Official Drunk Thread (2 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

fart

 

[The_Man]

Do yo uknow how druml I am? I just smoeked acigatr .

I hope I don't puke tgointht but if i do it might make me mouth taste better than it would If Id on't puke;

Goint to go bursh mt teeth and then see how I'm feeling. I hate puking so I hoe that doesn't happen ubut once I smoke a cigar all bets ar eoff.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

fart

I'm at a bar after a4 loko. ######boob

 

[TRIP_THE_LIGHT_FANTASTIC]

oh bruver tis aint wat i was suspecting. ####!!!

 

[Limp Ditka]

*hic*

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

:(

 

[Thorn]

:(

Whatever. Should I take cab to the legion hall that oPens at six? I could try to post pics.

 

[Thorn]

:(

Whatever. Should I take cab to the legion hall that oPens at six? I could try to post pics.

:tapsfoot:

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

hooker

 

[Thorn]

And by try i mean fail miserably

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Yes I talked to thorn at 4:45am centrat

Hes ####ED. I love him

:(

 

[Thorn]

Yes I talked to thorn at 4:45am centratHes ####ED. I love him:(

Gp #### yourself sfrykpks I made it

 

[Thorn]

Still up

 

[parasaurolophus]

fart

pretty sure the people in the booth behind me last night could feel the good vibrations

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Yes I talked to thorn at 4:45am centratHes ####ED. I love him

Gp #### yourself sfrykpks I made it

I have a vague recollection of this conversation The pics are fantastic, btw

 

[Thorn]

Yes I talked to thorn at 4:45am centratHes ####ED. I love him

Gp #### yourself sfrykpks I made it

I have a vague recollection of this conversation The pics are fantastic, btw

I kind of want to die.

 

[Maggot Brain]

10,000 acre wildfire in central florida and 4 irssh car bombs..... cant go home..stuck

 

[kevzilla]

10,000 acre wildfire in central florida and 4 irssh car bombs..... cant go home..stuck

You are too flammable to go home.

 

[Maggot Brain]

10,000 acre wildfire in central florida and 4 irssh car bombs..... cant go home..stuck

You are too flammable to go home.

at Dog n Bone Pub....car bomb #6 andstill hangin'. Might go home with biker girlshe eyeballin' me right now

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Revisiting this thread once in a while is theraputic

 

[The Goat]

I must remember this thread when some friends and I hit Dublin later this month sans wives and children.

 

[Seatown Mofos]

Kraken!

Why am I not suprised to see SLB2 here tonight?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Kraken!Why am I not suprised to see SLB2 here tonight?

I have really been getting you confused with SLB all day. Do you need that avatar? Goat > I expect hourly updates, if not more frequent

 

[Seatown Mofos]

Kraken!Why am I not suprised to see SLB2 here tonight?

I have really been getting you confused with SLB all day. Do you need that avatar? Goat > I expect hourly updates, if not more frequent

You're right. I even get myself confused. I've been wanting to change it anyways, need to figure something out. I don't want anyone to confuse my drivel with Bob's genius.Have you switched over to beer yet?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sorry I haven't been around.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Kraken!Why am I not suprised to see SLB2 here tonight?

I have really been getting you confused with SLB all day. Do you need that avatar? Goat > I expect hourly updates, if not more frequent

You're right. I even get myself confused. I've been wanting to change it anyways, need to figure something out. I don't want anyone to confuse my drivel with Bob's genius.Have you switched over to beer yet?

Beer #3 The old lady doesn't like red wine. So I opened up a bottle while we were making our spaghetti dinner tonight. I went for glass #2 shortly after dinner and she said"Are you going to drink the whole bottle, drunky?"Yes, yes I did.

 

[Seatown Mofos]

Sorry I haven't been around.

Tis understandable. T&P's.Seeing you post right after me might have just blown SLB2's mind!

 

[Seatown Mofos]

Kraken!Why am I not suprised to see SLB2 here tonight?

I have really been getting you confused with SLB all day. Do you need that avatar? Goat > I expect hourly updates, if not more frequent

You're right. I even get myself confused. I've been wanting to change it anyways, need to figure something out. I don't want anyone to confuse my drivel with Bob's genius.Have you switched over to beer yet?

Beer #3 The old lady doesn't like red wine. So I opened up a bottle while we were making our spaghetti dinner tonight. I went for glass #2 shortly after dinner and she said"Are you going to drink the whole bottle, drunky?"Yes, yes I did.

My lady and I both love the red wine. After we finish the first bottle we always end up looking at each other like this "uh, you want another bottle"? And then most of the time yes, yes we do.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sorry I haven't been around.

Tis understandable. T&P's.Seeing you post right after me might have just blown SLB2's mind!

Jumangi!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Sorry I haven't been around.

More important things GB...more important things...Reading you the past few days has helped me mentally prepare for a funeral service I have to attend this Saturday. I'll tell that story some other time, but thanks for your candidnessSeatown is right, I wasn't sure what was real for a moment there

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Kraken!

Why am I not suprised to see SLB2 here tonight?

I have really been getting you confused with SLB all day. Do you need that avatar? Goat > I expect hourly updates, if not more frequent

You're right. I even get myself confused. I've been wanting to change it anyways, need to figure something out. I don't want anyone to confuse my drivel with Bob's genius.Have you switched over to beer yet?

Beer #3 The old lady doesn't like red wine. So I opened up a bottle while we were making our spaghetti dinner tonight. I went for glass #2 shortly after dinner and she said

"Are you going to drink the whole bottle, drunky?"

Yes, yes I did.

My lady and I both love the red wine. After we finish the first bottle we always end up looking at each other like this "uh, you want another bottle"? And then most of the time yes, yes we do.

If I go for a 2nd bottle, I get the lookBut no problem if I get another beer

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Somebody get me a freeze pop damn it.

 

[Seatown Mofos]

Come on SLB2, Bob's smokin, I'm drinkin! Can't be that hard to tell us apart!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Come on SLB2, Bob's smokin, I'm drinkin! Can't be that hard to tell us apart!

SLB is a smokin and drinkin guy :headexplode:I have freeze pops with vodka...no shtick, we were supposed to go to a hockey game this Saturday and made ice cube trays with ***

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You know what's funny? Yeah me either. this must be what George Lopez feels like.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

You know what's funny? Yeah me either. this must be what George Lopez feels like.

Sometimes I get stuck watching him after Conan...there's been a few chuckles but that's about it

 

[corpcow]

Had an event for my company tonight (wine tasting) - and then a couple of glasses at dinner and then a full bottle of Merryvale Merlot myself. So, yeah, I'm drunk. What's your problem?!

 

[TRIP_THE_LIGHT_FANTASTIC]

Waw. Just trurbed on my ear abd jooise cam out. Damn facking baoarddd patrol eating mu creaaaajmm puffsj. Ob top shelf

 

[Raider Nation]

 

[Disco Stu]

I like how everyone expects you to be really drunk in New Orleans. I complied. Day drinking is the best.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Bump

 

[Thorn]

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Where's YSR?

 

[kevzilla]

Where's YSR?

Deciding which wine goes better with Thin Mints and/or Samoas.

 

[YSR]

Where's YSR?

Sorry for the drunk dial. Unless you were amused. In which case, I'm not sorry. I'm an #######.

 

[Seatown Mofos]

Flammable

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Evenin, chaps

 

[YSR]

So this thing just became a thing and stuff.

 

[SuperAwesomeDude]

just enjoying some capt and coke and DIY network.

 

[kevzilla]

Mohawk 151...no open flames.

LET'S DO THIS