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Kate Upton Zero G (kind of) Photo Shoot (1 Viewer)

Game. Set. Match.

:hifive:
Ok. I'll go the thousand. As long as the newspaper rule is in effect. Let me know.

:hifive:
I'm not betting on my wife, and I'm not sending pics to a creep like you. But I'm certain she'll be thinner than upton in 30 days, even though she at this very moment is carrying a child in her womb. And she's just a mom, not someone who's paid to be on the cover of a swimsuit mag.

:shrug:

 
Game. Set. Match.

:hifive:
Ok. I'll go the thousand. As long as the newspaper rule is in effect. Let me know. :hifive:
I'm not betting on my wife, and I'm not sending pics to a creep like you. But I'm certain she'll be thinner than upton in 30 days, even though she at this very moment is carrying a child in her womb. And she's just a mom, not someone who's paid to be on the cover of a swimsuit mag.

:shrug:
You offered. I took you up on it. I'd say you're the creep. :shrug: I'm about as trustworthy as they come around these parts GB.

 
Game. Set. Match.

:hifive:
Ok. I'll go the thousand. As long as the newspaper rule is in effect. Let me know. :hifive:
I'm not betting on my wife, and I'm not sending pics to a creep like you. But I'm certain she'll be thinner than upton in 30 days, even though she at this very moment is carrying a child in her womb. And she's just a mom, not someone who's paid to be on the cover of a swimsuit mag.

:shrug:
You offered. I took you up on it. I'd say you're the creep. :shrug: I'm about as trustworthy as they come around these parts GB.
You're missing the point. My wife has nothing to do with this. Just like I don't have to run a 40-yd dash to tell you Michael Turner kind of sucks now.

 
Game. Set. Match.

:hifive:
Ok. I'll go the thousand. As long as the newspaper rule is in effect. Let me know. :hifive:
I'm not betting on my wife, and I'm not sending pics to a creep like you. But I'm certain she'll be thinner than upton in 30 days, even though she at this very moment is carrying a child in her womb. And she's just a mom, not someone who's paid to be on the cover of a swimsuit mag.

:shrug:
You offered. I took you up on it. I'd say you're the creep. :shrug: I'm about as trustworthy as they come around these parts GB.
You're missing the point. My wife has nothing to do with this. Just like I don't have to run a 40-yd dash to tell you Michael Turner kind of sucks now.
Ok. I knew you would back pedal on it. That's why I called your bluff. I don't even disagree with you. You're my iBud. Just thought I'd take one for the team and drop the G here.
 
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I'd give a thousand dollars to see Otis' wife or girlfriend. I'm sure it would put his feelings toward Upton in perspective.
Is this a real offer? I'll totally send WifePics for a grand via Paypal. TIA
Bump for posterity.
So you'll send me a thousand dollars if I send you pics of my wife? That's it? Confirming for posterity.
You've read my conditions, stop acting like you haven't.

 
Game. Set. Match.

:hifive:
Ok. I'll go the thousand. As long as the newspaper rule is in effect. Let me know. :hifive:
I'm not betting on my wife, and I'm not sending pics to a creep like you. But I'm certain she'll be thinner than upton in 30 days, even though she at this very moment is carrying a child in her womb. And she's just a mom, not someone who's paid to be on the cover of a swimsuit mag.

:shrug:
You offered. I took you up on it. I'd say you're the creep. :shrug: I'm about as trustworthy as they come around these parts GB.
You're missing the point. My wife has nothing to do with this. Just like I don't have to run a 40-yd dash to tell you Michael Turner kind of sucks now.
I don't even disagree with you.
Apologize to the texas dork then for ruining his night.

APOLOGIZE, #####.

 
I'd give a thousand dollars to see Otis' wife or girlfriend. I'm sure it would put his feelings toward Upton in perspective.
Is this a real offer? I'll totally send WifePics for a grand via Paypal. TIA
Bump for posterity.
So you'll send me a thousand dollars if I send you pics of my wife? That's it? Confirming for posterity.
You've read my conditions, stop acting like you haven't.
It was your bump, Clubber. You asked for pics of my wife for a grand. Is that the deal? If there are other conditions, I don't see them in your bump.

(PS. I used my font skills to try and clear up any ambiguity).

TIA

 
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Let me get this right, Bender. You agree with me. But you still came in here and spent a page kicking up crap and upsetting texasbuckeyedude for no good reason, and offered me a grand for a picture, and when I said "OK," you said "ok JK LOL."

AMMIRIGHT??????

 
Let's kill this here before you get more weird about this Oats. I posted within the last 20 posts what the conditions would be. You want me to bump those too to accept my offer? Sober up and hit me up tomorrow if you feel the same way and I'll bump my conditions from, like, 20 minutes ago.

I refuse to believe you're really this much of a weirdotard

 
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Let's kill this here before you get more weird about this Oats. I posted within the last 20 posts what the conditions would be. You want me to bump those too to accept my offer? Sober up and hit me up tomorrow if you feel the same way and I'll bump my conditions from, like, 20 minutes ago.
Don't bump a post to call me out, brah, when it's calling yourself out. That's like internet suicide.

 
Well, what else can we argue about then?

Shakira is my number 1 gal. She fat?

Ivanka Trump is my number 2.

/oat/jb chat

 
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Dunno. She looked good in that last photoshoot. I've banged skinnier girls and I've banged bigger ones. But she'll do.
See this is my problem here. If we are taking about the "would an average FBG tag her" scale, Christ, that's not a very high bar. But that's the scale most guys in this thread are using to judge women in the category of "famous world class bikini models."

 
Who knows now, but I saw a pic of Otis's gf, now wife, a few years ago. Very hot. I hope she hasn't packed on as many pounds as Otis has.

 
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What's posting a picture of our wives supposed to accomplish again? I might be wrong but I'm not sure any of us claimed we were banging hotter than #### mcgee over here.

 
What's posting a picture of our wives supposed to accomplish again? I might be wrong but I'm not sure any of us claimed we were banging hotter than #### mcgee over here.
Not accomplishing anything. But it would support my theory that the majority of posters who like to cut up beautiful models are probably ugly dorks who couldn't land a pretty girl if they had a million dollars. It's their revenge for all the teasing and rejection they had to endure throughout high school and beyond.

 
What's posting a picture of our wives supposed to accomplish again? I might be wrong but I'm not sure any of us claimed we were banging hotter than #### mcgee over here.
Not accomplishing anything. But it would support my theory that the majority of posters who like to cut up beautiful models are probably ugly dorks who couldn't land a pretty girl if they had a million dollars. It's their revenge for all the teasing and rejection they had to endure throughout high school and beyond.
Right, so the main idea would be picking out flaws in our appearances despite the fact we never claimed to be perfect.

 
What's posting a picture of our wives supposed to accomplish again? I might be wrong but I'm not sure any of us claimed we were banging hotter than #### mcgee over here.
Not accomplishing anything. But it would support my theory that the majority of posters who like to cut up beautiful models are probably ugly dorks who couldn't land a pretty girl if they had a million dollars. It's their revenge for all the teasing and rejection they had to endure throughout high school and beyond.
Right, so the main idea would be picking out flaws in our appearances despite the fact we never claimed to be perfect.
I'm sure Oats wife is hot. We were just bantering back and forth. Carry over from our poker and Tiger Woods rivalry. :thumbup:

 
Otis observes the simple fact that she has little going for her beyond boobs, hair, and makeup... the FFA goes crazy. :lol:

 
Otis said:
That's the 100% god's honest truth about her. I understand why she's famous -- guys go batcrap over her rack. And I think she's got a pretty face. But beyond that, she's 100% average. Like I'm talking a solid 5 average.
You're better than this.

 
I don't know if it's been said or not, but if KU ever gets pregnant, her body is going to be absolutely wrecked. You can tell from her body type now, that there will be no coming back from that.

 

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