Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

AC/DC cover band at the bar in the neighborhood where I grew up. Kerrs light. A couple shots of Yeager. I can't hear. Im tired. Il probably be sore from excessive dancing. Good times!

Did thy have bagpipes?

 

[Jutz]

AC/DC cover band at the bar in the neighborhood where I grew up. Kerrs light. A couple shots of Yeager. I can't hear. Im tired. Il probably be sore from excessive dancing. Good times!

Did thy have bagpipes?

No. They were average at best. They didn't even play Big Balls. But there was some slutty looking broad with an amazingly tight butt with a thong peeking out that made it all worth it!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

AC/DC cover band at the bar in the neighborhood where I grew up. Kerrs light. A couple shots of Yeager. I can't hear. Im tired. Il probably be sore from excessive dancing. Good times!

Did thy have bagpipes?

No. They were average at best. They didn't even play Big Balls. But there was some slutty looking broad with an amazingly tight butt with a thong peeking out that made it all worth it!

 

[parasaurolophus]

Drank all day. Sobered up somewhat. Now at the casino. Maybe not my best idea ever

 

[-fish-]

West coast drunk. 3 something. Still awake after starting at 4:30. Bloody Mary's for breakfast very, very soon.

 

[-fish-]

Missed breakfast, but just finished my 2nd bloody mary. Going away party for a local bartender at 4. They're closing a different bar for the party. Work tomorrow will be painful.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Atta boy.

If I go to church with my wife, we get to go to the bar. We just got back and are now heading to my parents house for dinner. And by dinner I mean beers and maybe some food. I'll be back in this thread later tonight.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Softball season is now upon us. Weekday drinking is about to pick up. And i wanted to cut back on drinking after the Yao Ming debacle. :sigh:

That was not a debacle, that was inspiring. Nearly brought a tear to my eye.If you were still my customer, I would throw in a bottle of your favorite with your next order. You've inspired me.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Softball season is now upon us. Weekday drinking is about to pick up. And i wanted to cut back on drinking after the Yao Ming debacle. :sigh:

That was not a debacle, that was inspiring. Nearly brought a tear to my eye.If you were still my customer, I would throw in a bottle of your favorite with your next order. You've inspired me.

Thanks, it was one of those "wake up in the morning and read/watch what I did last night" kinda things. :bat: But I cant' wait for the Mr. Pack video At any rate, I'm going to have a week+ long bender here....Last Friday I drank a ton and did Backstreet Boys . Saturday was day 3 of Beer Week in Milwaukee and I drank 10 beers that were >10%. Sunday I was recovering but went to church and my reward for that is going to the bar. Had 5 at the bar and then we went to my parents house for dinner and my 38 year old sister finally got engaged so we did a bunch of shots of Jim Beam plus beers. Monday was softball and we drank $106 worth of beer. Tonight was trivia night at another bar that celebrated Beer Week and had 2 Boulder Bad Moon Rising (~12%) plus 6 other beers and we won the beer round (a gallon of IPA in a trophy glass that we slammed in 15 minutes). Tomorrow is another softball night so that's more beer. Thursday is day 6 of Beer Week and me and another GB are heading to a place with 2 more barrels of 9%+ beer. Friday and Saturday are...well, they're Friday and Saturday. Sunday Funday is always a possibility and Monday is softball again.I might have to take Sunday off.

 

[YSR]

I've been asked to move my show to this theater.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I've been asked to move my show to this theater.

When do we get a shot video from you? Or at least a "sexily sipping wine" video?

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

I've been asked to move my show to this theater.

Welcome.

 

[YSR]

I've been asked to move my show to this theater.

When do we get a shot video from you? Or at least a "sexily sipping wine" video?

When I lose the 187ish pounds I gained during my first year of marriage?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I've been asked to move my show to this theater.

When do we get a shot video from you? Or at least a "sexily sipping wine" video?

When I lose the 187ish pounds I gained during my first year of marriage?

So next week then? Cool

 

[YSR]

I mean, I should just go to bed.

Side note: when I format my posts, I type it out because I know HTML (and yes this was formatted manually).

 

[YSR]

Side note: I'm entranced by Giada's bewbs. Every day. I've made my husband come into the room to give me an appraisal and while he's a fan, he's not a big a fan as I think he should be.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I mean, I should just go to bed.

Side note: when I format my posts, I type it out because I know HTML (and yes this was formatted manually).

What fun is that? And by "that" i mean going to bed, and formatting posts in HTML

 

[YSR]

I mean, I should just go to bed.

Side note: when I format my posts, I type it out because I know HTML (and yes this was formatted manually).

What fun is that? And by "that" i mean going to bed, and formatting posts in HTML

There is likely no fun in that.SideNote: Romo has been asleep on the couch for 2 hours and I've sent 3 cat pics to Tanner.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I mean, I should just go to bed.

Side note: when I format my posts, I type it out because I know HTML (and yes this was formatted manually).

What fun is that? And by "that" i mean going to bed, and formatting posts in HTML

There is likely no fun in that.hippopotamus

SideNote: Romo has been asleep on the couch for 2 hours and I've sent 3 cat pics to Tanner.

Sidey McSideNote, is this your new shtick?

 

[YSR]

I'm getting tired/bored.

Side 0te: Wine is not sold in TN on Sundays so I bought a bunch today knowing it would get me through tomorrow. I've dipped into that.

 

[kevzilla]

I've been asked to move my show to this theater.

Not by me...right?

Side note: I'm entranced by Giada's bewbs. Every day. I've made my husband come into the room to give me an appraisal and while he's a fan, he's not a big a fan as I think he should be.

My dad is entranced by everything about Giada. He's 75. Maybe we should get Tanner's opinion.

 

[YSR]

I've been asked to move my show to this theater.

Not by me...right?

Side note: I'm entranced by Giada's bewbs. Every day. I've made my husband come into the room to give me an appraisal and while he's a fan, he's not a big a fan as I think he should be.

My dad is entranced by everything about Giada. He's 75. Maybe we should get Tanner's opinion.

No. Look. She has the best bewbs on TV. Not overwhelming, which some like, but just a great size for her body. And her wardrobe people have found the most amazing of amazing bras. I mean, I'm jealous. And I want as many people as possible to see how well Food Network dresses her.

 

[kevzilla]

I've been asked to move my show to this theater.

Not by me...right?

Side note: I'm entranced by Giada's bewbs. Every day. I've made my husband come into the room to give me an appraisal and while he's a fan, he's not a big a fan as I think he should be.

My dad is entranced by everything about Giada. He's 75. Maybe we should get Tanner's opinion.

No. Look. She has the best bewbs on TV. Not overwhelming, which some like, but just a great size for her body. And her wardrobe people have found the most amazing of amazing bras. I mean, I'm jealous. And I want as many people as possible to see how well Food Network dresses her.

I'm down, sister.

 

[YSR]

I/m possibly venturing into mean drunk stage and I'm a little pissed that I bumped this thread and nothing of note has happened. I'm just going to go to bed.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I/m possibly venturing into mean drunk stage and I'm a little pissed that I bumped this thread and nothing of note has happened. I'm just going to go to bed.

I'm so sorry you weren't entertained

 

[YSR]

I/m possibly venturing into mean drunk stage and I'm a little pissed that I bumped this thread and nothing of note has happened. I'm just going to go to bed.

I'm so sorry you weren't entertained

Eh, I just put Romo to bed, so I've got a little more time. Didn't mean to come across as a B####.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I/m possibly venturing into mean drunk stage and I'm a little pissed that I bumped this thread and nothing of note has happened. I'm just going to go to bed.

I'm so sorry you weren't entertained

Eh, I just put Romo to bed, so I've got a little more time. Didn't mean to come across as a B####.

Put him to bed....or "put him to bed" ?

 

[kevzilla]

Yep

 

[YSR]

My 4:30 PM headache is a fantastic reminder of what a terrible idea last night was.

 

[-fish-]

4 hours of happy hour. came home to regroup and heading out again.

who's in for a shot?

 

[kevzilla]

IN

 

[-fish-]

what are you drinking? apparently all I have is B&B or spiced rum.

 

[kevzilla]

I've been on a Jamesons run lately. But I'm a big fan of spiced rum.

 

[Frostillicus]

I think I broke Krista's thread.

Screwdrivers here, but I think I'm about dunzo.

 

[-fish-]

I think I broke Krista's thread.Screwdrivers here, but I think I'm about dunzo.

i have a knuckles story...

 

[Clifford]

Waaaaaaaa

St

Ed

Looking fwd tO everclear updates

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think I broke Krista's thread.Screwdrivers here, but I think I'm about dunzo.

i have a knuckles story...

Hi guys! Is this the frat?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I think I broke Krista's thread.Screwdrivers here, but I think I'm about dunzo.

i have a knuckles story...

Hi guys! Is this the frat?

Need a video of you doing a kegstand as your initiation

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think I broke Krista's thread.Screwdrivers here, but I think I'm about dunzo.

i have a knuckles story...

Hi guys! Is this the frat?

Need a video of you doing a kegstand as your initiation

I actually have an idea for a good one (better than any so far) but don't think I can pull it off right now....

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I gotta bust my rhyme

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I gotta bust my rhyme

I pictured you as more of a Tesla fan

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I gotta bust my rhyme

I pictured you as more of a Tesla fan

Zeppelin, the good stuff, yes. Tesla, notsomuch. Big rap fan.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I gotta bust my rhyme

I pictured you as more of a Tesla fan

Zeppelin, the good stuff, yes. Tesla, notsomuch. Big rap fan.

Do you smoke Kool's?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I gotta bust my rhyme

I pictured you as more of a Tesla fan

Zeppelin, the good stuff, yes. Tesla, notsomuch. Big rap fan.

Do you smoke Kool's?

"Who put their Kools out on my rug!"

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I gotta bust my rhyme

I pictured you as more of a Tesla fan

Zeppelin, the good stuff, yes. Tesla, notsomuch. Big rap fan.

Do you smoke Kool's?

"Who put their Kools out on my rug!"

For some reason I was trying to work that in but I opted to bait you first. And it worked

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I gotta bust my rhyme

I pictured you as more of a Tesla fan

Zeppelin, the good stuff, yes. Tesla, notsomuch. Big rap fan.

Do you smoke Kool's?

"Who put their Kools out on my rug!"

For some reason I was trying to work that in but I opted to bait you first. And it worked

I'm easy. Like a Monday morning.

 

[YSR]

True story: my white, super Southern matriarch grandmother (hope she is still RIPing) used to smoke Kools. I stole a few in the 7th grade so I could try smoking. Anytime I mentioned this to friends, in high school or college, their first response would be, "Your grandmother was black???"

Always killed me based on her feeling about "the blacks".

 

[St. Louis Bob]

True story: my white, super Southern matriarch grandmother (hope she is still RIPing) used to smoke Kools. I stole a few in the 7th grade so I could try smoking. Anytime I mentioned this to friends, in high school or college, their first response would be, "Your grandmother was black???"Always killed me based on her feeling about "the blacks".

You're killing me with suspense. Is your Grandmother black?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

True story: my white, super Southern matriarch grandmother (hope she is still RIPing) used to smoke Kools. I stole a few in the 7th grade so I could try smoking. Anytime I mentioned this to friends, in high school or college, their first response would be, "Your grandmother was black???"Always killed me based on her feeling about "the blacks".

Are you angryYSR tonight?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

True story: my white, super Southern matriarch grandmother (hope she is still RIPing) used to smoke Kools. I stole a few in the 7th grade so I could try smoking. Anytime I mentioned this to friends, in high school or college, their first response would be, "Your grandmother was black???"Always killed me based on her feeling about "the blacks".

Are you angryYSR tonight?

So her Grandmother isn't black?