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He's more Greek than French.You're a real Maginot Line, GB.Oh she had access. Watched me type in my password once, or I may have given it to her. I can't remember.Thorn said:Please tell me it had something to do with her access to your facebook account, or lack thereof.Zow said:
Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain
get drunk. pay $25 for cab. enjoy teh secks.Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain
I'm at home. I'm already drunk. She and a co-worker had to take an agent to dinner tonight. Depending on the agent, that could mean a bunch of booze or no booze. I have no say in the matter. Just a potential beneficiary.get drunk. pay $25 for cab. enjoy teh secks.Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain
Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain
I figure there's some sort of cosmic balance sheet and the numbers are still in my favor. I put in my 7 or 8 years.And I'm just trying to do you proud GB Bobby Sac. I thought of your advice just yesterday. Forget which thread it was. A couple years ago now, but something about no chicks over 25. 
Life insurance? sorry. divorcing, bitter and not yet settled into a happy buzz.I'm at home. I'm already drunk. She and a co-worker had to take an agent to dinner tonight. Depending on the agent, that could mean a bunch of booze or no booze. I have no say in the matter. Just a potential beneficiary.get drunk. pay $25 for cab. enjoy teh secks.Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain
Now This Is Spinal Tap is on...looks like I'll be around for a few hours
That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.
What kind of assload we talking here?Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain
That's an equation, too. If you were mapping it, I believe the origin would be at 21, 5. For every point above 5, you should be willing to go 2 years up. So up to 31 is acceptable in your situation, but she needs to be a 10. Then there's the Homer coefficient. It works the same, but the origin is something like 13, 2Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain
Leave a half empty bottle of wine, some string cheese and your underwear at the door. She'll walk in and know to give ol Bobby Sac the "agent" treatmentI'm at home. I'm already drunk. She and a co-worker had to take an agent to dinner tonight. Depending on the agent, that could mean a bunch of booze or no booze. I have no say in the matter. Just a potential beneficiary.get drunk. pay $25 for cab. enjoy teh secks.Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain
EDIT - D'oh...go get her GB
Like a screen door...
60 to 90 seconds worthWhat kind of assload we talking here?Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain
It's been almost 20 minutes. Must be dragging out the foreplay begging.
"Again with the string cheese, honey?"60 to 90 seconds worthWhat kind of assload we talking here?Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain
"Again with the string cheese, honey?"60 to 90 seconds worthWhat kind of assload we talking here?Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain
Bout time...I think tonight was a record night as far as participation goes. It just wouldn't be the same without you GB.Howdy kids.
Bout time...I think tonight was a record night as far as participation goes. It just wouldn't be the same without you GB.Howdy kids.
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I've never been called out in a thread. Sorry to say I'm not drunk.
I'm not nearly that badass. Just Marlboro Lights for me...
Then why are you here?2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)2 Members: strykerpks, nicholetenicholete,
I'm that guy...I have to point you in the direction of a mean post by me...sorry
I still think you would appreciate itLink
I wish I was drunk so I read about you guys being drunk. And I find you guys funnyThen why are you here?2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)2 Members: strykerpks, nicholetenicholete,
Absolutely beautiful.I'm that guy...I have to point you in the direction of a mean post by me...sorry
I wish I was drunk so I read about you guys being drunk. And I find you guys funnyThen why are you here?2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)2 Members: strykerpks, nicholetenicholete,
Don't be a stranger...we could use some new blood around here
Agreed. We need either more drunks or more posters that are envious of us drunks.I wish I was drunk so I read about you guys being drunk. And I find you guys funnyThen why are you here?2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)2 Members: strykerpks, nicholetenicholete,
Thanks! I'm going out with some friends on saturdy I'll make sure to post when I come home drunk.I wish I was drunk so I read about you guys being drunk. And I find you guys funnyThen why are you here?2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)2 Members: strykerpks, nicholetenicholete,
Welcome, drunken iBuddy.
I'm not drunk, I just want to freely talk shit in the FFA.Welcome, drunken iBuddy.
Apparently its either WW threads or the drunk thread...we get away with ####### murder hereI'm not drunk, I just want to freely talk shit in the FFA.Welcome, drunken iBuddy.
Fix it yo!
Holy crap I just learned the coolest new trick for when I want to get banned!I'm not drunk, I just want to freely talk in the FFA.Welcome, drunken iBuddy.
Hey, know what? Go fuck your mother. That's what I think about you and getting banned.Holy crap I just learned the coolest new trick for when I want to get banned!I'm not drunk, I just want to freely talk in the FFA.Welcome, drunken iBuddy.
Yeah, 'cause the guy who's still married is the one you need to apologize to for making life insurance jokes.Life insurance? sorry. divorcing, bitter and not yet settled into a happy buzz.I'm at home. I'm already drunk. She and a co-worker had to take an agent to dinner tonight. Depending on the agent, that could mean a bunch of booze or no booze. I have no say in the matter. Just a potential beneficiary.get drunk. pay $25 for cab. enjoy teh secks.Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain
Now This Is Spinal Tap is on...looks like I'll be around for a few hours
That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.
