Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)

[Bob Sacamano]

A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain Now This Is Spinal Tap is on...looks like I'll be around for a few hours

Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.

What kind of assload we talking here?

We've got some of the harshest DUI laws in the country. Forced jail time for a first offense, mandatory ignition interlock device (at your own expense, of course), and the lawyers have to finance the ability to post on FBGs all day somehow. #### ain't cheap.Or so I've heard.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Ow...I think I just coughed up a lung.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain Now This Is Spinal Tap is on...looks like I'll be around for a few hours

Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.

get drunk. pay $25 for cab. enjoy teh secks.

I'm at home. I'm already drunk. She and a co-worker had to take an agent to dinner tonight. Depending on the agent, that could mean a bunch of booze or no booze. I have no say in the matter. Just a potential beneficiary.

Leave a half empty bottle of wine, some string cheese and your underwear at the door. She'll walk in and know to give ol Bobby Sac the "agent" treatment EDIT - D'oh...go get her GB

The agents were all women and a gay guy. The "agent treatment" would have scored me a pedicure, an invitation to a Pampered Chef party, a bottle of Pinot Grigio, and a headache. I'll leave it to you to decide which one came from the gay guy.I settled for married people sex instead.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

A few Gentleman Jack's and a Vicodin for knee pain Now This Is Spinal Tap is on...looks like I'll be around for a few hours

Bottle of wine gone. Debating a split. Can't decide if I want the wife to come home tipsy (meaning she drove that way) or not.I need one of the math dorks in here to work up an equation involving risk of jail time and an assload of money out the door as it relates to the same alcohol increasing the likelihood of teh sex.That's a ####ing risk-reward analysis worth performing.

What kind of assload we talking here?

60 to 90 seconds worth

If you skip foreplay, you can cut that in 1/3. Efficiency, my friend.

 

[YSR]

 

[Sheriff Bart]

I settled for married people sex instead.

Yeah, I stumbled upon this on my wife's Facebook page. That's my 16 year old cousin. He's always talking about pulling tail. Lousy jerkoff.(He doesn't have a white circle for a face. I put that in.)

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I settled for married people sex instead.

Yeah, I stumbled upon this on my wife's Facebook page. That's my 16 year old cousin. He's always talking about pulling tail. Lousy jerkoff.(He doesn't have a white circle for a face. I put that in.)

That's a reasonable approximation of what I meant.

 

[Thorn]

Do you all mean to tell me that no one drinks on Friday nights?

 

[urbanhack]

tap

 

[Disco Stu]

Fat Tire, Scotch, pistachios, and a couple episodes of 24. Good stuff.

 

[urbanhack]

stuff

 

[Thorn]

Beer, vodka, scotch, wash, rinse, repeat.

 

[bryhamm]

Beer, vodka, scotch, wash, rinse, repeat.

 

[Dickies]

Fat Tire, Scotch, pistachios, and a couple episodes of 24. Good stuff.

Substitute the 24 for some porn and I'm set.

 

[Dickies]

Just killed the remains of a Drake's IPA growler and took advantage of the BevMo $0.05 sale.

 

[Thorn]

Beer, vodka, scotch, wash, rinse, repeat.

This may also work.

 

[Thorn]

I have just been informed that the pain of my attendance has been requested at a local establishment for kegs n eggs in 6 hours. eek.

 

[Mr Capicollo]

I just arrived. Thanks.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Pulled into the golf course parking lot at 2:55 with 3 beers in me already on an empty stomach. Had a 45 minute rain delay (which really helped me pace myself ) and after 18 went out drinking with the boys...for any Cincy guys, BigFun54 is in Y-town for the weekend.

I'm still cracking beers at 2:30 and I have to get up at 7:45 and start drinking again by 9AM.

This is my favorite weekend of the year...better than friggin' Christmas.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I have just been informed that the pain of my attendance has been requested at a local establishment for kegs n eggs in 6 hours. eek.

Plenty of time, GB.Let's have a beer.

 

[Thorn]

I have just been informed that the pain of my attendance has been requested at a local establishment for kegs n eggs in 6 hours. eek.

Plenty of time, GB.Let's have a beer.

Oh, alright. FILL IT UP AGAIN!

 

[Disco Stu]

It's ####ikng Saturday night, the drunk therad should not be on patge 2. #### I got some extta letters there. Keyboard issues.

Dammit Rngers just lost.

What's that old saying? Beer, then liquor, then 21 year odl #####, something something...

 

[Tecumseh]

Hi.

 

[guest 54788]

I'm here. Where's the punch and pie?

 

[Steve Tasker]

I'm back

 

[Zow]

Will be joining you shortly. Girl who just broke up with me claims she is pregnant. I either am having a baby or I dated a psycho. Both worth drinking to I guess.

 

[Postradamus]

been downing shiner bock and watching spongebob for the past 2 and half hours

whats going on with you guys?

 

[Steve Tasker]

been downing shiner bock and watching spongebob for the past 2 and half hourswhats going on with you guys?

Video games, waiting for Wox to tell stories

 

[Zow]

been downing shiner bock and watching spongebob for the past 2 and half hourswhats going on with you guys?

Video games, waiting for Wox to tell stories

drinking sam blackberry witbier. may switch to some jameson triple. i threw up, but not from the beer. the girl i dated is either crazy or really is pregnant. i'm at a loss.

 

[Steve Tasker]

been downing shiner bock and watching spongebob for the past 2 and half hourswhats going on with you guys?

Video games, waiting for Wox to tell stories

drinking sam blackberry witbier. may switch to some jameson triple. i threw up, but not from the beer. the girl i dated is either crazy or really is pregnant. i'm at a loss.

I'd guess #1, but I don't know

 

[Thorn]

Jesus Christ woz. I'm mixing a VT.

 

[Zow]

Jesus Christ woz. I'm mixing a VT.

i don't know what that is, but i could use an IM buddy right now.

 

[Thorn]

Jesus Christ woz. I'm mixing a VT.

i don't know what that is, but i could use an IM buddy right now.

Vodka tonic my friend. You probably could use a backhand. But what the ####, I'm in. :IMsignon:

 

[Steve Tasker]

Jesus Christ woz. I'm mixing a VT.

i don't know what that is, but i could use an IM buddy right now.

I don't know your AIM name.

 

[Courtjester]

Drinking a ton of Coors Light (yeah, I know save the comments), but I turn 40 in let's see---12 minutes...

 

[Thorn]

Jesus Christ woz. I'm mixing a VT.

i don't know what that is, but i could use an IM buddy right now.

I don't know your AIM name.

Have you ever been in e chat?

 

[Steve Tasker]

Jesus Christ woz. I'm mixing a VT.

i don't know what that is, but i could use an IM buddy right now.

I don't know your AIM name.

Have you ever been in e chat?

No...I messaged swires once but he never responded

 

[Thorn]

Jesus Christ woz. I'm mixing a VT.

i don't know what that is, but i could use an IM buddy right now.

I don't know your AIM name.

Have you ever been in e chat?

No...I messaged swires once but he never responded

PM me your screename and all your wildest dreams will come true.PS swires is a douchenozzle

 

[Disco Stu]

They're all crazy Woz. Claiming pregnancy or vd shortly after a breakup is in the manual.

 

[Disco Stu]

It's ####ikng Saturday night, the drunk therad should not be on patge 2. #### I got some extta letters there. Keyboard issues. Dammit Rngers just lost.What's that old saying? Beer, then liquor, then 21 year odl #####, something something...

I'm MUCH more sober now than I was five hours ago.

 

[Thorn]

I don't know your AIM name.

Have you ever been in e chat?

No...I messaged swires once but he never responded

PM me your screename and all your wildest dreams will come true.

This turned out to be the ticket to the 14th best chat of all time.

 

[nicholete]

Drunk. I went a friends house who bought a new house . Had several toprical blend juice, little bit of 7 up and vodka then some beers.

 

[nicholete]

so now that I'm drunk no one to talk to.

 

[urbanhack]

I don't know your AIM name.

Have you ever been in e chat?

No...I messaged swires once but he never responded

PM me your screename and all your wildest dreams will come true.

This turned out to be the ticket to the 14th best chat of all time.

link to the transcript?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Drinking a ton of Coors Light (yeah, I know save the comments), but I turn 40 in let's see---12 minutes...

Happy birthday, GB. I was so smashed yesterday I wouldn't have physically been able to post in here.

 

[YSR]

I don't know your AIM name.

Have you ever been in e chat?

No...I messaged swires once but he never responded

PM me your screename and all your wildest dreams will come true.

This turned out to be the ticket to the 14th best chat of all time.

Stupid Jasper.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Drinking a ton of Coors Light (yeah, I know save the comments), but I turn 40 in let's see---12 minutes...

Happy birthday, GB. I was so smashed yesterday I wouldn't have physically been able to post in here.

I think I'm going to be sick... :X :Thanks god my lunch appointment had to cancel.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Drinking a ton of Coors Light (yeah, I know save the comments), but I turn 40 in let's see---12 minutes...

Happy birthday, GB. I was so smashed yesterday I wouldn't have physically been able to post in here.

I think I'm going to be sick... :X :Thanks god my lunch appointment had to cancel.

Still working through a brutal hangover. I think I've slept for 30 of the past 36 hours.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Drinking a ton of Coors Light (yeah, I know save the comments), but I turn 40 in let's see---12 minutes...

Happy birthday, GB. I was so smashed yesterday I wouldn't have physically been able to post in here.

I think I'm going to be sick... :X :Thanks god my lunch appointment had to cancel.

Still working through a brutal hangover. I think I've slept for 30 of the past 36 hours.

We stayed at the casino Saturday night and Mrs. SLB got to sleep all day yesterday. I decided to drink whiskey again...I just got some White Castles. This is a bad idea not hung over....

 

[dotman]

been downing shiner bock and watching spongebob for the past 2 and half hourswhats going on with you guys?

Video games, waiting for Wox to tell stories

drinking sam blackberry witbier. may switch to some jameson triple. i threw up, but not from the beer. the girl i dated is either crazy or really is pregnant. i'm at a loss.

Holy ####### #### my friend...I could have told you she was crazy even though I never met her just from looking at your facebook page, I thought you would have figured that out by now...hopefully she is crazy and that's it. Any reason to think the pregnant claim has any validity at all?