**** OFFICIAL FFA 2025-2026 Fake NBA Draft **** - Draft Has Started (9 Viewers)

[Yo Mama]

@Sammy3469

 

[Master of Subservience]

TREMENDOUS UPSIDE

 

[Desert_Power]

TREMENDOUS UPSIDE

You have a problem?

 

[the moops]

Team would be better (not good but better) if you had Ivan’s brother Ivica at center

 

[Master of Subservience]

TREMENDOUS UPSIDE

You have a problem?

Well, yeah. You stole my tremendous upside

You know how teams have thunder and lightning RB combos? It was going to be volcano and conflagration

But, no. Forever lost to the world. Yeah, I have a problem

 

[Sammy3469]

TREMENDOUS UPSIDE

Went to a couple of Yankee games with this dude

 

[Desert_Power]

Y'all can have someone else finish my team.

 

[Sammy3469]

C Jarrett Allen

 

[Master of Subservience]

Y'all can have someone else finish my team.

Is this because of my problem comment? My real problem is pairing someone with Trae Young, and Ja was an over-the-top way of addressing it

I certainly meant no offense and I apologize if that's what happened

 

[the moops]

Y'all can have someone else finish my team.

unacceptable

 

[Sammy3469]

TU was my second IRL FBG encounter after Koya. True Story. My third IRL were Otis's hands.

 

[Master of Subservience]

4.13 Jalen Duren, Det

CONFLAGRATION

 

[Master of Subservience]

@msudaisy26

I keep forgetting this part

 

[Yo Mama]

What’s everyone’s thoughts about drafting over the weekend?

I don’t want everyone to have to keep checking in all weekend, but I’d hate for everyone to have to wait if one person is out of pocket.

If you’re going to be away for awhile and are coming up fairly soon, try to send a list to someone. I have no life this weekend (most weekends) besides stupid chores, so I’ll be around.

 

[Desert_Power]

Sorry, I was just making a reference to my team and a beloved poster of course.

Felt like I offended people with it based on the responses. Not my intent.

 

[Master of Subservience]

TU was my second IRL FBG encounter after Koya. True Story. My third IRL were Otis's hands.

Nobody's that lucky

 

[Yo Mama]

Y'all can have someone else finish my team.

Commissioner has denied your request for recusal.

 

[Sammy3469]

TU was my second IRL FBG encounter after Koya. True Story. My third IRL were Otis's hands.

Nobody's that lucky

4th was krista (there was some meetup at some point at an NYC bar).

 

[the moops]

TU was my second IRL FBG encounter after Koya. True Story. My third IRL were Otis's hands.

@Koya miss that idiot

 

[Desert_Power]

Y'all can have someone else finish my team.

Commissioner has denied your request for recusal.

I'll draft, at least.

 

[Eephus]

TU was my second IRL FBG encounter after Koya. True Story. My third IRL were Otis's hands.

@Koya miss that idiot

And his quest to create a walkable Metroplex

 

[Kev4029]

What’s everyone’s thoughts about drafting over the weekend?

I don’t want everyone to have to keep checking in all weekend, but I’d hate for everyone to have to wait if one person is out of pocket.

If you’re going to be away for awhile and are coming up fairly soon, try to send a list to someone. I have no life this weekend (most weekends) besides stupid chores, so I’ll be around.

I vote for whatever moops doesn't want.

 

[the moops]

What’s everyone’s thoughts about drafting over the weekend?

I don’t want everyone to have to keep checking in all weekend, but I’d hate for everyone to have to wait if one person is out of pocket.

If you’re going to be away for awhile and are coming up fairly soon, try to send a list to someone. I have no life this weekend (most weekends) besides stupid chores, so I’ll be around.

I vote for whatever moops doesn't want.

I want to not sleep with your mom?

 

[Master of Subservience]

this little draft is getting downright Machiavellian

 

[Yo Mama]

I got a list from @msudaisy26 but all it had was Jimmy Butler listed 15 times.

 

[the moops]

About to get a giant needle shoved into my elbow. Cortisone injection for the win! Might need a little bit to make my pick when I come up.

Well **** this hurts. The 7 drinks have not helped either. Ouch!

 

[Corporation]

Ok, hopefully everything is going well for @Corporation

I think if we don’t hear from him tonight, we have three options:

1 - Skip him and he can make his picks whenever he’s back (or he can drop out if he chooses in this scenario). Sucks to do this for his first two picks.

2 - Find a replacement (@Instinctive - hi).

3 - I can make picks on his behalf this round and he can jump back in when he’s back around (I’ll bug someone to help decide).

I’m leaning #3 but willing to see what others think.

I am so very sorry, I was out of town for work and just didn't dawn on me to check on my phone. I'm glad you found a replacement and I hope I didn't hold this up too long.

Good luck!

 

[msudaisy26]

Sorry guys, long week and went to bed early last night. Looking over the list and picking soon.

 

[msudaisy26]

Brandon Miller and Deni Avdija.

And also Jimmy Butler.

@Master of Subservience

 

[the moops]

Ooohhh Deni. Almost picked him last pick. Thought there might be a sliver of a chnce he would make it back to me. Guess not!

Good picks. Like both those guys

 

[msudaisy26]

Ooohhh Deni. Almost picked him last pick. Thought there might be a sliver of a chnce he would make it back to me. Guess not!

Good picks. Like both those guys

Thanks my top five picks look good.

Maxy
Booker
Miller
Deni
Sengun

Not sure why I am not getting calls to be at least an assistant GM.

 

[Yo Mama]

Ooohhh Deni. Almost picked him last pick. Thought there might be a sliver of a chnce he would make it back to me. Guess not!

Good picks. Like both those guys

Thanks my top five picks look good.

Maxy
Booker
Miller
Deni
Sengun

Not sure why I am not getting calls to be at least an assistant GM.

Fun team. Especially fun when they give up 150 points to the opposition each game.

 

[Master of Subservience]

5.2 VJ Edgecombe, Phi

<maniacalcackle>

@Sammy3469

 

[msudaisy26]

Ooohhh Deni. Almost picked him last pick. Thought there might be a sliver of a chnce he would make it back to me. Guess not!

Good picks. Like both those guys

Thanks my top five picks look good.

Maxy
Booker
Miller
Deni
Sengun

Not sure why I am not getting calls to be at least an assistant GM.

Fun team. Especially fun when they give up 150 points to the opposition each game.

Doesn't matter when we score 200!

 

[the moops]

Ooohhh Deni. Almost picked him last pick. Thought there might be a sliver of a chnce he would make it back to me. Guess not!

Good picks. Like both those guys

Thanks my top five picks look good.

Maxy
Booker
Miller
Deni
Sengun

Not sure why I am not getting calls to be at least an assistant GM.

Break through that glass ceiling!

 

[msudaisy26]

I really brought this draft to a halt!

 

[Jayrod]

5.2 VJ Edgecombe, Phi

<maniacalcackle>

@Sammy3469

Congrats! The first player not in my top 125 list.

 

[the moops]

Maxy
Booker
Miller
Deni
Sengun

Good law firm name here.
Maxey, Booker, Miller, Demi, and Sengun for all your personal injury needs.

 

[Master of Subservience]

I really brought this draft to a halt!

I think this is what they call Stolen Valor

It was VJ Edgecombe

 

[Master of Subservience]

5.2 VJ Edgecombe, Phi

<maniacalcackle>

@Sammy3469

Congrats! The first player not in my top 125 list.

 

[Yo Mama]

I really brought this draft to a halt!

Only stop your team will get all season.

 

[Yo Mama]

@Sammy3469 where’d you go?

 

[Eephus]

@Sammy3469 where’d you go?

We could have given him Sammy Merrill but he already has a Cav

 

[Sammy3469]

Sorry...G Austin Reaves

@Desert_Power

 

[Desert_Power]

F Jaden McDaniels

@Chemical X

 

[Chemical X]

zach laVine, nba player

 

[the moops]

@Kev4029 you up

 

[Kev4029]

5.06 Joel Embiid, C/Injured Soon

I imagine he will miss half the season and he’s clearly on a minutes limit to start the season but there is a chance that he plays 65 games and looks like an high end All-NBA player again. If he ends up being THAT guy, he’ll start for me with a super huge lineup, but otherwise, he’ll be my 6th man and hold up my 2nd unit. Even in a half-size league, he would mash on second units… think of him as the 1985 version of Bill Walton.

@the moops

 

[Yo Mama]

5.06 Joel Embiid, C/Injured Soon

I imagine he will miss half the season and he’s clearly on a minutes limit to start the season but there is a chance that he plays 65 games and looks like an high end All-NBA player again. If he ends up being THAT guy, he’ll start for me with a super huge lineup, but otherwise, he’ll be my 6th man and hold up my 2nd unit. Even in a half-size league, he would mash on second units… think of him as the 1985 version of Bill Walton.

@the moops

Take notes everyone - now this is how you sell a player.

 

[the moops]

5.07 Ausar Thompson - Detroit Pistons

95% as good as his twin who went in the top 20 of the draft. He will cover the best wing or ball handler and cause havoc. His lack of shooting is unimportant because he is playing with 4 shooters.

Murray, Ausar, Murphy III, Mobley, Chet

@scoobus you up