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Official Drunk Thread (2 Viewers)

Thorn said:
Zow said:
Drunk off expensive wine. Thought it'd be worth it untiul my gf tried to sign into my facebook and I about tackled her because theres' a message in therte from my ex.
Well this went about as badly as it could have. Woz is now single again.
Please tell me it had something to do with her access to your facebook account, or lack thereof. :popcorn:
Oh she had access. Watched me type in my password once, or I may have given it to her. I can't remember.
You're a real Maginot Line, GB.
He's more Greek than French.
 
You know what pisses me off? There are people who aren't married getting more married chick ### than half the guys living in the same ####ing house as a married chick. It's just not ####ing right.

I re-read that like 8 times. I'm pretty sure it makes sense.

 
A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain :thumbup:Now This Is Spinal Tap is on...looks like I'll be around for a few hours
Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.
 
A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain :thumbup:Now This Is Spinal Tap is on...looks like I'll be around for a few hours
Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.
get drunk. pay $25 for cab. enjoy teh secks.
 
You know what pisses me off? There are people who aren't married getting more married chick ### than half the guys living in the same ####ing house as a married chick. It's just not ####ing right. I re-read that like 8 times. I'm pretty sure it makes sense.
:goodposting: ...and I'm not married
 
A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain :thumbup:Now This Is Spinal Tap is on...looks like I'll be around for a few hours
Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.
get drunk. pay $25 for cab. enjoy teh secks.
I'm at home. I'm already drunk. She and a co-worker had to take an agent to dinner tonight. Depending on the agent, that could mean a bunch of booze or no booze. I have no say in the matter. Just a potential beneficiary.
 
A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain :thumbup:Now This Is Spinal Tap is on...looks like I'll be around for a few hours
Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.
:lmao: :bag:I figure there's some sort of cosmic balance sheet and the numbers are still in my favor. I put in my 7 or 8 years.And I'm just trying to do you proud GB Bobby Sac. I thought of your advice just yesterday. Forget which thread it was. A couple years ago now, but something about no chicks over 25. :banned:
 
A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain :thumbup:

Now This Is Spinal Tap is on...looks like I'll be around for a few hours
Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.

That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.
get drunk. pay $25 for cab. enjoy teh secks.
I'm at home. I'm already drunk. She and a co-worker had to take an agent to dinner tonight. Depending on the agent, that could mean a bunch of booze or no booze. I have no say in the matter. Just a potential beneficiary.
Life insurance? sorry. divorcing, bitter and not yet settled into a happy buzz.

 
A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain :thumbup:Now This Is Spinal Tap is on...looks like I'll be around for a few hours
Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.
What kind of assload we talking here?
 
A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain :thumbup:Now This Is Spinal Tap is on...looks like I'll be around for a few hours
Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.
:lmao: :bag:I figure there's some sort of cosmic balance sheet and the numbers are still in my favor. I put in my 7 or 8 years.And I'm just trying to do you proud GB Bobby Sac. I thought of your advice just yesterday. Forget which thread it was. A couple years ago now, but something about no chicks over 25. :banned:
That's an equation, too. If you were mapping it, I believe the origin would be at 21, 5. For every point above 5, you should be willing to go 2 years up. So up to 31 is acceptable in your situation, but she needs to be a 10. Then there's the Homer coefficient. It works the same, but the origin is something like 13, 2
 
A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain :thumbup:Now This Is Spinal Tap is on...looks like I'll be around for a few hours
Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.
get drunk. pay $25 for cab. enjoy teh secks.
I'm at home. I'm already drunk. She and a co-worker had to take an agent to dinner tonight. Depending on the agent, that could mean a bunch of booze or no booze. I have no say in the matter. Just a potential beneficiary.
Leave a half empty bottle of wine, some string cheese and your underwear at the door. She'll walk in and know to give ol Bobby Sac the "agent" treatment :thumbup:EDIT - D'oh...go get her GB
 
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A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain :thumbup:Now This Is Spinal Tap is on...looks like I'll be around for a few hours
Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.
What kind of assload we talking here?
60 to 90 seconds worth
 
A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain :thumbup:Now This Is Spinal Tap is on...looks like I'll be around for a few hours
Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.
What kind of assload we talking here?
60 to 90 seconds worth
"Again with the string cheese, honey?"
 
A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain :thumbup:Now This Is Spinal Tap is on...looks like I'll be around for a few hours
Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.
What kind of assload we talking here?
60 to 90 seconds worth
"Again with the string cheese, honey?"
:lmao:
 
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:hey: I've never been called out in a thread. Sorry to say I'm not drunk.
Then why are you here? ;)
I wish I was drunk so I read about you guys being drunk. And I find you guys funny :)
:goodposting:Don't be a stranger...we could use some new blood around here :thumbup:
Agreed. We need either more drunks or more posters that are envious of us drunks. :thumbup:
 
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:hey: I've never been called out in a thread. Sorry to say I'm not drunk.
Then why are you here? ;)
I wish I was drunk so I read about you guys being drunk. And I find you guys funny :)
:goodposting:Don't be a stranger...we could use some new blood around here :thumbup:
Thanks! I'm going out with some friends on saturdy I'll make sure to post when I come home drunk.
 
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A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain :thumbup:

Now This Is Spinal Tap is on...looks like I'll be around for a few hours
Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.

That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.
get drunk. pay $25 for cab. enjoy teh secks.
I'm at home. I'm already drunk. She and a co-worker had to take an agent to dinner tonight. Depending on the agent, that could mean a bunch of booze or no booze. I have no say in the matter. Just a potential beneficiary.
Life insurance? sorry. divorcing, bitter and not yet settled into a happy buzz.
Yeah, 'cause the guy who's still married is the one you need to apologize to for making life insurance jokes.
 

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