**** OFFICIAL FFA 2025-2026 Fake NBA Draft **** - Draft Has Started (5 Viewers)

[Desert_Power]

Well ****. I already gone and ****ed this thing up

I took Mobley and Garland. They play on the same ****ing team!

I rescind my Garland pick! Should I repick? Did any of you chumps picking after me want Garland?

We may have to redraft

-edit- I am here for the bullying

I've been worried about this format but it's already paying dividends

I was thinking earlier it’s going to be a pain later on. Having to pass on good players because of who’s already on your team.

Yeah. Always a good time to default to Hornets that will get minutes for me.

Just think how fun it would be if we had limits on division too. You’d only be able to take one more from the Pacific division after your LeBron and Zubac picks.

If they don't matter for seeding, they shouldn't matter for drafting.

 

[Frostillicus]

Who wants a one-person list from me? I'm on deck but I gotta go.

 

[Yo Mama]

Who wants a one-person list from me? I'm on deck but I gotta go.

I can take it

 

[Eephus]

4.03 - Mikal Bridges - G/F - Knickerbockers

@Frostillicus

 

[Yo Mama]

Who wants a one-person list from me? I'm on deck but I gotta go.

You still here? I’ll pick in a minute if not.

 

[Yo Mama]

@Frostillicus takes:

4.04 - Jrue Holiday, POR G/Mentor

@Jayrod is up

 

[Jayrod]

4.05 - Kristaps "Tingis Pingis" Porzingis - C, ATL

Back to you, @Yo Mama

 

[Yo Mama]

I understand taking a more ball-dominant player in this format has its drawbacks and that’s why this guy is still out there. After Wemby, I intentionally took a couple secondary playmakers so I could keep the door open for a higher usage guy down the road. With all that said, Yo Mama selects:

4.06 - James Harden, LAC PG

I needed a lead ballhandler and am afraid PGs will be harder to find soon.


@scoobus is up

 

[Yo Mama]

Yo Mama’s Team

PG - James Harden
SG - Desmond Bane
SF - Jaylen Brown
PF - ??
C - Victor Wembanyama

On offense, the Harden-Wemby pick and roll will be unstoppable, with Brown and Bane on the wings to space the floor and attack the rim. Everyone can shoot and handle the ball.

On defense, Brown and Bane can let Harden hide on your weakest offensive player, with Wemby cleaning everything up inside.

 

[Jayrod]

I understand taking a more ball-dominant player in this format has its drawbacks and that’s why this guy is still out there. After Wemby, I intentionally took a couple secondary playmakers so I could keep the door open for a higher usage guy down the road. With all that said, Yo Mama selects:

4.06 - James Harden, LAC PG

I needed a lead ballhandler and am afraid PGs will be harder to find soon.


@scoobus is up

I would have taken him but my list of starting caliber centers who can shoot the 3 was basically down to 1. Pairing Giannis with a lane clogging big would have doomed my team.

 

[the moops]

4.05 - Kristaps "Tingis Pingis" Porzingis - C, ATL

Back to you, @Yo Mama

I think he still has the plague that destroyed his season last year.

 

[the moops]

About to get a giant needle shoved into my elbow. Cortisone injection for the win! Might need a little bit to make my pick when I come up.

 

[Yo Mama]

About to get a giant needle shoved into my elbow. Cortisone injection for the win! Might need a little bit to make my pick when I come up.

I can pick Garland for you.

 

[the moops]

About to get a giant needle shoved into my elbow. Cortisone injection for the win! Might need a little bit to make my pick when I come up.

I can pick Garland for you.

All numbed up and ready to get back in the game. Let’s go @scoobus

 

[Jayrod]

4.05 - Kristaps "Tingis Pingis" Porzingis - C, ATL

Back to you, @Yo Mama

I think he still has the plague that destroyed his season last year.

He has POTS.

They know what it is and how to treat it so he's good to go! (until something else breaks)

 

[Kev4029]

About to get a giant needle shoved into my elbow. Cortisone injection for the win! Might need a little bit to make my pick when I come up.

I can pick Garland for you.

All numbed up and ready to get back in the game. Let’s go @scoobus

I have a list of two. Don't **** it up, guys.

 

[msudaisy26]

About to get a giant needle shoved into my elbow. Cortisone injection for the win! Might need a little bit to make my pick when I come up.

I can pick Garland for you.

All numbed up and ready to get back in the game. Let’s go @scoobus

I have a list of two. Don't **** it up, guys.

Most of us are only here for the **** ups. We can't let moops be the only one.

 

[the moops]

About to get a giant needle shoved into my elbow. Cortisone injection for the win! Might need a little bit to make my pick when I come up.

I can pick Garland for you.

All numbed up and ready to get back in the game. Let’s go @scoobus

I have a list of two. Don't **** it up, guys.

About to get a giant needle shoved into my elbow. Cortisone injection for the win! Might need a little bit to make my pick when I come up.

I can pick Garland for you.

All numbed up and ready to get back in the game. Let’s go @scoobus

I have a list of two. Don't **** it up, guys.

Most of us are only here for the **** ups. We can't let moops be the only one.

Thank you!

 

[Yo Mama]

Scoobus doobus doobus, where are youbus?

 

[Desert_Power]

Yo Mama’s Team

PG - James Harden
SG - Desmond Bane
SF - Jaylen Brown
PF - ??
C - Victor Wembanyama

On offense, the Harden-Wemby pick and roll will be unstoppable, with Brown and Bane on the wings to space the floor and attack the rim. Everyone can shoot and handle the ball.

On defense, Brown and Bane can let Harden hide on your weakest offensive player, with Wemby cleaning everything up inside.

This could be a fun one.

 

[the moops]

@scoobus vaulting to the top of the hate list

 

[Kev4029]

Kev picks Franz Wagner — Orlando Magic

I'm kind of surprised he fell here. He was a borderline All-NBA player last year and might have been if he had played 5 more games. The dude averaged 24/6/5 last year while being a productive part of the second best defense in the NBA. If he doesn't improve at all in 2025, he's still worthy of the 34th pick but he's only 24 years old so he should be on the rise.

The list of players that averaged 24/5/4 from last year includes 6 players drafted in the first round here, three drafted in the second round, Zion, Tatum, and Wagner.

 

[Kev4029]

@scoobus vaulting to the top of the hate list

What a piece of ****!

 

[the moops]

Kev picks Franz Wagner — Orlando Magic

I'm kind of surprised he fell here. He was a borderline All-NBA player last year and might have been if he had played 5 more games. The dude averaged 24/6/5 last year while being a productive part of the second best defense in the NBA. If he doesn't improve at all in 2025, he's still worthy of the 34th pick but he's only 24 years old so he should be on the rise.

The list of players that averaged 24/5/4 from last year includes 6 players drafted in the first round here, three drafted in the second round, Zion, Tatum, and Wagner.

Now include the list of players that took at least 5 threes a game and shot below 30% in each of the past 2 seasons

 

[msudaisy26]

I can't decide who I dislike more righr now, Kev for taking my guy, or sccobus for making me have more time to think about it.

 

[the moops]

I can't decide who I dislike more righr now, Kev for taking my guy, or sccobus for making me have more time to think about it.

They both suck. There is room for lots of dislike in this place

 

[scoobus]

Hey guys.

 

[Eephus]

Hey guys.

They're not saying Scooo, they're saying booo

 

[scoobus]

Hey guys.

They're not saying Scooo, they're saying booo

Scooo-urns?

 

[scoobus]

Let's go with the new and improved 90% three-point shooter:

Aaron Gordon

 

[scoobus]

@the moops @The Man Who Met Andy Griffith

 

[Yo Mama]

Let's go with the new and improved 90% three-point shooter:

Aaron Gordon

I almost took him, but figured I needed a PG more. Plus taking Gordon would make it so a couple of the better remaining PGs would be on teams I already had players on.

 

[Yo Mama]

I’ve got a pick from ChemX, but I’m hitting the road in a half hour. I’ll need to send the pick to someone if the next couple picks take longer than that.

 

[scoobus]

I’ve got a pick from ChemX, but I’m hitting the road in a half hour. I’ll need to send the pick to someone if the next couple picks take longer than that.

I can take a list!

 

[the moops]

Jamal Murray - PG Denver Nuggets

I didn't want Garland anyway. I want mister clutch.

 

[the moops]

@Kev4029

Two straight Denver Nuggets has gotta **** you right?

 

[Kev4029]

4.09 - Darius Garland, G

I actually did want Garland and he was #2 on my short list when I picked last. Thanks for ****ing it up moops! #3 on my short list last pick was Murray though.

@Chemical X @scoobus @Yo Mama

 

[Kev4029]

@Kev4029

Two straight Denver Nuggets has gotta **** you right?

Legitimately would have preferred Garland to Murray, but I like both the Gordon and Murray picks and think they both should have gone sooner.

 

[the moops]

4.09 - Darius Garland, G

I actually did want Garland and he was #2 on my short list when I picked last. Thanks for ****ing it up moops! #3 on my short list last pick was Murray though.

@Chemical X @scoobus @Yo Mama

Don't believe you at all

 

[Yo Mama]

@Chemical X takes Walker Kessler, UTA C

 

[Eephus]

4.09 - Darius Garland, G

I actually did want Garland and he was #2 on my short list when I picked last. Thanks for ****ing it up moops! #3 on my short list last pick was Murray though.

@Chemical X @scoobus @Yo Mama

Short list. I get it.

 

[Yo Mama]

@Desert_Power

 

[Yo Mama]

@Chemical X takes Walker Kessler, UTA C

That’s a tall-*** team

 

[Kev4029]

Kev picks Franz Wagner — Orlando Magic

I'm kind of surprised he fell here. He was a borderline All-NBA player last year and might have been if he had played 5 more games. The dude averaged 24/6/5 last year while being a productive part of the second best defense in the NBA. If he doesn't improve at all in 2025, he's still worthy of the 34th pick but he's only 24 years old so he should be on the rise.

The list of players that averaged 24/5/4 from last year includes 6 players drafted in the first round here, three drafted in the second round, Zion, Tatum, and Wagner.

Now include the list of players that took at least 5 threes a game and shot below 30% in each of the past 2 seasons

 

[Kev4029]

@Desert_Power

I think Dessert Power would be a cooler handle...

 

[the moops]

@Chemical X takes Walker Kessler, UTA C

That’s a tall-*** team

Tall and terrible shooting.
Cade 33% career from three
Barnes 30% career from three
Kessler 22%

But Towns I guess

 

[the moops]

PG - Murray
SG/SF - Murphy III
PF - Mobley
C - Chet

Two first team all NBA defenders on the back line. Everyone can shoot. Let’s play 4v4

 

[Desert_Power]

Picking soon

 

[Kev4029]

Picking soon

Thanks, @ Dessert Power

 

[Desert_Power]

Looked at it a couple of ways, but Ja Morant is the pick. One of the top players in the NBA if he wanted to be. Backcourt is small but it has tremendous upside.

Ja Morant
Donovan Mitchell
Lebron James
Ivan Zubac