**** OFFICIAL FFA 2025-2026 Fake NBA Draft **** - Draft Has Started (12 Viewers)

[scoobus]

11.06 Steven Adams, C Houston Rockets

I need somebody to cover for the injuries of AD and whatever is about to happen to Embiid. He might be the best screen setter and offensive rebounder in the NBA.

I was torn between him and the only guy in the NBA who I would less like to fight now that James Johnson is probably out of the NBA for good but I would rather hang out with Adams IRL.

@the moops

Looked at him when I took my last pair of centers. Decided to go more athletic/switchable, but Adams is a stud rebounder and screen setter like you said.

 

[the moops]

11.07 Sam Hauser - Boston Celtics

45.5% from three on 9 attempts. Not a sieve on defense either.

 

[the moops]

@scoobus you up

 

[scoobus]

This guy's presence kind of changed the Lakers into a viable-ish contender last year with his defense and ability to space the floor. A 3&D stud:

Dorian Finney-Smith

 

[scoobus]

@Yo Mama

 

[Kev4029]

This guy's presence kind of changed the Lakers into a viable-ish contender last year with his defense and ability to space the floor. A 3&D stud:

Dorian Finney-Smith

This probably would have been my pick had I not picked 8 other injured players and needed somebody not currently injured to play for my injured players.

 

[Yo Mama]

Need another ballhandler, and one who doesn’t need to take a billion shots. This guy fits perfectly. You Mama selects:

11.09 - Lonzo Ball, Cle PG

Very good pickup for the Cavs this year. Excellent facilitator who isn’t a shoot-first gunner. Great at running the break, decent shooter, and solid perimeter defender. Risk is always his health but my team is deep. Perfect backup for my team.

@Jayrod

 

[scoobus]

I can always take a list at night btw.

 

[Frostillicus]

I can always take a list at night btw.

Sent you a list

 

[Jayrod]

#1 most punchable face in the league (that shoots around 40% from 3 and will play a lot):

Grayson Allen - PHX Suns

@Frostillicus is up; list to @scoobus ?

 

[the moops]

#1 most punchable face in the league (that shoots around 40% from 3 and will play a lot):

Grayson Allen - PHX Suns

@Frostillicus is up; list to @scoobus ?

So punchable

 

[scoobus]

#1 most punchable face in the league (that shoots around 40% from 3 and will play a lot):

Grayson Allen - PHX Suns

@Frostillicus is up; list to @scoobus ?

The first person on the list he sent me was Melo, so I'm thinking we should wait for him.

 

[scoobus]

#1 most punchable face in the league (that shoots around 40% from 3 and will play a lot):

Grayson Allen - PHX Suns

@Frostillicus is up; list to @scoobus ?

Also on my top 5 list of least favorite players.

 

[Yo Mama]

#1 most punchable face in the league (that shoots around 40% from 3 and will play a lot):

Grayson Allen - PHX Suns

@Frostillicus is up; list to @scoobus ?

The first person on the list he sent me was Melo, so I'm thinking we should wait for him.

Here’s a list . . . for me to poop on!

 

[Frostillicus]

Keon Ellis

 

[Yo Mama]

@Eephus

 

[Eephus]

11.12 - Malik Monk - Bench Scorer - Sacto

@Juxtatarot

 

[Eephus]

That leaves me $2M under the second apron with four picks remaining

 

[Juxtatarot]

11.13 Ryan Rollins — Bucks

 

[Juxtatarot]

@Bob Loblaw

 

[Juxtatarot]

I’m not staying up. Anyone want a list from me for after Bob picks?

 

[Yo Mama]

I’m not staying up. Anyone want a list from me for after Bob picks?

I can for tonight

 

[Eephus]

11.13 Ryan Rollins — Bucks

He looked great tonight

 

[Yo Mama]

11.13 Ryan Rollins — Bucks

He’s been awesome so far. Great game tonight.

 

[Juxtatarot]

11.13 Ryan Rollins — Bucks

He looked great tonight

I can’t say that didn’t influence me.

 

[scoobus]

List sent to @the moops

 

[the moops]

List sent to @the moops

got it

 

[Bob Loblaw]

11.14 - Jordan Poole - NOP

12.01 - Tyus Jones - ORL

@Juxtatarot

 

[Juxtatarot]

12.02 Cedrick Coward — Grizzlies

 

[Juxtatarot]

@Eephus

 

[Kev4029]

12.02 Cedrick Coward — Grizzlies

Love this pick. He looks legit and could very likely fit in a decent role on a championship team.

 

[Yo Mama]

11.14 - Jordan Poole - NOP

I’ve been debating taking him for a while just to pair him with Draymond on my team.

 

[the moops]

It's not just me sending @Kev4029 nudes right?

 

[Eephus]

12.03. Bobby Portis - Bucks legend

@Frostillicus

 

[the moops]

I got @scoobus picks FYI

 

[Jayrod]

I've got 2 players in mind, but both are still available to frosty, so I'll wait

 

[Kev4029]

It's not just me sending @Kev4029 nudes right?

I wish. Just you.

 

[Frostillicus]

12.03. Bobby Portis - Bucks legend

@Frostillicus

This is who I was going to take. Please hold.

 

[Frostillicus]

12.4 - Tre Johnson, zards

@Jayrod

 

[Yo Mama]

@Jayrod already has someone from the Hornets (NBA’s funnest team), so I’ll go ahead. Yo Mama selects:

12.06 - Ryan Kalkbrenner, BWG Cha

He’s got the starting center job due to lack of any real competition and has no plans on giving up the role now or in the future. Averaging 11&7 with over a block and a steal in 27 minutes per game. The Hornets could have 2 (or maybe 3) all-rookie selections from this year’s draft.

Also, if he can continue things at his current pace for the whole season (and I don’t see why he can’t), he’ll set the record for the greatest shooting percentage OF ALL TIME!!! He’s currently at 90% FG (27 of 30) through 5 games this season.


Yo Mama’s Team
Guards - James Harden, Desmond Bane, Cason Wallace, Lonzo Ball
Wings - Jaylen Brown, Josh Hart, DeMar DeRozan, Shaedon Sharpe
Bigs - Victor Wembanyama, Myles Turner, Draymond Green, Ryan Kalkbrenner

 

[Yo Mama]

@the moops will be up for @scoobus when Jayrod picks.

 

[Eephus]

@the moops will be up for @scoobus when Jayrod picks.

This is the Fake NBA Draft **** equivalent of the seven-team Durant trade

 

[Desert_Power]

@Jayrod already has someone from the Hornets (NBA’s funnest team), so I’ll go ahead. Yo Mama selects:

12.06 - Ryan Kalkbrenner, BWG Cha

He’s got the starting center job due to lack of any real competition and has no plans on giving up the role now or in the future. Averaging 11&7 with over a block and a steal in 27 minutes per game. The Hornets could have 2 (or maybe 3) all-rookie selections from this year’s draft.

Also, if he can continue things at his current pace for the whole season (and I don’t see why he can’t), he’ll set the record for the greatest shooting percentage OF ALL TIME!!! He’s currently at 90% FG (27 of 30) through 5 games this season.


Yo Mama’s Team
Guards - James Harden, Desmond Bane, Cason Wallace, Lonzo Ball
Wings - Jaylen Brown, Josh Hart, DeMar DeRozan, Shaedon Sharpe
Bigs - Victor Wembanyama, Myles Turner, Draymond Green, Ryan Kalkbrenner

Why does everyone like the Hornets this year?

 

[Yo Mama]

@the moops will be up for @scoobus when Jayrod picks.

This is the Fake NBA Draft **** equivalent of the seven-team Durant trade

I’m waiting for people 5 picks away to do the legwork to look at the rosters ahead of them and pick early for maximum confusion.

 

[Eephus]

The NBA Cup is like Christmas decorations; it seems to start earlier every year

 

[Yo Mama]

The NBA Cup is like Christmas decorations; it seems to start earlier every year

It’s the pumpkin spice of in-season tournaments.

 

[Yo Mama]

Upcoming drafters so people aren’t surprised they’ll be picking soon(ish):

@Jayrod is up
@scoobus on deck
@the moops
@Kev4029
@Chemical X

 

[the moops]

Yo Mama’s Team
Guards - James Harden, Desmond Bane, Cason Wallace, Lonzo Ball
Wings - Jaylen Brown, Josh Hart, DeMar DeRozan, Shaedon Sharpe
Bigs - Victor Wembanyama, Myles Turner, Draymond Green, Ryan Kalkbrenner

I think Wemby's current San Antonio team would beat this collection of misfits

 

[Yo Mama]

Yo Mama’s Team
Guards - James Harden, Desmond Bane, Cason Wallace, Lonzo Ball
Wings - Jaylen Brown, Josh Hart, DeMar DeRozan, Shaedon Sharpe
Bigs - Victor Wembanyama, Myles Turner, Draymond Green, Ryan Kalkbrenner

I think Wemby's current San Antonio team would beat this collection of misfits

We need a Don’t Like button.

 

[the moops]

@Jayrod get your *** in here