**** OFFICIAL FFA 2025-2026 Fake NBA Draft **** - Draft Has Started (5 Viewers)

[Yo Mama]

Ok, let’s get boring! Yo Mama selects:

9.09 - DeMar DeRozan, DeKangz F

Need more scoring on my second unit, and his spacing and defensive limitations aren’t as big of a negative on my team that already has plenty of both. Super reliable and consistent. Also, I’m bringing his daughter to all our home games to scream at opposing free throw shooters.

 

[Yo Mama]

@Jayrod

 

[Yo Mama]

I like to think that @Yo Mama thumbs ups my picks because he thinks they're especially good picks, not just because he uses them like he'll lose that ability if he doesn't use it 30 times a day.

In a world of unlimited likes, all your picks are special to me (especially the players that I don’t want).

 

[Kev4029]

Ok, let’s get boring! Yo Mama selects:

9.09 - DeMar DeRozan, DeKangz F

Need more scoring on my second unit, and his spacing and defensive limitations aren’t as big of a negative on my team that already has plenty of both. Super reliable and consistent. Also, I’m bringing his daughter to all our home games to scream at opposing free throw shooters.

He's become a little too underrated to fall all the way to 121st pick. He couldn't and shouldn't start in a 14 team league, but his game is nearly unaffected by his own team's spacing and the defenders on the other team.

On the other hand, with all the shooters on the team like career 34% shooter, Josh Hart, and career 32% shooter, Draymond Green, and career 36% shooter Jaylen Green, and career 36% shooter, James Harden, and career 36% shooter, Myles Turner, and career 34% shooter Victor Wembanyama, spacing should be a non issue.

 

[Yo Mama]

Ok, let’s get boring! Yo Mama selects:

9.09 - DeMar DeRozan, DeKangz F

Need more scoring on my second unit, and his spacing and defensive limitations aren’t as big of a negative on my team that already has plenty of both. Super reliable and consistent. Also, I’m bringing his daughter to all our home games to scream at opposing free throw shooters.

He's become a little too underrated to fall all the way to 121st pick. He couldn't and shouldn't start in a 14 team league, but his game is nearly unaffected by his own team's spacing and the defenders on the other team.

On the other hand, with all the shooters on the team like career 34% shooter, Josh Hart, and career 32% shooter, Draymond Green, and career 36% shooter Jaylen Green, and career 36% shooter, James Harden, and career 36% shooter, Myles Turner, and career 34% shooter Victor Wembanyama, spacing should be a non issue.

Oh, when I say spacing, I mean we’ll all be standing outside the 3-pt line taking lots of shots. Not saying we’re going to make them all. Lots of space for DeMar to take all his shots in the mid-range.

 

[Kev4029]

Ok, let’s get boring! Yo Mama selects:

9.09 - DeMar DeRozan, DeKangz F

Need more scoring on my second unit, and his spacing and defensive limitations aren’t as big of a negative on my team that already has plenty of both. Super reliable and consistent. Also, I’m bringing his daughter to all our home games to scream at opposing free throw shooters.

He's become a little too underrated to fall all the way to 121st pick. He couldn't and shouldn't start in a 14 team league, but his game is nearly unaffected by his own team's spacing and the defenders on the other team.

On the other hand, with all the shooters on the team like career 34% shooter, Josh Hart, and career 32% shooter, Draymond Green, and career 36% shooter Jaylen Green, and career 36% shooter, James Harden, and career 36% shooter, Myles Turner, and career 34% shooter Victor Wembanyama, spacing should be a non issue.

Oh, when I say spacing, I mean we’ll all be standing outside the 3-pt line taking lots of shots. Not saying we’re going to make them all. Lots of space for DeMar to take all his shots in the mid-range.

I'm mostly giving you a hard time (and realized that I said Jaylen Green rather than Brown but looked up Brown's stats) - most of those guys are better shooters than their % other than Hart and Green.

 

[Jayrod]

Well, we are entering the "severely flawed" level of players so what the heck:

09.10 - Colin Sexton, Charlotte Hornets

 

[Jayrod]

Sorry for the delay. Actually had to do some work today. The nerve of some employers.

@Frostillicus is up.

 

[Yo Mama]

Well, we are entering the "severely flawed" level of players so what the heck:

09.10 - Colin Sexton, Charlotte Hornets

He’s been pretty good so far. The Hornets have been a fun watch this season.

 

[Jayrod]

Once again, I know who I want to take next. Now don't F it up like we did last time, mmmkay?

 

[Jayrod]

Well, we are entering the "severely flawed" level of players so what the heck:

09.10 - Colin Sexton, Charlotte Hornets

He’s been pretty good so far. The Hornets have been a fun watch this season.

I actually didn't realize how good he was from 3 (around 40% the last 3 seasons). I don't think I've seen him play since he left Cleveland.

He just isn't a good defender but as a shooter off the bench, I'll take it.

 

[the moops]

I keep looking at guys and thinking I might draft them next only to see they were drafted like 5 rounds ago. Walker Kessler went in the 4th round?

 

[Eephus]

I keep looking at guys and thinking I might draft them next only to see they were drafted like 5 rounds ago. Walker Kessler went in the 4th round?

He's experienced in tanking

 

[Sammy3469]

I keep looking at guys and thinking I might draft them next only to see they were drafted like 5 rounds ago. Walker Kessler went in the 4th round?

"Ouch"

I looked and did the same with him as well

 

[Yo Mama]

@frostedtips
@frostyflaked
@kgholdmebackbro

 

[Frostillicus]

Brook Loopez

 

[scoobus]

Ok, let’s get boring! Yo Mama selects:

9.09 - DeMar DeRozan, DeKangz F

Need more scoring on my second unit, and his spacing and defensive limitations aren’t as big of a negative on my team that already has plenty of both. Super reliable and consistent. Also, I’m bringing his daughter to all our home games to scream at opposing free throw shooters.

I considered him a good deal. On the plus side he doesn't seem to have slowed down much, can obviously create his own shot, decent passing. On the other hand he's old and only getting older, provides zero spacing, not good defender, and hasn't been on a winning team in who knows how long.

Still, at this point in the draft, with a role on the second team offense I think it's a good pick.

 

[scoobus]

@Eephus

 

[Eephus]

9.12 - Tobias Harris - FWD - Detroit

Adds another solid veteran leader who can pair with Toumani Camera at the 4.

@Juxtatarot

 

[Yo Mama]

Since I’m bored, here’s who would be capped out already if we would have gone with a limit of 3 players per division:

Juxtatrot - Central, Northwest
Eephus - Atlantic
Frosty - Southeast, Northwest
Jayrod - Northwest
Me - Pacific
Scoobus - Southwest
Moops - Central
Chem X - Atlantic (4 taken)
Desert - Southwest
Msudaisy - Southeast

No real issues with East/West conference limits since everyone is either 5/4 or 6/3.

 

[Juxtatarot]

9.13 Jerami Grant - Portland Trailblazers

@Bob Loblaw

 

[Bob Loblaw]

9.14 - Mark Williams - Phoenix Suns

10.01 - Kyrie Irving - Dallas Mavericks

@Juxtatarot

 

[scoobus]

9.13 Jerami Grant - Portland Trailblazers

@Bob Loblaw

He's back! Coming for that sixth man of the year award!

 

[Yo Mama]

9.14 - Mark Williams - Phoenix Suns

10.01 - Kyrie Irving - Dallas Mavericks

@Juxtatarot

Was thinking about when to pull the trigger on Kyrie.

 

[scoobus]

Since I’m bored, here’s who would be capped out already if we would have gone with a limit of 3 players per division:

Juxtatrot - Central, Northwest
Eephus - Atlantic
Frosty - Southeast, Northwest
Jayrod - Northwest
Me - Pacific
Scoobus - Southwest
Moops - Central
Chem X - Atlantic (4 taken)
Desert - Southwest
Msudaisy - Southeast

No real issues with East/West conference limits since everyone is either 5/4 or 6/3.

Juxtatarot with 4 in the Northwest, cheater!

 

[msudaisy26]

I like to think that @Yo Mama thumbs ups my picks because he thinks they're especially good picks, not just because he uses them like he'll lose that ability if he doesn't use it 30 times a day.

He only does the first part for my picks. You are the second part!

 

[Juxtatarot]

10.2 Kel'el Ware -- Miami Heat

 

[Juxtatarot]

@Eephus

 

[the moops]

Ware and Lopez were next on my list
Thought about Kyrie but I think this Dallas team is gonna be bad, and I doubt they rush him back or I wonder if he comes back at all

 

[Eephus]

10.3 - Brandin Podziemski - Energy Guy - Home Team

@Frostillicus

 

[Frostillicus]

Ugh. Just found a fantastic pick who has somehow fallen through the cracks, but I already have a guy from his team! Curses! Sacre Bleu!

10.4 Bennedict Mathurin, IND

He'll do.

@Jayrod @JayMan
@Jay_B

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm over the second apron!

 

[Jayrod]

Similar to the Lakers, I just need a decent big. I feel like he gets too much crap because of his #1 draft pick status, but he is viable starting center and he'll be a 15-20 mpg guy off of my bench.

Deandre Ayton - LA Lakers

@Yo Mama

 

[scoobus]

Similar to the Lakers, I just need a decent big. I feel like he gets too much crap because of his #1 draft pick status, but he is viable starting center and he'll be a 15-20 mpg guy off of my bench.

Deandre Ayton - LA Lakers

@Yo Mama

Considered him last pick, maybe would've taken him this pick. Definitely in my top 5 of least favorite basketball players, so soft, dude just doesn't care.

 

[the moops]

10.08 Wendell Carter Jr - Orlando Magic

 

[Yo Mama]

Pretty sure I can win a foot race against some of the guys on my bench (I can’t). Aside from Cason, my backup unit is fairly old and slow. Yo Mama selects:

10.06 - Shaedon Sharpe, POR G

He can attack the basket, hit some threes, run the floor, and throw down some monster dunks.

@scoobus

 

[Yo Mama]

Pretty sure I can win a foot race against some of the guys on my bench (I can’t). Aside from Cason, my backup unit is fairly old and slow. Yo Mama selects:

10.06 - Shaedon Sharpe, POR G

He can attack the basket, hit some threes, run the floor, and throw down some monster dunks.

@scoobus

James Harden, Cason Wallace
Desmond Bane, Shaedon Sharpe
Jaylen Brown, DeMar DeRozan
Victor Wembanyama, Josh Hart
Myles Turner, Draymond Green

 

[scoobus]

For this pick I’ll take a high energy, rim running, switchable big:

Nic "Click" Claxton

 

[scoobus]

@Kev4029 @KevDog&Twins

 

[Kev4029]

Davion Mitchell for me.

@Chemical X

 

[Kev4029]

Maybe should have taken a center with AD going down ....

 

[the moops]

Maybe should have taken a center with AD going down ....

Don't worry, you got Embiid

 

[Desert_Power]

For this pick I’ll take a high energy, rim running, switchable big:

Nic "Click" Claxton

Feel like he'd be viewed so much better on another team.

 

[Yo Mama]

I noticed earlier in the google sheet that Chem X left a WhatsApp number in the notes at the top of the draft sheet. Not sure if anyone uses that and would want to reach out. Not a rush since we’ve had plenty of gaps, but just in case.

 

[Desert_Power]

I noticed earlier in the google sheet that Chem X left a WhatsApp number in the notes at the top of the draft sheet. Not sure if anyone uses that and would want to reach out. Not a rush since we’ve had plenty of gaps, but just in case.

Used to have one, but international folks I talk to would not be using a Facebook owned platform...

 

[Jayrod]

10.08 Wendell Carter Jr - Orlando Magic

For this pick I’ll take a high energy, rim running, switchable big:

Nic "Click" Claxton

I considered both of these guys over Ayton.

 

[Desert_Power]

I hate lists, but will give one while ChemX is sleeping for a bit.

 

[Frostillicus]

Pretty sure I can win a foot race against some of the guys on my bench (I can’t). Aside from Cason, my backup unit is fairly old and slow. Yo Mama selects:

10.06 - Shaedon Sharpe, POR G

He can attack the basket, hit some threes, run the floor, and throw down some monster dunks.

@scoobus

This was the guy.

 

[Yo Mama]

I hate lists, but will give one while ChemX is sleeping for a bit.

I’m no help since I’m a west coaster and will bog things down in the morning.

Is the player you want on any of these teams: Det, NYK, Toronto, Uta, Sac, Por, Cha, Bos, Phi?

If so you can take him now.

 

[Chemical X]

Bilal Coulibaly, Wash. Bullets