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Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)

Zooks>we'll talk to you, you don't have to talk to yourself.

Kraken and Coke Zero going down smooooothly.

 
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Went bar hopping last night with my friend Andy who's a bartender which is fun because he knows everyone in the industry downtown and we get in free and get free drinks and everyone's all happy and friendly . . . wait . . why does the bouncer have Andy in a choke hold? He gets tossed. WTF? I go outside "What happened?" he slurs "I dunno . . . he said I was too drunk to dance . . . . I'm fine" He very slowly falls over. Crap.

We make it back to my place so he can crash on the couch. He passes out, I throw a blanket on him, fun night. I get up this morning and the dryer is going. Andy is there with no pants on, the couch cushions are on the balcony and the blanket is on the railing. "I made myself another cocktail last night and spilled it. Sorry" :kicksrock: I'm too old for this.

 
NorvilleBarnes said:
Went bar hopping last night with my friend Andy who's a bartender which is fun because he knows everyone in the industry downtown and we get in free and get free drinks and everyone's all happy and friendly . . . wait . . why does the bouncer have Andy in a choke hold? He gets tossed. WTF? I go outside "What happened?" he slurs "I dunno . . . he said I was too drunk to dance . . . . I'm fine" He very slowly falls over. Crap.We make it back to my place so he can crash on the couch. He passes out, I throw a blanket on him, fun night. I get up this morning and the dryer is going. Andy is there with no pants on, the couch cushions are on the balcony and the blanket is on the railing. "I made myself another cocktail last night and spilled it. Sorry" :kicksrock: I'm too old for this.
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You know he pissed himself, right?
 
YSR said:
NorvilleBarnes said:
Went bar hopping last night with my friend Andy who's a bartender which is fun because he knows everyone in the industry downtown and we get in free and get free drinks and everyone's all happy and friendly . . . wait . . why does the bouncer have Andy in a choke hold? He gets tossed. WTF? I go outside "What happened?" he slurs "I dunno . . . he said I was too drunk to dance . . . . I'm fine" He very slowly falls over. Crap.We make it back to my place so he can crash on the couch. He passes out, I throw a blanket on him, fun night. I get up this morning and the dryer is going. Andy is there with no pants on, the couch cushions are on the balcony and the blanket is on the railing. "I made myself another cocktail last night and spilled it. Sorry" :shrug: I'm too old for this.
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You know he pissed himself, right?
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Yes, I think I was just grateful it wasn't puke.
 
I need to wear a cheesehead and snuggie to the bars more often. That was fun. :thumbup:

So hungover now though. Shots seemed like a good idea at the time. :D

Probably should start drinking soon. Go Packers!

 
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NorvilleBarnes said:
We make it back to my place so he can crash on the couch. He passes out, I throw a blanket on him, fun night. I get up this morning and the dryer is going. Andy is there with no pants on, the couch cushions are on the balcony and the blanket is on the railing. "I made myself another cocktail last night and spilled it. Sorry" :thumbup: I'm too old for this.
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code for "i pissed on your couch"?
 
mr. furley said:
NorvilleBarnes said:
We make it back to my place so he can crash on the couch. He passes out, I throw a blanket on him, fun night. I get up this morning and the dryer is going. Andy is there with no pants on, the couch cushions are on the balcony and the blanket is on the railing. "I made myself another cocktail last night and spilled it. Sorry" :rolleyes: I'm too old for this.
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code for "i pissed on your couch"?
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That's my interpretation.
 
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
The Z Machine said:
Never tried this Loko stuff.Is it like MD20/20 or something?
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Ever had/heard of Sparxx? Similar to that.It's like a Red Bull/Monster drink with a ton of caffeine and 12% ABV
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doesn't hold a candle to a big bottle of Night Train, both in bad taste nor in impact
 
Question for the experts...

What's the best way to prepare for a Power Hour?

I mean, I've been preparing for it my whole life... but should I eat a heavy meal? Start drinking ahead of time? Pray?

A shot of beer every minute for an hour didn't really sound like much, but that works out to seven and a half beers in an hour. Maybe Homer or Strykerpkljlte could do that as an appetizer, but I'm a mere mortal. This could get ugly. :lmao:

 
Disco Stu said:
Question for the experts...What's the best way to prepare for a Power Hour?I mean, I've been preparing for it my whole life... but should I eat a heavy meal? Start drinking ahead of time? Pray?A shot of beer every minute for an hour didn't really sound like much, but that works out to seven and a half beers in an hour. Maybe Homer or Strykerpkljlte could do that as an appetizer, but I'm a mere mortal. This could get ugly. :lmao:
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Power hour is for wimps. :lmao: Century club is more challenging...100 shots in 100 minutes which I think works out to almost a 12 pack in an hour and a half.But this should be pretty easy to do as long as you're not a lightweight and can handle a decent amount of beer in an evening. I'd have a small sandwich about an hour or two before hand with a primer beer or 3 and some pretzels. Eat just enough so you're not hungry but no where near full....you'll get there. Begin full/uncomfortable is your enemy during one of these. Biggest thing during the power hour is to keep burping. But don't force the burps or it will all come back up. What kind of beer are you using? Foam will be your downfall. You get lots of air trapped in there pouring then sipping a shot of beer each minute.
 
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Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Disco Stu said:
Question for the experts...What's the best way to prepare for a Power Hour?I mean, I've been preparing for it my whole life... but should I eat a heavy meal? Start drinking ahead of time? Pray?A shot of beer every minute for an hour didn't really sound like much, but that works out to seven and a half beers in an hour. Maybe Homer or Strykerpkljlte could do that as an appetizer, but I'm a mere mortal. This could get ugly. :unsure:
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Power hour is for wimps. ;) Century club is more challenging...100 shots in 100 minutes which I think works out to almost a 12 pack in an hour and a half.But this should be pretty easy to do as long as you're not a lightweight and can handle a decent amount of beer in an evening. I'd have a small sandwich about an hour or two before hand with a primer beer or 3 and some pretzels. Eat just enough so you're not hungry but no where near full....you'll get there. Begin full/uncomfortable is your enemy during one of these. Biggest thing during the power hour is to keep burping. But don't force the burps or it will all come back up. What kind of beer are you using? Foam will be your downfall. You get lots of air trapped in there pouring then sipping a shot of beer each minute.
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:lmao: Thanks GB. I bought one of those Miller Lite gallon and a half home draft things, hoping that it would be less carbonated than cans or bottles. But maybe I should tap it tonight?Century Club has been discussed, but we'll play it by ear. See how we feel after an hour.
 
Disco Stu said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Disco Stu said:
Question for the experts...What's the best way to prepare for a Power Hour?I mean, I've been preparing for it my whole life... but should I eat a heavy meal? Start drinking ahead of time? Pray?A shot of beer every minute for an hour didn't really sound like much, but that works out to seven and a half beers in an hour. Maybe Homer or Strykerpkljlte could do that as an appetizer, but I'm a mere mortal. This could get ugly. :unsure:
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Power hour is for wimps. ;) Century club is more challenging...100 shots in 100 minutes which I think works out to almost a 12 pack in an hour and a half.But this should be pretty easy to do as long as you're not a lightweight and can handle a decent amount of beer in an evening. I'd have a small sandwich about an hour or two before hand with a primer beer or 3 and some pretzels. Eat just enough so you're not hungry but no where near full....you'll get there. Begin full/uncomfortable is your enemy during one of these. Biggest thing during the power hour is to keep burping. But don't force the burps or it will all come back up. What kind of beer are you using? Foam will be your downfall. You get lots of air trapped in there pouring then sipping a shot of beer each minute.
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:lmao: Thanks GB. I bought one of those Miller Lite gallon and a half home draft things, hoping that it would be less carbonated than cans or bottles. But maybe I should tap it tonight?Century Club has been discussed, but we'll play it by ear. See how we feel after an hour.
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How are those home draft things? I think it works out to be more expensive so I always stick with bottles. Except when I find the 18 pack of 16oz cans for $13.79 deal.
 
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