**Official 2018 Masters Thread** (1 Viewer)

[fightingillini]

After a 340 yard drive on 1 - Tiger effs up a 90 yd wedge and now has a tough up and in for par

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Sorry, Vijay is only 55. I was quoting the age of one of the other Vijay Singh's.

 

[tri-man 47]

There's a player tracker on the leader board this year, which is nice.  Can't remember if they had it last year.

That player tracker is great ...drill down to see a player's scoring by hole, and in many cases you can then drill down to video from the hole.

 

[RUSF18]

I'd love to know what Vijay Singh does to stay in these things at the age of 66.

I picked Singh in a pool for one of the majors, I believe last year, under this same thought process.

He opened up with a 10 or something ridiculous 

 

[bryhamm]

Maybe next year Phil.   I had some hopes for another run.

lol.  he's only 3 strokes back.

 

[belljr]

I hope Vijay falls in one of the lakes.  He's a ####

 

[ShamrockPride]

Phil's just freaking imploding.

 

[belljr]

Dustin lurking....

For those not in the know, Rickie Fowler should be on every straight male's short-list to root for on Sunday.  His new GF was an internet sensation over 10 years ago ago to much fanfare on this very website in particular.  Now 29, Allison Stokke has aged beautifully and would be a terrific view for us should Fowler be in contention.  

Rickie must have a huge dong.  He's had some hot girlfriends.   Sure he's young and rich but there has to be more....

 

[Binky The Doormat]

what a #### show ...

 

[NutterButter]

lol.  he's only 3 strokes back.

you were saying

 

[Frostillicus]

These guys all suck.

 

[bryhamm]

you were saying

oof

 

[TobiasFunke]

Rickie must have a huge dong.  He's had some hot girlfriends.   Sure he's young and rich but there has to be more....

I'm not sure I agree with you 100% on your police work, there, Lou.

 

[Capella]

I'm not sure I agree with you 100% on your police work, there, Lou.

 every single one of these guys has a smoking hot girlfriend. 

 

[AAABatteries]

I'm not sure I agree with you 100% on your police work, there, Lou.

My huge dong hasn’t really gotten me anywhere in life 

 

[chet]

I hope Vijay falls in one of the lakes.  He's a ####

Why would you say that?  He's one of the most popular players with the other pros.

 

[heckmanm]

Phil's just freaking imploding.

Looking at the tracker for #9.  So he drove it into the trees, then hit it 3 yards INTO an unplayable lie, and had to take a drop? Is that about right?

 

[TobiasFunke]

My huge dong hasn’t really gotten me anywhere in life 

Have you tried being a wealthy professional athlete who flies around the world in a private jet renting vacation homes in warm weather destinations?  I hear there's a couple gals out there who have a weird fetish for that sort of thing.

 

[Ned]

Tiger getting distracted by the big dong talk in the gallery.

 

[zoonation]

Tiger is a mess

 

[TLEF316]

My heart is broken

 

[Phil Elliott]

 Tiger taking the scenic route around the course again today.

 

[urbanhack]

Tiger>  see you next year

 

[AAABatteries]

Have you tried being a wealthy professional athlete who flies around the world in a private jet renting vacation homes in warm weather destinations?  I hear there's a couple gals out there who have a weird fetish for that sort of thing.

Haven’t tried but maybe I should consider it.

 

[gump]

JT making his move.

 

[Brunell4MVP]

Have you tried being a wealthy professional athlete who flies around the world in a private jet renting vacation homes in warm weather destinations?  I hear there's a couple gals out there who have a weird fetish for that sort of thing.

I've tried.  But that dream ended on the Nike Tour in the 90s.  Surprisingly the mini tour is not a great place to meet girls with these fetishes.    They aim a bit higher.  The best you can swing is a Hooters waitress in Myrtle Beach.

 

[TobiasFunke]

Seems like brutal pin placements today.  Watching the Amen Corner and 15/16 feeds, almost feels like they went out and discussed the most difficult possible spot.

 

[General Malaise]

I've tried.  But that dream ended on the Nike Tour in the 90s.  Surprisingly the mini tour is not a great place to meet girls with these fetishes.    They aim a bit higher.  The best you can swing is a Hooters waitress in Myrtle Beach.

One man's rubbish is another man's fantasy.

 

[belljr]

Why would you say that?  He's one of the most popular players with the other pros.

Well hes a #### to volunteers and fans - from the tourneys I worked  but that my own interactions for maybe a total of 30 minutes

He used to duck out the back of the scorers tent to avoid signing autographs

 

[heckmanm]

I've tried.  But that dream ended on the Nike Tour in the 90s.  Surprisingly the mini tour is not a great place to meet girls with these fetishes.    They aim a bit higher.  The best you can swing is a Hooters waitress in Myrtle Beach.

Well, it's probably more accurate to say that the mini tour is not a great place to get wealthy enough to fly around the world in a private jet renting vacation homes in warm weather.

 

[belljr]

 every single one of these guys has a smoking hot girlfriend. 

Yeah but Rickies has been top notch.  And more than one.   

The old joke goes though - you can tell who got married before they made it on tour and those after

 

[zoonation]

Seems like brutal pin placements today.  Watching the Amen Corner and 15/16 feeds, almost feels like they went out and discussed the most difficult possible spot.

Birdie is an excellent score on 15 today with that pin.  The pin on 16 is ridic. 

 

[General Malaise]

Yeah but Rickies has been top notch.  And more than one.   

The old joke goes though - you can tell who got married before they made it on tour and those after

Yeah, see Watson, Bubba.  Egad.  

 

[General Malaise]

Justin Thomas starting to play well.  

This Masters rules.

 

[TobiasFunke]

Birdie is an excellent score on 15 today with that pin.  The pin on 16 is ridic. 

15 is brutal but it's really fun to watch this way.  The top early groups are going through now and everyone's taking a totally different approach. Much better than just playing like a long Par 4.

 

[belljr]

Remember the tournament Rickie won and his then swimsuit model girlfriend was almost topless.....good times

 

[Sinn Fein]

Current odds on Woods missing the cut?  He is going to need to get it going on the par-5s.

 

[bryhamm]

Well hes a #### to volunteers and fans - from the tourneys I worked  but that my own interactions for maybe a total of 30 minutes

He used to duck out the back of the scorers tent to avoid signing autographs

Oh the horror

 

[The General]

Got Henry Stenson on a $20 ticket to pay $1200. That wouldn’t suck.

 

[belljr]

Oh the horror

16 rounds he was the only one that I ever saw do it.  Phil would stay for like 30 minutes

Headed to add and I liked him too until those interactions

 

[Sinn Fein]

Why would you say that?  He's one of the most popular players with the other pros.

Really?

A known cheat is popular among the players?  Seems odd.

 

[tommyboy]

He’s done unless he closes something like 66-68-68.  

Spieth will be at least -12

Not so fast...

 

[zoonation]

This leaderboard is ridic.  

 

[tommyboy]

I hope Vijay falls in one of the lakes.  He's a ####

Nah. He's inspirational for all the grinders out there. He can't putt but he's won several majors and in the golf hall of Fame on the strength of exceptional driver and iron game

 

[gump]

You guys aren’t giving Rickie his due for looks and personality...he’s be pulling leg if he were a mini-tour dirt biker from Hermosa...my wife has a crush.

 

[RUSF18]

That hooked shot by Bubba just now was 

 

[Chaos Commish]

That hooked shot by Bubba just now was 

Pfft. I do that all the time.

 

[gump]

This leaderboard is insane. But will be interesting to see ratings with Phil/Eldrick not in the hunt...at least they will likely make the cut.

 

[chet]

Nice f-bomb by Reed after hitting in the bunker on 12.

 

[gump]

JT and Bubba charging...what a Saturday ahead.