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Kate Upton Zero G (kind of) Photo Shoot (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter Apes with Guns
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Geezus, can you give us a break already? You are like a five year old kid fighting with his sister. Give it a rest.Game. Set. Match.
John Bender
Footballguy
Ok. I'll go the thousand. As long as the newspaper rule is in effect. Let me know.Game. Set. Match.
Otis
Footballguy
Light years hotter. Like, different league hotter.
If the girl at the link is a 10, what's KU? 7ish for you guys?
If the girl at the link is a 10, what's KU? 7ish for you guys?
Otis
Footballguy
Sorry, someone has to stand up to the chubby chasers in here. A battle I've been fighting for years.Geezus, can you give us a break already? You are like a five year old kid fighting with his sister. Give it a rest.Game. Set. Match.
We shall overcome.
Otis
Footballguy
I'm not betting on my wife, and I'm not sending pics to a creep like you. But I'm certain she'll be thinner than upton in 30 days, even though she at this very moment is carrying a child in her womb. And she's just a mom, not someone who's paid to be on the cover of a swimsuit mag.Ok. I'll go the thousand. As long as the newspaper rule is in effect. Let me know.Game. Set. Match.
John Bender
Footballguy
You offered. I took you up on it. I'd say you're the creep.I'm not betting on my wife, and I'm not sending pics to a creep like you. But I'm certain she'll be thinner than upton in 30 days, even though she at this very moment is carrying a child in her womb. And she's just a mom, not someone who's paid to be on the cover of a swimsuit mag.Ok. I'll go the thousand. As long as the newspaper rule is in effect. Let me know.Game. Set. Match.
I'm about as trustworthy as they come around these parts GB.
Otis
Footballguy
You're missing the point. My wife has nothing to do with this. Just like I don't have to run a 40-yd dash to tell you Michael Turner kind of sucks now.You offered. I took you up on it. I'd say you're the creep.I'm not betting on my wife, and I'm not sending pics to a creep like you. But I'm certain she'll be thinner than upton in 30 days, even though she at this very moment is carrying a child in her womb. And she's just a mom, not someone who's paid to be on the cover of a swimsuit mag.Ok. I'll go the thousand. As long as the newspaper rule is in effect. Let me know.Game. Set. Match.
John Bender
Footballguy
Otis
Footballguy
So you'll send me a thousand dollars if I send you pics of my wife? That's it? Confirming for posterity.
John Bender
Footballguy
Ok. I knew you would back pedal on it. That's why I called your bluff. I don't even disagree with you. You're my iBud. Just thought I'd take one for the team and drop the G here.You're missing the point. My wife has nothing to do with this. Just like I don't have to run a 40-yd dash to tell you Michael Turner kind of sucks now.You offered. I took you up on it. I'd say you're the creep.I'm not betting on my wife, and I'm not sending pics to a creep like you. But I'm certain she'll be thinner than upton in 30 days, even though she at this very moment is carrying a child in her womb. And she's just a mom, not someone who's paid to be on the cover of a swimsuit mag.Ok. I'll go the thousand. As long as the newspaper rule is in effect. Let me know.Game. Set. Match.
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John Bender
Footballguy
Otis
Footballguy
Apologize to the texas dork then for ruining his night.I don't even disagree with you.You're missing the point. My wife has nothing to do with this. Just like I don't have to run a 40-yd dash to tell you Michael Turner kind of sucks now.You offered. I took you up on it. I'd say you're the creep.I'm not betting on my wife, and I'm not sending pics to a creep like you. But I'm certain she'll be thinner than upton in 30 days, even though she at this very moment is carrying a child in her womb. And she's just a mom, not someone who's paid to be on the cover of a swimsuit mag.Ok. I'll go the thousand. As long as the newspaper rule is in effect. Let me know.Game. Set. Match.
APOLOGIZE, #####.
John Bender
Footballguy
Lol. Sorry TX guy.
Otis
Footballguy
It was your bump, Clubber. You asked for pics of my wife for a grand. Is that the deal? If there are other conditions, I don't see them in your bump.
(PS. I used my font skills to try and clear up any ambiguity).
TIA
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John Bender
Footballguy
Let's kill this here before you get more weird about this Oats. I posted within the last 20 posts what the conditions would be. You want me to bump those too to accept my offer? Sober up and hit me up tomorrow if you feel the same way and I'll bump my conditions from, like, 20 minutes ago.
I refuse to believe you're really this much of a weirdotard
I refuse to believe you're really this much of a weirdotard
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Otis
Footballguy
Don't bump a post to call me out, brah, when it's calling yourself out. That's like internet suicide.
This post is hidden because you have chosen to ignore posts by Otis. View it anyway?
I got tired of his blather, so if this is addressed to me, really not sure what your post means. So no worries I guess.
John Bender
Footballguy
Holy ####. This is some twilight zoats. How much have you had to drink tonight?
Otis
Footballguy
Otis
Footballguy
3/4 of a bottle of red. Debating a switch to something harder. But it's late for me.
John Bender
Footballguy
It's better than this ridiculousness. We're both Woz right now.
Otis
Footballguy
John Bender
Footballguy
Well, what else can we argue about then?
Shakira is my number 1 gal. She fat?
Ivanka Trump is my number 2.
/oat/jb chat
Shakira is my number 1 gal. She fat?
Ivanka Trump is my number 2.
/oat/jb chat
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Otis
Footballguy
Both hot. You know why? It doesn't look like someone pasted flapjacks to their midsections.
word?
John Bender
Footballguy
Dunno. She looked good in that last photoshoot. I've banged skinnier girls and I've banged bigger ones. But she'll do.
Otis
Footballguy
See this is my problem here. If we are taking about the "would an average FBG tag her" scale, Christ, that's not a very high bar. But that's the scale most guys in this thread are using to judge women in the category of "famous world class bikini models."
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Both Upton and Agdal are 10s. You people and your specific definitions of hotness are really missing out.
flapgreen
Footballguy
Agdal is on another level, but that doesn't mean Upton isn't beautiful as well.
Maik Jeaunz
Footballguy
Spongekate.
Otis
Footballguy
Otis
Footballguy
flapgreen
Footballguy
:beatsofffuriously:
Not accomplishing anything. But it would support my theory that the majority of posters who like to cut up beautiful models are probably ugly dorks who couldn't land a pretty girl if they had a million dollars. It's their revenge for all the teasing and rejection they had to endure throughout high school and beyond.
Hang 10
Footballguy
Right, so the main idea would be picking out flaws in our appearances despite the fact we never claimed to be perfect.
John Bender
Footballguy
I'm sure Oats wife is hot. We were just bantering back and forth. Carry over from our poker and Tiger Woods rivalry.
playin4beer
Footballguy
Only the FFA could nerd up a Kate Upton in Zero G's photo shoot...
Congrats..
Congrats..
Chaka
Footballguy
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
dickey moe
Fingerpicker
Chaka
Footballguy
Bigboy10182000
Footballguy
Only the FFA could nerd up a Kate Upton in Zero G's photo shoot...
Congrats..
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
You're better than this.Otis said:
seahawk 17
Footballguy
I don't know if it's been said or not, but if KU ever gets pregnant, her body is going to be absolutely wrecked. You can tell from her body type now, that there will be no coming back from that.
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