Official Drunk Thread (3 Viewers)

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Im nto feelinf the goosebumps tanight,

I've missed you GB

 

[Marvin]

Im nto feelinf the goosebumps tanight,

I've missed you GB

What about me, Sam? Oh and should I totally poop in the WW game/thread?

 

[parasaurolophus]

Well good evening, chaps

Wife just tried to take a half filled beer as if it was an empty. My reaction might have been a bit too strong

Train her better. My wife doesn't touch beers unless they've been sitting for more than 12 hours. And even then she asks.

Not sure if that is a positive reflection on you or a negative. I mean that is pretty sweet you have her trained that well, but that is a little weird that obviously you sometimes drink 12 hour old swill

 

[TRIP_THE_LIGHT_FANTASTIC]

Awww suckie suckie now

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Im nto feelinf the goosebumps tanight,

I've missed you GB

What about me, Sam? Oh and should I totally poop in the WW game/thread?

I when you post in here

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Well good evening, chaps

Wife just tried to take a half filled beer as if it was an empty. My reaction might have been a bit too strong

Train her better. My wife doesn't touch beers unless they've been sitting for more than 12 hours. And even then she asks.

Not sure if that is a positive reflection on you or a negative. I mean that is pretty sweet you have her trained that well, but that is a little weird that obviously you sometimes drink 12 hour old swill

You don't wake up and drink what you left out? Bite the dog that bit ya, I always say.

 

[Sarnoff]

I like Brooklyn Lager.

 

[Garrett]

Yes

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Yes

That was one too many licks for my drunk ###Good night

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Mammaries

 

[Frostillicus]

Mammaries

goodoasting

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Mammaries

goodoasting

Breasticles

 

[Thorn]

how come i get 42 texts during the day but none when people might do funny things?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

how come i get 42 texts during the day but none when people might do funny things?

:goodposting;But I only text directly. It kinda takes the fun out for me

 

[kevzilla]

Mammaries

Like the corners of my mindMisty watercolor mammariesOf the way we were

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Mammaries

Like the corners of my mindMisty watercolor mammariesOf the way we were

Bewbs

 

[Thorn]

how come i get 42 texts during the day but none when people might do funny things?

:goodposting;But I only text directly. It kinda takes the fun out for me

gay

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

how come i get 42 texts during the day but none when people might do funny things?

:goodposting;But I only text directly. It kinda takes the fun out for me

gay

My boyfriend objects

 

[Thorn]

how come i get 42 texts during the day but none when people might do funny things?

:goodposting;But I only text directly. It kinda takes the fun out for me

gay

My boyfriend objects

as if you could pull a boyfriend. ive seen your act

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

how come i get 42 texts during the day but none when people might do funny things?

:goodposting;But I only text directly. It kinda takes the fun out for me

gay

My boyfriend objects

as if you could pull a boyfriend. ive seen your act

Ok, my tranny objects

 

[YSR]

Play nice, ladies.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Play nice, ladies.

I'm sorry Thorn.Oh, don't fall down YSRZING!!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Wait, is'nt it like 5am by you now?

 

[Thorn]

Wait, is'nt it like 5am by you now?

yes. see gmtan

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Wait, is'nt it like 5am by you now?

yes. see gmtan

Expletive question mark ampersand at pound sign parentheses asteriskNow I have to rebut

 

[Thorn]

Wait, is'nt it like 5am by you now?

yes. see gmtan

Expletive question mark ampersand at pound sign parentheses asteriskNow I have to rebut

you are a good typist

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Wait, is'nt it like 5am by you now?

yes. see gmtan

Expletive question mark ampersand at pound sign parentheses asteriskNow I have to rebut

you are a good typist

See you next Tuesday

 

[Thorn]

Wait, is'nt it like 5am by you now?

yes. see gmtan

Expletive question mark ampersand at pound sign parentheses asteriskNow I have to rebut

you are a good typist

See you next Tuesday

such an angry drunk

 

[Spartans Rule]

How do you celebrate winning the Big Ten tournament?



That's how.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

How do you celebrate winning the Big Ten tournament? That's how.

Us professional drinkers usually wait for some sort of accomplishment

 

[Annyong]

How do you celebrate winning the Big Ten tournament? That's how.

Us professional drinkers usually wait for some sort of accomplishment

No we dont

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

How do you celebrate winning the Big Ten tournament? That's how.

Us professional drinkers usually wait for some sort of accomplishment

No we dont

 

[Spartans Rule]

How do you celebrate winning the Big Ten tournament? That's how.

Us professional drinkers usually wait for some sort of accomplishment

No we dont

If I didn't drink because MSU won, I would've drank because MSU lost, or because it was a nice day outside, or because beer has alcohol in it.

 

[-fish-]

shammered. west coast drunnkws?

 

[-fish-]

so many margaritas I can't count. home drinking bud light platinum...it still sucks, but you only need to drink half as much.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

so many margaritas I can't count. home drinking bud light platinum...it still sucks, but you only need to drink half as much.

 

[-fish-]

so many margaritas I can't count. home drinking bud light platinum...it still sucks, but you only need to drink half as much.

you'll be relieved to know you don't have to fly out here to punch me. you could still fly out here to get really drunk and meet some hot chicks. I have extras.

 

[mquinnjr]

BL Prem, if classified correctly, is the best beer in class. Class being Hurricane, Steel Reserve, Old E, etc. as per the ABV. If you're just looking to get tanked and not drink what tastes like gasoline, BLP is where it's at.

A bunch of Chivas' deep flying home from a business trip in Europe. Early morning somewhere, right?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

BL Prem, if classified correctly, is the best beer in class. Class being Hurricane, Steel Reserve, Old E, etc. as per the ABV. If you're just looking to get tanked and not drink what tastes like gasoline, BLP is where it's at.A bunch of Chivas' deep flying home from a business trip in Europe. Early morning somewhere, right?

I like this guy

 

[kevzilla]

Jamesons. Every time I buy it, I wonder why I don't buy it more often.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Don't worry Marty. Assuming we succeed in our mission this alternate 1985 will change back into the real 1985, instantaneously transforming around Jennifer and Einey

 

[-fish-]

ia there anything better than daydrunk? NCAA tournament, st ppteoihyt day and drunk by noon? I love my life.

 

[Charlie Frown]

.....

 

[Punch]

Surprised by the lack of activity on this thread on St Patty's Day...black and tans all night and off to bed...cheers!

 

[Ministry of Pain]

hello

 

[BustedKnuckles]

Here's a classic Irish drinking game..... Its called Never stop drinking

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Well, I'm not an almost-billionare. Might as well get drunk

 

[Frostillicus]

Well, I'm not an almost-billionare. Might as well get drunk

IN

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Well, I'm not an almost-billionare. Might as well get drunk

IN

 

[Thorn]

Wait, is'nt it like 5am by you now?

yes. see gmtan

Expletive question mark ampersand at pound sign parentheses asteriskNow I have to rebut

you are a good typist

See you next Tuesday

such an angry drunk

aaaaand happy sunday. going for drinks with dad.