house i have been charged with rape by [WOMAN'S NAME] from las vegas.

All media welcome to this drama filled event. Did i rape [WOMAN'S NAME] or is she lieing. Stay tuned to another day in the life of jose canseco

[WOMAN'S NAME] told the police that i druged her and then raped her. hmmmmm. lets find out what really happened.”

I like how he offered her the opportunity to take a polygraph on national TV.

 

[avoiding injuries]

They let him get on a plane so it doesn't appear that he's in too much trouble. Still trying to fight Shaq.

 

[Abraham]

I freaking love this guy.

Quit lieing.

 

[ThaPenguin]

Jose goes to Twitter to defend rape allegations

Breaking news this is a first folks las vegas police was just at my house i have been charged with rape by [WOMAN'S NAME] from las vegas.

All media welcome to this drama filled event. Did i rape [WOMAN'S NAME] or is she lieing. Stay tuned to another day in the life of jose canseco

[WOMAN'S NAME] told the police that i druged her and then raped her. hmmmmm. lets find out what really happened.”

I like how he offered her the opportunity to take a polygraph on national TV.

He tweeted her name, workplace address (complete with directions), and her phone number. I can't look away.

 

[avoiding injuries]

I've got to hand it to him, if he's being falsely accused, this is what I'd expect an innocent person to do.

 

[Raider Nation]

Tomorrow i will be at 12225 greenville ave.dallas texas.dallas polydraph resting.from 11am till polygraph is complete to prove my innocense.

A chimpanzee would have spelled more of those words correctly.

 

[avoiding injuries]

Polygraph is complete. He'll be tweeting the questions in a little bit. No word on how he'll get the results out.

 

[flapgreen]

As crazy as he sounds, he comes across as a nice guy.

 

[Sarnoff]

Popular Science collected Canseco's 43 best tweets about science.

Jose Canseco, who is insane, is an impressively former major league baseball player and active Twitter user. When not tweeting about rape allegations or his paintings of Donald Trump, Canseco tweets about science--a lot. He actually fired out this gem as I was was in the process of gathering these.

Jose Canseco
We can extend our telemeres for uncontrollable reverse aging now.

12:51 PM - 24 Jun 2013
71 Retweets 27 favorites

 

[SacramentoBob]

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCanseco45m
welcome to twitter ##### ### @arod

Please update title to most AWESOME twitter user.