Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)

[SuperAwesomeDude]

proud owner of 2 top 15 posters in this thread....

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[kevzilla]

SLB>spotted you a big lead, but I have 151-proof closing speed.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SLB>spotted you a big lead, but I have 151-proof closing speed.

Not that big of a lead. Mrs. SLB is out with "her girlfriends from the gym" and I just got the boys to bed at 8:30.

 

[TenTimes]

i am *officially* in. not gonna make any drubk dynasty trades tonoght!!

 

[TenTimes]

n if any of my league sees this dont propose sme cause i would accept without thinking clearly :( :(

 

[St. Louis Bob]

right

 

[St. Louis Bob]

well hell

 

[kevzilla]

well hell

I had Kentucky into the Elite 8.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

Should I have another scotch? I think I shall.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

And where has this "my content" button been all my life? Pretty ####### awesome.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Should I have another scotch? I think I shall.

You deserve it. Kev, I would have preferred they lost but if VCU wins I don't care.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

Should I have another scotch? I think I shall.

You deserve it.

Damn right I do. Thanks, GB. This week was hell.But hey, there's leftover Mexican food in the fridge, so it evens out.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Should I have another scotch? I think I shall.

You deserve it.

Damn right I do. Thanks, GB. This week was hell.But hey, there's leftover Mexican food in the fridge, so it evens out.

You hit a drifter on the way home from an all night poker game too?

 

[Shtaym Syek]

Should I have another scotch? I think I shall.

You deserve it.

Damn right I do. Thanks, GB. This week was hell.But hey, there's leftover Mexican food in the fridge, so it evens out.

You hit a drifter on the way home from an all night poker game too?

I don't think so. Should I go check to make sure?

 

[kevzilla]

I still have one more package of store-bought guacamole for drinky-time snacking. I'll be getting into that soon.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Should I have another scotch? I think I shall.

You deserve it.

Damn right I do. Thanks, GB. This week was hell.But hey, there's leftover Mexican food in the fridge, so it evens out.

You hit a drifter on the way home from an all night poker game too?

I don't think so. Should I go check to make sure?

Take some Clorox to the bumper at least.

 

[TRIP_THE_LIGHT_FANTASTIC]

Relly wonting some Guness with black nuts tanight. Nadda butta dave.

 

[SuperAwesomeDude]

Relly wonting some Guness with black nuts tanight. Nadda butta dave.

wha?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Hi..It's been a while. I've been unplugged for a bit.

I'm really happy to see my GB Superawesomedude posting again.

 

[SuperAwesomeDude]

Hi..It's been a while. I've been unplugged for a bit.I'm really happy to see my GB Superawesomedude posting again.

thanks buddy. thinking one of the last times i was posting, my lady and i were just buying our first house. now we just found out we are having our first baby...

 

[SuperAwesomeDude]

Hi..It's been a while. I've been unplugged for a bit.I'm really happy to see my GB Superawesomedude posting again.

maybe i can help revive this thread. bunch a boners in here. ill tell you what

 

[SuperAwesomeDude]

good posting judge? get real. what a knob.

 

[kevzilla]

Hi..It's been a while. I've been unplugged for a bit.I'm really happy to see my GB Superawesomedude posting again.

maybe i can help revive this thread. bunch a boners in here. ill tell you what

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Hi..It's been a while. I've been unplugged for a bit.I'm really happy to see my GB Superawesomedude posting again.

thanks buddy. thinking one of the last times i was posting, my lady and i were just buying our first house. now we just found out we are having our first baby...

I didn't see that tweet But congrats! I've seen a few threads that you've started lately but I've been travelling something fierce in the past month or so.Either way I'm happy for you and I hope you have a few more drunken nights in ya. GMTAN, and Homer quitting has taken alot of life out of this thread

 

[SuperAwesomeDude]

hey kevzilla, whats your favorite color?

 

[SuperAwesomeDude]

Hi..It's been a while. I've been unplugged for a bit.I'm really happy to see my GB Superawesomedude posting again.

thanks buddy. thinking one of the last times i was posting, my lady and i were just buying our first house. now we just found out we are having our first baby...

I didn't see that tweet But congrats! I've seen a few threads that you've started lately but I've been travelling something fierce in the past month or so.Either way I'm happy for you and I hope you have a few more drunken nights in ya. GMTAN, and Homer quitting has taken alot of life out of this thread

thanks, im not gonna lie, dont know what GMTAN means but im assuming it has something to do with my enormous penis...

 

[SuperAwesomeDude]

and as a lurker, i was upset to learn you were a packer fan.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

and as a lurker, i was upset to learn you were a packer fan.

I'm a bandwagon jumper. GMTAN = GMs Thread About Nothing. You'd be a welcome addition. Don't worry about catching up. All you need to know is that "rapey dickmitten" is accepted nomenclature int he FFA now.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I still have one more package of store-bought guacamole for drinky-time snacking. I'll be getting into that soon.

How's the guac?

 

[kevzilla]

and as a lurker, i was upset to learn you were a packer fan.

Me too. My favorite colors are Packer green and gold.

 

[kevzilla]

I still have one more package of store-bought guacamole for drinky-time snacking. I'll be getting into that soon.

How's the guac?

Damn near sobered me up, gotta fix that. BRB.

 

[SuperAwesomeDude]

and as a lurker, i was upset to learn you were a packer fan.

I'm a bandwagon jumper. GMTAN = GMs Thread About Nothing. You'd be a welcome addition. Don't worry about catching up. All you need to know is that "rapey dickmitten" is accepted nomenclature int he FFA now.

so everytime someone mentions rapey dickmitten they are talking about how fantastic my penis is?

 

[SuperAwesomeDude]

also, since it turns out you are my polar opposite when it comes to sports, is prince fielder done? what is he up to this year?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I still have one more package of store-bought guacamole for drinky-time snacking. I'll be getting into that soon.

How's the guac?

Damn near sobered me up, gotta fix that. BRB.

I'm in this thread all night tomorrow. I have a verginer waiting for me, so screw you guys.Let's hammer beginning about 8 or so

 

[SuperAwesomeDude]

and as a lurker, i was upset to learn you were a packer fan.

Me too. My favorite colors are Packer green and gold.

holy christ. buncha mouth breathers up in here

 

[kevzilla]

and as a lurker, i was upset to learn you were a packer fan.

Me too. My favorite colors are Packer green and gold.

holy christ. buncha mouth breathers up in here

 

[SuperAwesomeDude]

I still have one more package of store-bought guacamole for drinky-time snacking. I'll be getting into that soon.

How's the guac?

Damn near sobered me up, gotta fix that. BRB.

I'm in this thread all night tomorrow. I have a verginer waiting for me, so screw you guys.Let's hammer beginning about 8 or so

got my big FB draft tomorrow. usually end up doing shrooms. ill try to check in

 

[SuperAwesomeDude]

buncha purses in here. shoulda stayed away...

 

[kevzilla]

I thought it was blouses? I can't keep up.

 

[SuperAwesomeDude]

I thought it was blouses? I can't keep up.

i made up purses. gonna go with that from now on. wanna be cool or not?

 

[kevzilla]

We're cool. I bear ill will towards no man.

 

[SuperAwesomeDude]

We're cool. I bear ill will towards no man.

the jib that has been cut for you, i like it.

 

[Limp Ditka]

:hic:

Walked into a bar, about 12 minutes later, my best from grade school walked in the door behind me. I hadn't seen the guy in about 4 years.

It got ugly.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Hi. Kevzilla likes men. And women. He's one of those guys

 

[kevzilla]

Hi. Kevzilla likes men. And women. He's one of those guys

HEY!!!!1!

 

[parasaurolophus]

jesus christ. just tell us who the damn mother is. tired of watching this show.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

jesus christ. just tell us who the damn mother is. tired of watching this show.

You shold have a beer and realax

 

[Shtaym Syek]

jesus christ. just tell us who the damn mother is. tired of watching this show.

Then don't watch it?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I'm so baked and drunk